Master of the Worlds
Chapter 196 The 7-color Pipi Pig Who Stands the Flag
Chapter 196 The Seven-Colored Pipi Pig Who Stands the Flag
Monkey takes leave.
Whether it's because he doesn't know how to deal with it or he actually goes on a date, he has left the team temporarily anyway.
Although the team of the Westward Journey lacked the warrior Monkey, the westward journey would not be delayed.
He watched the two leave, looked at Zhuzhu, who was sulking because he couldn't say a word, and looked at Xiao Bailong, who was watching the excitement with his arms folded.
After some thought, Mufeng stretched out his hand and pointed at Zhuzhu.
Then, Zhuzhu was horrified to find that his whole pig had evolved uncontrollably. The pig-headed monster that was just fine, or the pig-headed monster that turned into a spirit from a domestic pig, uncontrollably transformed into a mini wild boar.
The skin of this mini wild boar is colorful, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple. Looking from a distance, an uninformed person might think it is a pig-head-shaped rainbow.
Without giving Zhuzhu time to cry, Mufeng sat on Zhuzhu with his feet off the ground and patted Zhuzhu's head.
"Colorful Pipi Pig, let's go!"
Upon hearing this, Zhuzhu, who was about to complain to Mu Feng, started walking uncontrollably.
The four masters and apprentices walked out of the deserted village and stood outside the village, looking at the dead air above the deserted village, Mu Feng kindly expelled all the dead air.
Maybe ten years, maybe a hundred years, maybe a thousand years.
Without the erosion of death, this deserted village will eventually reappear with vitality.
Tens of thousands of years later, a new village may appear here, but the people at that time would not know that once, there was a team that existed in their legends, and once here, a team that wanted to rob The ghosts of their world.
"It is said that your ancestors had a rake, and the fortune teller said that he was born with a peach blossom."
"When I see a beautiful girl, I laugh and laugh, I don't blush, I don't get scared."
Riding a colorful Pippi pig, Mufeng hummed a beautiful song, walking on the road to the west.
Underneath, the pig that became a mount again, listening to the song that Mufeng wrote specially for him, the whole forehead, the whole pig was moved to tears.
"Master, my old pig has some immature suggestions, I don't know if I should say it or not!" Zhuzhu walked west uncontrollably, but turned his head and said to Mufeng.
"Being a teacher is very democratic. If you have any good suggestions, you can give them. But since you feel that the suggestions are immature, then don't talk about them."
Rejecting Zhuzhu's words, Mufeng continued to hum his own song leisurely. At the same time, for some unknown purpose, he secretly observed the movements of the monkey who asked for leave to return home with the magic technique of mirroring the world.
In the void in front of Zhuzhu and Mufeng, a light curtain like an 89-inch LCD TV screen appeared, in which the 3D imaging dynamics of the monkey and the girl Xiaobai were playing in real time.
"Brother Monkey, this is your Huaguo Mountain. It's just as beautiful as in my memory!"
Standing in front of the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, looking around at the beautiful scenery of Huaguo Mountain, the girl showed a fascinated look on her face.
"No matter how beautiful Huaguo Mountain is, it is not as beautiful as you!" This scene immediately made Zhuzhu go crazy, and he blurted out a sentence without thinking.
However, as soon as the words fell, Mu Feng, who turned into a voyeur, slapped him on the head, "Zhuzhu, although sex is your innate attribute, but you must always remember, a friend's wife, don't be bullied."
"Miss Xiaobai has a fierce fight with your elder brother, and you still can't forget it here. Do you think you are worthy of your elder brother's care for you?"
Hearing Mufeng's reprimand, Zhuzhu didn't dare to talk back on his face, but he couldn't help but slander him in his heart.
"Obviously it was the little white girl that my old pig fell in love with first, and it was my old pig who carried her all the way here, but in the end, she was untied by that stinky monkey.
Moreover, how did that monkey treat me well?If it wasn't for that stinky monkey, my old pig would still be my door-to-door uncle in Gao Laozhuang! "
His IQ is lower than the average of the scripture learning team, and only higher than that of the bearded pig named "666". Once again, he made a principled mistake.
