Master of the Worlds
Chapter 205 Frying, Stir-frying, Stewing, and BBQ
Chapter 205 Frying, Stir-frying, Stewing, and BBQ
God what a pig!
Looking at his appearance that is no different from that of a young pig, Zhuzhu's heart is like a galloping horse at this moment.
And hearing Zhuzhu's suspicious words, Mufeng opened his mouth, but didn't say anything for a while.
Looking at Zhuzhu who seemed to have suddenly become smarter, Mufeng had a strange expression on his face.
Could it be that after changing his body, his IQ also increased?
"How is it possible? Is that the kind of person you are as a teacher? You are not a pig now. Your body is a chaotic beast among the four ancient evils. This is absolutely true!"
Suppressing the weird expression on his face, Mu Feng put on a deliberate calmness, explaining like this.
"But, why does the body of the Chaos Beast have the shape of a pig?" Piggy doesn't give up, is this any different from his original appearance?
"Then, has anyone told you that the Chaos Beast looks like a pig?" Mu Feng blinked and asked back.
Piggy: "." So, Master, when you say this, are you planning to die without any proof?
Anyway, Chaos Beast only exists in legends, and no one has seen it since the opening of the world, so, what do you say?
Even though the appearance of this Chaos Beast is like a pig, but... you say yes, is it right?
"So, the Chaos Beast in its juvenile stage looks a bit like a pig! Don't worry, when you enter the growth stage and adulthood, you will have different forms!"
As if comforting, Mu Feng said firmly.
Hearing this, Zhuzhu seemed to feel better, and nodded, accepting that he was still a pig.
"So, if there is no doubt, can we continue our journey?"
After Zhuzhu nodded, Mufeng asked.
Do pigs have the right to object?What a joke, how could such a democratic master as Mufeng give him the right to object.
So, no matter whether it was voluntary or forced, the new student Zhuzhu, who maintained the shape of a pig, took the humiliating image of a mount, and carried Mu Feng to the westbound road again.
Lili on the grass, one year and one withered.
Wild fire, in spring.
After leaving Pingdingshan, Taishang Laojun, who was following a strong fishy smell, looked at the endless grasslands around him, for some reason, such a strange poem burst out in his heart.
"Huh? Is it the spiritual resonance of a certain great poet traveling through time and space?"
Looking at the scene in front of him, Taishang Laojun muttered to himself in a low voice.
However, he naturally would not waste time worrying about such meaningless questions.
Besides, at this moment, he has more important things to do.
"Great Sage! The Great Sage really makes it easy for the poor to find!"
Looking down at the pilgrimage team setting up barbecue grills for a picnic on the grassland, Taishang Laojun couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth, hesitated for a long time, and still let his head fall.
"Huh? It's Laojun! Why are you looking for my old grandson?" The monkey who was controlling the flame of the barbecue, turning over a huge wolf carcass on the fire from time to time, asked casually after seeing the arrival of Taishang Laojun road.
"I've seen you, senior!" Falling from the sky, Taishang Laojun first bowed to Mufeng, and after Mufeng nodded with a smile, the old man turned his gaze to the monkey.
"The great sage is so elegant that he actually started a barbecue on this prairie. This wolf meat doesn't seem to be common!"
The Taishang Laojun, who was asking for others, did not directly express his intentions, but first praised a few words.
However, after boasting just now, looking at the whole wolf carcass on the barbecue stand, Taishang Laojun's eyes suddenly shrank.
"Wait, wait! Why does this wolf look familiar?"
"Old gentleman is also a fellow, the first time I saw this wolf, I thought he was delicious, so I remembered him.
Now, on the Westward Journey, we encountered him blocking the way again. It happened that our group was also a little hungry, so we killed him to fill our stomachs. By the way, I wanted to taste whether he was as delicious as I thought. "
Hearing Taishang Laojun said that the wolf looked familiar, but the monkey didn't answer, Mu Feng nodded, looked at Taishang Laojun approvingly, and said so.
