Big stars, start with the routine of national anti-fraud

Chapter 66 The victims collapsed!
Xihang City Auditorium, backstage.

It is now 1.15pm.

Bai Shun stood inside, looked at the other anti-fraud team members, and said with a smile.

"Everyone, all 183 victims have arrived, and we have listened to their bragging for a quarter of an hour. Next, what should we do, everyone knows?"

"Haha, I know I know!"

"Damn, I've been waiting for so long, and this is the moment I've been waiting for!"

"Let them be arrogant, let them be arrogant! It's time for them to recognize the reality, hahaha!"

Wang Dong, Police Officer Mei and others laughed excitedly.

For today's show, they didn't wear police uniforms, and under Bai Shun's excellent makeup skills, they slightly changed their appearance to ensure that the victims would not recognize them for a while!

Haha, this effect is what I want!

"Okay, let's go together!"

Bai Shun waved his hand with a smile, "Let them know how powerful our anti-fraud program team is!"

"Hahahaha, let's go!"

A group of people couldn't wait a long time ago. Upon hearing Bai Shun's words, they immediately pushed open the backstage door and rushed out in a hurry.

this time.

In the auditorium, the voices of the victims chatting also decreased, and everyone seemed a little absent-minded.

No, it's already been 15 minutes past one o'clock in the afternoon, not to mention that the lecturer hasn't come yet, why their goddess hasn't arrived yet.

Although even if the goddess was half an hour late, they would not complain, but they felt a little anxious, and couldn't help but took out their mobile phones, wanting to send a message to their goddess, asking where they were.

But this time.

In front of everyone in various areas, a figure appeared one after another.

The victims looked up and saw the tall and thick man in front of them. Especially when they found that this man was looking at them with a smile on his face, they were a little bit deceived.

"No, who are you?"

"Are you here for the lecture too?"

"Sorry, there is someone here, you can find a vacant seat yourself."

Many victims waved their hands impatiently. They thought their goddess had arrived, but they were a big bastard. Who cares about you!
"hey-hey."

Who knew that the big man in front of the victims didn't leave, but instead smiled, looked at the crowd and said, "Are you all waiting for someone?"

"What are you doing? What does it have to do with us waiting for you~!"

"That is to say, today is a lecture on gender emotions. If I don't come with girls, I will come alone, silly!"

"Let's go, don't talk to me, and I feel a little sick to see you smiling for Laozi Mao."

Many victims frowned and said in a hurry.

A group of big men still didn't leave. Hearing this, he raised his eyebrows and smiled meaningfully.

"Everyone, are you waiting for Mengmeng?"

For a while, 'Tongtong', 'Yueyue' and other girls' names rang out from various areas.

I go? !
As soon as these words came out, many victims stared at each other and almost blurted out.

"Hey, who are you, how do you know I'm waiting for Mengmeng (Tongtong, Yueyue...)?"

what.

No.

After the victims spoke out, they were immediately confused when they found that the people around them seemed to have the same name as the person they were waiting for.

"No, bro, what did you just say??"

"Are you waiting for Mengmeng? Which Mengmeng?"

"I still want to ask you, what the fuck! Mengmeng is my goddess, okay?"

"Fuck! Can your cuteness compare to mine?"

"Are you waiting for Tongtong too? No, did you make a mistake?!"

"You are the wrong sister! Tongtong almost agreed to be my girlfriend, would I be wrong?!"

The brains of all the victims were still a little overwhelmed, and there was a lot of noise at the scene.

"Quiet! Quiet!"

Wang Dong and the others yelled a few words loudly, calming down the scene again. The victims immediately looked back at the big man in front of their respective areas, and many of them frowned.

"No, who the hell are you!"

who am I?
Hey hey hey hey hey~
At this moment, Wang Dong and the others couldn't help laughing badly.

In the third area, the station is the police officer Mei.

At this moment, he looked at the sixty victims in front of him, gave them a coquettish wink, then stretched out his finger and bit his lip, and said in a coquettish tone.

"Hey, I'm so cute. I don't recognize her so quickly~"

quiet!
Very quiet!
360-degree spiral quiet!

The moment Wang Dong and the others revealed their identities to the victims in front of them, the voices of the whole world seemed to disappear!

All the victims opened their eyes wide open, their mouths opened exaggeratedly, and their minds went blank at this moment!
Lying. Groove!
Can you imagine how it would feel when a big, tall, and thick guy opposite you, some wearing summer shorts and showing hairy legs, said in a delicate tone that he was the goddess in his mind? !
This horse is so blind!
This damn view has been completely shattered!

