Taoist Temple of Time and Space
Chapter 364 371. Master, please stop talking, I really want to die!
Chapter 364 371. Master, please stop talking, I really want to die!
Five or six steps away, there was a beautifully dressed girl, her clothes were a bit messy, and her delicate makeup had been stained by tears.Obviously, was molested.
It turned out that Niu Bi was a hero saving the beauty, and Chu Feng was about to go there when he saw Niu Bi comforting the girl with an unnatural expression, what, you can escort the girl back Yunyun.
I don't know if she was frightened, but after expressing her gratitude, the girl rejected Niu Bi, a good stranger.
When the girl walked away, Chu Feng, who had turned into an old Taoist priest, appeared behind Niu Bi.
"Everyone is gone, why are you still watching!"
Niu Bi turned around quickly, with a happy expression on his face.He never expected to meet such a powerful master so soon.
"master"
Chu Feng nodded, and said calmly, "Do you know why that woman didn't even let you give it to me?"
Niu Bi's eyes became strange. Master, an old antique who didn't know how many thousand years ago, actually understood this. At that moment, he asked curiously: "Master, why?"
Chu Feng didn't say anything, and took out a mirror from his sleeve.
"You can tell by yourself"
Niu Bi was taken aback for a moment, then lowered his head in shame, master, apprentice knows that he is not good looking, but you are too straightforward.
"Niu Bi, I'm not talking about you as a teacher. This is an era where faces are judged. Your name is Niu Bi. It's useless to fight if you're awesome!"
Chu Feng said earnestly.
Niu Bi was stunned, this is something that an old antique who has lived for thousands of years can say, this master may be a fake master.
"Pimpedao spread your bright sun, which can be used to wash the tendons and cut the marrow. Although the effect is not very good, after a long time, it can always be done. When the time comes, your yellow canine teeth and your pimples The devastated pitted face, your suspected abuse of hair removal cream, burned face, your overly covered beard, your full face..."
Chu Feng stared at Niu Bi's face, and said a dozen sentences in one breath.
"Master, please stop talking, I really want to die!"
Niu Bi covered his face and said heartbroken.
"Don't be sad. I will introduce you to a beautiful senior sister, Huang Rong."
Chu Feng turned his head sideways and waved his hands.
Huang Rong stepped out of the shadows, with a superb face, matched with a devil's figure, coupled with a fashionable modern attire, she was extraordinarily seductive.
Niu Bi was stunned, how could there be such a beautiful woman in the world.It would be nice to be a wife if I could snatch her home.Uh, wait a minute, what did the master just say, her name is Huang Rong!
No way, the master is so heaven-defying that he can even make out the characters in the novel.Wait a minute, it is said that during the day, the appearance of the leading actor in the movie "Kung Fu" is also related to the master.
Thinking of this, Niu Bi looked at Chu Feng with an inexplicable taste.
"Pindao wants to borrow the lo mei shop where you work."
Chu Feng interrupted Niu Bi's thoughts.
"OK, OK"
Niu Bi nodded hurriedly.
Back at the lo-mei shop, the three of them stood by the table with a pot of lo-mei on it, which smelled very good.
"Master, is this punishment?"
Huang Rong looked suspicious. She was always smart, but she couldn't believe that the punishment was so simple.
"Have you ever heard that Tao gives birth to one, one gives birth to two, and three gives birth to all things?"
With a wave of Chu Feng's hand, the wooden basin in front of him spread around, covering the entire table in no time, and the lo mei inside kept swelling upwards, and it took more than half a meter to stop.
"Here, I'm afraid there are hundreds of catties. What mistake did Senior Sister Huang Rong make to eat so much?"
Niu Bi clicked his tongue, he didn't think Huang Rong who was opposite could finish the food in front of him.
"Uh"
Huang Rong was also stunned. Ordinary people can eat six catties at most in the cafeteria. As a warrior, she doubled it to twelve catties, but that's all. The immortal master made so much at once, it's not for her life Well.
"This stuff tastes good and you have a night."
After saying that, Chu Feng walked out.
"No matter how delicious it is, you can't eat so much!"
Huang Rong touched her swollen belly that had not been fully digested, with a miserable expression.This time it was so miserable that Master Immortal was going to play with her to death.
"master"
Niu Bi at the side saw Chu Feng going out, and followed him.
Chu Feng, who had already reached the door of the room, stretched out his hand to suck the cow wall into his hand, and appeared on the roof in a flash.
This lo mei shop is a front shop attached to a super high-end residential area. It is nine floors high. I don’t know who raised a big black dog on it. It is very fierce. When Chu Feng and Niu Bi appeared, he yelled crazily .If it weren't for the chain, I'm afraid he would just rush over.