Taishang Laojun: "." Damn it, why do I think it looks so familiar? Isn't this wolf the Kuimu wolf in 28 Constellations?
this product
How did this product get roasted?
Regarding Taishang Laojun's confusion, Zhuzhu, who was once a direct descendant, can solve his doubts.
Things have to start when they set off again.
After manifesting the body of the Chaos Beast and starting to drive again, Zhuzhu finally believed what Mufeng said. His new body was absolutely extraordinary.
If you want to ask why, it is naturally because, but in just a short moment, under his four short legs, he walked hundreds of miles and entered a prairie.
On the grassland, the feelings of Mufeng Literary and Artistic Youth burst out, and I always feel that this is a good place for barbecue.
So Mufeng once again launched the Dafa of fooling, and the target of fooling is naturally the new student Chaos Beast Zhuzhu who has become a mount.
"Pig, there are so many monsters on Xixing Road, and each of those monsters has already eaten your meat to achieve immortality. How do you feel about this?"
Zhuzhu: "." Mom sells batches, you still have the nerve to say this, so the legend, isn't it the gossip you released?
He was cursing in his heart, but Zhuzhu was calm on his face, "Master, that legendary pig is a sacred pig, a sacred pig that ate the Nine Transformations Golden Pill.
Now, the body of my old pig is a chaotic beast, and the body fused with the medicinal power of the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir has been eaten by you.
Naturally, they won't hit my old pig's idea again! "
Seeing that Zhuzhu was so calm, Mufeng continued to fool around, "What you said makes sense, but, what do you think is the difference between your current Chaos Beast body and a pig's appearance?"
Piggy: "."
"Moreover, compared to the Nine Turns Golden Pill, do you think Pangu's essence and blood will be more attractive?"
Piggy: "."
"Oh, poor Zhuzhu!" Seeing Zhuzhu speechless, Mufeng looked at him sympathetically, shook his head and sighed.
Piggy: "."
Topic, here it goes.
In the end, after Mu Feng conducted an argument lasting several thousand words, Zhu Zhu came to the following conclusion.
Conclusion [-]: Kindness to the enemy is cruelty to oneself.
Conclusion [-]: If you want not to be eaten, you must be so strong that no one dares to eat you
Conclusion [-]: As a Chaos Beast, the fastest way to become stronger is - an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth!
Well, in other words, instead of passively waiting for those monsters and ghosts to eat you, you should take the initiative to cook, fry, fry, stew, and roast all the monsters and ghosts that catch your attention along the way.
Under his Chaos Beast's innate skills, he will eat whatever he eats, and he will become stronger and stronger, so powerful that no demon dares to attack him.
As soon as this idea was born, Zhuzhu's instinct as a chaotic beast was already somewhat irrepressible.
Therefore, under a few words of flickering and understatement, after Mufeng harvested the mount, he also got a labor force that provided food for free.
When you are looking for ingredients, what you need to care about is naturally the quality of the ingredients.
Mufeng is very picky, he doesn't eat monsters that are not delicious.
Thinking about the vicinity, there are no delicious monsters in the short term, so after struggling for a while, Mufeng thought of a seemingly delicious existence.
As soon as they entered Baoxiang Kingdom before, Mufeng and the others sent Miss Bai to Baijia Village. They thought that after leaving Baijia Village, they would go to visit Kui Mulang.
Who would have imagined that there would be a quasi-sacred corpse demon in that Baijia Village, and the entire Baijia Village was shrouded in a strange law.
When they entered Baijia Village, they had just entered Baoxiang Country.
By the time he came out from the other side of Baijia Village, he had already reached the other side of Baoxiang Country.
Kui Mulang, it can be said that he escaped a catastrophe very well.
Originally, Kui Mulang, who escaped unharmed, was considered lucky, but today, his good luck seems to have been used up.
Because, he was reminded of Mufeng, who wanted to barbecue to find ingredients.
Therefore, under Mufeng's suggestion, Zhuzhu, who turned into a gourmet hunter, was sent to Kuimu Lang's cave.