In the hearts of all the victims, their goddess either appeared in front of them in a long skirt, beautiful and cute, or appeared in front of them in a shirt and hot pants, youthful, but suddenly a man with more leg hair than themselves appeared. , What the hell is riding a horse? !
After a while of silence, a victim stood up suddenly and shouted in disbelief.

"Damn it, it's impossible! How could my goddess look like this? I've even watched the video. It can't be you!"

A word to wake up the dreamer!

This voice immediately woke up many victims, and then they looked at the man in front of them and cursed!
"Damn it! Where did that whistle come from! Get away from me!"

"Look at you, you look like a three-ass cannon, and you're still cute, are you a cute little girl?!"

"Mom, believe it or not, I'll give you earwax and it will hurt your body!"

"Believe it or not, I broke your dog's leg with a cannonball!"

"Why are you so messed up? I'll be mad at you!"

"..."

There was a burst of cursing at the scene, and all the victims were very angry!

Can you not be angry!
Come a big man and say that he is the object of your crush, TM is you, can you bear it? !

He didn't beat anyone on the spot, so he was of high quality!

Looking at the angry crowd, Wang Dong and the others felt joy in their hearts, but they still asked with a pretentious expression on their faces.

"Hey, don't you believe me?"

"Believe it? Believe it, your sister! Leave quickly, or I'll beat you up, do you believe it?!"

The victims are angry!

"Oh, how can you not believe it, it hurts so much~"

Wang Dong and the others covered their chests in front of each victim and began to take out evidence one by one.

"Here, are you Ah Huang? You said that you would be with him for the rest of your life. Did you forget?"

"Hi, you're Awei, right? Didn't you say that your boss always farts at work, and it's so stinky, you want to give him a big mouth?"

"Ale, didn't you brag to me that you can pee three feet against the wind, what's the matter, do you want to perform it live?"

"You like to snore when you sleep~"

"You're not used to sleeping alone and want to find someone to accompany you, right?"

"..."

Good guy!
This series of real chat records was told by Wang Dong and the others, and the victims were directly confused!

this moment!
Even if he is a fool, he probably knows that the people in front of him are the goddesses he has a crush on!
"Yuck~"

Thinking about the nasty things I said to Wang Dong and the others, many victims had stomach acid and retched on the spot!

Another group of people stand up and run away~!

I'll wipe it, don't run away now, stay and make fun!

However, the victims wanted to run away, but Wang Dong and the others still didn't agree, just kidding, people ran away, what should I do with the recording of the program, now it's the perfect material!

For the sake of the show's effect, they worked hard and completely eliminated the characters.

present.

Wang Dong and other anti-fraud center personnel felt wind at their feet and quickly chased after him, pulling and pulling while chasing.

"Hey, brother, what are you running for? You're already here, why don't you sit down for a while and have a good chat with him. Don't you still have a lot of love to tell him?"

Police officer Mei stopped a middle-aged man in his thirties and said shyly.

I ride a horse!
Say you a hammer!

The middle-aged man was trembling with nausea and waving his arms wildly, "Ah! Let me go! You pervert!"

Wang Dong stopped the two young men, winked wildly, and said with a smile.

"My dears, let's have a kiss together~"

"Ouch~!"

The two young men couldn't take it anymore, and really vomited it out.

"Good brother, don't run~"

"Ah! Help!"

Good guy, someone is calling for help~!

The scene was a little chaotic all of a sudden!
No.

The fat boss with one person and one area twitched his brows. Looking at this scene, he had a vague premonition.

I'm going. It's not a good place to stay here for a long time. He thinks it's better to go out first.

But he just stood up.

suddenly.

A small figure appeared in front of him.

The fat boss saw that he was a seven or eight-year-old kid in his early one meter.

"Little devil, what are you doing? Go aside."

The fat boss frowned, and was about to run away from the little kid in front of him.

"Oh dear, don't you want to see me, I'm here~" Hu Tutu blinked and said.

"you……"

The fat boss’s eyes widened at that moment, and an incredible thought came to his mind. He was shocked and said, “Don’t tell me you are the goddess Tutu when you are riding a horse?!”

"Yes, I am Tutu."

Hu Tutu twisted his waist, cast a wink at the fat boss, then put down one side of his pants, touched his thigh with his small hand, and said shyly.

"Honey, didn't you say my beautiful legs are sexy and you want to touch them, come on, do you want to touch them?"

"Pfft~!"

The fat boss felt his eyes go dark on the spot, and almost spit out a mouthful of old blood!

"What's the matter, honey, can you touch it~!"

Touch your uncle!
The fat boss trembled with anger, and then collapsed!

"Ah, I'm stupid, I want to return the product! I want to return the product! Ahhhhhh!"

crazy!