Chu Feng glanced over, and the big black dog immediately shrank back like a mouse seeing a cat.
Looking back, Chu Feng smiled and said: "Niu Bi, the poor Taoist wants you to help the poor Taoist preach in this world, are you willing?"
Niu Bi originally thought that he came up just to blow some wind, but when he heard this kind of dialogue like inheriting the sect, his little heart suddenly beat fast.
"As long as the master lives, I am willing to go up to the mountain of swords and the sea of fire."
Chu Feng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, this guy looked like someone with a weak will, talking big words.
"Niubi, Pindao doesn't ask too much of you. Within a month, gather [-] disciples, and they must be devout. Can you do it!"
Niu Bi's originally firm face suddenly collapsed. This is called not demanding, which is clearly too demanding. With his current strength, at most he can beat a few bad guys and let others join Yan (harmony) Zhaomen. possible.
"Master, it's not my apprentice who is trying to shirk. This is really impossible, unless you can give me a superpower, for example, you can heal a sick person casually, so that I can gather a large number of believers in a short time."
Chu Feng's heart moved, and he used the method of saving people to gather beliefs. This method is good. I have never tried it before. Now in this world, I can try it.
After making up his mind, Chu Feng said, "You have no foundation in cultivation, and it will be bad for your future to force indoctrination by Pindao. In this way, Pindao will give you a supernatural power to transfer other people's diseases, and you only need to pay a little. A small price to pay."
"The supernatural power to transfer other people's diseases!"
Niu Bi's eyes glowed with fire. With this kind of supernatural power, it is not as simple as saving people. He can accumulate a lot of wealth with this, and by the way, he can also transfer the messy things on his face to others.
"This supernatural power is called Qiankun Teleportation, close your eyes"
Chu Feng stretched out his finger and touched Niu Bi's forehead, an inexplicable brilliance flashed.
"I can transfer the disease"
Niu Bi opened his eyes that had just been closed, his face glowed with excitement, as if he couldn't wait to find someone to try.
"Taoism is sacred, don't deceive the sky, don't deceive people, remember, remember"
This transfer of heaven and earth comes from "Three Thousand Ways of Taoism". There is a drawback. Those who use it must have the heart of a child, otherwise they will suffer backlash.
Seeing Niu Bi's complacency, Chu Feng gave a warning.
(End of this chapter)
Five or six steps away, there was a beautifully dressed girl, her clothes were a bit messy, and her delicate makeup had been stained by tears.Obviously, was molested.
It turned out that Niu Bi was a hero saving the beauty, and Chu Feng was about to go there when he saw Niu Bi comforting the girl with an unnatural expression, what, you can escort the girl back Yunyun.
I don't know if she was frightened, but after expressing her gratitude, the girl rejected Niu Bi, a good stranger.
When the girl walked away, Chu Feng, who had turned into an old Taoist priest, appeared behind Niu Bi.
"Everyone is gone, why are you still watching!"
Niu Bi turned around quickly, with a happy expression on his face.He never expected to meet such a powerful master so soon.
"master"
Chu Feng nodded, and said calmly, "Do you know why that woman didn't even let you give it to me?"
Niu Bi's eyes became strange. Master, an old antique who didn't know how many thousand years ago, actually understood this. At that moment, he asked curiously: "Master, why?"
Chu Feng didn't say anything, and took out a mirror from his sleeve.
"You can tell by yourself"
Niu Bi was taken aback for a moment, then lowered his head in shame, master, apprentice knows that he is not good looking, but you are too straightforward.
"Niu Bi, I'm not talking about you as a teacher. This is an era where faces are judged. Your name is Niu Bi. It's useless to fight if you're awesome!"
Chu Feng said earnestly.
Niu Bi was stunned, this is something that an old antique who has lived for thousands of years can say, this master may be a fake master.
"Pimpedao spread your bright sun, which can be used to wash the tendons and cut the marrow. Although the effect is not very good, after a long time, it can always be done. When the time comes, your yellow canine teeth and your pimples The devastated pitted face, your suspected abuse of hair removal cream, burned face, your overly covered beard, your full face..."
Chu Feng stared at Niu Bi's face, and said a dozen sentences in one breath.
"Master, please stop talking, I really want to die!"
Niu Bi covered his face and said heartbroken.
"Don't be sad. I will introduce you to a beautiful senior sister, Huang Rong."
Chu Feng turned his head sideways and waved his hands.
Huang Rong stepped out of the shadows, with a superb face, matched with a devil's figure, coupled with a fashionable modern attire, she was extraordinarily seductive.
