Master of the Worlds

Chapter 199 On the Feasibility of Debating with a Master with Speech Spiritual Art

I have to say that for narrow-minded people, when the narrow-minded disease occurs, it is really scary.

Especially, when this person is narrow-minded and has extremely terrifying strength, the degree of horror he brings is multiplied geometrically.

For example, Mufeng!
As a professional saint who has never regarded himself as a kind person, Mufeng has always been centered on self-feeling.

If you feel happy, everything is easy to say, but if you are unhappy, it is natural that someone will be unlucky.

In view of Zhuzhu's recent performance.

From the first time I made an opinion, I rode a wild boar and sang the song of the white dragon horse, to the later blatantly framing the guy, his big brother Sun Wukong, to the later turning into the image of Mufeng to flirt with girls.

All of this was recorded in the little black book by Mufeng.

So much so that, when the liquidation came, Zhuzhu understood what it means to burst into tears of regret.

On Pingdingshan, Zhuzhu, who was still dreaming of the dream of "silver-haired beauties bring their own pillows", drooled and followed King Yinjiao on a road of no return.

On the top of the mountain, after the pigs and the bearded man were separated, King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn conspired together and ordered their subordinates to set up two cauldrons.

There is no dispute about how to eat pigs, and both brothers decided to steam them.

And the big beard, in view of the nature of its salted fish, has a variety of ways to eat.

Therefore, whether it is steamed or braised in brown sauce, or even sweet and sour, or fried, the two brothers have a disagreement on these eating methods.

In the end, the two came together and decided to eat the pig first.

Time, to demons and gods, is indeed the least valuable thing.

As a result, Mu Feng just took a nap, and when he woke up again, two hours had passed.

What can you dare for two hours?

Two hours is enough for Mufeng to make up for a beauty sleep.

In two hours, the monkey took the little white girl around Huaguo Mountain and walked back and forth.

In two hours, Xiaobailong had already dug a big pit for Zhuzhu, and when the elder brother got back his skeleton, he could bury it into a luxurious new grave.

Well, don't ask why it's a skeleton instead of a corpse. After all, two hours have passed, and two hours have passed since he was captured by the monster. Where can there be any corpses left? A skeleton is not bad.

I really thought this was a filming of Journey to the West. The monsters caught the monks and locked them up and refused to eat them, waiting for the monkeys to rescue them?

So, in Xiaobailong's view, two hours is enough time for the monsters to have a full meal for the pigs.

"Hey pig, brother, I've done my best to you, who made you commit suicide?"

Looking at his meticulously carved tomb, Xiao Bailong nodded in satisfaction, thinking that this is the only thing he can do for Zhuzhu.

Two hours later, the monkey had brought the little white girl back from Huaguo Mountain to the pilgrimage team.

So, when Mufeng woke up from his nap, what he saw was the little white dragon who had just dug the grave, looking at him with the monkey and little white six pairs of eyes.

"What do you guys want to do?" Facing the unblinking gazes of the six people, Mu Feng made a frightened expression like a frightened little girl.

Everyone: "." Master, you really have had enough.

"Master, Zhuzhu and Lao Sha, we really don't care about it?" Ignoring Mufeng's mischief, Monkey asked his doubts.

He knew that his master was petty and had no integrity, but in his impression, it seemed that his master was never a deceiver who would trick people to death in one go!
Sure enough, after hearing what the monkey said, Mu Feng seemed to think of something suddenly, "I said, why do I feel that something is missing, it turns out that the pig and the beard are missing!"

Seeing a sudden realization on Mufeng's face, he suddenly grabbed the monkey's hand.

"Wukong, you are finally back. Both your second and third junior brothers were captured by monsters. You must rescue them!"

Monkey: "Master, it seems that they were taken away two hours ago. Don't you think it's too late for me to save them now?"

Looking at the anxiety on Mufeng's face, the shadow area in Houzi's heart is rapidly increasing.

Hearing the monkey's words, Mufeng showed panic on his face.

"What, it's been two hours?"

After the panic, Mufeng began to throw the pot away.

"Oh, Wukong, you said it's not good for you to ask for leave and go back to Huaguoshan when. You have to go back at this time. Look, after two hours of walking, your second junior brother is probably already familiar with it!"

monkey:"."

He wanted to ask, Master, do we have to wait for my old grandson to come back to save people?
However, after thinking about it, in the end he still kept this sentence in his heart, wisely he didn't ask it.

Because he knew that this question, the immoral master, had a thousand ways to make him speechless.

"So, let's save Zhuzhu and Beard now?"

Looking at Mufeng's monkey with big eyes and small eyes, Xiao Bailong interjected a word at the right time.

"Oh, why didn't you say it earlier, you were so busy throwing the pot away, you almost forgot about the business!"

Monkey: "." Master, is it really okay to speak out the filth in your heart so openly?
Xiao Bailong: "." If I'm not mistaken, this sentence is also throwing the blame!