That is, don't slander when Mu Feng lectures, because this voyeur not only has a hobby of peeping at other people's pictures, but also has the habit of using mind reading skills on the reprimanded target during lectures.
So, poor Zhuzhu, the slander in his heart was once again completely and completely detected by Mufeng.
"Piggy, good job, your mental activity just now was relayed to your elder brother verbatim by the teacher association.
As a teacher, I am very much looking forward to you and your senior brother putting on a big drama of loving each other and killing each other for the sake of little white girl.
For our Journey to the West team, the usual programs are too monotonous. The real-life PK between you and your big brother every day can be used as a repertoire in the team, once every morning, afternoon and evening! "
As he said that, he seemed to think of that wonderful scene, and Mu Feng couldn't help but nodded, as if he was happy that he had found a new activity again.
"Gollum!"
Hearing Mufeng's words, Zhuzhu swallowed subconsciously, thinking of the scene Mufeng described, Zhuzhu couldn't help shivering.
Play real PK with that plagued monkey?Or is it a repertoire that is performed once in the morning, lunch and evening?
Does he think his life is too long, or does he feel that the pig's head will affect the appearance of the city, and he wants to reincarnate as soon as possible to get a good pregnancy?
He has seen with his own eyes the millions of heavenly soldiers who have been beaten by monkeys one by one with a stick, throwing off their helmets and armor.
He watched the monkey send some of the 28 constellations into reincarnation.
With his small body, if he really wanted to duel with the monkey, he doubted whether he could catch the opponent's punch without disintegrating.
"That." Swallowing his saliva again, Zhuzhu said with some fear, "Master, it's not my old pig who is talking behind his back, it's really that monkey's way of doing things that is so dishonest!
You see, if he likes Miss Xiaobai, he could have told me earlier. He didn’t say anything, and he asked me to carry him all the way. But in the end, he cut off his penis in advance. I am an old pig, am I wronged? "
Guilty looked around, and after making sure that the monkey was not hiding somewhere to eavesdrop, Zhuzhu became bolder and said again, "Master, it's not my old pig who is bragging, if you don't use force, just like the monkey Yes, compare me to chasing girls, my old pig will let him do it out of ten!"
Hearing Zhuzhu bragging, before Mufeng could respond, the bearded man who followed behind grabbed his lines first.
"Second Senior Brother 666, you are so powerful, how did you get thrown into a pig's womb when you flirted with Chang'e back then?"
Zhuzhu: "." I have a sentence that I don't know if I should say it or not.
Beard doesn't seem to have the slightest feeling for Zhuzhu's heart, and at this time he has no sense of being a salted fish that can call "666".
Seeing that Zhuzhu didn't speak, the bearded man asked again, "And Gao Laozhuang, second senior brother, you are so good at chasing girls, why did Gao Cuilan's parents ask a mage to take you in?"
The second brother: "." Bastard, do you have the consciousness of a salted fish?
"Lao Sha, if you want to say that, I really want to talk to you, Laozhu!"
As he said that, Zhuzhu took a little more footsteps and waited for the bearded man to come to a position next to him.
"Lao Sha, I'm not bragging about you, my brother, but about Fairy Chang'e, Laozhu, I was definitely not demoted to the mortal world for molesting her.
Fairy Chang'e and I are in love with each other, and we have a tacit understanding.
On that day, Laozhu, I went to the Guanghan Palace to attend the meeting. I don’t know where the Jade Emperor got the news that Fairy Chang’e invited me, Laozhu, to attend the appointment.
That old Jade Emperor, who is also a pervert, actually fell in love with my sister Chang'e secretly. After learning that Sister Chang'e liked me, Laozhu, the old Jade Emperor specially designed it, and in the name of molesting Fairy Chang'e, I was laid down in the mortal world.
Why do you think he was so decisive at the beginning, he didn't even dare to leave time for my old pig to say a word, so people threw me down, old pig?
He feels guilty! "
As he said that, Zhuzhu casually glanced at the bearded man, only to find that the bearded man was looking at him like an alien, and his eyes were full of deep distrust.
