Datang: I was overheard by the Empress

Chapter 331 Pululu!
"Planting willows?"

After listening to Di Ping'an's explanation, the empress frowned, and she couldn't help but ask in a moment. The question Di Ping'an said did attract the empress's attention. If the real method of planting sweet potatoes is the same as planting willows, then her previous method seems to be true. Not quite right!
"Your Majesty understands so well, and the sweet potatoes that can be grown in this way are extremely efficient and drought-resistant!" Di Pingan said quickly!
"Okay, since that's the case, then I understand, I have to go back to the palace before it's too late!"

The empress nodded for a while, and the mood of playing cards with Xue Dingshan became worse just now, and now it suddenly became better. After all, losing the card game is just a personal problem, but now I get the sweet potato, which can also make Di Ping'an active effect,
For the empress, this is something that can really make her physically and mentally happy. As for playing mahjong, it’s just a small way.

It's just that although the empress said she wanted to leave, she didn't look away, but she couldn't help but grabbed a card and was playing with it!

【Your Majesty's face is getting thicker and thicker now, and the ability to take advantage of the sheep is also getting more and more proficient. I really admire it! 】

Seeing Her Majesty the Empress like this, Di Ping'an was speechless for a moment. I have seen someone who can play, but I have never seen someone who can play like this. You are completely treating my things as your own, and I have to speak Take the initiative to give it to you, you are the emperor, two words, awesome!

However, just as Wu Zetian was holding the mahjong tiles in his hand and waiting for Di Pingan to take the initiative to enter the line, the empress suddenly frowned. At this moment, the empress' stomach seemed to be a little out of control!
"puff!"

Suddenly, a dull sound came from the empress!
And accompanied by this sound, there was also a faint smell. At this moment, both Di Ping'an and Shangguan Wan'er were stunned. Did the Empress fart just now?

"This one……"

Suddenly let out a fart, the empress couldn't help being stunned for a moment, just now the empress wanted to control the fart, but she never expected that she could not control it, and not only failed to control it, but gave It was released directly!
At this moment, the empress's mind was spinning rapidly, thinking about what kind of excuse to use to cover up this matter, after all, this is a bit too embarrassing, isn't it!
However, before the Empress could find an excuse, Shangguan Wan'er's expression changed slightly at the moment, and then a muffled sound came from Shangguan Wan'er, exactly the same as the empress's sound just now!
At this moment, Shangguan Wan'er was also silent. The empress and Shangguan Wan'er kept tapping their toes on the ground in embarrassment at this moment. Who would have thought that such a thing would happen? How could a fairy-level figure... how could she fart in front of others?
The problem is that this feeling is beyond the control of Shangguan Wan'er and the empress at the moment.

Even the empress felt that if she walked around casually at this moment, she might not be able to hold back anymore!
"What the hell is this? Why do I suddenly guard against so many stinky farts?"

The empress suddenly collapsed, she has never seen such a play, and Wan'er, do you want to be so cooperative, you fart as soon as I fart, are you trying to ease my embarrassment?You are clearly embarrassing me even more!
Shangguan Wan'er naturally knew that farting with the empress would not alleviate the embarrassment, but she couldn't control this feeling, as if something was about to be released in her body, this feeling was beyond her control Yes!

But it's not just the Empress and Shangguan Wan'er who can't control it now, Di Ping'an is also a little bit out of control at the moment!

At this moment, Di Ping'an's face turned red. Even though she has super high internal strength, this thing is really uncontrollable. The gas in her body is constantly expanding. Di Ping'an feels that her stomach is getting bigger. If you let it go, Di Ping'an suspects that he will be suffocated later!
"No, I can't help it!"

At this moment, Di Ping'an didn't have time to find the latrine, so he took off his pants and farted, it was unnecessary, it was just fart anyway, just let it go!
Pulululu!

Lu la la la!

A series of loud farts sounded from Di Ping'an's body immediately. The Empress and Shangguan Wan'er didn't know what was going on with the farts, but how could Di Ping'an not know, most likely it was the roasted sweet potatoes just eaten yes,
It's just that Di Ping'an didn't expect that the roasted sweet potatoes given by the system are not only big in size, plentiful in quantity, but also quite fragrant, and the gas generated by this is also enough. Even a martial arts master like him can't hold it back, so he released it directly to Pululu .

Di Pingan's fart was long and loud, but before Di Pingan's fart ended, Di Pingan felt as if two more wonderful voices joined in!

Pululu!
Pululu!
For a moment, the farts of Di Ping'an, the Empress and Shangguan Wan'er could be said to complement each other. The three of them stood still, but the sound of farts behind them never stopped. Shangguan Wan'er, the clothes behind her were shaking rapidly, as if a strong wind had blown by,
Accompanied by the puffing sound at this moment, the empress and Shangguan Wan'er wanted to die at the moment, and they have never been so ashamed since they were young!

Three people standing in a triangle and farting like this, without any cover, that is a shame!
Including Di Ping'an at the moment, it's human nature to fart. As the saying goes, isn't the three urgencies of people just shit and fart?

The problem is that people have to find some taboos if they have three urgencies, and how can you fart like this, you are driving a train, and this train has a hundred carriages, so you can’t pass it after driving for so long
At this moment, Di Pingan has scolded the system a hundred and eighty times in his heart. Di Pingan doesn't want to take the blame for this wave. This is definitely a problem with the sweet potatoes given by the system.

Just let Di Ping'an figure it out,

Isn't it just a fart, what are you afraid of, let's not talk about people's three urgencies, even at this moment, he is not alone in farting, and there is also the empress and Shangguan Wan'er. Shangguan Wan'er is not afraid of losing face by her company!
When Di Pingan thought about it, the expression on his face suddenly became less embarrassing, and he even turned his head to see the expressions of the Empress and Shangguan Wan'er at this moment!
(End of this chapter)