Datang: I was overheard by the Empress
Chapter 184 Chang'an has a ventriloquist!
Chapter 184 Chang'an has a ventriloquist!
"Damn it, what are you doing?"
Cheng Qianzong's coquettish operation directly scared the two inspectors on the left and right, and jumped three feet in place!
As the saying goes, there are people with good oral skills in Chang'an, Cheng Qianzong is also, in the Gongyuan, coughing sounds like firecrackers, the voice is lifelike, just to call people, sincerely...
"My throat is itchy, what's wrong with coughing twice? No!"
Cheng Qianzong immediately replied that he had a personality like a young Tai Sui,
I was already very upset when I was scolded by these two inspection tours just now, how can I continue to endure it now!
"Master Examiner, there are students making loud noises here, disrupting the order of the examination room!"
However, these two inspection tours are not easy to provoke. As soon as he raised his hand, an examiner was called over immediately!
"what happened?"
The chief examiner has thick eyebrows, big eyes, and a Chinese face, which can be seen as an upright personality!
The two inspectors talked about Cheng Qianzong's coughing and coughing in a short time,
The examiner with thick brows and big eyes looked at Cheng Qianzong and was speechless for a while,
How many officials in Chang'an City don't know the name of Cheng Qianzong, the young Taisui in Chang'an?
Seeing Cheng Qianzong's fearless face, this thick-eyed, Chinese-faced examiner could only wave his hand helplessly for a moment:
"Forget it, let's not take it as an example, you two hurry up and take him to the toilet!"
"But my lord!"
The two inspectors looked unwilling, except for the guy sleeping in the dormitory, they had never seen such an arrogant examinee before!
"Just let the two of you go, there's so much nonsense, I don't want to do it anymore!"
The examiner with a Chinese face immediately growled,
Thank you both for thinking it out,
Drive Cheng Yaojin's grandson out of the examination room,
The chief examiner is not so courageous,
Just the two of you!
The two inspection tours were scolded by this, and they immediately took Cheng Qianzong to the toilet with a look of unwillingness on their faces!
But just now Cheng Qianzong coughed and coughed, but he failed to wake up Di Ping'an!
With an unwilling and disappointed expression on his face, Cheng Qianzong had no choice but to follow the two inspection tours to go to the toilet!
but,
After a quarter of an hour,
"Damn, brother is so good, he started to fall asleep, I'm afraid it won't work, I have to find a way to wake up brother! Got it!"
Accompanied by two inspection tours, Yan Danqing also looked at Di Ping'an in shock,
Although Di Ping'an's face cannot be seen, looking at the entire Gongyuan,
To be able to sleep peacefully under such circumstances,
Apart from their awesome big brother Di Ping'an, I'm afraid there will be no other person to come!
"Cough, cough, cough!"
For a while, a series of coughing sounds like firing cannons sounded, short and powerful,
However, compared to Cheng Qianzong's firecracker cough, it was naturally a little weaker, but it still scared the two inspection tours on the left and right to jump three feet high!
"What do you want to do again? Your throat is itching again!"
The two inspection tours were suddenly extremely depressed, but the coughing sound was not terrible.
The key is that at the moment thousands of people in the Gongyuan are writing papers in unison,
Such a quiet and harmonious scene,
Suddenly there was a series of firecrackers coughing,
Did you say you would be taken aback!
"Why can't you cough? In the examination regulations of the Tribute Academy, it seems that candidates are not allowed to cough!"
Yan Danqing also said with a straight face, what's wrong with me coughing twice?
Isn't it just that the sound is louder and the interval is shorter?
What's the big deal?
"Master examiner, the exam room is noisy..."
Without further ado, the two patrolling examiners called the examiner over.
This time, one must be cleared,
The majestic imperial examinations,
What a mess you guys have made!
The person who came to deal with it this time was still the examiner with thick eyebrows and big eyes.
Seeing Yan Danqing standing in the examination room with a fearless face
The thick-browed examiner was still speechless, looking at the two inspectors in front of him, he wished he could kick them out.
It was Cheng Yaojin's grandson just now,
Well now, he is the grandson of the Chief Examiner,
Do you think you two really don't want to do it anymore!
"What are you two doing? Hurry up and take someone to the toilet!"
The blue veins on the forehead of the examiner with thick eyebrows are all exposed!
After two rounds of examinations, seeing the tone of the examiner, I immediately knew what iron plate I might have kicked.
Without further ado, Dala took Yan Danqing to the toilet again with a face!
but,
After a while,
When Changsun Yan went to the toilet, he also saw Di Ping'an who was sleeping soundly in the dorm, and then directly thought of the coughing sound like firecrackers before!
Cough cough cough...