"So, should we go save Zhuzhu now?" Looking at Mufeng, Xiao Bailong asked again.

"Now, you should be familiar with each other, right?" The girl who had been watching the conversation between the three masters and apprentices suddenly said this leisurely.

"Gollum!"

Hearing this, the three master and apprentice made a mouth-swallowing expression at the same time.

"So, shall we go to save the pigs?" The monkey repeated what the little white dragon said.

"Go! You have to go! Even if you don't come back, you have to bring back a piece of pork!" Mu Feng wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth with a righteous look on his face.

It was as if he was not the chief culprit who put the piggy pit into such a situation.

"So, pork is the point?"

Seeing Mufeng wiping his saliva, the other three thought in unison.

"Come on, Wukong, I'll leave it to you to save people!" He waved his hand to open a space passage and led the three of them in. When they appeared again, the four of them were already standing in front of the monster's cave in Jinjiaoyinjiao .

"So, if we can open a space channel, why don't we just appear next to the cauldron?"

Looking at Mu Feng who brought everyone to the gate of the monster's cave, Xiao Bailong had a strange expression on his face.

He had seen the cauldron used to cook pigs through Xuanguang Technique before.

"Cut," hearing Xiao Bailong's childish words, Mu Feng curled his lips in disdain.

"So, are gods as uneducated as you? That cauldron is kept in their own house, and we rashly appeared next to the cauldron without the owner's permission. That is entering someone's house without the owner's consent .

Breaking into a private house is against the rules of heaven! "

He glanced at Xiao Bailong contemptuously. Mufeng's expression was very similar to that of an illiterate who had a double doctorate and dropped out of school before graduating from kindergarten.

Xiaobailong: "." I don't read much, so don't lie to me. When did the heavenly rules say "no trespassing on private houses"?
at the same time.

"Ah!"

On the Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor, who was going to court, suddenly sneezed.

Seeing this, the immortals looked like they had seen a ghost. You, the majestic Jade Emperor, a quasi-sage, can actually sneeze?

"That." Seemingly aware of everyone's strange expressions, the Jade Emperor coughed in embarrassment, and explained, "Last night, a lunar jade rabbit broke into my bedroom by mistake while drunk.

I was accidentally infiltrated by Taiyin Qi, although it was removed in time, it still caused a little trouble, a little cold! "

After explaining, the Jade Emperor seemed to suddenly think of something, and then spoke.

"So, breaking into other people's homes without the owner's permission will indeed cause a lot of trouble. I have decided to add a new rule of law from now on: Anyone who breaks into a private house without permission will be punished with death!"

All the immortals: "."

Little White Dragon: "."

Sensing the rules of heaven and earth, a newly added sky bar in the heavenly court, Xiao Bailong felt speechless looking at the sky.

So, what kind of grievance is it to have a master who can change the world with just a word?

That kind of aggrievedness means that whatever he says, you are aggrieved and take it seriously.

Even if what he said is wrong, you have to feel right.

Because even if it is wrong, as long as he speaks out and agrees, this world will change to be right!

So, for him who is struggling, is the future doomed to be a tragedy where the debate can never be won?
Instead of mentioning this little episode, he said that after bringing the disciples to the cave of the two demon kings, Jinjiao and Yinjiao, Mufeng folded his arms and prepared to let the monkey save Zhuzhu, but he did not participate.

Obtaining Mufeng's order, the monkey stepped forward and called for battle.

"Monster, your grandpa grandpa has come out, obediently return my pork, bah, obediently return my second junior brother!"

With so much strength, the monkey slapped the door, and the whole mountain shook three times.

In the cave mansion, the two kings, Jinjiao and Yinjiao, naturally heard the monkey's yelling. Hearing the monkey's yelling, King Jinjiao panicked for a while.

"Oh, it's broken, it's broken! This monkey is actually on the mark. This monkey caused a disturbance in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago. What should we do? Why don't we just return that pig?"

The Silver Horn King was not happy when he heard this.

"Brother, how do you increase the ambition of others and destroy your prestige? No matter how powerful the monkey is, can it be more powerful than the master's magic weapon?

The reason why monkeys are scary is not because he has a powerful master, but even his master can't be unreasonable, right?
This matter is obviously our fault!It was the pig who begged us to eat him, and now that monkey has come to make trouble, and we have taken him, even his master can't say anything! "

Hearing his younger brother's words, the Golden Horn King also felt that it was reasonable, but why did he always have a feeling of uneasiness in his heart?
"But." Even though he agreed with his younger brother's words, King Golden Horn was still a little worried.

"Oh, my big brother, don't worry about it. Let's not say that the pig sent it to the door and begged us to eat it. Let's say that it has been cooked for two hours now. If we send it out, it can still be a pig. Perfect pig?
Anyway, little brother, I can already smell the aroma of meat! "

(End of this chapter)