Datang: Let you supervise the country and become an emperor through the ages

Chapter 100 The Reason for Flattering the Prince

"Sven, you talk like you don't wipe your butt, old man Kong, don't you worry about your butt being wiped every day!"

Cheng Yaojin sneered, and suddenly made Kong Yingda so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, and he almost lost his anger. Wei Zheng and Li Gang quickly pulled Old Master Kong away.

The commotion here attracted the attention of many people. What Cheng Yaojin said to Kong Yingda just now was heard by many people, such as Yuchi Jingde, who listened to Cheng Yaojin's words.

After all, Datang now wipes his butt with a primitive method of scraping with bamboo strips. Not to mention it is not clean, and it is easy to get injured. It is too troublesome!

Cheng Yaojin got a copy of "A Dream of Red Mansions" by chance, and he felt like a treasure in an instant, because he found that the paper torn from this book was simply a holy product for wiping his ass.

With "Dream of Red Mansions", you no longer have to worry about your chrysanthemum being wiped off.

Of course, the main reason why Cheng Yaojin made a special trip to buy it was that "Dream of Red Mansions" was really too cheap. It was so thick that it only sold for [-] yuan. For rich people like Cheng Yaojin, it was simply a free gift. .

After all, a copy of "Dream of Red Mansions" is definitely enough for him to wipe his ass for ten days, so he made a special trip here today, planning to buy in bulk, and then use this to wipe his ass every day!
At this time in the East Palace, Li Fu originally wanted to go out to explain to the many princes, but after all, the door was blocked, which was very inconvenient.

But unexpectedly Li Fu just walked to the door, and unexpectedly heard Cheng Yaojin bluffing outside the door, and stopped instantly.

[What the fuck, you actually wiped your ass with Lao Tzu's book, I still see you as a hammer! 】

Li Fu slandered, turned around and said to the butler next to him: "The group of people outside, if you look at it and solve it, Gu will disappear, let them buy it at the Red Chamber Bookstore, I'm not selling books here! Tell them to get out of here quickly! "

"Uh, yes!" The butler looked bitter, but he didn't dare to refuse, so he could only nod in agreement.

After Li Fu went back, the butler opened the small hole on the side door and announced to the outside what Li Fu had said just now, and the pot was instantly boiled outside the East Palace gate.

"How could there be no books here, His Royal Highness, please lie to us!"

"That's right, do I need to pay extra? I'm willing to buy a hundred cents for a vacation!"

"I'll pay for it, Mr. Steward, we must buy this book today, otherwise we won't be able to explain it when we go back!"

All the princes and officials, as well as countless merchants and family members, went crazy and rushed forward. Seeing this, the housekeeper was frightened immediately, closed the small door, and only dared to shout outside through the door.

"My lords, my lords, young and old, don't embarrass me. This is what His Royal Highness the Crown Prince said personally. The East Palace really doesn't have any books. You should go back to the Red Chamber Bookstore to buy them."

After all, the butler told the servants that he also ran away. The eunuchs in the East Palace didn't even hang up the lanterns outside the door.

Seeing the darkness in front of the gate of the East Palace after dark, everyone was completely desperate.

"Hey, after waiting for such a long time, why is it so difficult to buy a book!"

"I'll increase the price, ten pennies, no one is willing to sell it to me yet? Twenty pennies..."

"Prince Hejian, you'd better go home, wash up and sleep, your Dream of the Red Chamber is in the dream!"

"Fuck, the Dream of the Red Chamber at home is only enough to clean tomorrow, what the hell will we do the day after tomorrow!"

When it came to the morning court on the second day, Li Shimin originally thought that there would be many courtiers who wanted to participate in the performance of the crown prince.

Li Shimin was ready, if that happened, he would angrily reprimand those ministers who dared to participate in the crown prince, just like he did to Wei Zheng and the others yesterday.

But after waiting for a long time, there was no one who participated in the performance of the prince, and everything they said was serious.

And unexpectedly, when the ministers participated in the performance, they would always talk about the prince's luxury for no reason, which made Li Shimin very uncomfortable.

Li Fu came to court today for the first time, but he just dozed off all the time and didn't listen to the content of the morning court at all.

When it came to the next court, Li Shimin, who was puzzled, called Fang Xuanling and others, as well as Li Fu, who was still dozing off, into the imperial study.

Li Shimin looked at Li Fu, who was standing still, and couldn't help but spit at him, but he didn't expect Li Fu to groan himself.

"Father, my son also wants to be more energetic, but yesterday he forgot the time in the printing workshop, that's why he was so sleepy!"

Upon hearing what Li Fu said, Li Shimin's face softened a little, but before he could speak, the courtiers below rushed to speak well of Li Fu.

"Your Majesty, you have worked really hard. In the entire city of Chang'an, everyone, men, women, old and young, are waiting for the Prince's "Dream of Red Mansions". Your Highness, the Prince, is now considered a celebrity in our Tang Dynasty!"

"Yes, yes!" Fang Xuanling echoed again and again: "This morning, the crown prince listened carefully to the court's discussions, and the veteran has been watching."

Fang Xuanling and Changsun Wuji are both trying to put in good words for Li Fu. Something is wrong!Li Shimin didn't think about it for a moment, but Li Junxian sent a tip. After Li Shimin read it, he understood instantly.

All of them have no integrity and come here to please Li Fu just so they can buy "Dream of Red Mansions"!When did my officials become so useless?
Knowing the reason, Li Shimin casually discussed with the government, then let Fang Xuanling and others go, but kept Li Fu.

"Fu'er, what do you think of Fang Xuanling and Changsun Wuji?" Li Shimin suddenly asked such a question.

Recently Li Shimin was very distressed, and Fang Xuanling wanted to resign because of his age, but Li Shimin rejected it.

Because of the entire Tang dynasty, Li Shimin couldn't find anyone who could replace Fang Xuanling.

Although Li Shimin has been cultivating Changsun Wuji, Li Shimin hesitated a little due to the growth of Changsun Wuji, so he wanted to hear Li Fu's opinion.

Li Fu couldn't help but be stunned after hearing this, but he immediately replied: "My father, the prime minister and the eldest grandson are all my father's right-hand men. I can learn a lot from them..."

When Li Shimin heard these official phrases, he immediately looked worried. What he wanted to hear was not these, and if he wanted to hear these, he didn't even need to ask Li Fu?
Of course Li Shimin also knew that it was impossible for Li Fu to tell the truth to him, what he was waiting for was Li Fu's next voice.

Sure enough, while Li Fu was speaking, his inner voice frantically flooded into Li Shimin's mind.

[Fang Xuanling is a fool and Changsun Yinren is a fool. What can these two guys say? 】

[However, they are all related to Li Er, an old man by marriage. They must be worried that if one of them is gone, who will take their place. 】

[Li Er is also worried. It seems that Fang Xuanling is about to die. He was in Zhenguan for 22 years. But once he dies, the Fang family will come to an end. Good death...]

(End of this chapter)