This time, it was not for alms, not for the heavens, it was all about searching for delicious food.
With the increase in combat power brought about by the powerful talent of the Chaos Beast, Kui Mulang was crushed by the pig without accident.
The direct result is that Kui Mulang, one of the 28 constellations, was reincarnated and reincarnated after being killed by a monkey, and once again joined the reincarnation. The corpse became the food on the Mufeng barbecue grill!
For what happened to Kuimu Lang, Laojun sent three seconds of sympathy.
Afterwards, after taking a look at the intact pig, Taishang Laojun was puzzled and asked the purpose of his trip.
"That... Great Sage, I wonder if your master and apprentice have seen my two boys with golden horns and silver horns when they passed by Pingdingshan?"
Having a bad premonition in his heart, when he arrived, there was no sound or shadow in the cave, only a pile of small soil bags with pig bones buried.
Taishang Laojun naturally made up the picture of the pig being eaten, and the monkey killing Jinjiaoyinjiao for revenge.
However, seeing that Zhuzhu was intact now, Taishang Laojun couldn't help but feel a little confused.
Just when he was confused, the monkey replied, "Yes!"
"Oh? I don't know if the great sage knows where my two boys with golden and silver horns are now?" Taishang Laojun had hope in his eyes.
"Dead!" The monkey's answer was still rude.
Taishang Laojun: "." Do you want to answer so bluntly!
"Senior, Great Sage, I will bid you farewell!"
After being dazed, Taishang Laojun immediately bid farewell to everyone and prepared to leave.
"Hey, you are in such a hurry, what are you doing? Why don't you eat something together?" Monkey asked enthusiastically to stay.
"No, Pindao has to go to the underworld first to get back the souls of my two boys!" Taishang Laojun opened the passageway of the underworld, lifted his feet off the ground, and was about to enter the underworld.
"Wait, those two boys of yours are already gone!"
Pfft!
The moment the monkey's voice fell, the Taishang Laojun kept his head down and his feet on the ground, and plunged into the green grass.
(End of this chapter)
God what a pig!
Looking at his appearance that is no different from that of a young pig, Zhuzhu's heart is like a galloping horse at this moment.
And hearing Zhuzhu's suspicious words, Mufeng opened his mouth, but didn't say anything for a while.
Looking at Zhuzhu who seemed to have suddenly become smarter, Mufeng had a strange expression on his face.
Could it be that after changing his body, his IQ also increased?
"How is it possible? Is that the kind of person you are as a teacher? You are not a pig now. Your body is a chaotic beast among the four ancient evils. This is absolutely true!"
Suppressing the weird expression on his face, Mu Feng put on a deliberate calmness, explaining like this.
"But, why does the body of the Chaos Beast have the shape of a pig?" Piggy doesn't give up, is this any different from his original appearance?
"Then, has anyone told you that the Chaos Beast looks like a pig?" Mu Feng blinked and asked back.
Piggy: "." So, Master, when you say this, are you planning to die without any proof?
Anyway, Chaos Beast only exists in legends, and no one has seen it since the opening of the world, so, what do you say?
Even though the appearance of this Chaos Beast is like a pig, but... you say yes, is it right?
"So, the Chaos Beast in its juvenile stage looks a bit like a pig! Don't worry, when you enter the growth stage and adulthood, you will have different forms!"
As if comforting, Mu Feng said firmly.
Hearing this, Zhuzhu seemed to feel better, and nodded, accepting that he was still a pig.
"So, if there is no doubt, can we continue our journey?"
After Zhuzhu nodded, Mufeng asked.
Do pigs have the right to object?What a joke, how could such a democratic master as Mufeng give him the right to object.
So, no matter whether it was voluntary or forced, the new student Zhuzhu, who maintained the shape of a pig, took the humiliating image of a mount, and carried Mu Feng to the westbound road again.
Lili on the grass, one year and one withered.
Wild fire, in spring.
