Time and Space Tavern

Chapter 4
Guan Yu is also a human being in essence, and he has not been praised as a god like later generations, not to mention that he has not fully grown up at this time.

He is brave and loyal, but also proud and greedy for beauty.

He was not afraid of ghosts and gods, but after seeing such a magical tavern, he couldn't calm down after all.

Hearing Guan Yu's words, Qiao Mu's heart felt as if ten thousand alpacas were rushing past. He wanted to knock on Guan Erye's head to see why he saw ghosts in addition to gods.

"Ignorant ancients." Qiao Mu shook his head and sighed.

He pointed to the shadow on the side, stretched out his hand towards Guan Yu and said, "Look, ghosts have no shadows."

"Ghosts have no shadows?" Guan Yu was dubious.Stretching out his hand tentatively, feeling the temperature in Qiao Mu's hand, he breathed out with lingering fear, and asked, "Since you are not a ghost, why didn't I find this place when I came back last night."

"Besides, these things are so miraculous, they are not worldly things." Guan Yu pointed to the lamps and other things, and the shock on his face could not be concealed.

Qiao Mu poured a glass of wine for Guan Yu with a smile: "What kind of gods and ghosts are just fleeting clouds, people still have to believe in themselves, believe in... their own eyes."

Guan Yu looked at Qiao Mu in bewilderment, but felt that Qiao Mu was too inscrutable, and what he said made him feel more confused.

Qiao Mu smiled disapprovingly, turned on the phone, and there were several interesting programs he had downloaded before, intending to let this guy relax.

A familiar voiceover sounded: "Why did the 8-year-old lady die naked on the street? Why did hundreds of female donkeys scream in the middle of the night... Is behind all this the distortion of human nature or the loss of morals? Stay tuned tonight at 8 o'clock CCTV[-] annual giant Presenting "Approaching Science"......"

Guan Yu jumped up with a wow, and almost overturned the table and chairs.After being comforted by Qiao Mu, he sat down tremblingly.His eyes widened, and he said incredulously, "Who is talking...how did these people get into this box..."

Qiao Mu's hair was full of black lines, and he realized that the future Guan Erye was indeed "close to the people" a bit too much.

Qiao Mu turned off the phone, causing Guan Yu's body to shake, and looked over: "Where are those people, where did they go? Could it be that you put them away with magic power?"

"Let's drink." Qiao Mu filled a glass of wine for Guan Yu, and pointed at the peanuts.

Guan Yu was full of doubts, and drank and ate peanuts stiffly.After going back and forth like this, the smell of alcohol made his head go numb, and he felt that all of this was even more mysterious.So much so that when he finally left the tavern, he forgot what state of mind he was in.In the same way, after sending him away with a smile, Qiao Mu slapped his thigh suddenly: Oh no, why didn't we talk about money?

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Braised beef, pig ears, preserved eggs, braised pig heart... While Qiao Mu was thinking of ways to get closer to Guan Yu, the money in his pocket gradually emptied.

During this period, Guan Yu experienced the initial fear and doubt, and was moved and grateful until he became accustomed to it.

For seven whole days, he would come to "Joe's Tavern" every night to taste delicious food and wine.One day, he tried to stay overnight at Qiao Mu's strong invitation, but when it was about dawn, he suddenly left the tavern and returned to a clearing in the mountains, which really surprised him. There is more respect for Qiao Mushi.

When he was a little drunk, Guan Yu took Qiao Mu's arm and sighed, "Since I came back from Cao Cao, my elder brother and my third younger brother have been estranged from me. I mentioned Brother Qiao's tavern the day before yesterday, but they didn't take it seriously. Even recently, It's really not reconciled that elder brother tried his best to win over a country scholar who called himself Wolong."

Qiao Mu didn't drink alcohol. When he heard this, a trace of astonishment flashed across his face, but he quickly restrained himself.In the past few days, he has checked the history of the Three Kingdoms, and he knows some major events that happened in the 12th year of Jian'an, and the three visits to the thatched cottage should have happened in this year.Just judging from some exchanges between him and Guan Yu, the time and space where the other party lives is vaguely different from the Three Kingdoms recorded in historical books or the novel "Romance of the Three Kingdoms".

"Brother Qiao still treats me like a real brother." Guan Yu suddenly looked at Qiao Mu, his eyes sparkling.

Qiao Mu smiled and waved his hands, and was about to say a few words of courtesy when Guan Yu said, "If Brother Qiao doesn't dislike it, how about we two become sworn brothers?"

Uh……

The first thought that came to Qiao Mu's mind was: Are you planning to renege on debts in this way?

However, he soon thought of something more. If the tavern could form a stable channel to the Three Kingdoms in the future, it would be good to have such a big brother.

With a smile on his face, he nodded and said, "I am honored."

After Qiao Mu responded, he saw Guan Yu take out a black burlap bag and pour out the contents.Looking at the bloody thing, the corners of Qiao Mu's mouth twitched, knowing that this majestic martial sage might have long been thinking of sworn marriage.The bag he brought earlier contained the heads of pigs, cattle and sheep, which looked fresh, and behind it was a small censer and a handful of incense.

The two moved a table, facing the door, set up sacrifices, burned incense and worshiped.Qiao Mu followed Guan Yu's voice and said, "Nian Guan Yu and Qiao Mu, even though they have different surnames, have become brothers, and we will work together and support each other. We don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but only to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day. , betrayal and ungratefulness, heaven and man will kill together!"

After the ceremony, Guan Yu immediately untied the jade pendant from his waist, put it in front of Qiao Mu, and said, "This jade pendant was given by General Cao in the past. It is priceless, and it is a gift for my younger brother."

Qiao Mu stupidly took it and said, "I don't have anything worthy of me, either..."

"Haha, Yu is lucky enough to be able to make friends with such an immortal person like my younger brother!" Guan Yu laughed, with pride in his tone, and a glint in his slightly narrowed eyes.

The so-called sworn vows are actually not so sacred, but more of a spiritual sustenance for a community of interests.When he accidentally entered the bandit's den, he made the same oath as the bandit leader, but later when the government came to suppress him, he personally cut off the head of the eldest brother.

Therefore, making friends with someone like Qiao Mu is a very tempting thing for Guan Yu, but the risk is very small.

The two of them have evil intentions, but on the surface they are asking for help and laughing.

After the ceremony, Guan Yu didn't stay for too long, and said that he wanted to greet his elder brother and third younger brother to meet Qiao Mu, his new younger brother. FHM Magazine.

Qiao Mu watched Guan Yu disappear into the thick fog with envy on his face.He really wanted to see through the fog, but unfortunately he couldn't do it.

"The legendary Liu Xuande and Zhang Yide!" Qiao Mu couldn't help feeling excited.

He had a premonition that he was going to be prosperous. He could make good friends with the generals of Shu among the Three Kingdoms through the Guan Yu line. Perhaps he could slowly figure it out and open up a trade road to modern times and the Three Kingdoms.Even, one day he can enter the mist and become a prominent person in Shu!

Isn't it written like this in those historical travel novels: Wake up and take power in the world, and lie drunk on the lap of a beauty!
With such a sweet dream in his arms, Qiao Mu fell asleep with a smile on his face.

(End of this chapter)