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Chapter 333 Big villain!Stop for me!
Chapter 333 Big villain!Stop for me!
Everyone joked for a while.
Bai Shun shook his head and said.
"Brother's magical magic can't be changed whenever you want, or you can tell a novel story to everyone."
"original?"
"Does it sound good?"
The crowd asked curiously.
"Original, it should be pretty good, at least I blow it up myself."
Bai Shun said lightly.
"Pfft~!"
Everyone is happy.
"Xiaobai, are you a Wang Po selling melons, selling melons and boasting?"
Huang Bo said with a smile.
"Then just listen to it, it's boring anyway."
Zhen Peipei smiled and nodded, "Besides, Ren Xiaobai's ability to write fairy tales is so good that many of them have been selected into Chinese textbooks for primary and secondary schools by the Ministry of Education. If you want to write novels, you won't be far behind."
"Yeah, look forward to it."
An Youke clapped her hands and urged, "Bai Shun, tell me quickly, I want to hear it."
"Hey, no, no one will watch me perform stand-up comedy?"
At this time, Yue Yunpeng's faint voice came from the side.
"You, forget it, you pick up what you picked up (silly), we'd better listen to Xiaobai's storytelling."
Huang Bo smiled and waved his hands.
"Picked up? What does that mean?"
Yue Yunpeng looked confused, and An Youke and the others were also at a loss.
"Brother Bo means you are stupid."
Bai Shun interrupted abruptly.
Huh?
Huang Bo glanced at Bai Shun in surprise and said with a smile, "Okay, Xiao Bai, you still understand Cantonese. Aren't you from Xihang?"
"Brother Bo, aren't you from Qingdao? You can speak Cantonese, why can't I?"
Bai Shun smiled and asked back, "In these days, who doesn't have one or two languages, no matter how bad they are, they can speak a few words in English."
"Haha, yes."
Huang Bo laughed.
After listening to Bai Shun's explanation, An Youke and the others understood and laughed at that time.
As for Yue Yunpeng, he slapped his thigh and said 'lying down'.
"Let me just say, looking at Brother Bo's expression just now, what he said is not a good thing to say. He actually called me stupid, damn~"
"What's the matter, Xiao Yuezi, are you not convinced? Say it in Cantonese if you are not convinced."
Huang Bo said with a smile, "A real man must have the courage to defeat others in the same way! Unless you are not a man!"
"Good guy! It's the first time someone dared to provoke me like this! I really can't bear to say that."
Yue Yunpeng pretended to be serious, then looked at Bai Shun and said, "Xiaobai, teach me a word of Cantonese, I'll scold Brother Bo to death!"
"Li Zhen is a monkey, hey handsome (you are so handsome)."
Bai Shun said lightly.
"Pfft~!"
Huang Bo burst out laughing.
"No, why is he laughing?"
Yue Yunpeng's small eyes were dazed.
"I think Brother Bo should laugh at you. You can't learn." Bai Shun said seriously.
"Damn it! Uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it, can't I learn it? Have you heard of the 'learning' of cross talk 'speaking, learning and singing'?"
Yue Yunpeng felt that he was offended, so he turned around and shouted to Huang Bo, "Li Zhen is a monkey, hey pretty boy!"
"Pfft! Hahaha..."
Huang Bo couldn't help laughing.
Still laughing?
Yue Yunpeng's brows and eyes twitched again and again, could it be that I didn't learn well?
"Li Zhen is a monkey, hey pretty boy!"
"Hi monkey, pretty boy!"
"Monkey hi handsome boy!"
Yue Yunpeng spoke loudly again and again, and Huang Bo almost lost his breath from laughing.
On the Internet, netizens who understand Cantonese are all laughing like crazy!
【Hahaha!Killing me! 】
[Who, please tell me that if you scold me in the future, I will never retaliate, haha! 】
[Xiao Yueyue is so cute, puff~! 】
【Haha, Bai Shun is a devil, he unknowingly tricked Xiao Yueyue again. 】
[Yue Yunpeng didn't know that he fell into a pit, but now he keeps saying to Huang Bo, "Li Zhen is a monkey, hey handsome boy", I'm dying of laughter! 】
[I don't know if Xiao Yueyue will vomit three liters of blood in anger when he knows the truth. (#笑哭)]
[No, let me take it easy, my stomach hurts from laughing. 】
Soon, other viewers watching the live broadcast understood after explaining that what Bai Shun said was actually not a curse, but a compliment.
