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Chapter 295 Spit two hundred on the car!
"Kakakakakakaka..."

Bai Shun drove a taxi leisurely and wandered around the streets, looking for customers again.

He is also puzzled.

It took more than an hour today, but... well, no, it felt a little strange to carry two passengers.

A woman at the pinnacle of Puxin.

A persecuted delusional woman.

Why didn't any normal passengers get into his car, he drove fast and steady, ahem, a mistake, it's definitely not what you think.

But I am happy to say that he is not a real taxi driver after all, he is recording a program.

Since it is a recording program, of course there must be something to watch. If the passengers on the bus are normal, it would be too plain to talk about the parents.

Bai Shun stroked his chin, smiled and nodded.

The only fly in the ointment is that the two women who got on the bus didn't recognize him. It seems that his reputation in the Shanghai stock market is just that, and he still needs to work hard!
"Jingle Bell……"

At this time, Bai Shun received a call from the mobile phone provided by the program group.

Immediately, Bai Shun found a spot on the side of the road and parked the car, and then answered the phone.

For this small detail, the audience watching Bai Shun's live broadcast all nodded secretly, obeying traffic regulations, public figures should take the lead, Bai Shun did a good job.

"Hey, Brother Huangbo, what's the matter?"

Here, Bai Shun was a little surprised when he saw Huang Bo calling him. Speaking of whether the two are friendly or not, it's another matter of friendship. In the current program, the two parties are in a 'hostile' relationship.

Either to inquire about information, or to show off.

really.

It was guessed by Bai Shun.

"Haha, Xiaobai, it's been an hour or two, how much money have you made here?"

Huang Bo's smiling voice came through the receiver of the mobile phone, "I heard that Miss Jinrui made more than 100 yuan, but Yixing has no salary yet. His work efficiency is slow, and there is a high probability that he will have to deduct a lot of salary in the end, while Wang Wow, poof, wipe the glass at high altitude!

This unlucky guy, I called him, and he kept complaining. It seems that the task was not completed well.

Now you "good guys team", it's up to you as the captain. "

Bai Shun smiled faintly, and said, "Brother Huangbo, I'm making a mediocre income. It looks like your villain team has made a lot of money."

"It's alright, even if Xiaozhu doesn't know how to cook as a housekeeper, he still solved it with his ingenuity and handsome tricks. The big fool Huang Lei is a little bit worse, but he is better than the second and little fools on your side. As for Needless to say, Huang Lei and I, hehe."

"Well, congratulations first, brother Huangbo, you guys are slightly better, but the outcome of the final decisive battle will not be known until the end."

Bai Shun smiled, "But the only thing I'm sure of is that the evil will not prevail against the good, and the victory will belong to our good people after all!"

"Oh, young people are very arrogant, okay, brother, let me see how you old, weak women and children can defeat us."

"Then just wait."

Bai Shun smiled lightly, and then ended the call with Huang Bo.

Here, many viewers who watched Bai Shun's live broadcast were also discussing.

[Bai Shun still looks very confident, but it seems that Bai Shun's team is indeed at a disadvantage. 】

[Yeah, I just came from other people. It seems that Huang Bo and the others make a lot of money, and Bai Shun’s teammate Zhang Yixing cooks crab meat in the back of the hotel. The efficiency is too slow. He was trained by the head chef. , and Wang Xun, many of the windows were not wiped clean, and the money will be deducted! 】

[Puff~!But when I think of Bai Shun, I also want to laugh. Bai Shun doesn't meet clients frequently enough. Fortunately, the two he meets are both problem women. 】

[Hum, that will bring joy to all of us, haha, it doesn’t matter whether we make money or not. 】

[Hey, hey, Cao Cao is here soon, and he has another guest. 】

[Low. Groove!Still a girl!Bai Shun's relationship with the opposite sex is good today, but this girl seems to have drunk a lot of wine and is a little wobbly. 】

[Hey, I don't know what's going to happen, let's see! 】

【…】

It seemed that they had discovered something interesting again, and the millions of viewers who watched Bai Shun's live broadcast immediately cheered up one by one.