After leaving Pingdingshan, Taishang Laojun, who was following a strong fishy smell, looked at the endless grasslands around him, for some reason, such a strange poem burst out in his heart.
"Huh? Is it the spiritual resonance of a certain great poet traveling through time and space?"
Looking at the scene in front of him, Taishang Laojun muttered to himself in a low voice.
However, he naturally would not waste time worrying about such meaningless questions.
Besides, at this moment, he has more important things to do.
"Great Sage! The Great Sage really makes it easy for the poor to find!"
Looking down at the pilgrimage team setting up barbecue grills for a picnic on the grassland, Taishang Laojun couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth, hesitated for a long time, and still let his head fall.
"Huh? It's Laojun! Why are you looking for my old grandson?" The monkey who was controlling the flame of the barbecue, turning over a huge wolf carcass on the fire from time to time, asked casually after seeing the arrival of Taishang Laojun road.
"I've seen you, senior!" Falling from the sky, Taishang Laojun first bowed to Mufeng, and after Mufeng nodded with a smile, the old man turned his gaze to the monkey.
"The great sage is so elegant that he actually started a barbecue on this prairie. This wolf meat doesn't seem to be common!"
The Taishang Laojun, who was asking for others, did not directly express his intentions, but first praised a few words.
However, after boasting just now, looking at the whole wolf carcass on the barbecue stand, Taishang Laojun's eyes suddenly shrank.
"Wait, wait! Why does this wolf look familiar?"
"Old gentleman is also a fellow, the first time I saw this wolf, I thought he was delicious, so I remembered him.
Now, on the Westward Journey, we encountered him blocking the way again. It happened that our group was also a little hungry, so we killed him to fill our stomachs. By the way, I wanted to taste whether he was as delicious as I thought. "
Hearing Taishang Laojun said that the wolf looked familiar, but the monkey didn't answer, Mu Feng nodded, looked at Taishang Laojun approvingly, and said so.
Taishang Laojun: "." Damn it, why do I think it looks so familiar? Isn't this wolf the Kuimu wolf in 28 Constellations?
this product
How did this product get roasted?
Regarding Taishang Laojun's confusion, Zhuzhu, who was once a direct descendant, can solve his doubts.
Things have to start when they set off again.
After manifesting the body of the Chaos Beast and starting to drive again, Zhuzhu finally believed what Mufeng said. His new body was absolutely extraordinary.
If you want to ask why, it is naturally because, but in just a short moment, under his four short legs, he walked hundreds of miles and entered a prairie.
On the grassland, the feelings of Mufeng Literary and Artistic Youth burst out, and I always feel that this is a good place for barbecue.
So Mufeng once again launched the Dafa of fooling, and the target of fooling is naturally the new student Chaos Beast Zhuzhu who has become a mount.
"Pig, there are so many monsters on Xixing Road, and each of those monsters has already eaten your meat to achieve immortality. How do you feel about this?"
Zhuzhu: "." Mom sells batches, you still have the nerve to say this, so the legend, isn't it the gossip you released?
He was cursing in his heart, but Zhuzhu was calm on his face, "Master, that legendary pig is a sacred pig, a sacred pig that ate the Nine Transformations Golden Pill.
Now, the body of my old pig is a chaotic beast, and the body fused with the medicinal power of the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir has been eaten by you.
Naturally, they won't hit my old pig's idea again! "
Seeing that Zhuzhu was so calm, Mufeng continued to fool around, "What you said makes sense, but, what do you think is the difference between your current Chaos Beast body and a pig's appearance?"
Piggy: "."
"Moreover, compared to the Nine Turns Golden Pill, do you think Pangu's essence and blood will be more attractive?"
Piggy: "."
"Oh, poor Zhuzhu!" Seeing Zhuzhu speechless, Mufeng looked at him sympathetically, shook his head and sighed.
Piggy: "."
Topic, here it goes.
In the end, after Mu Feng conducted an argument lasting several thousand words, Zhu Zhu came to the following conclusion.