"Hey, what kind of eyes are you kidding?" Seeing that Lao Sha questioned his elaborately fabricated facts, Zhuzhu immediately became angry.
"I'm not bragging to you yet. Fairy Chang'e didn't say anything beforehand, but just talked about Gao Laozhuang. It's definitely not what you understand."
"At the beginning, I, the old pig, was framed by the Jade Emperor and fell into the mortal world and was thrown into a pig's womb by mistake. I, the old pig, killed the sow who gave birth to me and a group of brothers, escaped from the pigsty, and fled into the mountains.
After some practice, the old pig easily recovered his cultivation as a golden immortal, and reappeared in human form.
After wandering around in the world, Lao Zhu arrived at Gao Laozhuang, just in time for the senior official to hold a flowing banquet. At the banquet, the senior official saw that I, Old Zhu, was strong and had a big appetite, so he came over to talk to me.
After talking a lot, Lao Zhu didn't go to watch it carefully, but remembered that he seemed to say something unhappy, and he sighed after he finished speaking.
After sighing, the senior member said that he had a daughter named Cuilan.
I have heard many passages like this, and I know that his next sentence must be '[-] years old, not yet married. '
The owner said, "he is only twenty-eight years old and has not yet married." '
Lao Zhu understood what he meant, that was to betroth his daughter to Lao Zhu, and see her daughter was young, but beautiful as a flower, how could Lao Zhu have the heart to refuse.
It can be said that they begged Laozhu to do this uncle of Gao Laozhuang, but after knowing that Lao Zhu was a pig fetus, they turned their faces and refused to recognize anyone! "
Speaking here, Zhuzhu looked at the bearded man again, and saw that the bearded man still didn't believe it.
Looking at Xiaobailong, following behind with his arms folded together, as if he didn't listen to his words at all, Zhuzhu immediately felt even more upset.
"Big beard, don't you believe me, old pig, I'll leave my words aside today. I'm not the monkey's opponent when it comes to fighting, but when it comes to flirting with girls, ten monkeys are not my old pig's opponent!"
After setting the flag, Zhuzhu tilted his beard and asked, "Lao Sha, do you believe it or not?"
The bearded man shook his head, "I don't believe it!"
Pfft, pigs, spewing out a mouthful of old blood so breathlessly, buddies are trying so hard to pretend, you guys should cooperate at least!
Turning his head, Zhuzhu looked at Mu Feng, "Master, do you believe it?"
Hearing this, Mufeng didn't answer Zhuzhu's words, but instead asked the mirror in front of him, "Wukong, what do you think?"
Piggy: ".????" The black question mark face.
Before he could figure out what happened, the monkey said disdainfully in the mirror image in front of him, "This pig, besides bragging, what else is it capable of? My old grandson didn't see where he could trick him." Girls love it!"
After the words fell, the monkey turned his head chicly, and stopped looking at Zhuzhu, his contempt was beyond words.
Stimulated by the monkey's contempt, Zhuzhu didn't bother to think about what happened.
Two flames spewed out of its nose, Zhu Zhu glared at the monkey's back and shouted, "Dead Monkey, don't look down on Lao Zhu, believe it or not, I will chase two girls every minute to show you?"
"I don't believe it!" The monkey didn't look back.
"." Zhuzhu's body and mind were severely traumatized, and he looked back at Mufeng, "Master, my old pig wants a chance to prove himself!"
Hearing this, Mufeng stopped, looked at Zhuzhu's firm eyes, turned over and got off the colorful Pipizhu, breaking the seal on him.
"Go, Colorful Pippi Pig, I like you!"
Transforming into a human form again, Zhuzhu glared at the monkey fiercely, turned around and walked towards the side path, leaving everyone with a chic back.
When Zhuzhu's figure disappeared on the path, Mufeng rolled his eyes and saw a road sign on the path that Zhuzhu was heading towards.
There are three big characters written on it - Pingdingshan!