At this time, Bai Shun also noticed the girl waving at the side of the road.

"Hi, are you taking a ride?"

Bai Shun opened the right car window and asked.

"Correct."

Without saying a word, the girl lowered her head, opened the car door and got into the back seat.

As the car door closed, Bai Shun asked.

"Where is the girl going?"

"I don't know either, just take me for a walk..."

The girl said in a low voice, and then added, "Don't worry, I will give you how much money you will pay at that time."

"Uh……"

Bai Shun looked at the girl through the rearview mirror in surprise.

This girl lowered her head, her bangs hanging down covering half of her face. She didn't seem to be in a high mood, and she smelled strongly of alcohol.

Bai Shun raised his eyebrows, thinking that this girl couldn't be a girl who was hurt by love.

But his job now is to drive well and make money as a driver, not a love mentor, and the two of them don't know each other, since the guests let him wander around, so he can wander around casually, anyway, there is still money to get.

that's it.

Bai Shun took the girl leisurely and traveled around the streets near Tianhe Road.

I'm in a good mood.

Couldn't it be nice? After all, there are always passengers on the bus and the bus is never empty, right? It's not nice to be charged based on mileage every minute and every second.

5 minute later.

I don’t know if the girl behind her thought of something more sad, and her mood became even lower. She suddenly choked up and spoke to Bai Shun as if she wanted to seek some comfort.

"Master, do you believe in love?"

As soon as these words came out, Bai Shun didn't react, but many netizens who watched his live broadcast on the Internet couldn't help it.

[Short oil!Sure enough, I guessed it right, this girl must have been dumped by her boyfriend! 】

[This pretty girl, ahaha, seek comfort, Bai Shun is going to be a warm man, comfort her girl. 】

【No, are you sure that Bai Shun will be a warm boy?Why do I feel that he is a straight man? 】

【"You look like a plane crash, you'll be fine", poof~!I thought of this again, Bai Shun is really upright! 】

[Well, it should be the program effect we are pursuing. Teacher Bai Shun has an extraordinary IQ and a low emotional intelligence. He is very eloquent. 】

[Not necessarily, there are some geniuses who are as smart as demons, but other things are fine, and they are so straightforward when it comes to relationships! 】

[Hey, whether it's for the effect of the show or the real straight man of steel, let's see! 】

[Hey hey. 】

【…】

Everyone is happy.

Seeing Bai Shun in the car asked a question.

"Girl, what did you just say?"

"I...I mean, master...do you believe in love..."

The girl sobbed and choked.

Seeing the girl's aggrieved and pretty face eager to be comforted, Bai Shun was silent for a while, and then slowly said a 'sage saying' that hit the Internet.

"...spit out two hundred on the car."

"Pfft~"

The girl couldn't help but burst into tears.

And the barrage of live footage here suddenly exploded!

【Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose!Forgive me for laughing out loud! 】

[Low. Groove!I'm in a big hole! 360 degree spiral groove!Teacher Bai Shun’s words are amazing! 】

[God spits out two hundred on the car, laughing to death! 】

[Pfft haha~ Straight man of steel, the identification is complete! 】

【Teacher Bai Shun is too funny. (#Laughing and crying)]

[My mother feels that this paragraph will become a popular meme on the Internet! 】

【Amazing!Hahaha, it made me laugh like crazy! 】

[There is something, Bai Shun really has something, haha, I'm a fan! 】

【…】

"Pfft~!"

Shanghai Satellite TV, the backstage of the "Extreme Challenge" program group.

When the chief director and others saw this scene, they spit out a mouthful of water!

"Cough, cough, cough... Fuck, what a talent! What a talent!"

The chief director quickly patted his chest that was choked by the water, shook his head dumbfounded, and said, "It's a good thing I didn't change the camera, otherwise I wouldn't be able to see such a classic scene in the first place!"

