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Chapter 214 Can you go to heaven after drinking 20 tea leaves?
Chapter 214 Can you go to heaven after drinking 20 tea leaves?
"hey-hey."
After comforting his woman, Bai Shun smiled and was ready to answer the phone.
"By the way, Bai Shun, aren't you going to record a short video this time?"
Qin Xuewei asked.
After thinking about it, Bai Shun shook his head, "Forget it, I've already sent one, that's enough, you don't need to do it too often."
While speaking, Bai Shun pressed the green connect button on the phone.
"Hi, hello, who is it?"
"Brother, is it convenient to talk?" A hoarse male voice came from over there.
"I have mouth ulcers, and it's a bit inconvenient for me to speak." Bai Shun's casual words almost made Qin Xuewei laugh out loud, but she quickly covered her red lips and patted Bai Shun, meaning Can Bai Shun stop being so funny.
Bai Shun smiled with his mouth twisted.
What's the matter, my buddy doesn't want to be funny, but I can't control how much I send.
Bai Shun was talking nonsense here, but the man on the other end of the phone believed it. He said "oh" and then said in a low voice.
"I mean, is there anyone next to you? Get back to me quickly, I don't have that much time to ink with you!"
"No, I'm the only one, why, who are you, talking so rudely?!"
Bai Shun pretended to frown and asked.
"You don't need to know who I am, I just want to ask, are you in a hurry if you can't get in touch with your partner?"
As soon as these words came out, Bai Shun already understood what kind of routine the other side was playing.
Oh open!
Liars in this world are still outdated!
Want to cheat him? !
But... Are these scammers such a dick?Could it be that Qin Xuewei's cell phone was turned off?No, not to mention that this girl just took a video for him, and who is this aunt who scares countless criminals in Xihang, and the local scammers in Xihang dare to put their ideas on Qin Xuewei?
I'm afraid my life is not long enough!
But this time, Bai Shun didn't think too much about it. Since this scammer is so aggressive, if he doesn't play around, he will be sorry for the phone call.
At that moment, Bai Shun had an idea, and immediately answered the question.
"Ham, I can't get in touch with the target, how can I not be in a hurry, I have the King of Pesticides Kai Hei Shao, she is a support, hey, brother, can you play? Otherwise, you can help her, you Let's play Cai Wenji."
"Trough! Your girlfriend is here! Do you know!"
Bai Shun turned on the hands-free, howled over there, and then Bai Shun glanced at Qin Xuewei, Qin Xuewei slapped her mouth, feeling a little funny, isn't this liar too stupid?Can this kind of low-level deception deceive people?
After giving Qin Xuewei a gesture to silence, Bai Shun said to the phone.
"Look at you, why are you swearing, what are you doing with my girlfriend, what do you mean?"
"It's not interesting, she came to my place to drink tea, understand?"
"Understood! She's always like this, she doesn't bring money for everything! Sorry, boss, how much is it, the tea? Let me pass it to you."
Bai Shun scolded his girlfriend with an expression of hating iron and steel, while Qin Xuewei rolled her eyes wildly while watching.
If Bai Shun hadn't been on the phone to play with liars, she would have wanted to grab Bai Shun's soft waist, she deserved a beating, what nonsense is she talking about.
"No need for Weixin, you prepare 20 yuan, I will send you a text message with the account number, and you send the money, hurry up, or I won't be so polite!"
"What, how much?"
Bai Shun pretended to be shocked and said, "What kind of tea is your tea, so expensive? 20? Can you go to heaven if you drink it? It's too dark!"
"Don't you understand people when you are riding horses? I have your girlfriend in my hands!"
Everyone over there was angry, and they talked a bit whoring.
"Step on your hand? Then your hand is fine, bro." Bai Shun said with concern.
"Fuck! Shit! Damn! Stupid! Your wife was kidnapped by me! Do you understand now?! Ah?! Prepare the money and don't call the police. If you call the police, I will tear you up!"
Hey!
This girl is in a hurry, he is in a hurry!
Bai Shun was amused, and then said "suddenly enlightened".