At this moment on the scene, I don't know how many victims have gone crazy!
The promised female online dating partner will either become a big man or a little devil. How can one hit him so badly that Thomas will spiral into the sky in place!

but.

Compared with other areas, there is actually another area where the victims are relatively more stable, and that is Area No. [-].

Although each of their faces was full of surprise and uncertainty, they still had somewhat human-like expressions.

After all, in front of them, there is no big man or kid who comes out to admit that he is his goddess.

"I'm going, it's so dangerous, I almost thought that my goddess has also become a big man and a little devil."

The young man Zhang He patted his chest and was very happy.

"That's right, but what's going on with this horse riding? Why is it a bit weird?"

Zhang Goudan, a big dark man, was overjoyed, but his face was full of bewilderment.

The same is true for other people in Area [-]. They don't understand what happened at all. Didn't they come to listen to the lecture carefully? Why did it suddenly become a place where ghosts cry and wolves howl?
and also.

Why are so many of them waiting for Goddess Shun Shun?

what.

and many more.

IQ may be blocked, but it will come eventually.

For a while, the victims in the No. [-] area were blinded for a while, and then gradually realized something. They took a closer look at the figures and appearances of Wang Dong and the others not far away, and then their eyes widened~ !

Lying... Lying. Groove!
This Nima...

"You are not from the program team of the Anti-Fraud Center of Xihang City!"

With a loud shout, it spurted out from the mouth of the big black man Zhang Goudan!

Then, the originally chaotic scene over there suddenly became much quieter.

The other victims looked at each other, not waiting for them to speak.

"That's right, we are indeed from the program team of the Anti-Fraud Center of Xihang City, hell, some of you have finally reacted!"

As a warm and slightly magnetic voice sounded at the scene, then everyone saw two people walking towards the direction of the back door of the auditorium.

Walking in the front was a young man of medium height with fair skin and a pair of dead fish eyes, and behind him was a heroic short-haired beauty in a police uniform.

Got it!
In fact, there is no need to look at Qin Xuewei who is wearing a police uniform at the back, just seeing Bai Shun with the iconic dead fish eyes appearing, everyone is suddenly stunned!
This ride is real!

They were deceived by the anti-fraud center program team again!

Isn't this guy the stinky and shameless show host, Bai Shun?
"Bai Shun...Shunshun...ah this..."

The young man Zhang He's IQ was online, he muttered a few words, suddenly looked up at Bai Shun, and said in a panic, "You...you can't just play Shun Shun..."

"Yes, Ahe, you know?"

Bai Shun looked at Zhang Hedao with a smile.

"what!"

Zhang He yelled, with tears streaming down his face, "Wori, you are taking the bamboo shoots! It's amazing to catch a group of us~ I thought my spring was coming, but I didn't expect... woo woo woo..."

"Hahaha!"

Wang Dong came over at this moment, looked at the crowd and smiled.

"Didn't you clamor before that you wouldn't be cheated again? You clamored, you still want to fight our anti-fraud program team? What's the matter, now you know how good we are!"

All the victims who knew the truth were in tears.

This Nima~
The dog program group is too frankly damaged~!

But I was angry in my heart, but my face was blushing, and I was speechless!

Indeed, the flag set before was too absolute!

Swearing that he would never be deceived, good guy, he has already entered other people's trap and said pretending to be coercive, which is really a bit of a slap in the face!

"No, we are the material for this episode of the show again?"

The swarthy man Zhang Goudan raised his head and asked unlovingly.

"Yes, congratulations."

Bai Shun said with a smile.

Congratulations, sir!

Everyone almost scolded their mothers, the planning of this dog show was definitely created by Bai Shun, everyone couldn't wait to punch Bai Shun's smiling face on the spot to vent their hatred!
Laugh, let me laugh for you!
Of course, I really don’t dare to think about it.

joke!

Didn't they see the beautiful short-haired police officer behind Bai Shun staring at them? If they dared to make a move and didn't hit Bai Shun, they would have already suffered disaster!

This woman is terrible!

So far, all the victims have deep memories of Qin Xuewei's move to blow everyone away, and the sharp eyes when she reprimanded them!

"Okay, everyone, go back to your original position and sit down. Now that you're here, the process will be over."

Bai Shun clapped his hands, smiled and ordered many victims.

have to.

All the victims knew that according to the usual practice, the program was recorded to the last moment, and after the deception was exposed, they had to be taught again.

Unlucky!
Really unlucky!
Forget it, just go to class once and come again for the second time.

"My mother, after this time, I will never trust any strangers!"

The swarthy man returned to his seat and sat down with a black line on his head.

The last time the show aired, he was laughed to death by his family. This time it's better, it's over, Barbie Q again!
"No, Mr. Bai Shun, I have a request here..."