"Master, do you believe in love? Two hundred dollars on the car... Pfft! What kind of brain does Bai Shun have to think of all this?"

Xun Qian almost trembled when she laughed.

"Hey, it seems that our program team has found a treasure this time. Bai Shun's sense of variety and sense of humor are not necessarily worse than Xiaozhu's."

The director system was pleasantly surprised.

"Well, it's really awesome."

Xun Qianjiao smiled and said.

……

The scene of the show, Bai Shun's side.

Although the girl wanted to seek comfort but failed to find it, she was amused by Bai Shun's godly reply, and her mood improved a lot for no reason.

Then he said thank you to Bai Shun, paid the money and got out of the car.

Whoops! Groove!
The easy money business just disappeared?Get lost by your own slut?

Bai Shun covered his forehead, then put on a show and slapped himself.

The audience watched this scene and saw Bai Shun start to regret slapping his thigh, and laughed again.

Hahaha!
Bai Shun is really funny, treasure boy!

Hey~
Bai Shun can be considered to have made the show more effective. The audience was overjoyed to watch, but Bai Shun was still a little bit annoyed.

Because after more than an hour, he carried four or five passengers, both men and women.

It's just that he is still taken for granted as a taxi driver.

God!

Anyway, I have done a lot of sensational things on the Internet, and I have also been on a lot of hot searches. Why, when I am not wearing sunglasses, seven or eight passengers in a row did not recognize me.

I am secretly distressed.

Bai Shun glanced and saw two men and two women waving to him at the side of the road.

Seeing this situation, Bai Shun withdrew his thoughts in an instant, drove the taxi over smoothly and quickly, and stopped beside the few people.

Two women and one man sat in the back seat of the taxi first, and the last boy opened the co-pilot's door and got in. He walked in as soon as he entered.

"Master, go to the New Times Plaza, thank you."

"Ok."

Bai Shun nodded and reminded him by the way, "Fasten your seat belt."

"Ok."

The boy responded, picked up the seat belt and started to fasten it. Here, Leng Buding seemed to glance at Bai Shun, and his eyes widened!
The action of fastening the seat belt in his hand also stopped in an instant!
"what happened?"

Bai Shun noticed the abnormality and turned around in surprise.

This look made the boy see Bai Shun's face completely, and immediately, the next second!
The boy was shocked.

"Fuck! You... you... you... aren't you Teacher Bai Shun?!"

Bai Shun's body shook slightly, and then he was ecstatic in his heart.

Whoops, did someone finally recognize the dude? !Hahaha!

"Yes, I am Bai Shun, and you are..."

"Ah Teacher Bai Shun, I, I, I... I... Ah! My mother! Oh my god, what a mess!"

The short-haired young man was so excited that he couldn't control himself for a moment, and was speechless for a while.

"Who is Bai Shun?"

In the back, two girls asked in surprise, and the other boy said with shame, "Uh, Xiaotian, why are you so incoherent!"

"I can't help it, I'm so excited! Teacher Bai Shun is a great talent, the champion of the news category of the host contest, the champion of the Huaxia Poetry Contest, the host of "Legal Classroom", the originator of creative advertising, especially What is my idol! Ahhh!"

The young man named Xiaotian blushed with excitement, "I'm so damn lucky, I actually saw a living teacher Bai Shun today, so lucky!"

"..."

White shirt waterfall sweat.

Fortunately, what you saw was alive. If you saw a dead one, wouldn't you be frightened?
"Hey, Teacher Bai Shun, I'm so happy to see you, can I shake hands? Uh, it's okay to hug you, right? Let's take a photo together..."

Xiaotian chattered endlessly and was extremely enthusiastic.

Suddenly he felt a resentful gaze behind him, and turned his head to look.

One of the short-haired girls looked at the young man quietly, and said, "So... love will disappear, right?"

Poof~!

On the Internet, the audience is already bursting with laughter!

(End of this chapter)