"Oh, if you said you were kidnapped, just say it straight. I thought it was 20 yuan for the tea. If you kidnapped me, let me ask. The tea is free, right? The tea my girlfriend drank? Don't want money."
"I saw a ghost on my horse! I met a mentally retarded person, is this thing sure to have a girlfriend?"
This sentence was obviously not spoken to the phone, it seemed that there was a low-level scolding exchange over there, and the voice coming through the phone was very small.
Then, relying on his better hearing than ordinary people, Bai Shun faintly heard another man's voice over there.
"Uh, Brother Yu, it seems that we made a wrong call, and the last number is wrong..."
Wrong type? !
When Bai Shun heard it, he suddenly understood!
No wonder some swindlers who are not afraid of death dared to deceive him in this way, presumably they didn't know that the girlfriend they called was Qin Xuewei, otherwise, they would have been scared to death long ago.
Now that the matter was over, Bai Shun stopped pretending and said with a smile.
"Damn! Let me just say, my girlfriend is next to me in a good manner. When did I come to your place for tea? My brother, I advise you, don't do fraudulent work, and one day you will make money with interest Spit it out, coupled with prison meals to serve, do not know the gain outweighs the gain.
Especially if you set up the base in China, really say you are stupid, or stupid, or stupid. "
He was going to hang up the phone over there, but after hearing it, he knew that he had heard what he just said, and immediately said in a panic.
"Slot! You kid's feelings are playing with us! Why are we stupid?! Very good, bastard, believe it or not, I used your phone to find your home address, so that you can't see the sun tomorrow?!"
Oh open!
The dead liar is quite arrogant!
Bai Shun was dumb, and was about to say something, when suddenly a jade hand stretched out from the side, took Bai Shun's cell phone away like lightning, and said each word coldly into the phone.
"You! You! It's over! It's over!"
Snapped!
After finishing speaking, Qin Xuewei hung up the phone, handed the phone to Bai Shun, then got up suddenly and walked out the door aggressively!
Depend on!
It's fine to disturb my mother's interest, but even threaten my wife's man? !
Just looking for death!
Originally, low-level criminals like scammers were not in charge of Qin Xuewei's department, but now, she is very angry!She wants those bastards to pay the price!
"Uh~ Xuewei, why are you... why are you going?"
Looking at Qin Xuewei with a cold face and powerful aura, Bai Shun was stunned for a moment, then thought of something, hissed, "...Xuewei, you don't mean to..."
"Bai Shun, I'll come as soon as I go!"
After the words fell, Qin Xuewei walked out of the room without looking back!
When Bai Shun got up and looked through the window, the girl's figure had disappeared at the gate of the residential area thousands of meters away.
I'll go~
This is too fast!
Bai Shun was ashamed.
But in my heart, it is still very beautiful.
Hey, my buddy's woman still cares about him very much. See, whenever a criminal threatens him, Qin Xuewei rushes out without saying a word.
Ok, Ok!
This wife is still very reliable.
About an hour later, at 20.20pm, there was a knock on the door of Bai Shun's house again.
Opening the door, Qin Xuewei walked in, tossing her hair calmly.
"It's over?"
Bai Shun asked.
"Well, it's just a few bums, relying on Uncle Su's location, I quickly found them, hum, they came to the door, and it was easy to catch them. Those bastards also drank too much, and they still want to see me. Molesting my old lady, I stepped on and broke eight fingers one by one! By the way, everyone's mouth was swollen!"
uh~
This girl is as violent as ever.
Bai Shun sweated for a while, then smiled and said, "Then I'll make you supper now, and by the way, thank my eldest lady for venting my anger, okay~"
"It's not serious again~"
Qin Xuewei's plain face turned red immediately, her tone lightened up, and she said softly, "Then what are you going to do for me for supper?"
"Hey, how about your favorite claypot rice?"
"Really, yes!"
Qin Xuewei's beautiful eyes lit up, and she nodded, "I haven't eaten your claypot rice for half a month, and the outside ones are almost as good as yours."
"That's right, we don't have any skills, let's see."
