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Chapter 236 Bragging, which one is better!

Three o'clock in the afternoon.

Bai Shun and Qin Xuewei took the flight from Shangjing to Hainan smoothly.

Hainan is located in the northern edge of the tropics, with a tropical monsoon climate, and has always been known as a "natural large greenhouse".

There is long summer and no winter here, with an annual average temperature of 22-27 degrees Celsius, sufficient light and temperature, abundant rain, early spring, rapid temperature rise, large daily temperature difference, no frost throughout the year, warm winter, three crops of rice, and four seasons of vegetables. An ideal base for breeding in South Longguo.

Such a beautiful and prosperous place is perfect for traveling.

"Bai Shun, you took me to travel and relax, you should have made arrangements, right?"

Holding Bai Shun's arm affectionately, Qin Xuewei whispered as she walked.

It can be seen that this girl is in a good mood. After all, she is with the man she loves. It is naturally beautiful and happy for the two of them to travel and date and enjoy the time together. Forget it.

"Well, now let's find a five-star hotel to stay in, and then have dinner. In the evening, we will stroll around the streets near the hotel, and finally go to see a movie, and tomorrow we will go to Hainan's famous tourist attractions."

Bai Shun had already done his homework and said in an orderly manner.

"Okay, then I will listen to you."

Qin Xuewei smiled sweetly.

Now, even after getting off the plane, Qin Xuewei still wore a peaked cap and sunglasses, which covered most of her face, but her concave and convex figure and a pair of tall and slender black silk legs still frequently attracted the attention of passers-by .

Some male compatriots who also came to travel, because they were so engrossed in watching, they also caused dissatisfaction from their girlfriends around them, "Keep watching, you still watch", and then staged a big scene of coaxing their girlfriends.

Of course, Bai Shun with such a beauty also attracted the attention of many people.

Just when Bai Shun was complacent about this, the faint voice in his ears almost made Bai Shun explode on the spot.

"Hey, it's normal for this man to wear sunglasses when he comes to Hainan in broad daylight, but why is he wearing a mask? Does he have no face to face people?"

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"It's another good cabbage that was gored by a pig, what a pity..."

"..."

Waterma!
You are ashamed to see people!

You are the dicks!
You guys are pigs!
Bai Shun was so angry, how could he speak? If it wasn't for my buddies who picked up on Qin Xuewei, they would probably be beaten to death if they were found out, so what if I let you see the face of this genius? !
Also, those guys with crooked melons and jujubes even wantonly pointed at me. Although my buddies are not good looking, they are more attractive than you, okay? Who are you!
"Pfft~"

Seeing Bai Shun's indistinctly resentful gesture beside her, Qin Xuewei couldn't help but covered her red lips and let out a chuckle.

"Why, those bastards are so 'contemptuous' of your husband, are you still laughing?"

Bai Shun squinted at Qin Xuewei, speechless.

"What...what husband, you...you are talking nonsense~!"

Qin Xuewei blushed pretty, and patted Bai Shun's arm in embarrassment.

"What nonsense, tell me, are you my wife?"

Bai Shun approached with a smile.

"me……"

Qin Xuewei was so ashamed, even though she admitted it ten thousand times in her heart, she still couldn't say it out of her mouth, plus she was still outside, for her who was very thin-skinned in this respect, it was tantamount to a huge challenge.

"Hmph, I haven't married you yet, forget it, no... I won't tell you, hurry up and find a hotel."

Qin Xuewei, who was flustered and ashamed by Bai Shun's staring gaze, immediately started the girlfriend's exclusive mode of arrogance and irrationality.

"Ha ha!"

Bai Shun laughed, and stopped laughing at Qin Xuewei. He nodded, put his arms around the woman's waist, and walked to the five-star hotel not far away under the eyes of countless people who envied and hated him.

It's night time soon.

"Let's go, Xuewei, let's go to the movies. It is said that a horror movie has just been released today. When it premiered, the reputation was very good. Let's just watch this."

After walking around for a few streets, seeing that it was almost time, Bai Shun held Qin Xuewei's hand, turned his head and said softly.

"Watching a horror movie?"

Qin Xuewei's eyebrows twitched slightly, then she looked at Bai Shun, curled her lips and said, "...you don't have any bad intentions, do you?"

"Bad thoughts, what bad thoughts, just watch horror movies well... Oh, it turns out that's the case, but I really didn't think about it that much."

Halfway through Bai Shun's speech, he suddenly realized.

Generally, men take girls to watch horror movies. Firstly, it is likely that they want to establish the impression that they are brave in front of their girlfriends. Secondly, most of them want to see girls afraid, and then throw themselves into their arms. Hold the little girl's mind.

But there is a lesson to be learned, Bai Shun only proposed to watch this horror movie because he heard that the reputation of this horror movie was very good, and he definitely didn't have that kind of hooligan idea.

He is a very serious person, something that readers all know.

"Really not?"

Qin Xuewei was suspicious.

"Not really."

"Ok."

Qin Xuewei didn't ask too many questions, and smiled on her pretty face, "If the horror movie is good, it's good to go and watch it, but Bai Shun, you shouldn't be afraid, right?"