The repetitive operations continued again, but this time the two inspection tours learned the lesson directly.
Every time these candidates walked up to the sleeping student dormitory, they made such a weird move.
Needless to say, it must be to say hello to this sleeping student, but what can be done about it?
After all, no one said that coughing is not allowed in the Gongyuan,
The two inspectors looked directly at the thick-browed examiner this time,
The thick-browed examiner raised his eyebrows, and the two inspectors didn't say anything.
After Changsun Yan finished coughing, he took Changsun Yan to the bathroom!
……
Starting from Cheng Qianzong, Yan Danqing and Changsun Yan,
The next Qin Ying, Yuchi Zhenjin and Yue Pengfei were no exception.
After all, if you want to go to the toilet in the Gongyuan, Di Ping'an seems to be a must-go place!
But when the brothers did this, some people in the examination room became dissatisfied for a while!
Many students immediately cursed in their hearts:
"Damn it, these people are endless. They cough for a while at every turn. If you say you cough, you can cough. It's like shooting a cannon. It's scary!"
"I rely on your uncle. Who coughed those two sounds just now, causing my pen to flick and leave an ink dot on the test paper. Why can't he deduct points from my test paper!"
Many examinees were filled with grief and indignation for a moment, after all, the coughing just now came suddenly,
It scared a lot of people into a fright. Some examinees who were writing left an ink dot on the test paper with a flick of the pen.
Once the ink spots are left on, although this paper will not be scrapped, it will certainly affect the cleanliness of the paper!
After all, if you leave an ink dot, it means that you are not proficient in answering questions and have doubts.
Compared with other people's neat test papers, they are naturally at a disadvantage!
……
"What's the matter with these guys? I had a firecracker battle today, and I can't stop coughing!"
He Lanminzhi was also concentrating on answering the questions in the examination room of the Tribute Academy at the moment.
This time He Lan Minzhi also came here for the number one scholar in the imperial examination.
It's just that Cheng Qianzong, Yan Danqing and others coughed like firecrackers just now, which made He Lanmin a little puzzled.
Although I vomited all over the place outside the gate of the Gongyuan just now, maybe the tonics I took these days are still okay,
He Lanminzhi was in good condition. After entering the examination room, he quickly entered the state of answering questions.
But before I wrote much, I was disrupted by the continuous coughing sound!
Finally, after who knows how many firecracker-like coughs sounded, He Lanmin couldn't bear it any longer!
(End of this chapter)
"Damn it, what are you doing?"
Cheng Qianzong's coquettish operation directly scared the two inspectors on the left and right, and jumped three feet in place!
As the saying goes, there are people with good oral skills in Chang'an, Cheng Qianzong is also, in the Gongyuan, coughing sounds like firecrackers, the voice is lifelike, just to call people, sincerely...
"My throat is itchy, what's wrong with coughing twice? No!"
Cheng Qianzong immediately replied that he had a personality like a young Tai Sui,
I was already very upset when I was scolded by these two inspection tours just now, how can I continue to endure it now!
"Master Examiner, there are students making loud noises here, disrupting the order of the examination room!"
However, these two inspection tours are not easy to provoke. As soon as he raised his hand, an examiner was called over immediately!
"what happened?"
The chief examiner has thick eyebrows, big eyes, and a Chinese face, which can be seen as an upright personality!
The two inspectors talked about Cheng Qianzong's coughing and coughing in a short time,
The examiner with thick brows and big eyes looked at Cheng Qianzong and was speechless for a while,
How many officials in Chang'an City don't know the name of Cheng Qianzong, the young Taisui in Chang'an?
Seeing Cheng Qianzong's fearless face, this thick-eyed, Chinese-faced examiner could only wave his hand helplessly for a moment:
"Forget it, let's not take it as an example, you two hurry up and take him to the toilet!"
"But my lord!"
The two inspectors looked unwilling, except for the guy sleeping in the dormitory, they had never seen such an arrogant examinee before!
"Just let the two of you go, there's so much nonsense, I don't want to do it anymore!"
The examiner with a Chinese face immediately growled,
Thank you both for thinking it out,
Drive Cheng Yaojin's grandson out of the examination room,
The chief examiner is not so courageous,
Just the two of you!
The two inspection tours were scolded by this, and they immediately took Cheng Qianzong to the toilet with a look of unwillingness on their faces!
But just now Cheng Qianzong coughed and coughed, but he failed to wake up Di Ping'an!
With an unwilling and disappointed expression on his face, Cheng Qianzong had no choice but to follow the two inspection tours to go to the toilet!
but,
After a quarter of an hour,
"Damn, brother is so good, he started to fall asleep, I'm afraid it won't work, I have to find a way to wake up brother! Got it!"
