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Chapter 168 A Salted Fish Without Dreams
Chapter 168 A Salted Fish Without Dreams
It was only after high school that Quark became madly obsessed with Imperial Kung Fu. Although Smith despised this, it did not affect the relationship between the two.
Of course, the most important thing is that only Smith can stand it, and he incarnates Bruce Lee's neurotic behavior from time to time.
Walking up to the second floor with ease, Quark walked directly into the bedroom without knocking on the door. As he expected, Smith would be very surprised to see him.
But the imagination didn't happen, and Smith didn't even notice that someone walked into the bedroom, but instead yelled into the phone.
"Fack! Isn't this a program on your channel? Why don't you know when it will be broadcast? Okay! Then can you tell me the host's information on the show?
Are you sure you're not kidding me?Why don't you know anything?Shouldn't I be calling the Discovery Channel? "
Smith was about to be driven crazy by the customer service on the other end of the phone at this moment. This guy didn't know anything, a typical question.
Smith hung up the phone angrily. Only then did he realize that there was someone more in the dark bedroom.
When he saw this person's appearance clearly, he exclaimed in surprise:
"Wow, Quark, you're back from the Empire."
and many more!
empire!
At this time, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in Smith's mind. The yellow man in the video just now seemed to be an imperial man.
Although he couldn't tell the difference between the imperial people and the island people, but listening to what was said in the video, he seemed to have heard it in Chinatown.
If it is an imperial man, then he should be very famous in his country.
Thinking of this, Smith excitedly pulled Quark to sit down, then pointed to Wang Yu on the computer screen, and asked:
"Quark, is he from the empire, is he famous in the empire?"
When Quark saw Wang Yu in the video, he was stunned, and then his face was full of expressions of "you seem to be teasing me".
"What's the matter, isn't he from the Empire?"
Smith didn't understand the meaning of Quark's expression, and asked nervously.
"He is my master."
Quark said the word "master" with pride on his face.
"What?" Now it was Smith's turn to be stunned, and at this moment he had a black question mark expression.
Seeing that his own Fa Xiao didn't believe it, Quark suddenly became anxious.
He took out his mobile phone, put several photos of himself and Wang Yu at fan activities in front of Smith, and then said pretentiously:
"Do you believe it now? He is my master. I was about to pass the test and learn the real imperial kung fu. In the end, there was a little accident."
Of course Smith knew the main purpose of Quark's study abroad in the Empire.
At first he thought that Wang Yu was just an extreme sportsman, but he didn't expect to know kung fu. The key is his buddy's master, which made him feel that the world is amazing.
Smith called the Discovery Channel just to get information from Wang Yu and wanted to learn parkour from him.
Now everything is easier, so Smith asked excitedly:
"Quark, can I learn parkour from her?"
"Parkour?"
Quark looked at Smith like he was looking at a piece of dog shit. He only wanted to learn parkour after following such an awesome master.
This made him think that his brother was a salted fish without dreams.
If in the past, Quark dared to look at himself with such eyes, he would definitely raise his middle finger without hesitation.
But now that he thinks that Wang Yu's smooth flow can be called an artistic parkour, Smith can only choose to endure it.
Seeing that Smith has such a good attitude, satisfying Quark's mentality of pretending to be aggressive, he was in a good mood and said:
"Apprenticeship in the empire is a very serious matter. I have been in the empire for two full years before I managed to succeed in apprenticeship.
However, if you succeed in apprenticeship, you will be my younger brother in the future, and I will be your senior brother. "
Coming out of Smith's house, Quark was in an extremely comfortable mood, and pretended to be a perfect pussy in front of his brother, making his depressed mood disappear.
What Quark doesn't know is that he will act more and more in the future, because the video edited by Curris has completely detonated Weibo.
Extreme sports enthusiasts and outdoor sports enthusiasts across the country, and even the world, are frantically asking for Wang Yu's information.
……
Wang Yu didn't know that he had become a god-like figure in the circle of extreme sports and outdoor sports.
He is very shocked now. For some reason, his fame has suddenly increased from more than 8 last night to 80.