Bai Shun was happy, suddenly thought of something, leaned over and looked at Qin Xuewei's beautiful eyes.
"What are you doing……"
Qin Xuewei asked.
Bai Shun rolled his eyes and said in a low voice.
"Xuewei, at night... you can sleep with me?"
A seductive blush appeared on Qin Xuewei's pretty face, her beautiful eyes flickered for a moment, and then she blushed and shyly let out a soft 'hmm'.
"hey-hey."
Bai Shun gave Qin Xuewei a kiss on Qin Xuewei's pretty face with a "boo", then smiled and went to the kitchen full of ambition.
soon.
Finish the supper, eat well, and wash up.
The following wonderful spring is not enough for outsiders to understand...
……
Early the next morning, Bai Shun dragged his tired body up to make breakfast for Qin Xuewei.
Last night I spent the whole night, and I don't know when I went to bed.
Made!
No, you have to be restrained!
Although my buddy is young, his foundation is not good enough, and he is still a little bit too much.
Bai Shun rubbed his waist, thinking to himself.
After all, as the saying goes, quantity is not as good as quality. If you can get it done once, don't do it too often, or you will know the consequences when you get older.
But don't say it yet.
Turning his head, looking at Qin Xuewei's sexy and plump body half exposed outside the quilt, Bai Shun was a little ready to move again.
Hold it back and calm down!
After reciting the heart-purifying mantra silently for eighteen times, Bai Shun restrained his impulsive thoughts, got dressed and went to the kitchen.
On Sunday, Qin Xuewei rested.
After spending most of the day with her girlfriend, at 15.00:[-] in the afternoon, Qin Xuewei drove Bai Shun to Xihang Airport, and then waved goodbye to Bai Shun with a smile in the car.
If the two loves are for a long time, how can they be in the morning and evening.
The days to come are still long, and the two of them have their own careers, so naturally they won't be like some young couples who want to stick together every day and are reluctant to part.
Tomorrow is Monday.
I don't know how the weekend ratings of "Legal Class" will be.
Leaning on the economy class passenger seat of the airliner, Bai Shun was expecting and thinking.
(End of this chapter)
"hey-hey."
After comforting his woman, Bai Shun smiled and was ready to answer the phone.
"By the way, Bai Shun, aren't you going to record a short video this time?"
Qin Xuewei asked.
After thinking about it, Bai Shun shook his head, "Forget it, I've already sent one, that's enough, you don't need to do it too often."
While speaking, Bai Shun pressed the green connect button on the phone.
"Hi, hello, who is it?"
"Brother, is it convenient to talk?" A hoarse male voice came from over there.
"I have mouth ulcers, and it's a bit inconvenient for me to speak." Bai Shun's casual words almost made Qin Xuewei laugh out loud, but she quickly covered her red lips and patted Bai Shun, meaning Can Bai Shun stop being so funny.
Bai Shun smiled with his mouth twisted.
What's the matter, my buddy doesn't want to be funny, but I can't control how much I send.
Bai Shun was talking nonsense here, but the man on the other end of the phone believed it. He said "oh" and then said in a low voice.
"I mean, is there anyone next to you? Get back to me quickly, I don't have that much time to ink with you!"
"No, I'm the only one, why, who are you, talking so rudely?!"
Bai Shun pretended to frown and asked.
"You don't need to know who I am, I just want to ask, are you in a hurry if you can't get in touch with your partner?"
As soon as these words came out, Bai Shun already understood what kind of routine the other side was playing.
Oh open!
Liars in this world are still outdated!
Want to cheat him? !
But... Are these scammers such a dick?Could it be that Qin Xuewei's cell phone was turned off?No, not to mention that this girl just took a video for him, and who is this aunt who scares countless criminals in Xihang, and the local scammers in Xihang dare to put their ideas on Qin Xuewei?
I'm afraid my life is not long enough!
But this time, Bai Shun didn't think too much about it. Since this scammer is so aggressive, if he doesn't play around, he will be sorry for the phone call.
At that moment, Bai Shun had an idea, and immediately answered the question.