Niu Bi was stunned, how could there be such a beautiful woman in the world.It would be nice to be a wife if I could snatch her home.Uh, wait a minute, what did the master just say, her name is Huang Rong!
No way, the master is so heaven-defying that he can even make out the characters in the novel.Wait a minute, it is said that during the day, the appearance of the leading actor in the movie "Kung Fu" is also related to the master.
Thinking of this, Niu Bi looked at Chu Feng with an inexplicable taste.
"Pindao wants to borrow the lo mei shop where you work."
Chu Feng interrupted Niu Bi's thoughts.
"OK, OK"
Niu Bi nodded hurriedly.
Back at the lo-mei shop, the three of them stood by the table with a pot of lo-mei on it, which smelled very good.
"Master, is this punishment?"
Huang Rong looked suspicious. She was always smart, but she couldn't believe that the punishment was so simple.
"Have you ever heard that Tao gives birth to one, one gives birth to two, and three gives birth to all things?"
With a wave of Chu Feng's hand, the wooden basin in front of him spread around, covering the entire table in no time, and the lo mei inside kept swelling upwards, and it took more than half a meter to stop.
"Here, I'm afraid there are hundreds of catties. What mistake did Senior Sister Huang Rong make to eat so much?"
Niu Bi clicked his tongue, he didn't think Huang Rong who was opposite could finish the food in front of him.
"Uh"
Huang Rong was also stunned. Ordinary people can eat six catties at most in the cafeteria. As a warrior, she doubled it to twelve catties, but that's all. The immortal master made so much at once, it's not for her life Well.
"This stuff tastes good and you have a night."
After saying that, Chu Feng walked out.
"No matter how delicious it is, you can't eat so much!"
Huang Rong touched her swollen belly that had not been fully digested, with a miserable expression.This time it was so miserable that Master Immortal was going to play with her to death.
"master"
Niu Bi at the side saw Chu Feng going out, and followed him.
Chu Feng, who had already reached the door of the room, stretched out his hand to suck the cow wall into his hand, and appeared on the roof in a flash.
This lo mei shop is a front shop attached to a super high-end residential area. It is nine floors high. I don’t know who raised a big black dog on it. It is very fierce. When Chu Feng and Niu Bi appeared, he yelled crazily .If it weren't for the chain, I'm afraid he would just rush over.
Chu Feng glanced over, and the big black dog immediately shrank back like a mouse seeing a cat.
Looking back, Chu Feng smiled and said: "Niu Bi, the poor Taoist wants you to help the poor Taoist preach in this world, are you willing?"
Niu Bi originally thought that he came up just to blow some wind, but when he heard this kind of dialogue like inheriting the sect, his little heart suddenly beat fast.
"As long as the master lives, I am willing to go up to the mountain of swords and the sea of fire."
Chu Feng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, this guy looked like someone with a weak will, talking big words.
"Niubi, Pindao doesn't ask too much of you. Within a month, gather [-] disciples, and they must be devout. Can you do it!"
Niu Bi's originally firm face suddenly collapsed. This is called not demanding, which is clearly too demanding. With his current strength, at most he can beat a few bad guys and let others join Yan (harmony) Zhaomen. possible.
"Master, it's not my apprentice who is trying to shirk. This is really impossible, unless you can give me a superpower, for example, you can heal a sick person casually, so that I can gather a large number of believers in a short time."
Chu Feng's heart moved, and he used the method of saving people to gather beliefs. This method is good. I have never tried it before. Now in this world, I can try it.
After making up his mind, Chu Feng said, "You have no foundation in cultivation, and it will be bad for your future to force indoctrination by Pindao. In this way, Pindao will give you a supernatural power to transfer other people's diseases, and you only need to pay a little. A small price to pay."
"The supernatural power to transfer other people's diseases!"
Niu Bi's eyes glowed with fire. With this kind of supernatural power, it is not as simple as saving people. He can accumulate a lot of wealth with this, and by the way, he can also transfer the messy things on his face to others.
"This supernatural power is called Qiankun Teleportation, close your eyes"
Chu Feng stretched out his finger and touched Niu Bi's forehead, an inexplicable brilliance flashed.
"I can transfer the disease"
Niu Bi opened his eyes that had just been closed, his face glowed with excitement, as if he couldn't wait to find someone to try.
"Taoism is sacred, don't deceive the sky, don't deceive people, remember, remember"
This transfer of heaven and earth comes from "Three Thousand Ways of Taoism". There is a drawback. Those who use it must have the heart of a child, otherwise they will suffer backlash.
Seeing Niu Bi's complacency, Chu Feng gave a warning.
(End of this chapter)
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