Happiness came so suddenly that he was caught off guard.
He was still worrying about his strength last night, but today he suddenly found that he could draw eight times in a row, which made him stand still and giggle.
The audience in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded. Just a moment ago, Wang Yu was still explaining the novel knowledge.
The next moment, he just stood there giggling, and the audience launched barrages one after another.
"What's the situation?"
"Hey, is this Uncle Ying? Someone is possessed here. The situation is almost out of control. Come up quickly."
"Laughing makes me panic."
"I have an ominous feeling."
After being stunned for a moment, Wang Yu woke up from the surprise. With a faith value of more than 80, he could draw eight consecutive lucky draws.
According to his European Emperor's luck, at least his attributes could be increased several times. Thinking of this, Wang Yu's face was filled with a smile again.
Glancing at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room, Wang Yu secretly said in his heart that it was terrible. He was so happy just now that he forgot that there were still audiences watching in the live broadcast room. "
It's okay to find an excuse, but he's afraid that if someone who is careful sees it, he must come up with a reasonable explanation.
After secretly making up his mind, Wang Yu secretly observed his surroundings quietly, while his brain was spinning rapidly, and began to think about how to make up a reasonable lie.
At this moment, Wang Yu's eyes lit up, and a look of joy flashed in his eyes. A few small red mushrooms grew on a rotten tree that had collapsed on the ground in front of him.
Wang Yu pretended to shake his head, then covered his mouth and nose with a T-shirt, came to the rotten wood, pointed to the mushrooms on it, and said in a humming voice:
"There was a small incident just now, and the culprit is these mushrooms, which are called psychedelic mushrooms, and they are found all over the world.
Psychedelic, mushrooms contain psilocybin, which can be poisonous and cause hallucinations, even if you don't eat him, but if you get too close.
People who inhale the air containing their spores will still be poisoned, but those who are poisoned by inhalation will have milder symptoms than those who eat them.
"Psychedelic and mushroom neurotoxins are very strong. Once you eat it, you can fall into hallucinations for six hours in a row. Taking a large amount of it can even lead to death."
(End of this chapter)
It was only after high school that Quark became madly obsessed with Imperial Kung Fu. Although Smith despised this, it did not affect the relationship between the two.
Of course, the most important thing is that only Smith can stand it, and he incarnates Bruce Lee's neurotic behavior from time to time.
Walking up to the second floor with ease, Quark walked directly into the bedroom without knocking on the door. As he expected, Smith would be very surprised to see him.
But the imagination didn't happen, and Smith didn't even notice that someone walked into the bedroom, but instead yelled into the phone.
"Fack! Isn't this a program on your channel? Why don't you know when it will be broadcast? Okay! Then can you tell me the host's information on the show?
Are you sure you're not kidding me?Why don't you know anything?Shouldn't I be calling the Discovery Channel? "
Smith was about to be driven crazy by the customer service on the other end of the phone at this moment. This guy didn't know anything, a typical question.
Smith hung up the phone angrily. Only then did he realize that there was someone more in the dark bedroom.
When he saw this person's appearance clearly, he exclaimed in surprise:
"Wow, Quark, you're back from the Empire."
and many more!
empire!
At this time, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in Smith's mind. The yellow man in the video just now seemed to be an imperial man.
Although he couldn't tell the difference between the imperial people and the island people, but listening to what was said in the video, he seemed to have heard it in Chinatown.
If it is an imperial man, then he should be very famous in his country.
Thinking of this, Smith excitedly pulled Quark to sit down, then pointed to Wang Yu on the computer screen, and asked:
"Quark, is he from the empire, is he famous in the empire?"
When Quark saw Wang Yu in the video, he was stunned, and then his face was full of expressions of "you seem to be teasing me".
"What's the matter, isn't he from the Empire?"
Smith didn't understand the meaning of Quark's expression, and asked nervously.
"He is my master."
Quark said the word "master" with pride on his face.
"What?" Now it was Smith's turn to be stunned, and at this moment he had a black question mark expression.
Seeing that his own Fa Xiao didn't believe it, Quark suddenly became anxious.
