Taoist Temple of Time and Space

Chapter 579 586. Come on, hurt each other!
Hui Hai chuckled. In his view, Zhang Wei's rebuttal was a ridiculous reaction when he was cornered and had nowhere to go.

"What are you laughing at, stupid donkey, you said you have 500 million deposits, take it out and have a look, you said you have three lovers, where are they now?"

Zhang Wei is a dick, but at the same time he is also a fighter in the hanging silk, sober up soon, the dead bald donkey fell into this field, 500 million, three lovers and so on, now they belong to others, there is no Show off your qualifications.

Hui Hai was like a quacking duck being strangled by someone, his face was flushed red, and he couldn't speak a word.

Zhang Wei's words immediately hit his weakness. Five million, three lovers, etc., ceased to exist when he was kicked out of Lingchan Temple.

"Women raised by money will always like money. When you have no money, they will naturally fall into the arms of others. Now imagine in your mind the scene where they are in other people's bed. Don't you have a special feeling in your heart, hahahaha , in my opinion, you are a sad reminder."

Zhang Wei, who was never late for beating a dog in the water, satirized Hui Hai mercilessly.

Hui Hai was originally an old fox who had been up and down in the sea of ​​people for many years, and with the system in hand, he recovered faster than Zhang Wei.

"Hahaha, no matter how sad I am, I am better than you. I have tasted first-class food, lived in a luxurious house, ridden in a million-dollar luxury car, traveled around the world, and most importantly, as a A monk, I have slept with a beautiful girl with big breasts, long legs, close to three digits, and you, living in a pitiful rental house, eating cheap and unhygienic snacks, except playing games, masturbating yourself in front of movies, consuming What else have you done with your own boring life!"

Zhang Wei's face turned blue and white, as if he had learned a face-changing magic trick.

As a member of tens of millions of bachelors, his life is similar to what Hui Hai described.

But losers can't lose, Zhang Wei soon found a breakthrough.

"You have dark circles around your eyes, your lips are black and inelastic, your nose is red, you have acne marks, and your ears and face are slightly darker than ordinary people. These signs indicate that you have kidney deficiency."

What is a man with kidney deficiency to be proud of?

Zhang Wei made a contemptuous face.

Hui Hai immediately refuted.

The two of you come and go, not giving in to each other.

Standing aside, Chu Feng looked at the two young adults speechlessly, using language as a knife, you stab me, I stab you.

Interesting.

Interesting.

"You dead bald donkey, what kind of cow are you? If you fall into this field, you should lie down and eat food"

Zhang Wei shouted.

"It's better for me to fall into this situation than you, living like a big fool"

Huihai sneered.

"Come on, hurt each other"

Zhang Wei blushed and had a thick neck.

……

Twenty minutes later, Zhang Wei and Hui Hai sat on the ground panting on the left and right sides of the Buddhist hall.

Chu Feng, who was bored and playing with the black cat, stood up, looked at the two people who were still staring at each other, and said, "Both of you are adults, why do you have to fight like a child."

Zhang Wei and Hui Hai snorted at the same time.

Chu Feng wanted to say more.

Suddenly, a voice of speaking came from outside.

"The old man's business has come to the door, whoever makes trouble, the old man will fight to the death with him!"

Putting down the two harsh words, Hui Hai tidied up her appearance, paced gracefully, and walked out like a white goose.

"Pindao, let's go out and take a look."

Chu Feng left Zhang Wei behind, turned around and walked to the steps at the entrance of the Buddhist hall a few steps away.

"Two women and one man, a messy marriage line"

Hui Hai muttered softly.

Chu Feng looked up, and there were two women and a man whom he had seen before.

"Hey, isn't that the handsome Taoist priest I've seen before?"

It was an ordinary-looking girl who opened the mouth.

Girls who are not good-looking have particularly good eyesight when they see handsome guys.

The man who was a little slower and her girlfriend with long black and straight hair showed surprise.

The two sides were going in different directions. It is said that the two sides should be twenty or thirty miles away now, but they met again here strangely.

"Master, we meet again"

The man greeted, showing a mouth full of white and neat teeth.

"Poverty and a few fate"

Chu Feng responded with a smile.

"Don't steal my business." Hui Hai murmured in a low voice, and before Chu Feng could respond, he made a gesture and said solemnly: "Amitabha, good benefactors, the poor monk is the abbot here, and his name, um, Huiming, may I ask you?" Do you need any help?"

Chu Feng was speechless, this Hui Hai, worried that others would know his past, even changed his dharma name.

"May I ask the abbot, which Buddha or Bodhisattva is enshrined here?"

The average-looking girl asked.

Hui Hai was waiting for an answer when he suddenly forgot which Buddha or Bodhisattva was enshrined inside.

"System, it's inconvenient for me to turn around now, can you help me see which Buddha or Bodhisattva is enshrined inside?"

"do not know."

If you don't take it this far, the system won't be able to stand it anymore.

"I'll go to your Mahler Gobi!" Hui Hai cursed wildly in his heart.

"Abbot, what are you thinking? Let me ask you which Buddha or Bodhisattva is enshrined here?"

The average-looking girl frowned.

As an unattractive person, she has a shortcoming common to many unattractive people, that is, she is a bit sensitive - the kind of sensitivity that cares about other people's attitudes.

When Hui Hai was worrying, Chu Feng's voice sounded in his mind.

"Kashyapa Bodhisattva"

Hui Hai glanced at Chu Feng gratefully, and put his palms together solemnly and peacefully.

"The poor monk serves Kasyapa Bodhisattva"

"Kashyapa Bodhisattva, why do you hear it so familiar?" The average-looking girl looked like she was about to think of it but couldn't.

"Journey to the West"

The man with a sunny smile reminded him in a low voice.

"That's right, that's right, in Journey to the West, the ordinary-looking girl who deceived Monk Tang and his disciples and gave him scriptures without words" suddenly realized.

The peacefulness on Huihai's face faded and turned into a serious one.

"Female benefactor, Journey to the West is just a popular novel of the Ming Dynasty, and it is not the same as Kasyapa Bodhisattva of my Buddhist school."

"Sorry." The average-looking girl stuck out her tongue, but she wasn't cute at all.

Just as having sex is only for handsome guys, sticking out your tongue is only suitable for cute girls.

Hui Hai hummed, and looked at the man who smiled brightly.

"There is a pink cyclone above your head, it will not disperse, and you may have good luck."

The man who smiled brightly, his complexion darkened, said: "Abbot, you monks make a living by showing others, I understand, but you can't say anything."

Hui Hai sighed slightly, and added: "You still have a death calamity in this peach blossom calamity. Judging by your stagnant complexion, you should be suffering from some kind of terminal illness."

(End of this chapter)