"Ham, I can't get in touch with the target, how can I not be in a hurry, I have the King of Pesticides Kai Hei Shao, she is a support, hey, brother, can you play? Otherwise, you can help her, you Let's play Cai Wenji."
"Trough! Your girlfriend is here! Do you know!"
Bai Shun turned on the hands-free, howled over there, and then Bai Shun glanced at Qin Xuewei, Qin Xuewei slapped her mouth, feeling a little funny, isn't this liar too stupid?Can this kind of low-level deception deceive people?
After giving Qin Xuewei a gesture to silence, Bai Shun said to the phone.
"Look at you, why are you swearing, what are you doing with my girlfriend, what do you mean?"
"It's not interesting, she came to my place to drink tea, understand?"
"Understood! She's always like this, she doesn't bring money for everything! Sorry, boss, how much is it, the tea? Let me pass it to you."
Bai Shun scolded his girlfriend with an expression of hating iron and steel, while Qin Xuewei rolled her eyes wildly while watching.
If Bai Shun hadn't been on the phone to play with liars, she would have wanted to grab Bai Shun's soft waist, she deserved a beating, what nonsense is she talking about.
"No need for Weixin, you prepare 20 yuan, I will send you a text message with the account number, and you send the money, hurry up, or I won't be so polite!"
"What, how much?"
Bai Shun pretended to be shocked and said, "What kind of tea is your tea, so expensive? 20? Can you go to heaven if you drink it? It's too dark!"
"Don't you understand people when you are riding horses? I have your girlfriend in my hands!"
Everyone over there was angry, and they talked a bit whoring.
"Step on your hand? Then your hand is fine, bro." Bai Shun said with concern.
"Fuck! Shit! Damn! Stupid! Your wife was kidnapped by me! Do you understand now?! Ah?! Prepare the money and don't call the police. If you call the police, I will tear you up!"
Hey!
This girl is in a hurry, he is in a hurry!
Bai Shun was amused, and then said "suddenly enlightened".
"Oh, if you said you were kidnapped, just say it straight. I thought it was 20 yuan for the tea. If you kidnapped me, let me ask. The tea is free, right? The tea my girlfriend drank? Don't want money."
"I saw a ghost on my horse! I met a mentally retarded person, is this thing sure to have a girlfriend?"
This sentence was obviously not spoken to the phone, it seemed that there was a low-level scolding exchange over there, and the voice coming through the phone was very small.
Then, relying on his better hearing than ordinary people, Bai Shun faintly heard another man's voice over there.
"Uh, Brother Yu, it seems that we made a wrong call, and the last number is wrong..."
Wrong type? !
When Bai Shun heard it, he suddenly understood!
No wonder some swindlers who are not afraid of death dared to deceive him in this way, presumably they didn't know that the girlfriend they called was Qin Xuewei, otherwise, they would have been scared to death long ago.
Now that the matter was over, Bai Shun stopped pretending and said with a smile.
"Damn! Let me just say, my girlfriend is next to me in a good manner. When did I come to your place for tea? My brother, I advise you, don't do fraudulent work, and one day you will make money with interest Spit it out, coupled with prison meals to serve, do not know the gain outweighs the gain.
Especially if you set up the base in China, really say you are stupid, or stupid, or stupid. "
He was going to hang up the phone over there, but after hearing it, he knew that he had heard what he just said, and immediately said in a panic.
"Slot! You kid's feelings are playing with us! Why are we stupid?! Very good, bastard, believe it or not, I used your phone to find your home address, so that you can't see the sun tomorrow?!"
Oh open!
The dead liar is quite arrogant!
Bai Shun was dumb, and was about to say something, when suddenly a jade hand stretched out from the side, took Bai Shun's cell phone away like lightning, and said each word coldly into the phone.
"You! You! It's over! It's over!"
Snapped!
After finishing speaking, Qin Xuewei hung up the phone, handed the phone to Bai Shun, then got up suddenly and walked out the door aggressively!
Depend on!
It's fine to disturb my mother's interest, but even threaten my wife's man? !
Just looking for death!