Three thousand and six, I gave 600+ more, isn't the author very awesome?Can the powerful author, Bacteria, weakly ask for a vote?
(End of this chapter)
Monkey takes leave.
Whether it's because he doesn't know how to deal with it or he actually goes on a date, he has left the team temporarily anyway.
Although the team of the Westward Journey lacked the warrior Monkey, the westward journey would not be delayed.
He watched the two leave, looked at Zhuzhu, who was sulking because he couldn't say a word, and looked at Xiao Bailong, who was watching the excitement with his arms folded.
After some thought, Mufeng stretched out his hand and pointed at Zhuzhu.
Then, Zhuzhu was horrified to find that his whole pig had evolved uncontrollably. The pig-headed monster that was just fine, or the pig-headed monster that turned into a spirit from a domestic pig, uncontrollably transformed into a mini wild boar.
The skin of this mini wild boar is colorful, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple. Looking from a distance, an uninformed person might think it is a pig-head-shaped rainbow.
Without giving Zhuzhu time to cry, Mufeng sat on Zhuzhu with his feet off the ground and patted Zhuzhu's head.
"Colorful Pipi Pig, let's go!"
Upon hearing this, Zhuzhu, who was about to complain to Mu Feng, started walking uncontrollably.
The four masters and apprentices walked out of the deserted village and stood outside the village, looking at the dead air above the deserted village, Mu Feng kindly expelled all the dead air.
Maybe ten years, maybe a hundred years, maybe a thousand years.
Without the erosion of death, this deserted village will eventually reappear with vitality.
Tens of thousands of years later, a new village may appear here, but the people at that time would not know that once, there was a team that existed in their legends, and once here, a team that wanted to rob The ghosts of their world.
"It is said that your ancestors had a rake, and the fortune teller said that he was born with a peach blossom."
"When I see a beautiful girl, I laugh and laugh, I don't blush, I don't get scared."
Riding a colorful Pippi pig, Mufeng hummed a beautiful song, walking on the road to the west.
Underneath, the pig that became a mount again, listening to the song that Mufeng wrote specially for him, the whole forehead, the whole pig was moved to tears.
"Master, my old pig has some immature suggestions, I don't know if I should say it or not!" Zhuzhu walked west uncontrollably, but turned his head and said to Mufeng.
"Being a teacher is very democratic. If you have any good suggestions, you can give them. But since you feel that the suggestions are immature, then don't talk about them."
Rejecting Zhuzhu's words, Mufeng continued to hum his own song leisurely. At the same time, for some unknown purpose, he secretly observed the movements of the monkey who asked for leave to return home with the magic technique of mirroring the world.
In the void in front of Zhuzhu and Mufeng, a light curtain like an 89-inch LCD TV screen appeared, in which the 3D imaging dynamics of the monkey and the girl Xiaobai were playing in real time.
"Brother Monkey, this is your Huaguo Mountain. It's just as beautiful as in my memory!"
Standing in front of the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, looking around at the beautiful scenery of Huaguo Mountain, the girl showed a fascinated look on her face.
"No matter how beautiful Huaguo Mountain is, it is not as beautiful as you!" This scene immediately made Zhuzhu go crazy, and he blurted out a sentence without thinking.
However, as soon as the words fell, Mu Feng, who turned into a voyeur, slapped him on the head, "Zhuzhu, although sex is your innate attribute, but you must always remember, a friend's wife, don't be bullied."
"Miss Xiaobai has a fierce fight with your elder brother, and you still can't forget it here. Do you think you are worthy of your elder brother's care for you?"
Hearing Mufeng's reprimand, Zhuzhu didn't dare to talk back on his face, but he couldn't help but slander him in his heart.
"Obviously it was the little white girl that my old pig fell in love with first, and it was my old pig who carried her all the way here, but in the end, she was untied by that stinky monkey.
Moreover, how did that monkey treat me well?If it wasn't for that stinky monkey, my old pig would still be my door-to-door uncle in Gao Laozhuang! "
His IQ is lower than the average of the scripture learning team, and only higher than that of the bearded pig named "666". Once again, he made a principled mistake.