There is nothing wrong with this sentence itself.
The key point is that Yue Yunpeng was going to scold people, but Bai Shun tricked him into complimenting others. Yue Yunpeng himself didn't know it, and the "aggressiveness" on his face was enough to make a huge laugh.
There was a sudden burst of laughter on the Internet.
The show scene.
The executive director also knows a little Cantonese, so he held back at first, but later, Yue Yunpeng's menacing behavior was so funny that he couldn't help but burst out laughing!
"Ok?"
Yue Yunpeng raised his eyebrows, wiped his saliva, glanced sideways at the executive director, and asked suspiciously, "Why are you laughing?"
"No, nothing."
The executive director held back a smile and waved his hand.
"No, Xiaobai, haven't I learned well?"
Yue Yunpeng looked at Bai Shun.
"No, you've learned very well. If you don't believe me, ask Brother Bo, if he is convinced now."
Bai Shun said with a light smile.
"Brother Bo, are you convinced, Li Zhen is a monkey, hey pretty boy!"
Yue Yunpeng stared at Huangbo again.
"I'm done, I'm done."
Huang Bo smiled and raised his hands to admit defeat.
People say so loudly that you are so handsome, how can he refuse to accept it?
"Small sample~ Although I only know this sentence in Cantonese, it's more than enough to hang you!"
Having won the victory, Yue Yunpeng narrowed his small eyes triumphantly, and glanced at Huang Bo, his face full of embarrassment.
"Wait a minute, my mouth is dry as I said just now, drink some water first."
Seeing the water dispenser in front of the reception room, Yue Yunpeng walked over as he said that, with swaggering steps, full of victorious attitude.
this will.
Zhen Peipei, An Youke and the girls all surrounded her.
"No, Li Zhen is a monkey, hey pretty boy, what does this sentence really mean? Is it really a curse? How can I see that Teacher Huang Bo is so laughing that he can't straighten up?"
Zhen Peipei asked in a low voice.
"No, Xiaobai was teasing Xiaoyueyue. This sentence actually meant to praise me for being handsome."
Huang Bo said with a smile.
"Pfft~!"
An Youke's daughter burst out laughing.
I lost~
It turned out to be like this, no wonder Huang Bo can't laugh, everyone can't laugh.
"Bai Shun, you are really bad."
An Youke smiled coquettishly and gave Bai Shun an arm with her jade hand.
Liu Xian'er also covered her mouth and chuckled, and glanced at Bai Shun.
Zhen Peipei couldn't laugh or cry, she didn't know what to say, but let's not talk about it, this show is broadcast, the variety show effect is full!
It is estimated that the audience who watched the live broadcast online are all laughing.
soon.
Yue Yunpeng came back after drinking water. He looked at the faint smiles when everyone looked at him suspiciously. He was very puzzled and even touched his face.
"Hey, what's the situation with you guys? Is there something you're hiding from me? Or... I am so funny?"
"No, we just think that little Yueyue, your taunting attitude just now was too handsome."
An Youke said with a cute smile.
"really?"
Yue Yunpeng grinned.
"real."
Liu Xian'er nodded silently.
"Haha, calm down, I want to be low-key, low-key, understand."
Yue Yunpeng immediately smiled and shook his hands pretending to be modest.
Everyone who knew the truth nearly burst into tears laughing.
"Okay, okay, let's listen to Bai Shun's story."
Now, An You still remembered this matter, so she said it in a charming voice.
"Okay, since I just had a good time and suppressed Brother Bo, let Xiaobai do the rest of the limelight. Don't let us down with the story you tell."
Yue Yunpeng patted Bai Shun on the shoulder with great satisfaction.
Everyone sat around, waiting for the 7-seater SUV to come over, while watching Bai Shun tell the story of the original novel expectantly.
See here.
Bai Shun didn't refuse, and after thinking about it, he spoke slowly.
"This novel, I named it "God-Level Recovery System Instant Upgrade 999", it is a fantasy system novel.
All right.