At this time, a fat hand was raised, Bai Shun looked over, it was the fat boss.

"what happened?"

"Uh ~ That is, the show was broadcast. Can you give me a mosaic ~ What about me, the mother of the mother and the tiger at home is not good.

The fat boss scratched his head in embarrassment.

"Mr. Bai Shun, make a mosaic for me too~"

A middle-aged man wearing glasses also sneered, "My wife is also very strict..."

"And I!"

"I!"

Good guy, there are more than 20 voices at once, it seems that the status in the family is clear at a glance!

"Okay, I understand."

Bai Shun smiled, and agreed. It is already embarrassing enough to deceive others, and it is really unjustifiable to let them go back and be beaten.

soon.

Wang Dong and the others also went to take off their make-up, put on their prepared police uniforms and came over.

Next, there is a formal and serious anti-fraud class.

Wang Dongbalabala spoke for less than half an hour, and selected a few victims as representatives to give speeches and conclusions after class.

Finally, half an hour later, the class was over, and many victims also breathed a sigh of relief!

Of course, according to the usual practice, everyone worked so hard to cooperate with them to make the show. According to Bai Shun's request, Wang Dong still reimbursed everyone's travel expenses, and then everyone got 1000 yuan in compensation. As for the money that was cheated, it was naturally the same way. Returned.

Many victims left, and their voices could be faintly heard from outside the door.

"His sister, after I go back, I'm going to download the National Anti-Fraud APP and watch all kinds of scams. Damn, I'll be ripped apart if I'm cheated again, and I'll be teased again!"

"Me too. As the saying goes, nothing matters more than three times. I have to avoid even the third time. It's so embarrassing!"

"Looking like this, we really look like fools. If we are deceived again, we will never be able to hold our heads up in this life!"

"But let me tell you, it's mainly that stinky and shameless Bai Shun. This girl is too bad. God knows how he came up with such a perverted scam. There is no such thing on the market!"

"Yeah, let me see, this guy is the biggest liar. Let the anti-fraud police catch him and everything will be fine!"

"If other liars are half as good as that Bai Shun, I'm afraid the people of our country will lose a huge amount of wealth!"

"But fortunately, we were not really deceived, otherwise, we would have lost all our money!"

"Yes, yes, but I feel that after being deceived by that Bai Shun, my IQ has increased. I am afraid that ordinary liars will not be able to deceive me, hahaha!"

"Hahahaha! Makes sense!"

"..."

In the auditorium, listening to the communication voices of many victims, Wang Dong and others nodded in relief. These people finally know how to be ashamed, and finally understand the awareness of anti-fraud. So stupid, they can't even carry it.

"Xiaobai, next, I will arrange editing to edit the video."

Wang Dong looked at Bai Shun and said with a smile, "We took a long time to record this episode, and we will try to cut it out within three days!"

"Well, then I'll leave it to Director Wang."

Bai Shun stretched his waist, "Finally I can rest well for a few days."

Police officer Mei rubbed his chin, "I don't know how this show will react after it airs, we must work hard, we all performed so 'coquettishly'."

"Haha, I don't think it's worse than Qin Shihuang's money scam. It's definitely popular!"

Officer Liu said with a smile.

"However, I'm really looking forward to the big hit last time!" Wang Dong clicked his tongue.

"It depends on luck."

Bai Shun shook his head and smiled faintly, "Big hits are hard to come by. There are so many people and so many teams posting videos every day, and there are only a dozen or so hits. The competition is too great. Our works are good, and other people's works are not good." Bad!"

The crowd nodded.

There are many large Internet celebrity companies in China that specialize in video, and a large number of high-quality professional teams are not necessarily inferior to them.

If you want to be a big hit, in addition to excellent video quality, you also need to rely on a little luck to get the favor of Douyin System!

"Okay, that's it, let's disperse."

After Wang Dong and others tidied up the equipment, they said hello and left.

Originally, Bai Shun was going to leave with Qin Xuewei and Hu Tutu. At this time, a phone call came.

Bai Shun saw that it belonged to his mother.

"What's the matter with mom calling at this time? Oh, tomorrow is her birthday. Is this to remind me in advance?"

In the past, this guy often forgot his parents' birthdays, but now that Bai Shun's soul has passed through, he naturally won't forget it. With a smile, Bai Shun answered the phone.

But Bai Shun couldn't fix the first sentence after answering the phone.

"Son, good news, good news! A girl is willing to go on a blind date with you!"

What the hell?Blind date? !

Bai Shun was stunned.

On the side, Qin Xuewei suddenly paused when she heard the voice on the phone!
(End of this chapter)