Master of the Worlds
Chapter 207 It's not the third wave of mad pigs!
Chapter 207 It's Not Three Reckless Pigs!
Mu Feng's conversation and chatting, naturally, will not be aimless.
And bringing the topic up to San Lang would naturally not be for no reason.
The ominous premonition in his heart became stronger, and Zhuzhu asked uncontrollably, "Master, what kind of disease is this three wave disease?"
Hearing Zhuzhu's answer, Mufeng showed a satisfied smile on his face.
"Three Waves Disease! Speaking of Three Waves Disease, it is natural to talk about a person named Three Waves!"
"He has one of his greatest hobbies in his life, which is to die. It can be said that if he does not die for a day, he feels uncomfortable all over.
Bungee jumping on volcanoes, flying in lava, dancing in strong winds, and soaring in thunder and lightning.
Sanlang's life can be summed up in one sentence, that is: rowing does not require oars, it all depends on waves! "
"This fellow Daoist Saburo has a famous saying that death is nothing more than three things.
In the same matter, you must not commit suicide more than three times, otherwise, it is not suicide, but courting death!
Therefore, in order to warn himself, he used the name "Three Waves" to remind himself at all times that he must not die more than three times on the same matter! "
Piggy: "." Didn't you agree to stop playing dead?Why do you feel that you can't restrain the impulse in your heart?
"So, master, what you appreciate is this fellow Taoist Three Waves' ability to commit suicide?" Unconsciously, Zhuzhu blurted out a sentence again, "Sure enough, people who love to commit suicide will cherish each other!"
As soon as the words came out, Zhuzhu's complexion changed drastically.
It's over!It's really over!
This time, he really took pills!
You agreed not to commit suicide, why did you still blurt out this sentence?
Moreover, he found that his ability to kill seemed to be getting stronger and stronger.
In the past, he was still able to control it, and he still had the consciousness that he was dying, and he just slandered him from the bottom of his heart.
But what did he do just now?
He was so clear and clear, and in front of Master, he expressed his evaluation of Master from the bottom of his heart.
This is no longer seeking death, this is definitely seeking death!
Braised chaotic beasts, steamed chaotic beasts, sauce-flavored chaotic beasts, grilled chaotic beasts, stir-fried chaotic beasts.
Zhuzhu seems to have seen that on Mufeng's dining table, there are plates of delicacies with his body as ingredients!
"No, don't want to die like this!" Shouting from the bottom of his heart, Zhuzhu wanted to get rid of the control of his desire to die again and again.
It's just that there seems to be an invisible force affecting him, making him always die unconsciously.
"People who love to die will cherish each other? Very good!" When Zhuzhu's heart was full of resistance, Mufeng did not get angry because of his words. On the contrary. After seeing his behavior of dying again, A satisfied smile appeared on his face.
"Master!" Looking at the smile on Mufeng's face, Zhuzhu always felt a little hairy in his heart.
"Well, don't be afraid, I just ate my fill!" A devil-like gentle smile appeared in front of Zhuzhu's eyes, and Mufeng said something that made Zhuzhu's heart even more desperate.
"Master, old pig, I'm scared!"
"No, you don't have to be afraid. To die is to die invisible. How can you stop because of fear!" Mu Feng stared at Zhu Zhu, as if he was looking at a plate of delicious pork.
"Master, my old pig has already sworn that I will never commit suicide again!" Gritting his teeth, Zhuzhu expressed the determination in his heart.
"No, you will definitely die!" Mu Feng shook his head and denied, "The so-called country is easy to change, and nature is hard to change. You are willing to die, just like a dog loves to eat, um, bones, it is an instinct of the body!"
It's not instinct!
Zhuzhu rationally rejected this summary.
"Master, my old pig has been trying to die before, because that pig has Erha's gene, and it is the body's instinct that affects the soul.
But, now, my old pig has changed into a new body, so how could I still want to die! "
Must. Must. Must not be dead again!
