Time and Space Tavern

Chapter 704 Old Lord's Punishment

At the same time that Taishang Laojun's expression changed, Tony also closed his mouth.

He suddenly noticed that the old man on the opposite side seemed to have changed: from a puddle of water to a vast ocean, bringing him endless pressure.

His complexion changed slightly, and he said with a sneer: "Haha, I was just joking, I know these things are all rumors, the old gentleman is so upright, how could he do such a thing..."

"By the way, what else can the old man call it?" he asked.

The Taishang Laojun just looked at him calmly, and suddenly two vortexes appeared in those plain eyes, and the vortexes swirled rapidly, making Tony's expression dull for an instant, but quickly became clear.

He opened his mouth and said, "When I was six years old, I secretly drank Aunt Camille's bath water. It tasted a bit salty, not as good as her smell..."

"When I was seven years old, I peeped on Teacher Sarah going to the toilet. Teacher Sarah's ass is very white..."

His expression gradually became terrified, but his mouth was uncontrollable, and his voice became louder and louder, telling his embarrassing things: "I stole Aunt Malka's pantyhose and was threatened by Uncle Sam... "

As he opened his mouth slowly, the doors of several surrounding laboratories opened one after another, and a group of scientists from all walks of life looked over curiously.

"I peeped at Natasha taking a shower, and she found out..."

"I lied to Lina that I was very powerful, but in fact I could only hold on for 2 minutes..."

"Actually, I secretly drank Hulk's urine, and a witch doctor said that I could obtain the same powerful indescribable ability as him..."

When he said this, Qiao Mu couldn't bear to look directly at him: This guy really has a strong taste.

Orochimaru, who had been huddled by the door to watch, said, "It's really fun."

He turned his head to look into the laboratory and shouted, "Dr. Banner, he's talking about you."

"What are you talking about?" Banner asked curiously, putting down the test tube in his hand.

"He drank your urine." Orochimaru said calmly.

Banner: "..."

With all kinds of heavy-tasting hobbies being told by himself, Tony was about to cry.

then……

Taishang Laojun fulfilled his wish.

With a sound of "Wow", he began to cry.

When he was crying bitterly and talking about his desire to change to a humanoid Warcraft JJ, everyone around him laughed unscrupulously.

When Tony's tears were almost dry, Taishang Laojun finally let go of his little spell.

Tony was still saying this subconsciously, and he didn't realize that the matter was over until half a minute later when he felt dry and wanted to drink some water and stopped.

Looking at the indifferent Taishang Laojun and the smiling onlookers, he was so ashamed and angry that he wanted to leave.

But no matter what he did, he would remain motionless in place.

"Boss." He looked at Qiao Mu with a crying voice.

Qiao Mu reached out to pat him on the shoulder to comfort this guy, but suddenly remembered that this guy had drunk Hulk's urine, so he quickly withdrew his hand and said, "Never mind, who has no secrets."

After thinking about it, Qiao Mu still kindly mentioned: "If you have special needs, you can find those people in the Alchemy Pharmaceutical Center. Any difficult and miscellaneous diseases are a piece of cake for them."

"If you have some special hobbies, you can go to the security center to issue tasks..."

"By the way," Qiao Mu said, pointing to the Taishang Laojun, "At present, Laojun can be called the number one alchemist in the world. As long as you sincerely ask for it, Laojun may not help you."

Tony wants to cry but has no tears.

Taishang Laojun said indifferently: "Isn't it just to carry on the family? The water of the daughter's country, son and mother river can easily solve it."

Tony looked at him sadly, but when he saw the other party's gaze, he hurriedly lowered his head.

"Okay, let's show our new customer around here," Qiao Mu smiled at Tony, "I am very interested in your battle suit."

"I..." Tony wanted to say a few harsh words, but it turned into "my pleasure" when it came to his lips.

Some people who were ridiculed or teased by him laughed narrowly.

This made Tony embarrassed, but helpless.

Probably out of fear, Tony's narration is very thorough, including some technical points of Iron Man's suit. Unfortunately, the Taishang Laojun who has no basic technical support is not clear.

Even so, he listened with gusto.

Qiao Mu simply had nothing to do, so he stayed by his side all the time.

After Tony finished roughly speaking, Dr. Banner, who had long been curious about Taishang Laojun, began to talk about his research results.

His research direction is mainly Hulk itself.

He collects Hulk's data characteristics through his intelligent assistant, and studies its various attributes, so as to help him integrate with Hulk.

Since he can transform at will here and restore himself to normal through the energy of the tavern, his research on Hulk has also made considerable progress.

It's just that his research results did not attract the interest of Taishang Laojun, including Dashewan's "longevity technique" and various ninjutsu, which were too crude for Taishang Laojun.

However, some casual pointers from Taishang Laojun benefited Dr. Banner and Dashewan a lot.

Tony watched this scene silently, and the thoughts in his heart were self-evident.

Later, under the leadership of Tony, the three visited other laboratories.

In each laboratory, Taishang Laojun will stay for a short while.

Obviously, except for biological science and other related subjects, he is interested in other scientific research projects.

By the time he left the technology research and development center, Taishang Laojun was already full of longing.

Whether it is the scientific research results or the research attitude of those scientists, they are quite attractive to him, making him think of himself who just discovered the path of cultivation in the past.

That kind of road of overcoming thorns and thorns, even in retrospect today, is an unforgettable memory.

Just when Taishang Laojun didn't know how to speak, Qiao Mu spoke first and said, "If Laojun is interested in these things, you might as well come and see them from time to time."

"Yes?" Taishang Laojun was a little surprised.

Qiao Mu nodded, hesitated for a while, and said, "It's just that you need to sign a contract."

"Contract?" Taishang Laojun hesitated.

Seeing his expression, Qiao Mu understood that it would be difficult for him to join the Space-Time Tavern willingly and permanently.

After hesitating for half a second, he gave up on dealing with him the way he planned to treat Tathagata Buddha.

"There are two types of contracts. One is a permanent contract, dedicating everything to the Time-Space Tavern and obtaining the protection of the Time-Space Tavern," Qiao Mu said, looking at the Taishang Laojun, "Even if you are in harmony with the Dao, you will still retain your own consciousness. exist!"

Seeing Taishang Laojun's expressionless expression, he gave up his last glimmer of hope and said, "The second type is a short-term contract, which can be discussed in detail according to your specific demands and acceptable conditions."

"Can you talk about a short-term contract?" Taishang Laojun said.

"Of course." Qiao Mu nodded.

[Sorry, I still couldn't hold on yesterday, the flu is fierce, so please pay attention to your body, and try not to take any azithromycin, it can kill people! ! ! 】

(End of this chapter)