Conclusion [-]: Kindness to the enemy is cruelty to oneself.
Conclusion [-]: If you want not to be eaten, you must be so strong that no one dares to eat you
Conclusion [-]: As a Chaos Beast, the fastest way to become stronger is - an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth!
Well, in other words, instead of passively waiting for those monsters and ghosts to eat you, you should take the initiative to cook, fry, fry, stew, and roast all the monsters and ghosts that catch your attention along the way.
Under his Chaos Beast's innate skills, he will eat whatever he eats, and he will become stronger and stronger, so powerful that no demon dares to attack him.
As soon as this idea was born, Zhuzhu's instinct as a chaotic beast was already somewhat irrepressible.
Therefore, under a few words of flickering and understatement, after Mufeng harvested the mount, he also got a labor force that provided food for free.
When you are looking for ingredients, what you need to care about is naturally the quality of the ingredients.
Mufeng is very picky, he doesn't eat monsters that are not delicious.
Thinking about the vicinity, there are no delicious monsters in the short term, so after struggling for a while, Mufeng thought of a seemingly delicious existence.
As soon as they entered Baoxiang Kingdom before, Mufeng and the others sent Miss Bai to Baijia Village. They thought that after leaving Baijia Village, they would go to visit Kui Mulang.
Who would have imagined that there would be a quasi-sacred corpse demon in that Baijia Village, and the entire Baijia Village was shrouded in a strange law.
When they entered Baijia Village, they had just entered Baoxiang Country.
By the time he came out from the other side of Baijia Village, he had already reached the other side of Baoxiang Country.
Kui Mulang, it can be said that he escaped a catastrophe very well.
Originally, Kui Mulang, who escaped unharmed, was considered lucky, but today, his good luck seems to have been used up.
Because, he was reminded of Mufeng, who wanted to barbecue to find ingredients.
Therefore, under Mufeng's suggestion, Zhuzhu, who turned into a gourmet hunter, was sent to Kuimu Lang's cave.
This time, it was not for alms, not for the heavens, it was all about searching for delicious food.
With the increase in combat power brought about by the powerful talent of the Chaos Beast, Kui Mulang was crushed by the pig without accident.
The direct result is that Kui Mulang, one of the 28 constellations, was reincarnated and reincarnated after being killed by a monkey, and once again joined the reincarnation. The corpse became the food on the Mufeng barbecue grill!
For what happened to Kuimu Lang, Laojun sent three seconds of sympathy.
Afterwards, after taking a look at the intact pig, Taishang Laojun was puzzled and asked the purpose of his trip.
"That... Great Sage, I wonder if your master and apprentice have seen my two boys with golden horns and silver horns when they passed by Pingdingshan?"
Having a bad premonition in his heart, when he arrived, there was no sound or shadow in the cave, only a pile of small soil bags with pig bones buried.
Taishang Laojun naturally made up the picture of the pig being eaten, and the monkey killing Jinjiaoyinjiao for revenge.
However, seeing that Zhuzhu was intact now, Taishang Laojun couldn't help but feel a little confused.
Just when he was confused, the monkey replied, "Yes!"
"Oh? I don't know if the great sage knows where my two boys with golden and silver horns are now?" Taishang Laojun had hope in his eyes.
"Dead!" The monkey's answer was still rude.
Taishang Laojun: "." Do you want to answer so bluntly!
"Senior, Great Sage, I will bid you farewell!"
After being dazed, Taishang Laojun immediately bid farewell to everyone and prepared to leave.
"Hey, you are in such a hurry, what are you doing? Why don't you eat something together?" Monkey asked enthusiastically to stay.
"No, Pindao has to go to the underworld first to get back the souls of my two boys!" Taishang Laojun opened the passageway of the underworld, lifted his feet off the ground, and was about to enter the underworld.
"Wait, those two boys of yours are already gone!"
Pfft!
The moment the monkey's voice fell, the Taishang Laojun kept his head down and his feet on the ground, and plunged into the green grass.
(End of this chapter)
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