That fellow Daoist of Three Reckless Mad Saber knew the truth that he could only die three times, how could he not have such an awareness.
Huh?wait wait wait!
What the hell is Three Reckless Pigs?Has he unconsciously accepted the same type of persona as fellow Taoist Three Waves?
No!
Don't want to be Three Reckless Pigs, he wants to be a quiet and beautiful man, a handsome man who combines wisdom, ability and the virtue of not dying!
Gritting his teeth, Zhuzhu once again set a flag for himself in his heart!
Stupid pig, don't you know that bad things will happen after the flag is set?
For example, in a certain film and television drama, the male number two said to the gay male number one: After completing this task, I will leave the organization. After returning, I will marry a gentle wife and have a lovely child balabala.
Then, after this mission, 90.00% of the time, the male number two will never come back!
For another example, a certain female number two looks at the male number one and female number one who are in pairs, and swears with her fingers: In this life and this life, I, so and so, will definitely break up you, and I will definitely snatch so and so (male number one) Get it, let him fall in love with me irresistibly!
After setting the flag, she will find that she is like a matchmaker, the more she wants to break up, the stronger the relationship between the male lead and the female lead will become, so much so that they will never change their vows.
Of course, these are not the point.
The most unbearable thing for Mufeng was that once an author he liked very much set a flag in the book, saying that he could definitely write better in the future.
Then on the second day after the flag was established, the author Ji was seduced by a contract from a certain magazine. From then on, there was another army of eunuchs in the harem.
Well, since then, setting up a flag has become an obsession in Mufeng's heart.
But after the flag is set, something bad must happen.
so.
Stupid pig, do you think that setting up a flag in front of your teacher will impress your teacher and prevent you from being infected by the Three Waves Disease?
Hmph, daydreaming!
Huh?Why does it automatically make up the tsundere loli voice?
"Stupid pig, it's useless to set up a flag, because dying is also the instinct of your new body!"
For some reason, when he uttered these words, Mufeng felt that he must have looked like a disgusting villain at that time.
"Ah?" Zhuzhu, who was secretly cheering himself up in his heart and determined not to kill himself in the future, when he heard Mufeng's words, he showed a cute and dumb expression in cooperation.
"Ha, didn't the teacher tell you before, before going to save you, the teacher took a nap, traveled to another world, and found some interesting friends."
Mufeng blinked, and said to the cute pig.
"Yeah!" Piggy nodded subconsciously.
"So, in that world, I found a fellow Daoist Three Langs who was very interested for my teacher. Well, actually, many fellow Daoists there were infected with a terminal disease called Three Langs Disease.
So, out of curiosity, my teacher specially studied the Three Waves gene, wanting to see if the Three Waves disease is really a disease caused by genes! "
Mu Feng's eyes were full of fanaticism like a mad scientist who could dedicate himself to science.
"So what?" The ominous premonition rose again in Zhuzhu's heart.
"So? So. After research, my teacher discovered that there is really a special gene in Fellow Daoist Three Langs that can control him to die invisibly. That is to say, the so-called Three Langs disease is this Caused by a gene!"
With a gentle smile on Mufeng's face, he said words that made Zhuzhu shudder.
"But, I, Lao Zhu, have never been in contact with fellow Taoist Three Reckless, so naturally I won't be infected with Three Reckless Disease. Therefore, I can definitely get rid of the bad habit of killing myself!"
Piggy set the flag again.
"That's why you stupid pig! You haven't touched it, but I have touched it for the teacher!"
"What do you mean?" Zhuzhu's face was a little dull.
"It means, because during the two hours of napping, I have been studying the structure of the Three Waves gene, so when refining the new body for you later, as a teacher, I will instinctively add to your new body This kind of Three Waves gene that my teacher has just researched!"
Blinking his eyes, Mu Feng looked innocent, as if all the crimes had nothing to do with him.
Zhuzhu: "." So, is it true that Three Reckless Pigs is a character set from the beginning?
