Taoist Temple of Time and Space

Chapter 291. 294. Bajie

Zhu Bajie apologized quickly when he heard the words, saying that being a husband didn't mean that, and he looked nervous, like a rookie.

"Forget it, I don't know your general knowledge"

Gao Cuilan sneered.

"Thank you ma'am for understanding"

Zhu Bajie happily continued to walk forward.

As night fell, the fog in the mountains was heavy, and the roars of tigers and wolves could be heard from time to time. Gao Cuilan, a lady who never left the house, was naturally frightened and asked to go back.

"My lady, don't worry, I don't have any other skills for my husband, but it is more than enough to deal with wolves, tigers and leopards in the mountains."

Zhu Bajie said very confidently.

Nonsense, he was a former Tianpeng Marshal. Although he was demoted to the mortal world and became a monster, he still firmly remembered the immortal technique "Dapin Tianxian Jue" that he had practiced in the past. Over the years, he had practiced diligently. It's not as good as in the previous life, there was no one who could cover him within a few hundred miles.

For example, the second sister Egg in Yunzhan Cave in Fuling Mountain can be said to be a tyrant in the Tibetan kingdom of Uzbekistan, but he relied on her cultivation and put her on the hen's nest.

But I don't know if it's because the old pig has too much demand for it. The second sister of the egg died after only marrying the old pig for one year.The victimized old pig had no choice but to go down the mountain to look for it again. Once by chance, he saw half of Gao Cuilan's face, and the old pig swore that he would not marry unless Gao Cuilan, which led to many incidents.

"Well, lady, you seem to be gaining weight again!"

Zhu Bajie said doubtfully as he walked through the fog.

"It's probably because the fog was too heavy and my clothes got wet, Ah Sneeze!"

Before Gao Cuilan finished explaining, she sneezed.

Zhu Bajie, who loves his wife like his life, is distracted again and expresses concern for Gao Cuilan's body.

After walking a short path, Gao Cuilan became heavier and heavier, weighing at least 150 Jin. Although Zhu Bajie loves his wife like his life, he is not a fool.

"Cuilan, you"

Gao Cuilan also happened to think of something, and said oops: "Husband, I forgot to tell you something. Before you broke into the Xiulou, a female crown came in and cast a spell on my body, saying it was some kind of jack. , will make the body of the concubine more and more heavy."

"Nvguan, I saw her at the door, but I haven't seen her since. Why did she cast spells on you?"

Zhu Bajie had doubts in his mind about the beautiful face of Tiger Erniang.

"I don't even know myself"

Gao Cuilan's voice was very low.

"All right"

Zhu Bajie let go of his doubts.

For the next part of the journey, Gao Cuilan became heavier and heavier, saying it was a thousand catties, but in the end, it went up by several thousand catties, tens of thousands of catties, and hundreds of thousands of catties. Gradually, Zhu Bajie couldn't bear it anymore and panted like a cow.

"Hoo ho, madam, you, you are too heavy for my husband to carry!"

Gao Cuilan pointed forward and asked.

"Hold on a little longer. Is that the cave that emits light on the mountain in front?"

Zhu Bajie looked up and saw that he was almost there, so he gritted his teeth and continued to walk forward. Halfway through, the steps became heavier and heavier, like carrying a mountain.

"Mother, lady, I really can't do it as a husband!"

Gao Cuilan feigned anger and said, "If you can't carry it, I won't marry you."

Zhu Bajie, who loves his wife like a slave, endured extreme exhaustion, and continued to walk forward, and finally entered the cave at the moment when he was about to faint.

It has to be said that the layout inside has been thoughtful. Inside the cave, an open area is decorated like a palace, with all kinds of precious furniture, gold and silver vessels, all kinds of brocade silks and satins, all kinds of jade beds, and musical instruments filled with various The pearl baby exudes a strange brilliance and is very beautiful. I don't know if I thought it was in the royal treasure house.

Zhu Bajie, who had fainted, fell on the ground and woke up almost two hours later. The moment he was sober, he immediately thought of Gao Cuilan, and hurriedly said: "My lady"

"I am here"

On the jade bed not far away, a graceful figure wearing only single clothes looked extremely charming under the light of pearls.

This is simply a tender and delicious little sheep waiting for the big bad wolf.

Zhu Bajie was short of breath, disregarding the exhaustion of his whole body, he walked over excitedly while taking off his clothes.

That graceful back slowly turned around, and her profile was perfect.

"you!"

Zhu Bajie's eyeballs almost fell out.

"Surprise, surprise or surprise, surprise or happiness!"

Ruhua, who was wearing unlined clothing, turned around in a gesture of buttoning her booger.

"Oh, my god, there are monsters!"

The thing under Zhu Bajie, who had already been stripped off, suddenly shrank, and he jumped three feet high, rushing out as if fleeing for his life.

But he didn't want to see a booger-holding Ru Hua standing at the door.

"Husband, everyone is waiting anxiously!"

"Monster, monster..."

Zhu Bajie directly smashed through the wall on one side of the cave, broke out, and fled in the mountains. But no matter where he went, there would be a Ruhua waiting for him, calling him husband, saying that he wanted her very much.

That night, Zhu Bajie was frightened continuously, causing great psychological trauma, so that the thing could no longer be used.

I don't know when, it was dawn, and the fog in the mountains still hadn't dissipated. Zhu Bajie, with only a piece of rag wrapped in his lower body, shivered shivering in the grass.

Hundreds of Ruhua surrounded the surroundings, calling Zhu Bajie to come out, and with a light cough out of thin air, hundreds of Ruhua turned into crickets and scattered away.

It turns out that Gao Cuilan and Ruhua this night were all transformed into crickets. Needless to say, it was caused by someone. The effect was pretty good. At this moment, Marshal Tianpeng's nerves almost collapsed.

"Canopy, canopy..."

An ethereal voice, ethereal and unreliable, seemed to come from the nine heavens, and seemed to be right next to my ears.

"Chang'e, Chang'e, it's Chang'e's voice!"

Zhu Bajie climbed out of the grass stiffly and saw a hazy and dreamy back. It was not the back of Chang'e in the past. He had been peeking at it for thousands of years, and it was too familiar.

"Chang'e...Chang'e"

Zhu Bajie shouted out Chang'e's name with difficulty, and his mind became clearer.

"Surprise, surprise or surprise, surprise or happiness!"

Ruhua turned around with the motion of buttoning her booger.

"puff……"

Zhu Bajie spat out a mouthful of blood and fell straight down.

Ruhua was stunned for a while, lowered her head and spit on the ground, turned into a cricket and disappeared into the grass.

Soon, Chu Feng, who was dressed in a black Taoist robe, came lightly, looked at Zhu Bajie, who was neither dead nor alive, and sighed lightly.

"Taken another one"

……

In the big forest three hundred miles away from Gaolaozhuang, a female crown wearing a black and yellow Taoist robe sat cross-legged, with a peaceful expression.

At the root of a tree not far away, a charming bride was soundly asleep, her high chest rising and falling due to her breathing.

Suddenly, a few steps away, there was a sound of trampling on a branch.

The crown and the bride opened their eyes at the same time.

"My Lord, how is it?"

The one who spoke was naturally Hu Erniang.

"The pig demon was terrified. When Xuanzang comes, he may not be able to recover."

Chu Feng said calmly.

(End of this chapter)