"afraid?"

Bai Shun snorted, feeling that he was offended, patted his chest hard, and said proudly, "Why am I, Bai Shun, afraid? There is nothing in this world that can scare me!"

"Alright then, let's go."

……

"Mountain Village Old Corpse".

A huge and extremely terrifying and bloody poster was posted on the most conspicuous outer wall of the film city. In the dark night, there was a faint creepy smell.

But at this moment, even a lot of timid people couldn't hold back their excitement-seeking hearts, and they entered the cinema in droves one by one to find happiness in the fright.

It was the first time to travel and date with her boyfriend in other provinces. Qin Xuewei was in a happy mood. Before entering the screening room, she went to buy popcorn and Coke by herself. Of course, there was also Bai Shun's share.

Then, it's movie time.

Bai Shun and Qin Xuewei entered the theater together.

shuh~
The lights dimmed.

The movie starts showing.

The atmosphere of horror continues to accumulate, and the adrenal hormones of the crowd are gradually secreted.

The first super scary scene appeared in vain, the head of a bloody female corpse rushed towards the screen, and everyone wearing 3D glasses seemed to be jumping towards them like this female corpse!

"Ah~!"

The ear-piercing screams immediately resounded throughout the auditorium!

Countless women on the scene screamed loudly, showing the unparalleled sound piercing power of their exclusive sex!

Of course, there are also some men's slightly thick shouts, among them, there is a voice that is quite unique, it is...

"Ah! Lying. Slot! Lying down a big grass! Scared me to death! Ohhhhhh!"

That's right, it's our lawyer Bai.

At this moment, Bai Shun was alone, holding Qin Xuewei's lotus arm with one hand, trying to pull her up, but...he didn't.

"Bai Shun, what's the matter? Are you scared? Didn't you say you're not afraid?"

Noticing that Bai Shun's big hand holding her lotus root arm was still exerting force, Qin Xuewei, who had guessed something, looked at Bai Shun with amusement.

Ok? !

At this time, the first wave of terrifying shots had passed, and hearing the playful voice of the girl next to his ear, Bai Shun sat back in his original position, raised his legs, and said casually, pretending to be calm.

"Of course I'm not afraid, the main thing is to cooperate with the atmosphere of the scene, isn't it?"

"Then why are you jumping up and posing in that strange pose?"

"Sitting is uncomfortable, stand up and relax."

Bai Shun replied without changing his face, and he is still bragging, "It's not that I'm bragging to you, I used to watch too many horror movies, and I have long been immune to such bloody and thrilling scenes. You are not afraid, I will Are you afraid, don’t be funny, you know we have a nickname, Bai Dadar!”

"Okay, let's continue reading, Mr. Boldly Bai."

Qin Xuewei smiled, only thinking that her boyfriend's bragging appearance is quite cute.

"Cough cough~"

Feeling that he was underestimated, Bai Shun coughed a few times, straightened his back very boldly, and stared at the screen again.

On a horse!
It’s just a horror movie, it’s all fake, I’m afraid?
It is no bragging to say that if the female ghost inside dares to come out, I can beat her out of shit!

Bai Shun gave himself psychological hints confidently and high-spiritedly.

It's a pity that Bai Shun was quickly slapped in the face.

Wave after wave of horror shots flashed in the back, and all kinds of screams came and went in the auditorium!
Bai Shun is no exception!

"Ah! My mother! It's too scary!"

"Help, help!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm scared to death!"

Bai Shun kept screaming miserably, and those who didn't know thought something was wrong. Later, he jumped into Qin Xuewei's arms, holding Qin Xuewei's waist tightly with both hands, and buried his head in her sister's. On the chest, the mouth is still vaguely saying words such as Asi, God, Amitof.

Qin Xuewei didn't know whether to laugh or cry, this reaction was too big, isn't it so scary?
It may be because Bai Shun's movements were a little too big, and many men and women who were terrified were attracted by Bai Shun's side, and everyone had weird expressions on their faces.

A big man was so frightened that he ran into the arms of a girl. This... See you soon...

Many timid men, seeing this, immediately straightened up, haha, look, isn't he the worst.

Bai Shun sensed that something was wrong, his mental strength was stronger than the average person's, he only felt that his back was like a glow on his back, subconsciously looked up, and found the strange faces of the people around him who were holding back their laughter. Suddenly, she got out of Qin Xuewei's arms and squinted at everyone.

"Why, haven't you seen someone who eats girlfriend's tofu like this? Do you think I'm really afraid of this horror movie? Just kidding, I'm a drunkard who doesn't care about drinking, and cares about beautiful women. Do you understand? Do you understand?

Times have changed, comrades, this is a new routine!Of course, the premise is that your girlfriends are not afraid of horror movies, so that you can do the opposite and eat tofu happily.

Today I will teach you this method for free, no thanks! "

Lying. Groove!
Everyone was dumbfounded immediately!

Can it still be this round? !

Even though they were too scared to die, they could still find such a beautiful and refined reason, but they still couldn't refute it?

Awesome, brother!
(End of this chapter)