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Chapter 346 Murphy's Law Is Everywhere

Chapter 346 Murphy's Law Is Everywhere
Patting the leather armor of the saltwater crocodile under him with his hands, Wang Yu sighed:
"There is no harm without comparison. Now you can intuitively feel how big this saltwater crocodile is."

"My God, its head alone is more than a meter long."

Wang Yu turned over, touched its head with his hand in shock, and continued:
"It's no exaggeration to say that it can swallow most of my body in one bite, it's simply terrifying."

"But it's useless. It's still defeated by my wisdom and becomes my food."

Wang Yu stood up with a smile, groped his chin, and began to think about where to start decomposing the body of the saltwater crocodile.

Generally speaking, when Wang Yu dissects an animal, he starts with the abdomen, because it is the softest part of the beast.

Thinking of this, Wang Yu bent down slightly, grasped the body of the saltwater crocodile with both hands, roared and suddenly exerted force, trying to turn the body of the saltwater crocodile over and over again.

"Ah! I can't lift it up..."

So far, the best result among the world's strongmen is to lift 426 kilograms of objects to the knee position. After testing by scientists, this is almost the limit of human beings. Human beings can only lift objects that do not exceed 450 kilograms to the knee. Knee position.

You must know that the strength of a punch is completely different from the strength of a snatch. Although Wang Yu's current physical attributes are twice the limit of a normal person, it is undoubtedly a dream to turn a two-ton saltwater crocodile over.

Just now he just tried it properly, and found that the whole body of the saltwater crocodile was only shaking slightly under his full force, so he gave up and said:
"It's too heavy to lift!"

The audience in the live broadcast room saw Wang Yu's posture at first, thinking that he could lift the saltwater crocodile, but they didn't expect the ending to be like this, which was both expected and unreasonable.

"I've never seen such a brazen person!"

"Okay, okay, can't I just take it?"

"The scene was suddenly very embarrassing..."

"Master Yu: This is so embarrassing."

"You are still too young, Master Yu raised it up, I am really abnormal."

……

Wang Yu can't even turn the saltwater crocodile over, let alone drag it out of the trap. Now the problem is, if he can't turn the saltwater crocodile over, how should he dissect it?
It is about three o'clock in the afternoon, and the temperature is still 35 degrees Celsius. Under this high temperature and humidity, the carcass of a saltwater crocodile will deteriorate and rot within five hours at most.

It is impossible to make bacon from the whole carcass of a saltwater crocodile. It would take at least several days for him to marinate bacon alone.

After thinking for a while, Wang Yu could only bear the pain and decided to discard a large part, taking away the tail with the most meat.

The entire tail of the saltwater crocodile is two meters long, and even the part where it connects to the body is thicker than Wang Yu's body.

Looking at the tough leather armor on the surface of the saltwater crocodile, Wang Yu picked up the stone pick and smashed it hard at the joint between the tail and the body.

"Snapped!"

Wang Yu only felt a strong reaction from the stone pick, which made the tiger's mouth tingle slightly, but there was only a white mark on the dark brown leather armor of the saltwater crocodile.

"Hey, I don't believe it yet."

Seeing this scene, Wang Yu immediately expressed his dissatisfaction, and kept waving the stone pick, hitting the leather armor of the saltwater crocodile one after another.

For 5 minutes, he swung the stone pick at least 60 times, and finally broke a small hole in the saltwater crocodile's leather armor, but his hands were also numb from the tough and elastic leather armor.

"To be fair, I underestimated the hardness of the saltwater crocodile armor, and it took a full minute to break a small 1cm hole.

According to this progress, it is estimated that I can barely cut off the tail of the saltwater crocodile until dark. To be honest, I miss that dagger very much now. "

I rubbed my numb hands, and after a short rest, I was a little worried that the stone embryo would be shattered. After all, this is just a piece of volcanic rock, and its texture is not as hard as granite. In addition, it is soaked and corroded by sea water every day, and the internal structure is already very fragile. up.

Sure enough, Murphy's Law is everywhere. When you worry about something happening, even if the chance of it happening is small, it must happen.

Half an hour later, under Wang Yu's painful gaze, the stone embryo at the top of the stone pick quietly shattered into countless pieces as he swung it.

Frozen for a moment, Wang Yu threw away the wooden handle in his hand, sighed, spread his hands and said helplessly:

"The stone embryo is completely shattered, but the tail of the saltwater crocodile has not been cut off, but it has completed its mission. The question now is, how the hell should I continue to break the tail of the saltwater crocodile."

Seeing this scene, the audience in the live broadcast room remembered what Wang Yu said a few days ago, and started to joke.

"I'm most afraid of the sudden quietness of the air..."

"Forgive me for not being able to stop laughing."

"Haha, it can be used for three months as promised?"

"Master Yu pretended to be aggressive and was slapped in the face."

"Fuck, is this crocodile skin so hanging?"

……

After more than half an hour, Wang Yu only tore open a 30-minute cut in the crocodile skin, and he could see the white and tender crocodile meat. In the trap.

Holding the shards of glass, Wang Yu cut along the torn crocodile skin bit by bit. After a few cuts, a surprised expression appeared on his face. Unexpectedly, the shards of glass were quite useful. Open five or six centimeters, and the efficiency is dozens of times faster than that of a stone pick.

An hour later, Wang Yu finally cut off the entire crocodile tail with a small piece of glass.

The entire tail is two meters long and weighs almost 200 kilograms. After struggling to drag it out of the trap, Wang Yu carried the crocodile tail and returned to the rest place contentedly.

After the saltwater crocodile was killed, the danger alert was lifted.Not only was he able to start his next plan, but he also harvested more than 200 kilograms of crocodile meat.

In his eyes, this crocodile tail is equal to a bunch of real calories. The most important thing is that Wang Yu can finally try his natural skills.

Thinking of the possibility of obtaining Death Stranding or the strongest bite force, Wang Yu couldn't help but quicken his pace a lot.

At this time, the scorching sun in the sky gradually begins to set towards the west, and the sky will turn completely dark within an hour at most.

Back at the resting place, Wang Yu threw the crocodile tail on the ground on his shoulder, picked up the can and walked to the reef area, explaining at the same time:

"Bacon can only be preserved for a few days in this environment. Obviously, this crocodile tail is enough for me to eat for more than a week. Therefore, I need to marinate the meat first to prolong the preservation time."

(End of this chapter)

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