Master of the Worlds

Chapter 29 When Taibai Meets the Serial Pit
Taibai Jinxing felt that he must not have read the almanac when he went out today.

It was so unlucky. As a good man from Heaven and a close confidant of the Jade Emperor, he believed that even if he was not invincible, he would at least be blessed with good luck. But who knew he would be so unlucky today.

After receiving the Jade Emperor's mission from the Lingxiao Palace today, Taibai Jinxing did not delay at all. He came out of the Lingxiao Palace directly, left the Nantianmen and flew all the way towards the Huaguo Mountain in Dongsheng Shenzhou.

But, who would have imagined it, just when he flew over Huaguo Mountain and was about to lower the cloud head, a sudden coercion that made his soul tremble struck.

It was almost impossible for him to think about it. He felt that the magic of flying clouds and driving fog that he had used for thousands of years and was so proficient that he could use it even in dreams had failed.

Under that coercion, he didn't even have the ability to stay in the air.

Thinking that although Taibai Jinxing is not good at fighting, he is at least an immortal in the Xuanxian realm. Well, how could there be such an embarrassing thing like falling from the clouds on weekdays.

However, today, not only did he encounter it, but he also had no ability to resist at all.

What made him even more disgusted was that due to the sudden incident, he was not given any time to resist.Falling from the clouds, when he fell to the ground, he fucking landed face first!

My handsome old face, I'm ashamed to see others!
Taibai Jinxing is ready to die!

After finally waking up from the coma after the impact, Taibai Jinxing thought to himself that he was lucky.

You know, Taibai Jinxing is a master of magic, and he is not good at melee combat at all except spells.This also caused him to not pay attention to body training at all.

If it wasn't for the celestial body that condensed when he became a fairy, when he just fell from the clouds and his mana was imprisoned, that blow might have killed him alive.

Thinking that he almost became the first immortal in history to throw himself to death, Taibai Jinxing was frightened.

"Xiong Da, look at this old man, he is clearly awake, why is he lying on the ground and pretending to be dead?"

Just when Taibai Jinxing was lying on the ground and secretly scared, a silly voice sounded in his ears.

"Xiong Er, how many times have I told you that human beings are the most treacherous creatures in the world, you see he pretended to be dead even after waking up, he must be trying to trick you, so that he can attack you secretly!" Hearing Xiong Two words, Xiong Da said confidently.

puff!
Hearing the words of the two unlucky bears, Taibai Jinxing almost vomited blood. At this moment, he really wanted to die!

He, the majestic Heavenly Court Immortal, Taibai Jinxing, would sneak attack an ordinary mortal in the Earth Immortal Realm?Ah, no, Van Bear?Or do you not hesitate to play dead for the sake of a sneak attack?
You just pretended to be dead, and your whole family pretended to be dead!
I sneak attack on your face!
Taibaijinxing, who was angry with the two monkeys, the three gods left their bodies, and the six Buddhas ascended to heaven, suddenly jumped up from the ground.

He swears that he, Taibai Jinxing, must teach these two ignorant bears a lesson, even if this is Huaguo Mountain, even if it doesn't match his usual image!

He wants to tell these two stupid bears that good people have tempers too!
But just after jumping up, he angrily turned his head to look at Taibai Jinxing at the source of the sound, and was stunned all of a sudden!
Bear. Where's the bear?

In his line of sight, there was a young man in a snow-white gown who was dressed like a rich man in the world. He didn't know him, but first ruled out the possibility that he was one of the two bears.

Looking next to the young man, there is a golden monkey with golden hair all over the body, wearing a purple gold crown with phoenix wings on his head, wearing golden locks on his body, and walking on cloud shoes with lotus root silk on his feet. Compared with other monkeys, this monkey is much more beautiful

However, no matter how beautiful he is, he is still a monkey, and he cannot be one of those two unlucky bears.

So here comes the problem, except for these two slightly different, in his eyes, they are all monkeys who look exactly the same, where is there a trace of a bear?

Just when Taibai Jinxing thought that his brain had been thrown out of order and had auditory hallucinations, in front of his eyes, a silly-looking monkey who was only two meters away from him pointed at him, and pointed at another monkey next to him. A monkey who looked almost exactly like him spoke.

"Xiong Da, look, this old man has gotten up, did he hear us, know that our plot has been seen through by us, and is planning to force it?" As soon as Hanhou opened his mouth, Taibai Jinxing found the right lord.

"Xiong Er, don't be afraid, with your brother here, this old man won't sneak up on you. Besides, the king is here, and this old man with a crooked face won't be able to make any waves!"

puff!
Taibai Jinxing was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood!

OMG!

What did he see?
He saw two monkeys named Xiong Da and Xiong Er?

God, earth, which bastard named these two monkeys!
Are you sure it's a name for two monkeys and not two bears?Even if you named it Monkey Big Monkey Two, I would consider you knowledgeable!
Just when Taibai Jinxing's heart was racing, another monkey next to the two monkeys, Xiong Daxiong, spoke.

"Hou Da, look at this old man, why does his face look like this, it's too scary, uglier than the devil incarnation!"

"Monkey [-], there is a saying among human beings that a man cannot be judged by his appearance, and the sea cannot be measured. Let me tell you, stay away from him. If you see him being thrown from the sky, he may not have done anything crazy. What about the matter. If you are too close, in case you are too fancy about your beauty"

Saying that, Hou Da shivered, as if he couldn't bear to look directly at him!

puff!
This time, Taibai Jinxing couldn't hold back, he really vomited blood!
God, I think he has been a good person all his life in Taibai Jinxing, how come he has to encounter such four pitfalls when he is old!