Sure enough, there is no hope of rescue?
The moment Mufeng revealed the truth, the desire to die in Zhuzhu's heart could no longer be restrained, like a beast breaking through a cage, completely destroying his reason.
"Master, old pig, I have an MMP, I don't know whether I should say it or not!" Following the instinct in his heart, Zhuzhu blurted out these words as if it were a matter of course.
Monkey: "." Is it really the Three Waves gene? "
Xiaobailong: "." Zhuzhu, it really is even more capable of killing people!
The bearded man: "." Fellow Daoist Three Waves, what kind of magical existence is he?
Mufeng: "."
"MMP, right?"
Snapped!
The pig instantly turned into a flying god pig.
"Is it right to say it or not?"
bump!
The pig, who was imprisoned with mana, fell heavily to the ground.
Pig pawns! (End of the book!)
Well, Three Waves Disease is a bad habit, so the last sentence is just an April Fool's Day joke.
Walking up to the unconscious Zhuzhu, holding his chin and looking at Zhuzhu whose whole body was enveloped by a death instinct, Mufeng thought for a while.
"So, sure enough... there is no Three Waves gene at all?"
"The so-called Three Waves Disease is nothing more than a death instinct formed under the influence of the spirit!"
After all, he was locked in this world and couldn't get out, so where could he obtain and analyze the Three Waves genes?
All this is just an April Fool's Day surprise!
So... stupid pigs!
ps1: The female ticket said that code words are not allowed today, so there is only one update.
ps2: It's as if the girls control me.
ps3: The above two ps actually gave me the illusion of having a female ticket.
ps4: Happy April Fool's Day!
ps5: Today is updated normally, by the way, ask for a monthly pass at the beginning of the month, comeon, if you have a ticket in your hand, give it to the author Ji Hey, this evil input method memory dictionary. Students who have a monthly pass, hurry up and throw it at the author!
Let's see if you can knock the author unconscious. It is said that code words are more efficient when in a coma (for details, see a certain high school student who coded [-] words while drunk).
(End of this chapter)
Mu Feng's conversation and chatting, naturally, will not be aimless.
And bringing the topic up to San Lang would naturally not be for no reason.
The ominous premonition in his heart became stronger, and Zhuzhu asked uncontrollably, "Master, what kind of disease is this three wave disease?"
Hearing Zhuzhu's answer, Mufeng showed a satisfied smile on his face.
"Three Waves Disease! Speaking of Three Waves Disease, it is natural to talk about a person named Three Waves!"
"He has one of his greatest hobbies in his life, which is to die. It can be said that if he does not die for a day, he feels uncomfortable all over.
Bungee jumping on volcanoes, flying in lava, dancing in strong winds, and soaring in thunder and lightning.
Sanlang's life can be summed up in one sentence, that is: rowing does not require oars, it all depends on waves! "
"This fellow Daoist Saburo has a famous saying that death is nothing more than three things.
In the same matter, you must not commit suicide more than three times, otherwise, it is not suicide, but courting death!
Therefore, in order to warn himself, he used the name "Three Waves" to remind himself at all times that he must not die more than three times on the same matter! "
Piggy: "." Didn't you agree to stop playing dead?Why do you feel that you can't restrain the impulse in your heart?
"So, master, what you appreciate is this fellow Taoist Three Waves' ability to commit suicide?" Unconsciously, Zhuzhu blurted out a sentence again, "Sure enough, people who love to commit suicide will cherish each other!"
As soon as the words came out, Zhuzhu's complexion changed drastically.
It's over!It's really over!
This time, he really took pills!
You agreed not to commit suicide, why did you still blurt out this sentence?
Moreover, he found that his ability to kill seemed to be getting stronger and stronger.
In the past, he was still able to control it, and he still had the consciousness that he was dying, and he just slandered him from the bottom of his heart.
But what did he do just now?
He was so clear and clear, and in front of Master, he expressed his evaluation of Master from the bottom of his heart.