I started talking.
【"..."
Su Ba was awakened by the noisy chirping of sparrows in his head!
He suddenly sat up from the bed, raised his head and looked around!
As a series of complicated memories suddenly flooded into his mind, a trace of surprise gradually appeared in Su Ba's eyes!
"I... this is time-traveling?"
Traveled to the Xuantian Continent, a world where martial arts are the most important..."]
Originally, everyone still listened to the novel with an inquiring mind, but unknowingly, as Bai Shun's warm and magnetic voice gradually deepened into the content of the story, everyone quietly became addicted to it.
Everyone in the celebrity tour group is like this, the executive director and staff of the program group next to it are like this, and so are the countless viewers watching the live broadcast online.
The novel stories that Bai Shun narrated on the spot were completely different from those with sound. They were not read in a bland way, but narrated with great emotion.
The daily warmth, the tension of conflicts, the sweet atmosphere of love, etc., are all expressed skillfully by Bai Shun. Its environment is so intoxicated that I can't extricate myself.
unconsciously.
More than 40 minutes passed. As an employee from Nanhu TV came outside and said that the 7-seater SUV rented by the tour group had arrived, Bai Shun stopped talking.
"Okay, the car is here, we should set off."
Bai Shun smiled lightly and stood up.
what? !
So fast? !
Huang Bo and others came back from their addiction and felt a little surprised.
They thought that only a short period of time had passed, but to their surprise, it had been tens of minutes.
"Xiaobai, you can do it, this novel is very good! I was fascinated after listening to it."
Huang Bo stood up, looked at Bai Shun and said with a smile.
"It's okay." Bai Shun nodded.
"Bai Shun, Bai Shun, we're going to the car later, can you tell us about it? What is the special dog food for Xiaotian dogs? Is it true that Xiaotian dogs will come over?"
An Youke held Bai Shun's clothes corner with her small hand, blinking her beautiful eyes curiously.
"Secret."
Bai Shun shrugged, and then strode towards the door of the reception room.
"Hmph, big bastard! Stop for me!"
An Youke's pretty face froze, then she stomped her little feet angrily, and hurriedly chased after her.
(End of this chapter)
Everyone joked for a while.
Bai Shun shook his head and said.
"Brother's magical magic can't be changed whenever you want, or you can tell a novel story to everyone."
"original?"
"Does it sound good?"
The crowd asked curiously.
"Original, it should be pretty good, at least I blow it up myself."
Bai Shun said lightly.
"Pfft~!"
Everyone is happy.
"Xiaobai, are you a Wang Po selling melons, selling melons and boasting?"
Huang Bo said with a smile.
"Then just listen to it, it's boring anyway."
Zhen Peipei smiled and nodded, "Besides, Ren Xiaobai's ability to write fairy tales is so good that many of them have been selected into Chinese textbooks for primary and secondary schools by the Ministry of Education. If you want to write novels, you won't be far behind."
"Yeah, look forward to it."
An Youke clapped her hands and urged, "Bai Shun, tell me quickly, I want to hear it."
"Hey, no, no one will watch me perform stand-up comedy?"
At this time, Yue Yunpeng's faint voice came from the side.
"You, forget it, you pick up what you picked up (silly), we'd better listen to Xiaobai's storytelling."
Huang Bo smiled and waved his hands.
"Picked up? What does that mean?"
Yue Yunpeng looked confused, and An Youke and the others were also at a loss.
"Brother Bo means you are stupid."
Bai Shun interrupted abruptly.
Huh?
Huang Bo glanced at Bai Shun in surprise and said with a smile, "Okay, Xiao Bai, you still understand Cantonese. Aren't you from Xihang?"
"Brother Bo, aren't you from Qingdao? You can speak Cantonese, why can't I?"
Bai Shun smiled and asked back, "In these days, who doesn't have one or two languages, no matter how bad they are, they can speak a few words in English."
"Haha, yes."
Huang Bo laughed.
After listening to Bai Shun's explanation, An Youke and the others understood and laughed at that time.
As for Yue Yunpeng, he slapped his thigh and said 'lying down'.
"Let me just say, looking at Brother Bo's expression just now, what he said is not a good thing to say. He actually called me stupid, damn~"
"What's the matter, Xiao Yuezi, are you not convinced? Say it in Cantonese if you are not convinced."