He took out his mobile phone, put several photos of himself and Wang Yu at fan activities in front of Smith, and then said pretentiously:
"Do you believe it now? He is my master. I was about to pass the test and learn the real imperial kung fu. In the end, there was a little accident."
Of course Smith knew the main purpose of Quark's study abroad in the Empire.
At first he thought that Wang Yu was just an extreme sportsman, but he didn't expect to know kung fu. The key is his buddy's master, which made him feel that the world is amazing.
Smith called the Discovery Channel just to get information from Wang Yu and wanted to learn parkour from him.
Now everything is easier, so Smith asked excitedly:
"Quark, can I learn parkour from her?"
"Parkour?"
Quark looked at Smith like he was looking at a piece of dog shit. He only wanted to learn parkour after following such an awesome master.
This made him think that his brother was a salted fish without dreams.
If in the past, Quark dared to look at himself with such eyes, he would definitely raise his middle finger without hesitation.
But now that he thinks that Wang Yu's smooth flow can be called an artistic parkour, Smith can only choose to endure it.
Seeing that Smith has such a good attitude, satisfying Quark's mentality of pretending to be aggressive, he was in a good mood and said:
"Apprenticeship in the empire is a very serious matter. I have been in the empire for two full years before I managed to succeed in apprenticeship.
However, if you succeed in apprenticeship, you will be my younger brother in the future, and I will be your senior brother. "
Coming out of Smith's house, Quark was in an extremely comfortable mood, and pretended to be a perfect pussy in front of his brother, making his depressed mood disappear.
What Quark doesn't know is that he will act more and more in the future, because the video edited by Curris has completely detonated Weibo.
Extreme sports enthusiasts and outdoor sports enthusiasts across the country, and even the world, are frantically asking for Wang Yu's information.
……
Wang Yu didn't know that he had become a god-like figure in the circle of extreme sports and outdoor sports.
He is very shocked now. For some reason, his fame has suddenly increased from more than 8 last night to 80.
Happiness came so suddenly that he was caught off guard.
He was still worrying about his strength last night, but today he suddenly found that he could draw eight times in a row, which made him stand still and giggle.
The audience in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded. Just a moment ago, Wang Yu was still explaining the novel knowledge.
The next moment, he just stood there giggling, and the audience launched barrages one after another.
"What's the situation?"
"Hey, is this Uncle Ying? Someone is possessed here. The situation is almost out of control. Come up quickly."
"Laughing makes me panic."
"I have an ominous feeling."
After being stunned for a moment, Wang Yu woke up from the surprise. With a faith value of more than 80, he could draw eight consecutive lucky draws.
According to his European Emperor's luck, at least his attributes could be increased several times. Thinking of this, Wang Yu's face was filled with a smile again.
Glancing at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room, Wang Yu secretly said in his heart that it was terrible. He was so happy just now that he forgot that there were still audiences watching in the live broadcast room. "
It's okay to find an excuse, but he's afraid that if someone who is careful sees it, he must come up with a reasonable explanation.
After secretly making up his mind, Wang Yu secretly observed his surroundings quietly, while his brain was spinning rapidly, and began to think about how to make up a reasonable lie.
At this moment, Wang Yu's eyes lit up, and a look of joy flashed in his eyes. A few small red mushrooms grew on a rotten tree that had collapsed on the ground in front of him.
Wang Yu pretended to shake his head, then covered his mouth and nose with a T-shirt, came to the rotten wood, pointed to the mushrooms on it, and said in a humming voice:
"There was a small incident just now, and the culprit is these mushrooms, which are called psychedelic mushrooms, and they are found all over the world.
Psychedelic, mushrooms contain psilocybin, which can be poisonous and cause hallucinations, even if you don't eat him, but if you get too close.
People who inhale the air containing their spores will still be poisoned, but those who are poisoned by inhalation will have milder symptoms than those who eat them.
"Psychedelic and mushroom neurotoxins are very strong. Once you eat it, you can fall into hallucinations for six hours in a row. Taking a large amount of it can even lead to death."
(End of this chapter)
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