That is, don't slander when Mu Feng lectures, because this voyeur not only has a hobby of peeping at other people's pictures, but also has the habit of using mind reading skills on the reprimanded target during lectures.
So, poor Zhuzhu, the slander in his heart was once again completely and completely detected by Mufeng.
"Piggy, good job, your mental activity just now was relayed to your elder brother verbatim by the teacher association.
As a teacher, I am very much looking forward to you and your senior brother putting on a big drama of loving each other and killing each other for the sake of little white girl.
For our Journey to the West team, the usual programs are too monotonous. The real-life PK between you and your big brother every day can be used as a repertoire in the team, once every morning, afternoon and evening! "
As he said that, he seemed to think of that wonderful scene, and Mu Feng couldn't help but nodded, as if he was happy that he had found a new activity again.
"Gollum!"
Hearing Mufeng's words, Zhuzhu swallowed subconsciously, thinking of the scene Mufeng described, Zhuzhu couldn't help shivering.
Play real PK with that plagued monkey?Or is it a repertoire that is performed once in the morning, lunch and evening?
Does he think his life is too long, or does he feel that the pig's head will affect the appearance of the city, and he wants to reincarnate as soon as possible to get a good pregnancy?
He has seen with his own eyes the millions of heavenly soldiers who have been beaten by monkeys one by one with a stick, throwing off their helmets and armor.
He watched the monkey send some of the 28 constellations into reincarnation.
With his small body, if he really wanted to duel with the monkey, he doubted whether he could catch the opponent's punch without disintegrating.
"That." Swallowing his saliva again, Zhuzhu said with some fear, "Master, it's not my old pig who is talking behind his back, it's really that monkey's way of doing things that is so dishonest!
You see, if he likes Miss Xiaobai, he could have told me earlier. He didn’t say anything, and he asked me to carry him all the way. But in the end, he cut off his penis in advance. I am an old pig, am I wronged? "
Guilty looked around, and after making sure that the monkey was not hiding somewhere to eavesdrop, Zhuzhu became bolder and said again, "Master, it's not my old pig who is bragging, if you don't use force, just like the monkey Yes, compare me to chasing girls, my old pig will let him do it out of ten!"
Hearing Zhuzhu bragging, before Mufeng could respond, the bearded man who followed behind grabbed his lines first.
"Second Senior Brother 666, you are so powerful, how did you get thrown into a pig's womb when you flirted with Chang'e back then?"
Zhuzhu: "." I have a sentence that I don't know if I should say it or not.
Beard doesn't seem to have the slightest feeling for Zhuzhu's heart, and at this time he has no sense of being a salted fish that can call "666".
Seeing that Zhuzhu didn't speak, the bearded man asked again, "And Gao Laozhuang, second senior brother, you are so good at chasing girls, why did Gao Cuilan's parents ask a mage to take you in?"
The second brother: "." Bastard, do you have the consciousness of a salted fish?
"Lao Sha, if you want to say that, I really want to talk to you, Laozhu!"
As he said that, Zhuzhu took a little more footsteps and waited for the bearded man to come to a position next to him.
"Lao Sha, I'm not bragging about you, my brother, but about Fairy Chang'e, Laozhu, I was definitely not demoted to the mortal world for molesting her.
Fairy Chang'e and I are in love with each other, and we have a tacit understanding.
On that day, Laozhu, I went to the Guanghan Palace to attend the meeting. I don’t know where the Jade Emperor got the news that Fairy Chang’e invited me, Laozhu, to attend the appointment.
That old Jade Emperor, who is also a pervert, actually fell in love with my sister Chang'e secretly. After learning that Sister Chang'e liked me, Laozhu, the old Jade Emperor specially designed it, and in the name of molesting Fairy Chang'e, I was laid down in the mortal world.
Why do you think he was so decisive at the beginning, he didn't even dare to leave time for my old pig to say a word, so people threw me down, old pig?
He feels guilty! "
As he said that, Zhuzhu casually glanced at the bearded man, only to find that the bearded man was looking at him like an alien, and his eyes were full of deep distrust.