Huang Bo said with a smile, "A real man must have the courage to defeat others in the same way! Unless you are not a man!"
"Good guy! It's the first time someone dared to provoke me like this! I really can't bear to say that."
Yue Yunpeng pretended to be serious, then looked at Bai Shun and said, "Xiaobai, teach me a word of Cantonese, I'll scold Brother Bo to death!"
"Li Zhen is a monkey, hey handsome (you are so handsome)."
Bai Shun said lightly.
"Pfft~!"
Huang Bo burst out laughing.
"No, why is he laughing?"
Yue Yunpeng's small eyes were dazed.
"I think Brother Bo should laugh at you. You can't learn." Bai Shun said seriously.
"Damn it! Uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it, can't I learn it? Have you heard of the 'learning' of cross talk 'speaking, learning and singing'?"
Yue Yunpeng felt that he was offended, so he turned around and shouted to Huang Bo, "Li Zhen is a monkey, hey pretty boy!"
"Pfft! Hahaha..."
Huang Bo couldn't help laughing.
Still laughing?
Yue Yunpeng's brows and eyes twitched again and again, could it be that I didn't learn well?
"Li Zhen is a monkey, hey pretty boy!"
"Hi monkey, pretty boy!"
"Monkey hi handsome boy!"
Yue Yunpeng spoke loudly again and again, and Huang Bo almost lost his breath from laughing.
On the Internet, netizens who understand Cantonese are all laughing like crazy!
【Hahaha!Killing me! 】
[Who, please tell me that if you scold me in the future, I will never retaliate, haha! 】
[Xiao Yueyue is so cute, puff~! 】
【Haha, Bai Shun is a devil, he unknowingly tricked Xiao Yueyue again. 】
[Yue Yunpeng didn't know that he fell into a pit, but now he keeps saying to Huang Bo, "Li Zhen is a monkey, hey handsome boy", I'm dying of laughter! 】
[I don't know if Xiao Yueyue will vomit three liters of blood in anger when he knows the truth. (#笑哭)]
[No, let me take it easy, my stomach hurts from laughing. 】
Soon, other viewers watching the live broadcast understood after explaining that what Bai Shun said was actually not a curse, but a compliment.
There is nothing wrong with this sentence itself.
The key point is that Yue Yunpeng was going to scold people, but Bai Shun tricked him into complimenting others. Yue Yunpeng himself didn't know it, and the "aggressiveness" on his face was enough to make a huge laugh.
There was a sudden burst of laughter on the Internet.
The show scene.
The executive director also knows a little Cantonese, so he held back at first, but later, Yue Yunpeng's menacing behavior was so funny that he couldn't help but burst out laughing!
"Ok?"
Yue Yunpeng raised his eyebrows, wiped his saliva, glanced sideways at the executive director, and asked suspiciously, "Why are you laughing?"
"No, nothing."
The executive director held back a smile and waved his hand.
"No, Xiaobai, haven't I learned well?"
Yue Yunpeng looked at Bai Shun.
"No, you've learned very well. If you don't believe me, ask Brother Bo, if he is convinced now."
Bai Shun said with a light smile.
"Brother Bo, are you convinced, Li Zhen is a monkey, hey pretty boy!"
Yue Yunpeng stared at Huangbo again.
"I'm done, I'm done."
Huang Bo smiled and raised his hands to admit defeat.
People say so loudly that you are so handsome, how can he refuse to accept it?
"Small sample~ Although I only know this sentence in Cantonese, it's more than enough to hang you!"
Having won the victory, Yue Yunpeng narrowed his small eyes triumphantly, and glanced at Huang Bo, his face full of embarrassment.
"Wait a minute, my mouth is dry as I said just now, drink some water first."
Seeing the water dispenser in front of the reception room, Yue Yunpeng walked over as he said that, with swaggering steps, full of victorious attitude.
this will.
Zhen Peipei, An Youke and the girls all surrounded her.
"No, Li Zhen is a monkey, hey pretty boy, what does this sentence really mean? Is it really a curse? How can I see that Teacher Huang Bo is so laughing that he can't straighten up?"
