Live burning paper money, grandpa ruined the underworld!

Chapter 240
Because the weather is so hot, even the emperor can't back the gate tightly for safety.

In that case, I'm afraid, he will also die of heat inside, because the air flow is not smooth, and if the air is not fresh, it may really have some impact on the human body, so it happened to be turned on, which is convenient for Zhou Qiang.

After Zhou Qiang went in, he happened to see the emperor was approving the memorial inside, while he was approving, he was drooling.

What does this look like, Zhou Qiang was dumbfounded, what's going on?The people in the live broadcast room are all stupid. Is this emperor a child with dementia? I think it is very possible that you can see that he is actually drooling.

At this time, the emperor suddenly threw the brush on the ground fiercely, and said to the little eunuch next to him.

"Xiao Dezi, hurry up and ask that Zhang Zhongyu, when will he find that mysterious man for me? I'm already greedy for the snacks he brought. If so, I'm going to die, do you know? My heart is burning badly now, because I'm so greedy, I'm a dignified son of heaven, when did I suffer such grievances?"

Xiao Dezi looked quite smart and was already in his 20s. He hurriedly comforted the emperor.

"Your Majesty, look, there is no need to rush this matter. Who knows when that mysterious man will come? Besides, even if he comes, he may not be able to meet him by chance. Your majesty, you are here, but it is not sure whether this mysterious person will listen, so you should wait at ease, if you are really greedy, slave, let the imperial dining room make some snacks, your majesty, you want to use it? Well, what do you think?"

The emperor shook his head dejectedly.

"Forget it, don't worry about it, this imperial dining room is full of waste, and what they make is not as good as the snacks that people just buy from the street. Where is the hometown of that mysterious person? Why? The food there is so delicious, and the snacks are so memorable, you know? Ever since I ate that so-called chocolate bar, I feel that my brain is buzzing, it’s all chocolate, and last night I lay in bed In bed, all the time in my head, I must eat chocolate again, or I will die, really, do you know how it feels, you don't know, now I would even trade everything for a chocolate bar, Even with the throne."

Xiao Dezi was terrified. With a plop, he knelt on the ground and kept kowtowing.

"Your Majesty, please don't say that. This country still needs you. If you are not here, who else in this country can agree?"

Looking at this, Zhou Qiang was stunned. His mouth gradually opened and turned into an O. Oh my God, it's not too bad, it's just a piece of chocolate.

But he didn't know at all that there are actually many manufacturers now. They add a lot of things in order to make people eat their food more delicious and want to eat it more.

Make sure you think about it after eating it once, and just like milk tea, sometimes you often drink milk tea, and after you get used to it, you suddenly stop drinking it one day. when the fire.

Maybe this is too strong, so for this kind of ancient people who have never seen the world, a piece of chocolate has already taken him down.

"Xiao Dezi, don't talk about it, I really think I'm a waste now, you said that I have always thought that this country is very stable, and no matter what I do, I can really do it in an orderly manner, but now I am greedy for this Look, don't you think this is too unpromising."

"Your Majesty, it's actually not. It's just that the snacks that the mysterious man brought were too novel, so they attracted you for a while. If you eat them often, you might get rid of this addiction."

But the emperor didn't listen.

"I don't think so, because those things are really too exquisitely made, and I think this mysterious person must have a lot of origins, probably... he can't be a spy sent by a neighboring country."

"That shouldn't be possible. The neighboring countries don't have this level of technology."

"Xiao Dezi, what you said is right. This is just a reminder. Well, I will make an order now that we must send more border guards to the border area to prevent them from invading. If they dare to invade again, they will be killed directly." There is no need to report back in advance, because I always feel that they are about to move recently."

"Okay, don't worry, Your Majesty, this servant will grind ink for you."

After hearing this, Zhou Qiang stopped talking. He walked to the emperor and knocked on the table gently.

The emperor was surprised, what happened?what sound?At this time, he suddenly heard a mosquito-like buzzing sound in his ears.

"I'm the mysterious person you mentioned. Now that the two of us meet alone, even one more person won't do. If there are others, I'll leave right now."

The emperor hurriedly glanced at Xiao Dezi next to him.

"Xiao Dezi, please go out, I want to be quiet."

"Ah, who is Jingjing? Ah, is it Concubine Jing?"

"No, no, what are you thinking, tell me, you, you have become the prime minister and eunuch next to me, and you are still like this. I don't know what you are thinking every day. How should I punish you? good."

"The slave was wrong, I was wrong, you can do whatever you want the slave to do."

"Okay, go out quickly, remember to close the door for me, and ask all the guards to step back 10 steps, and don't come in if they hear any noise."

"Ah, your majesty, what are you going to do? You don't have to worry about it."

"But the servant is really worried about this dragon body, are you really okay?"

"It's okay, how many times have I told you, get out quickly, if you don't get out, I will kill you from the Nine Clans."

"But your majesty, the nine clans of servants have long since died. I am an orphan."

The emperor was very angry. This little Dezi was usually very obedient, he would do whatever was told to him, and he had never talked so much.

As a result, I don't know what happened today. It's really abnormal. Could it be that Xiao Dezi is also possessed by a demon.

He kicked Xiao Dezi hard.

"Okay, I told you to get out, but if you don't get out, if you say another word, I will chop off your head, cut it into three pieces, and then throw it out and bake it into dried sweet potatoes. I heard you No?"

Xiao Dezi was so frightened that he didn't dare to say a word and hurriedly ran out. Then he locked them up and told the guards to all retreat.

(End of this chapter)