Accompanied by two inspection tours, Yan Danqing also looked at Di Ping'an in shock,
Although Di Ping'an's face cannot be seen, looking at the entire Gongyuan,
To be able to sleep peacefully under such circumstances,
Apart from their awesome big brother Di Ping'an, I'm afraid there will be no other person to come!
"Cough, cough, cough!"
For a while, a series of coughing sounds like firing cannons sounded, short and powerful,
However, compared to Cheng Qianzong's firecracker cough, it was naturally a little weaker, but it still scared the two inspection tours on the left and right to jump three feet high!
"What do you want to do again? Your throat is itching again!"
The two inspection tours were suddenly extremely depressed, but the coughing sound was not terrible.
The key is that at the moment thousands of people in the Gongyuan are writing papers in unison,
Such a quiet and harmonious scene,
Suddenly there was a series of firecrackers coughing,
Did you say you would be taken aback!
"Why can't you cough? In the examination regulations of the Tribute Academy, it seems that candidates are not allowed to cough!"
Yan Danqing also said with a straight face, what's wrong with me coughing twice?
Isn't it just that the sound is louder and the interval is shorter?
What's the big deal?
"Master examiner, the exam room is noisy..."
Without further ado, the two patrolling examiners called the examiner over.
This time, one must be cleared,
The majestic imperial examinations,
What a mess you guys have made!
The person who came to deal with it this time was still the examiner with thick eyebrows and big eyes.
Seeing Yan Danqing standing in the examination room with a fearless face
The thick-browed examiner was still speechless, looking at the two inspectors in front of him, he wished he could kick them out.
It was Cheng Yaojin's grandson just now,
Well now, he is the grandson of the Chief Examiner,
Do you think you two really don't want to do it anymore!
"What are you two doing? Hurry up and take someone to the toilet!"
The blue veins on the forehead of the examiner with thick eyebrows are all exposed!
After two rounds of examinations, seeing the tone of the examiner, I immediately knew what iron plate I might have kicked.
Without further ado, Dala took Yan Danqing to the toilet again with a face!
but,
After a while,
When Changsun Yan went to the toilet, he also saw Di Ping'an who was sleeping soundly in the dorm, and then directly thought of the coughing sound like firecrackers before!
Cough cough cough...
The repetitive operations continued again, but this time the two inspection tours learned the lesson directly.
Every time these candidates walked up to the sleeping student dormitory, they made such a weird move.
Needless to say, it must be to say hello to this sleeping student, but what can be done about it?
After all, no one said that coughing is not allowed in the Gongyuan,
The two inspectors looked directly at the thick-browed examiner this time,
The thick-browed examiner raised his eyebrows, and the two inspectors didn't say anything.
After Changsun Yan finished coughing, he took Changsun Yan to the bathroom!
……
Starting from Cheng Qianzong, Yan Danqing and Changsun Yan,
The next Qin Ying, Yuchi Zhenjin and Yue Pengfei were no exception.
After all, if you want to go to the toilet in the Gongyuan, Di Ping'an seems to be a must-go place!
But when the brothers did this, some people in the examination room became dissatisfied for a while!
Many students immediately cursed in their hearts:
"Damn it, these people are endless. They cough for a while at every turn. If you say you cough, you can cough. It's like shooting a cannon. It's scary!"
"I rely on your uncle. Who coughed those two sounds just now, causing my pen to flick and leave an ink dot on the test paper. Why can't he deduct points from my test paper!"
Many examinees were filled with grief and indignation for a moment, after all, the coughing just now came suddenly,
It scared a lot of people into a fright. Some examinees who were writing left an ink dot on the test paper with a flick of the pen.
Once the ink spots are left on, although this paper will not be scrapped, it will certainly affect the cleanliness of the paper!
After all, if you leave an ink dot, it means that you are not proficient in answering questions and have doubts.
Compared with other people's neat test papers, they are naturally at a disadvantage!
……
"What's the matter with these guys? I had a firecracker battle today, and I can't stop coughing!"
He Lanminzhi was also concentrating on answering the questions in the examination room of the Tribute Academy at the moment.
This time He Lan Minzhi also came here for the number one scholar in the imperial examination.
It's just that Cheng Qianzong, Yan Danqing and others coughed like firecrackers just now, which made He Lanmin a little puzzled.
Although I vomited all over the place outside the gate of the Gongyuan just now, maybe the tonics I took these days are still okay,
He Lanminzhi was in good condition. After entering the examination room, he quickly entered the state of answering questions.
But before I wrote much, I was disrupted by the continuous coughing sound!
Finally, after who knows how many firecracker-like coughs sounded, He Lanmin couldn't bear it any longer!
(End of this chapter)
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