"Hey, what kind of eyes are you kidding?" Seeing that Lao Sha questioned his elaborately fabricated facts, Zhuzhu immediately became angry.
"I'm not bragging to you yet. Fairy Chang'e didn't say anything beforehand, but just talked about Gao Laozhuang. It's definitely not what you understand."
"At the beginning, I, the old pig, was framed by the Jade Emperor and fell into the mortal world and was thrown into a pig's womb by mistake. I, the old pig, killed the sow who gave birth to me and a group of brothers, escaped from the pigsty, and fled into the mountains.
After some practice, the old pig easily recovered his cultivation as a golden immortal, and reappeared in human form.
After wandering around in the world, Lao Zhu arrived at Gao Laozhuang, just in time for the senior official to hold a flowing banquet. At the banquet, the senior official saw that I, Old Zhu, was strong and had a big appetite, so he came over to talk to me.
After talking a lot, Lao Zhu didn't go to watch it carefully, but remembered that he seemed to say something unhappy, and he sighed after he finished speaking.
After sighing, the senior member said that he had a daughter named Cuilan.
I have heard many passages like this, and I know that his next sentence must be '[-] years old, not yet married. '
The owner said, "he is only twenty-eight years old and has not yet married." '
Lao Zhu understood what he meant, that was to betroth his daughter to Lao Zhu, and see her daughter was young, but beautiful as a flower, how could Lao Zhu have the heart to refuse.
It can be said that they begged Laozhu to do this uncle of Gao Laozhuang, but after knowing that Lao Zhu was a pig fetus, they turned their faces and refused to recognize anyone! "
Speaking here, Zhuzhu looked at the bearded man again, and saw that the bearded man still didn't believe it.
Looking at Xiaobailong, following behind with his arms folded together, as if he didn't listen to his words at all, Zhuzhu immediately felt even more upset.
"Big beard, don't you believe me, old pig, I'll leave my words aside today. I'm not the monkey's opponent when it comes to fighting, but when it comes to flirting with girls, ten monkeys are not my old pig's opponent!"
After setting the flag, Zhuzhu tilted his beard and asked, "Lao Sha, do you believe it or not?"
The bearded man shook his head, "I don't believe it!"
Pfft, pigs, spewing out a mouthful of old blood so breathlessly, buddies are trying so hard to pretend, you guys should cooperate at least!
Turning his head, Zhuzhu looked at Mu Feng, "Master, do you believe it?"
Hearing this, Mufeng didn't answer Zhuzhu's words, but instead asked the mirror in front of him, "Wukong, what do you think?"
Piggy: ".????" The black question mark face.
Before he could figure out what happened, the monkey said disdainfully in the mirror image in front of him, "This pig, besides bragging, what else is it capable of? My old grandson didn't see where he could trick him." Girls love it!"
After the words fell, the monkey turned his head chicly, and stopped looking at Zhuzhu, his contempt was beyond words.
Stimulated by the monkey's contempt, Zhuzhu didn't bother to think about what happened.
Two flames spewed out of its nose, Zhu Zhu glared at the monkey's back and shouted, "Dead Monkey, don't look down on Lao Zhu, believe it or not, I will chase two girls every minute to show you?"
"I don't believe it!" The monkey didn't look back.
"." Zhuzhu's body and mind were severely traumatized, and he looked back at Mufeng, "Master, my old pig wants a chance to prove himself!"
Hearing this, Mufeng stopped, looked at Zhuzhu's firm eyes, turned over and got off the colorful Pipizhu, breaking the seal on him.
"Go, Colorful Pippi Pig, I like you!"
Transforming into a human form again, Zhuzhu glared at the monkey fiercely, turned around and walked towards the side path, leaving everyone with a chic back.
When Zhuzhu's figure disappeared on the path, Mufeng rolled his eyes and saw a road sign on the path that Zhuzhu was heading towards.
There are three big characters written on it - Pingdingshan!
Three thousand and six, I gave 600+ more, isn't the author very awesome?Can the powerful author, Bacteria, weakly ask for a vote?
(End of this chapter)
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