Damn, what is the law of heaven!
In fact, what Taibai Jinxing doesn't know is that the God he talks about, the justice he seeks, will now be tricked by another one and he will cry silently!

Looking at Taibai Jinxing who vomited blood, Tiandao secretly cast a sympathetic look: We are both degenerate people in the world, why should we know each other when we meet again!
"Old man, who are you? I said that you are also a mysterious fairy. Even if you are a little ugly, you won't use a transformation technique to make your face look better? Look at you, you are so ugly, it's almost natural Don't let it go, okay, so you're not afraid of being struck by lightning? If you go out like this, you won't be afraid of scaring the children? Even if I don't have children in Huaguo Mountain, it's a great sin for you to scare the flowers and plants!"

Just when Taibai Jinxing spit out a mouthful of old blood in his heart and felt a lot more comfortable in his heart, the golden monkey in his eyes pointed to him and asked.

puff!
Hearing this, Taibai Jinxing spurted out another mouthful of old blood!
You are ugly!Your whole family is ugly!
Your whole family is ugly, it's unreasonable!

Scaring the kids?Scared of flowers and plants?I scare you!
You are a fucking monkey, how dare you discuss beauty and ugliness with a human like me?The aesthetics are different, right?
Just as he was thinking this way, he saw the human youth next to the monkey looking at him with the same unbearable gaze.

"Taibai Jinxing, right? I said you, an old man, don't pay attention to your image. After all, you represent the face of the Heavenly Court. If you just go out like this, you are not afraid of sending the Jade Emperor to the Immortal Stage?"

Looking at Taibai Jinxing whose face was completely deformed, Mu Feng looked disgusted, just this, is it still a fairy?
Hearing this, Taibai Jinxing is so pissed off!

Damn it, I'm Taibai Jinxing, in the heavenly realm, even if he's not an idol, he's at least a handsome middle-aged guy!It’s fine if there is a problem with the monkey’s aesthetics, but you think I’m ugly even if you’re a human?Is there any reason for this?
Just as Taibai Jinxing was about to scold the street, a flash of light flashed in his mind, and he suddenly thought of something!
If I remember correctly, just now, when I landed, it probably seemed that maybe it was the fucking face first!
Thinking of this, Taibai Jinxing used a mysterious light mirror.

puff!
After seeing his current image, Taibai's mana in his body rioted, spit out a mouthful of old blood with a puff, and passed out completely!

Looking at the fainted Taibai Jinxing, Mufeng didn't show any sympathy on his face!

Live it!

This was the only thought in his mind at the moment.

What?You said he gloated?
Yes, he gloated!

Who let this old man cheat his apprentice again and again?In the original book, the reason why the monkey got into such trouble in the end is absolutely inseparable from the old man's repeated tricks.

Not to mention being dizzy, even if the old man fell from the sky and died just now, Mu Feng would not feel sorry for him, but would applaud instead!

Now the old man frightened himself into a faint. It has nothing to do with them. Everyone is watching, but they didn't do anything!

Well, a gentleman uses his mouth, not his hands!

He was gloating in his heart, but Mufeng knew that since the old man was not dead, they couldn't ignore the fact that he came to Huaguo Mountain.

After all, the plan still needs to be implemented, otherwise how can it deceive people?

He ordered Xiong Da Xiong Er and Hou Da Hou Er, who had fainted Taibai Jinxing, to carry Taibai Jinxing back to the cave, and Mufeng and Hou Zi also returned to Shuilian Cave.

Time, three months passed in a flash.

On this day, Taibai Jinxing, who finally healed all his injuries and thought he vomited blood several times to promote blood circulation, was a blessing in disguise and loosened the bottleneck in his body, and came to Shuilian Cave again!

"Your Majesty, just trust me, Xiaoxian really asked you to go to heaven to be a fairy, you were not thrown down from the sky!"

He couldn't remember how many times he had come to Shuilian Cave to invite the monkey, but every time the monkey kicked him out under the name of being a liar.

Thinking of this, he felt aggrieved, and at the same time, he couldn't help but secretly scolded his mother for being unreasonable. He had been immortal for thousands of years, and yet he would fall from the clouds!

"Didn't you get thrown down? Then how do you say you got down? You fell down by yourself? Did you break your face like this?" Monkey pouted, not believing the old man at all.

puff!
Hearing which pot was not opened by the monkey and which pot was lifted, Taibai Jinxing felt that the injury he had just healed was showing signs of recurrence.

"I don't know why I was so unlucky, I happened to meet the eye of merit appearing on top of my head!"

Taibai Jinxing wants to cry when I mention this matter, God knows you are a fool, the old man is a member of the Jade Emperor, and he works for you!

You fucking cheat your own people, do you still have a little humanity, is there any reason for this?

In the Tiandao space, watching Taibai Jinxing's mental activities, the Tiandao tooth shattered and swallowed in his stomach, knowing the pain in his heart!

It's the one who gets tricked. It can't escape the fate of being tricked when it encounters that trick. If it's tricked, it has to give people benefits. Where can it go to reason?

In the Water Curtain Cave, Taibai Jinxing didn't know about Heaven's difficulties, so he knew that he had been tricked this time.

And the monkey naturally knew that what Taibai Jinxing said was true.

The reason for this kind of behavior is just to make things difficult for Taibai Jinxing on purpose.

As early as when the old man was brought back, Mufeng told him the purpose of the old man's visit, and at the same time told Monkey that the old man was uneasy and kind, and came here under the pretense of being careful and tricking Monkey.

Now that he knows that this guy has no good intentions, it's no wonder that the monkey can make him feel better.

Although I can't expose him, and I can't do anything to him, but I will delay him for three to five months, make him angry, and collect the interest first!

(End of this chapter)