This is no longer seeking death, this is definitely seeking death!
Braised chaotic beasts, steamed chaotic beasts, sauce-flavored chaotic beasts, grilled chaotic beasts, stir-fried chaotic beasts.
Zhuzhu seems to have seen that on Mufeng's dining table, there are plates of delicacies with his body as ingredients!
"No, don't want to die like this!" Shouting from the bottom of his heart, Zhuzhu wanted to get rid of the control of his desire to die again and again.
It's just that there seems to be an invisible force affecting him, making him always die unconsciously.
"People who love to die will cherish each other? Very good!" When Zhuzhu's heart was full of resistance, Mufeng did not get angry because of his words. On the contrary. After seeing his behavior of dying again, A satisfied smile appeared on his face.
"Master!" Looking at the smile on Mufeng's face, Zhuzhu always felt a little hairy in his heart.
"Well, don't be afraid, I just ate my fill!" A devil-like gentle smile appeared in front of Zhuzhu's eyes, and Mufeng said something that made Zhuzhu's heart even more desperate.
"Master, old pig, I'm scared!"
"No, you don't have to be afraid. To die is to die invisible. How can you stop because of fear!" Mu Feng stared at Zhu Zhu, as if he was looking at a plate of delicious pork.
"Master, my old pig has already sworn that I will never commit suicide again!" Gritting his teeth, Zhuzhu expressed the determination in his heart.
"No, you will definitely die!" Mu Feng shook his head and denied, "The so-called country is easy to change, and nature is hard to change. You are willing to die, just like a dog loves to eat, um, bones, it is an instinct of the body!"
It's not instinct!
Zhuzhu rationally rejected this summary.
"Master, my old pig has been trying to die before, because that pig has Erha's gene, and it is the body's instinct that affects the soul.
But, now, my old pig has changed into a new body, so how could I still want to die! "
Must. Must. Must not be dead again!
That fellow Daoist of Three Reckless Mad Saber knew the truth that he could only die three times, how could he not have such an awareness.
Huh?wait wait wait!
What the hell is Three Reckless Pigs?Has he unconsciously accepted the same type of persona as fellow Taoist Three Waves?
No!
Don't want to be Three Reckless Pigs, he wants to be a quiet and beautiful man, a handsome man who combines wisdom, ability and the virtue of not dying!
Gritting his teeth, Zhuzhu once again set a flag for himself in his heart!
Stupid pig, don't you know that bad things will happen after the flag is set?
For example, in a certain film and television drama, the male number two said to the gay male number one: After completing this task, I will leave the organization. After returning, I will marry a gentle wife and have a lovely child balabala.
Then, after this mission, 90.00% of the time, the male number two will never come back!
For another example, a certain female number two looks at the male number one and female number one who are in pairs, and swears with her fingers: In this life and this life, I, so and so, will definitely break up you, and I will definitely snatch so and so (male number one) Get it, let him fall in love with me irresistibly!
After setting the flag, she will find that she is like a matchmaker, the more she wants to break up, the stronger the relationship between the male lead and the female lead will become, so much so that they will never change their vows.
Of course, these are not the point.
The most unbearable thing for Mufeng was that once an author he liked very much set a flag in the book, saying that he could definitely write better in the future.
Then on the second day after the flag was established, the author Ji was seduced by a contract from a certain magazine. From then on, there was another army of eunuchs in the harem.
Well, since then, setting up a flag has become an obsession in Mufeng's heart.
But after the flag is set, something bad must happen.
so.
Stupid pig, do you think that setting up a flag in front of your teacher will impress your teacher and prevent you from being infected by the Three Waves Disease?
Hmph, daydreaming!
Huh?Why does it automatically make up the tsundere loli voice?
"Stupid pig, it's useless to set up a flag, because dying is also the instinct of your new body!"
For some reason, when he uttered these words, Mufeng felt that he must have looked like a disgusting villain at that time.