Zhen Peipei asked in a low voice.
"No, Xiaobai was teasing Xiaoyueyue. This sentence actually meant to praise me for being handsome."
Huang Bo said with a smile.
"Pfft~!"
An Youke's daughter burst out laughing.
I lost~
It turned out to be like this, no wonder Huang Bo can't laugh, everyone can't laugh.
"Bai Shun, you are really bad."
An Youke smiled coquettishly and gave Bai Shun an arm with her jade hand.
Liu Xian'er also covered her mouth and chuckled, and glanced at Bai Shun.
Zhen Peipei couldn't laugh or cry, she didn't know what to say, but let's not talk about it, this show is broadcast, the variety show effect is full!
It is estimated that the audience who watched the live broadcast online are all laughing.
soon.
Yue Yunpeng came back after drinking water. He looked at the faint smiles when everyone looked at him suspiciously. He was very puzzled and even touched his face.
"Hey, what's the situation with you guys? Is there something you're hiding from me? Or... I am so funny?"
"No, we just think that little Yueyue, your taunting attitude just now was too handsome."
An Youke said with a cute smile.
"really?"
Yue Yunpeng grinned.
"real."
Liu Xian'er nodded silently.
"Haha, calm down, I want to be low-key, low-key, understand."
Yue Yunpeng immediately smiled and shook his hands pretending to be modest.
Everyone who knew the truth nearly burst into tears laughing.
"Okay, okay, let's listen to Bai Shun's story."
Now, An You still remembered this matter, so she said it in a charming voice.
"Okay, since I just had a good time and suppressed Brother Bo, let Xiaobai do the rest of the limelight. Don't let us down with the story you tell."
Yue Yunpeng patted Bai Shun on the shoulder with great satisfaction.
Everyone sat around, waiting for the 7-seater SUV to come over, while watching Bai Shun tell the story of the original novel expectantly.
See here.
Bai Shun didn't refuse, and after thinking about it, he spoke slowly.
"This novel, I named it "God-Level Recovery System Instant Upgrade 999", it is a fantasy system novel.
All right.
I started talking.
【"..."
Su Ba was awakened by the noisy chirping of sparrows in his head!
He suddenly sat up from the bed, raised his head and looked around!
As a series of complicated memories suddenly flooded into his mind, a trace of surprise gradually appeared in Su Ba's eyes!
"I... this is time-traveling?"
Traveled to the Xuantian Continent, a world where martial arts are the most important..."]
Originally, everyone still listened to the novel with an inquiring mind, but unknowingly, as Bai Shun's warm and magnetic voice gradually deepened into the content of the story, everyone quietly became addicted to it.
Everyone in the celebrity tour group is like this, the executive director and staff of the program group next to it are like this, and so are the countless viewers watching the live broadcast online.
The novel stories that Bai Shun narrated on the spot were completely different from those with sound. They were not read in a bland way, but narrated with great emotion.
The daily warmth, the tension of conflicts, the sweet atmosphere of love, etc., are all expressed skillfully by Bai Shun. Its environment is so intoxicated that I can't extricate myself.
unconsciously.
More than 40 minutes passed. As an employee from Nanhu TV came outside and said that the 7-seater SUV rented by the tour group had arrived, Bai Shun stopped talking.
"Okay, the car is here, we should set off."
Bai Shun smiled lightly and stood up.
what? !
So fast? !
Huang Bo and others came back from their addiction and felt a little surprised.
They thought that only a short period of time had passed, but to their surprise, it had been tens of minutes.
"Xiaobai, you can do it, this novel is very good! I was fascinated after listening to it."
Huang Bo stood up, looked at Bai Shun and said with a smile.
"It's okay." Bai Shun nodded.
"Bai Shun, Bai Shun, we're going to the car later, can you tell us about it? What is the special dog food for Xiaotian dogs? Is it true that Xiaotian dogs will come over?"
An Youke held Bai Shun's clothes corner with her small hand, blinking her beautiful eyes curiously.
"Secret."
Bai Shun shrugged, and then strode towards the door of the reception room.
"Hmph, big bastard! Stop for me!"
An Youke's pretty face froze, then she stomped her little feet angrily, and hurriedly chased after her.
(End of this chapter)
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