Chapter 34
When Li Junxian approached Li Shimin, he happened to see Li Shimin putting a fried locust into his mouth.
When Li Junxian saw this scene, he almost vomited, his heart was filled with shock, it was unimaginable that the smell of meat that he had just felt excited was actually emitted by locusts!
"You boy, what kind of look is this? The mouth is so wide open, you also want to eat it, right? I reward you!"
Seeing Li Junxian's expression of seeing a ghost, Cheng Yaojin casually threw a freshly fried locust into Li Junxian's mouth.
"Ouch, cough cough..." Li Junxian was about to go crazy, if not in front of Li Shimin, he would have wanted to beat Cheng Yaojin.
"How about it? Is it delicious? Eat more if it's delicious!" Unexpectedly, when Li Shimin saw Cheng Yaojin's actions, he didn't care at all, and even asked Li Junxian to eat more. Jun Xian's face turned green all of a sudden.
But still subconsciously, Li Junxian took a bite of the locust in his mouth, and suddenly his eyes lit up.
This smell - something is wrong, very wrong, different from what I imagined, this smell is really wonderful!
Seeing the expression of Li Junxian, in the eyes of the princes present, they couldn't help laughing. After all, when they ate locusts before, they were not much better than Li Junxian.
"Boy, what's the matter, my old Cheng didn't lie to you, did he?" Cheng Yaojin smiled complacently, and he didn't forget to wink at Li Junxian.
Li Junxian didn't pay much attention to the food, but saw the locust cubs in front of him, and his face changed drastically, "Lu Guogong, where do these locust cubs come from?"
"Jun Xian, keep silent!" Li Shimin heard the words and shouted in a low voice: "Everything you see here is not allowed to be spread outside!"
Seeing Li Shimin's serious face, although Li Junxian was full of doubts, he immediately agreed.
"Where's the wine?" Li Shimin asked casually, and Li Junxian immediately handed the wine bag to Li Shimin with both hands.
Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde looked at the wine bag in Li Shimin's hand, their eyeballs straightened.
They all knew that the wine pouch contained tribute Sanle pulp, which was a good wine that the Western Regions paid tribute to Li Shimin every year, and it was also the wine with the highest alcohol content in Tang Dynasty today.
Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde were both good drinkers, but they were still unable to walk away from the wine. It could even be said that they were willing to do anything for the sake of wine.
"Respect, Zhijie, today's matter, when you return home, you must keep your mouth shut and don't say anything!" Li Shimin solemnly instructed the two drinkers. But the son kept staring at the wine bag.
Seeing this, Li Shimin couldn't help laughing, and casually threw the wine bag over, and the two drunkards immediately snatched it away.
A feast of fried locusts began, and the drinking lasted until midnight before everyone returned to Chang'an City still unsatisfied.
But no one noticed that Cheng Yaojin wrapped the washed lotus leaves into his bosom for the last remaining locusts.
When Cheng Yaojin came back to his house drunk, his wife was already waiting in the main hall.
Seeing his wife's eyebrows raised and her almond-shaped eyes staring at him, Cheng Yaojin's heart skipped a beat. He was about to lick her face and move forward, but Mrs. Cheng stretched out her hand and grabbed Cheng Yaojin's ears.
"Ah...Madam, be gentle, it's gone!" Cheng Yaojin grinned strangely, and the wine woke up instantly.
"Why did you promise me that you still dared to go out to drink? You didn't drink enough at home, you dared to go out to drink, and you went to spend time with someone, and you dared to come back so late. I think you are out of order ..." Mrs. Cheng looked furious.
In the entire city of Chang'an, everyone knows the prestige of the two shrews, the prestige of the Fang family and the Cheng family's wives, Li Shimin's face changed when he heard about it.
But Cheng Yaojin was very stubborn this time and managed to break away from his wife's clutches, "Madam, what are you talking about? I am drinking with your majesty today, who is going to spend the day and night!"
"Your Majesty can't..." Mrs. Cheng subconsciously blurted out, but she kept silent at the end, but she still couldn't help muttering, "You can't drink like this even if you accompany Your Majesty."
"I'm so happy today, I've done a great event with His Majesty!" Cheng Yaojin casually took out the locust wrapped in lotus leaves, and put it in front of Mrs. Cheng, "Look, taste it!"
Mrs. Cheng kicked Cheng Yaojin, "You bastard, speak quickly if you have something to say, what kind of mystery are you playing at night!"
"This is the best delicacy, the best snack that can be compared to tributes in Chang'an City!"
Cheng Yaojin's words made Mrs. Cheng even more curious, but she looked left and right but couldn't tell what was going on. She just smelled it fragrant.