"Ah?" Zhuzhu, who was secretly cheering himself up in his heart and determined not to kill himself in the future, when he heard Mufeng's words, he showed a cute and dumb expression in cooperation.
"Ha, didn't the teacher tell you before, before going to save you, the teacher took a nap, traveled to another world, and found some interesting friends."
Mufeng blinked, and said to the cute pig.
"Yeah!" Piggy nodded subconsciously.
"So, in that world, I found a fellow Daoist Three Langs who was very interested for my teacher. Well, actually, many fellow Daoists there were infected with a terminal disease called Three Langs Disease.
So, out of curiosity, my teacher specially studied the Three Waves gene, wanting to see if the Three Waves disease is really a disease caused by genes! "
Mu Feng's eyes were full of fanaticism like a mad scientist who could dedicate himself to science.
"So what?" The ominous premonition rose again in Zhuzhu's heart.
"So? So. After research, my teacher discovered that there is really a special gene in Fellow Daoist Three Langs that can control him to die invisibly. That is to say, the so-called Three Langs disease is this Caused by a gene!"
With a gentle smile on Mufeng's face, he said words that made Zhuzhu shudder.
"But, I, Lao Zhu, have never been in contact with fellow Taoist Three Reckless, so naturally I won't be infected with Three Reckless Disease. Therefore, I can definitely get rid of the bad habit of killing myself!"
Piggy set the flag again.
"That's why you stupid pig! You haven't touched it, but I have touched it for the teacher!"
"What do you mean?" Zhuzhu's face was a little dull.
"It means, because during the two hours of napping, I have been studying the structure of the Three Waves gene, so when refining the new body for you later, as a teacher, I will instinctively add to your new body This kind of Three Waves gene that my teacher has just researched!"
Blinking his eyes, Mu Feng looked innocent, as if all the crimes had nothing to do with him.
Zhuzhu: "." So, is it true that Three Reckless Pigs is a character set from the beginning?
Sure enough, there is no hope of rescue?
The moment Mufeng revealed the truth, the desire to die in Zhuzhu's heart could no longer be restrained, like a beast breaking through a cage, completely destroying his reason.
"Master, old pig, I have an MMP, I don't know whether I should say it or not!" Following the instinct in his heart, Zhuzhu blurted out these words as if it were a matter of course.
Monkey: "." Is it really the Three Waves gene? "
Xiaobailong: "." Zhuzhu, it really is even more capable of killing people!
The bearded man: "." Fellow Daoist Three Waves, what kind of magical existence is he?
Mufeng: "."
"MMP, right?"
Snapped!
The pig instantly turned into a flying god pig.
"Is it right to say it or not?"
bump!
The pig, who was imprisoned with mana, fell heavily to the ground.
Pig pawns! (End of the book!)
Well, Three Waves Disease is a bad habit, so the last sentence is just an April Fool's Day joke.
Walking up to the unconscious Zhuzhu, holding his chin and looking at Zhuzhu whose whole body was enveloped by a death instinct, Mufeng thought for a while.
"So, sure enough... there is no Three Waves gene at all?"
"The so-called Three Waves Disease is nothing more than a death instinct formed under the influence of the spirit!"
After all, he was locked in this world and couldn't get out, so where could he obtain and analyze the Three Waves genes?
All this is just an April Fool's Day surprise!
So... stupid pigs!
ps1: The female ticket said that code words are not allowed today, so there is only one update.
ps2: It's as if the girls control me.
ps3: The above two ps actually gave me the illusion of having a female ticket.
ps4: Happy April Fool's Day!
ps5: Today is updated normally, by the way, ask for a monthly pass at the beginning of the month, comeon, if you have a ticket in your hand, give it to the author Ji Hey, this evil input method memory dictionary. Students who have a monthly pass, hurry up and throw it at the author!
Let's see if you can knock the author unconscious. It is said that code words are more efficient when in a coma (for details, see a certain high school student who coded [-] words while drunk).
(End of this chapter)
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