Master of the Worlds

Chapter 211 Braised Lion Head

Looking at Xiao Xuanfeng who left after learning the new song he taught, and Mu Feng who changed back to his original form, a smile of unknown meaning unconsciously twitched at the corner of his mouth.

And Xiao Xuanfeng, who knew nothing about being fooled, continued to patrol the mountains while singing the song his adults had just taught, and found that he could recognize the way he came.

"My lord is right. The reason why I lost my way is because I did not patrol the mountain in the right way! The correct way to patrol the mountain is to sing the song my lord taught me!"

After talking to himself, the motivated little Xuanfeng sang even harder.

Of course, the mountain patrol was not forgotten.

So, soon, the whole Shituo Ridge resounded with the singing of Little Whirlwind when he was patrolling the mountain.

"The king asked me to patrol the mountains, and I will take a look around the world."

"Strike my ass, strike my gong"

"Life is full of rhythm"

In the depths of Shituo Ridge, the old demon, the green-haired lion spirit, was sitting and drinking with the second demon, the white elephant king.

"Brother, our Shituo Ridge is also on the side of the Westward Journey route. Seeing the news released by the Peacock Fairy, we met the legendary pig a day ago.

Now, it's almost time to arrive at Shituoling.

Let's go out and hide for a while? "

Hearing the words of his second younger brother Bai Xiangwang, the green-haired lion frowned, apparently also worried about this matter.

"Second brother, we haven't called yet, so let's go out like this, won't we lose our reputation as the Three Demons of Shituoling?
Let outsiders listen to it, and really think that we are afraid of the Buddhist scriptures! "

White Elephant King: "." Brother, what you said, isn't it because we are afraid of the Buddhist scriptures?
"Brother, don't be arrogant, that's the scripture learner who wrote Journey to the West!

Let's not talk about the monkey's supernatural powers and background; let's not talk about the pig that was regarded as the meat in the pan by countless monsters and ghosts at first, but has become a big Luo Jinxian.

Let’s just talk about the most unpredictable Buddhist learner. Along the way, because they couldn’t bear the humiliation of the Journey to the West list on the tip of their tongues, how many demons have recklessly gone forward to assassinate that monk?
The results of it?Haven't they all become a meal on the monk's barbecue grill?
Oh, yes, they are not even qualified to be his ingredients! "

Thinking of an elephant being pierced back and forth by an iron rod, and roasted on a barbecue grill with real fire, White Elephant King couldn't help but shudder.

Green-haired lion spirit: "." Second brother, is it really okay for you to increase others' prestige and destroy your own morale like this?

"Second brother, as a brother, I naturally know that the pilgrimage team is terrible, but, although we are on the edge of the pilgrimage path, the pilgrims may not really come to harm us!"

"Ke Ke wait for them to come, we can't even run if we want to!" The White Elephant King was anxious.

"Hehe, second brother, please be safe and don't be impatient!" Seeing that his brother was anxious, the green-haired Lion King grinned confidently.

"Second brother, just listen to Brother Wei, after getting the news from Fairy Peacock yesterday, Brother Wei has already made preparations.

What are you doing as that little demon patrolling the mountains and plains? "

"Brother, it's time now. My life is at stake. How can I care about the little mountain patrolling monster!"

The White Elephant King is a straightforward person, and he didn't understand the meaning of the green-haired lion's words at all.

"Hehe, let me tell you the truth as a brother.

This little mountain patrolling demon was sent out for my brother to beware of the Buddhist scriptures learner.

As soon as they find traces of the Buddhist scriptures, the little demon patrolling the mountain will report back immediately. Once the news comes that they have the intention of harming Shituoling, we will evacuate immediately!

And if they have no intention of coming here at all, we don't have to run away in desperation. In this way, we won't get the reputation of being a coward who is afraid of Buddhist monks! "

Hearing the words of the green-haired lion king, the white elephant king's eyes lit up.

"Brother. Second!" White Elephant King gave a thumbs up to the green-haired lion spirit.

At this moment, a burst of cheerful singing came.

"The king asked me to patrol the mountains, and I will take a look around the world."

"Strike my ass, strike my gong"

"Life is full of rhythm"

"Huh? This song is very good!" Hearing the singing, the White Elephant King nodded appreciatively.

"Haha! Brother, I don't know. Hearing this voice, the person who sang should be Xiao Xuanfeng, who was newly promoted by my brother yesterday.

This little whirlwind was patrolling the mountain the first day, and thought he would make some mistakes, but now listening to this song, it seems that he couldn't help but he didn't make mistakes, on the contrary, he has a lot of experience! "

Hearing what his brother said, White Elephant King nodded in agreement, "Big brother really has a unique vision. This newly promoted little whirlwind can be cultivated vigorously, and he will be a great general in the future!"

"Haha, with such a good talent, my brother will naturally promote him a lot!" The green-haired lion king laughed heartily.

While the two brothers talked, the singing continued.

"Your Majesty called me to patrol the mountain"

"Brother, listen to this sentence, the momentum is majestic, quite self-satisfied, and it also explains your own purpose.