"Damn ghost, do you want to say it or not? If you don't say it, I'm leaving..."
"Hey, madam, don't go away, this is a locust, you can't tell it!" Cheng Yaojin said with a smile.
"Locusts, locusts?" Mrs. Cheng's face turned green in an instant, and she pointed at the lotus leaf in Cheng Yaojin's hand with trembling hands, "You said there are all locusts in here? Where did they come from?"
"Your Majesty fried it himself, and I ate it all day long!" Cheng Yaojin said as he threw locusts into his mouth. "Your Majesty ate it, and Lao Fang, Changsun Wuji, Jingde and the others all ate it!"
"What?" Mrs. Cheng was even more shocked. Seeing Cheng Yaojin throwing locusts into her mouth, the hairs all over her body stood on end. She really couldn't figure out whether His Majesty and the group of dukes were crazy, and why? Eating locusts?
"You don't know it, you hear it yourself, I brought it back for you specially, that's all for the whole city of Chang'an!" Cheng Yaojin handed it to his wife as if offering a treasure.
I have to say that the aroma of fried locusts is really attractive, but the problem is that Mrs. Cheng still feels a little sick when she thinks of locusts.
"Don't worry, ma'am, your majesty will be fine if you eat with us for a day, it's really delicious!" Cheng Yaojin didn't look at his wife and didn't stop eating.
After all, Mrs. Cheng couldn't resist Cheng Cheng's bite, and it was also because the taste was too fragrant, so she couldn't help but tasted one boldly.
Um?This taste is really not bad!After Madam Cheng ate, she nodded repeatedly.
"Is this really a locust? My lord, where did you get all these locusts and eat them all day..."
"Hey--" Cheng Yaojin was about to answer with a smile, when the young masters of Cheng's family were attracted by the scent and shouted loudly as they walked.
"Father, mother, what are you going to do deliciously at night..."
The three sons of the Cheng family rushed forward and snatched the fried locusts from Cheng Yaojin's hands.
Cheng Chumo and the others didn't care what they were made of, anyway, it smelled so good, they just stuffed it into their mouths, and it was wiped out quickly.
"Wow, fragrant, mother, what is this, it's so delicious, let's have some more!"
"You guys leave some for me, I'll just eat one. Hey, Cheng Chubi, give me some..."
(End of this chapter)
When Li Junxian approached Li Shimin, he happened to see Li Shimin putting a fried locust into his mouth.
When Li Junxian saw this scene, he almost vomited, his heart was filled with shock, it was unimaginable that the smell of meat that he had just felt excited was actually emitted by locusts!
"You boy, what kind of look is this? The mouth is so wide open, you also want to eat it, right? I reward you!"
Seeing Li Junxian's expression of seeing a ghost, Cheng Yaojin casually threw a freshly fried locust into Li Junxian's mouth.
"Ouch, cough cough..." Li Junxian was about to go crazy, if not in front of Li Shimin, he would have wanted to beat Cheng Yaojin.
"How about it? Is it delicious? Eat more if it's delicious!" Unexpectedly, when Li Shimin saw Cheng Yaojin's actions, he didn't care at all, and even asked Li Junxian to eat more. Jun Xian's face turned green all of a sudden.
But still subconsciously, Li Junxian took a bite of the locust in his mouth, and suddenly his eyes lit up.
This smell - something is wrong, very wrong, different from what I imagined, this smell is really wonderful!
Seeing the expression of Li Junxian, in the eyes of the princes present, they couldn't help laughing. After all, when they ate locusts before, they were not much better than Li Junxian.
"Boy, what's the matter, my old Cheng didn't lie to you, did he?" Cheng Yaojin smiled complacently, and he didn't forget to wink at Li Junxian.
Li Junxian didn't pay much attention to the food, but saw the locust cubs in front of him, and his face changed drastically, "Lu Guogong, where do these locust cubs come from?"
"Jun Xian, keep silent!" Li Shimin heard the words and shouted in a low voice: "Everything you see here is not allowed to be spread outside!"
Seeing Li Shimin's serious face, although Li Junxian was full of doubts, he immediately agreed.
"Where's the wine?" Li Shimin asked casually, and Li Junxian immediately handed the wine bag to Li Shimin with both hands.
Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde looked at the wine bag in Li Shimin's hand, their eyeballs straightened.
They all knew that the wine pouch contained tribute Sanle pulp, which was a good wine that the Western Regions paid tribute to Li Shimin every year, and it was also the wine with the highest alcohol content in Tang Dynasty today.
Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde were both good drinkers, but they were still unable to walk away from the wine. It could even be said that they were willing to do anything for the sake of wine.