Originally, low-level criminals like scammers were not in charge of Qin Xuewei's department, but now, she is very angry!She wants those bastards to pay the price!
"Uh~ Xuewei, why are you... why are you going?"
Looking at Qin Xuewei with a cold face and powerful aura, Bai Shun was stunned for a moment, then thought of something, hissed, "...Xuewei, you don't mean to..."
"Bai Shun, I'll come as soon as I go!"
After the words fell, Qin Xuewei walked out of the room without looking back!
When Bai Shun got up and looked through the window, the girl's figure had disappeared at the gate of the residential area thousands of meters away.
I'll go~
This is too fast!
Bai Shun was ashamed.
But in my heart, it is still very beautiful.
Hey, my buddy's woman still cares about him very much. See, whenever a criminal threatens him, Qin Xuewei rushes out without saying a word.
Ok, Ok!
This wife is still very reliable.
About an hour later, at 20.20pm, there was a knock on the door of Bai Shun's house again.
Opening the door, Qin Xuewei walked in, tossing her hair calmly.
"It's over?"
Bai Shun asked.
"Well, it's just a few bums, relying on Uncle Su's location, I quickly found them, hum, they came to the door, and it was easy to catch them. Those bastards also drank too much, and they still want to see me. Molesting my old lady, I stepped on and broke eight fingers one by one! By the way, everyone's mouth was swollen!"
uh~
This girl is as violent as ever.
Bai Shun sweated for a while, then smiled and said, "Then I'll make you supper now, and by the way, thank my eldest lady for venting my anger, okay~"
"It's not serious again~"
Qin Xuewei's plain face turned red immediately, her tone lightened up, and she said softly, "Then what are you going to do for me for supper?"
"Hey, how about your favorite claypot rice?"
"Really, yes!"
Qin Xuewei's beautiful eyes lit up, and she nodded, "I haven't eaten your claypot rice for half a month, and the outside ones are almost as good as yours."
"That's right, we don't have any skills, let's see."
Bai Shun was happy, suddenly thought of something, leaned over and looked at Qin Xuewei's beautiful eyes.
"What are you doing……"
Qin Xuewei asked.
Bai Shun rolled his eyes and said in a low voice.
"Xuewei, at night... you can sleep with me?"
A seductive blush appeared on Qin Xuewei's pretty face, her beautiful eyes flickered for a moment, and then she blushed and shyly let out a soft 'hmm'.
"hey-hey."
Bai Shun gave Qin Xuewei a kiss on Qin Xuewei's pretty face with a "boo", then smiled and went to the kitchen full of ambition.
soon.
Finish the supper, eat well, and wash up.
The following wonderful spring is not enough for outsiders to understand...
……
Early the next morning, Bai Shun dragged his tired body up to make breakfast for Qin Xuewei.
Last night I spent the whole night, and I don't know when I went to bed.
Made!
No, you have to be restrained!
Although my buddy is young, his foundation is not good enough, and he is still a little bit too much.
Bai Shun rubbed his waist, thinking to himself.
After all, as the saying goes, quantity is not as good as quality. If you can get it done once, don't do it too often, or you will know the consequences when you get older.
But don't say it yet.
Turning his head, looking at Qin Xuewei's sexy and plump body half exposed outside the quilt, Bai Shun was a little ready to move again.
Hold it back and calm down!
After reciting the heart-purifying mantra silently for eighteen times, Bai Shun restrained his impulsive thoughts, got dressed and went to the kitchen.
On Sunday, Qin Xuewei rested.
After spending most of the day with her girlfriend, at 15.00:[-] in the afternoon, Qin Xuewei drove Bai Shun to Xihang Airport, and then waved goodbye to Bai Shun with a smile in the car.
If the two loves are for a long time, how can they be in the morning and evening.
The days to come are still long, and the two of them have their own careers, so naturally they won't be like some young couples who want to stick together every day and are reluctant to part.
Tomorrow is Monday.
I don't know how the weekend ratings of "Legal Class" will be.
Leaning on the economy class passenger seat of the airliner, Bai Shun was expecting and thinking.
(End of this chapter)
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