Your Majesty asked me to patrol the mountain, and this sentence shows that this little whirlwind was specially promoted by you, following your orders.

In this way, the monsters and ghosts on the mountain, who can't give him some face?
This county shows off its wealth, and it is really smart! "

Hearing what his brother said, the green-haired lion spirit nodded in agreement, "That's right, he sang very well, and it's true that I gave him this important task!"

The two talked more and more vigorously, without any precautions at all.

Just when the two were so complacent that they wished to promote this little whirlwind again immediately, the next line of lyrics came into the ears of the two without any precaution.

"Your Majesty called me to patrol the mountain"

“Catch a monk for dinner”

"."

Pfft!
The latter words, the green-haired lion spirit and the white elephant king did not hear, because when they heard the second sentence "catch a monk for dinner", the two big monsters knelt down at the same time!

"What is he singing?" The green-haired lion spirit shook his dizzy head, looking at his brother and asked.

"Catch a monk for dinner!" White Elephant King replied tremblingly.

"What are you grabbing for?" The green-haired lion spirit asked in disbelief.

"And the monk!" The White Elephant King closed his eyes in despair.

"Madan, the king of the pit!" The green-haired lion spirit exclaimed.

In the next moment, the figure of the green-haired lion spirit disappeared into the cave, and in the blink of an eye, it appeared beside Xiao Xuanfeng who was singing.

"The water in this mountain is a bit sweet"

"Don't envy mandarin ducks, don't envy immortals"

Xiao Xuanfeng didn't know anything about his king making him kneel in fright.

At this moment, he is still singing step by step as taught by his adults.

"Shut up!" Just as he was singing hilariously, a roar suddenly sounded behind him.

"Big King!" Hearing the voice, turning around, Little Xuanfeng saw his big king looking at him with a gloomy face.

"Who asked you to sing this song! Ah, tell me, who asked you to sing it!" The green-haired lion spirit was about to go crazy.

That monk, it's too late for him to hide, he can't wait to run away as soon as there is any trouble.

The [-] little demons hide on the mountain, just to avoid attracting the attention of the Buddhist scriptures team, so as not to be harmed.

Who would have thought that it would be too late for him to hide, this little demon he had just promoted would dare to sing the rebellious lyrics of "Catch a monk for dinner" here.

If the monks heard this
This is the rhythm of death!

"My lord, didn't you arrange for the younger one to patrol the mountain?"

Being confused by his big king's question, Little Tornado blurted out one sentence.

"I asked you to patrol the mountain, but I didn't." The green-haired lion spirit didn't finish his sentence, but was interrupted by a frivolous voice.

"Oh? So, you really ordered it?" A frivolous voice sounded behind him, and the green-haired lion spirit subconsciously turned around.

"What? Your grandpa pig is asking you something. Tell me honestly, did you order it? On the food rankings of Journey to the West on the tip of our tongues, monsters who are not on the list are not hostile to us!"

Seeing the green-haired lion looking at him warily, Zhuzhu, the image ambassador of Journey to the West food on the tip of his tongue, blinked contemptuously at the persimmon.

"You are your Three Reckless Pigs!" Hearing the words "Grandpa Pig" and looking at the handsome young man in front of him, the green-haired lion spirit blurted out a sentence.

And when the name came out, Zhuzhu's entire face instantly turned livid.

"Three Waves of the Mad Pig." Zhuzhu, who had gone through a journey of enlightenment and successfully promoted to the late stage of Da Luo, displayed all his mana without reservation.

A golden light flashed across the ground, and Zhuzhu appeared directly behind the green-haired lion spirit.

"I'll make you Three Reckless Pigs!"

Pa, a kick fell, and the green-haired lion spirit in the late stage of Taiyi had no strength to resist, and was kicked directly dozens of miles away, smashing into a cliff dozens of miles away.

The whole green-haired lion smashed into the cliff, leaving a big hole in the shape of a human.

Zhuzhu was still angry, grabbed the green-haired lion with five fingers, and brought the green-haired lion back from the cave, and then kicked the green-haired lion to the sky with one knee.

Before the green-haired lion spirit landed on the ground, the pig flew up, and with another kick, the lion spirit was smashed into the ground.

Hang and beat!

It's a brutal beating!

When the green-haired lion was dying and was caught by the pig, his whole body was covered with cuts and bruises, except for the head, there was no good piece of meat.

"Please give me a good time!" Being trampled like this, the Lion Spirit didn't even have the thought of begging for mercy.

"Happy? I'm not afraid to tell you that there are three things that Grandpa Pig hates the most in his life.

First, some people say that I am a pig, and second, some people hint or express that Grandpa Pig has Sanlang disease in various ways.

Third, someone dares to call me Three Reckless Pigs!

Now, you have all three items, so I might as well tell you, you are doomed!
As for the fact that you still have the strength to speak now, it's because my master specifically explained that braised lion's head is a very delicious famous dish! "

(End of this chapter)