"Respect, Zhijie, today's matter, when you return home, you must keep your mouth shut and don't say anything!" Li Shimin solemnly instructed the two drinkers. But the son kept staring at the wine bag.
Seeing this, Li Shimin couldn't help laughing, and casually threw the wine bag over, and the two drunkards immediately snatched it away.
A feast of fried locusts began, and the drinking lasted until midnight before everyone returned to Chang'an City still unsatisfied.
But no one noticed that Cheng Yaojin wrapped the washed lotus leaves into his bosom for the last remaining locusts.
When Cheng Yaojin came back to his house drunk, his wife was already waiting in the main hall.
Seeing his wife's eyebrows raised and her almond-shaped eyes staring at him, Cheng Yaojin's heart skipped a beat. He was about to lick her face and move forward, but Mrs. Cheng stretched out her hand and grabbed Cheng Yaojin's ears.
"Ah...Madam, be gentle, it's gone!" Cheng Yaojin grinned strangely, and the wine woke up instantly.
"Why did you promise me that you still dared to go out to drink? You didn't drink enough at home, you dared to go out to drink, and you went to spend time with someone, and you dared to come back so late. I think you are out of order ..." Mrs. Cheng looked furious.
In the entire city of Chang'an, everyone knows the prestige of the two shrews, the prestige of the Fang family and the Cheng family's wives, Li Shimin's face changed when he heard about it.
But Cheng Yaojin was very stubborn this time and managed to break away from his wife's clutches, "Madam, what are you talking about? I am drinking with your majesty today, who is going to spend the day and night!"
"Your Majesty can't..." Mrs. Cheng subconsciously blurted out, but she kept silent at the end, but she still couldn't help muttering, "You can't drink like this even if you accompany Your Majesty."
"I'm so happy today, I've done a great event with His Majesty!" Cheng Yaojin casually took out the locust wrapped in lotus leaves, and put it in front of Mrs. Cheng, "Look, taste it!"
Mrs. Cheng kicked Cheng Yaojin, "You bastard, speak quickly if you have something to say, what kind of mystery are you playing at night!"
"This is the best delicacy, the best snack that can be compared to tributes in Chang'an City!"
Cheng Yaojin's words made Mrs. Cheng even more curious, but she looked left and right but couldn't tell what was going on. She just smelled it fragrant.
"Damn ghost, do you want to say it or not? If you don't say it, I'm leaving..."
"Hey, madam, don't go away, this is a locust, you can't tell it!" Cheng Yaojin said with a smile.
"Locusts, locusts?" Mrs. Cheng's face turned green in an instant, and she pointed at the lotus leaf in Cheng Yaojin's hand with trembling hands, "You said there are all locusts in here? Where did they come from?"
"Your Majesty fried it himself, and I ate it all day long!" Cheng Yaojin said as he threw locusts into his mouth. "Your Majesty ate it, and Lao Fang, Changsun Wuji, Jingde and the others all ate it!"
"What?" Mrs. Cheng was even more shocked. Seeing Cheng Yaojin throwing locusts into her mouth, the hairs all over her body stood on end. She really couldn't figure out whether His Majesty and the group of dukes were crazy, and why? Eating locusts?
"You don't know it, you hear it yourself, I brought it back for you specially, that's all for the whole city of Chang'an!" Cheng Yaojin handed it to his wife as if offering a treasure.
I have to say that the aroma of fried locusts is really attractive, but the problem is that Mrs. Cheng still feels a little sick when she thinks of locusts.
"Don't worry, ma'am, your majesty will be fine if you eat with us for a day, it's really delicious!" Cheng Yaojin didn't look at his wife and didn't stop eating.
After all, Mrs. Cheng couldn't resist Cheng Cheng's bite, and it was also because the taste was too fragrant, so she couldn't help but tasted one boldly.
Um?This taste is really not bad!After Madam Cheng ate, she nodded repeatedly.
"Is this really a locust? My lord, where did you get all these locusts and eat them all day..."
"Hey--" Cheng Yaojin was about to answer with a smile, when the young masters of Cheng's family were attracted by the scent and shouted loudly as they walked.
"Father, mother, what are you going to do deliciously at night..."
The three sons of the Cheng family rushed forward and snatched the fried locusts from Cheng Yaojin's hands.
Cheng Chumo and the others didn't care what they were made of, anyway, it smelled so good, they just stuffed it into their mouths, and it was wiped out quickly.
"Wow, fragrant, mother, what is this, it's so delicious, let's have some more!"
"You guys leave some for me, I'll just eat one. Hey, Cheng Chubi, give me some..."
(End of this chapter)
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