Accelerator of a certain comic
Chapter 131;
Chapter 131;
Deadpool is a mutant with enhanced self-healing ability. In principle, there are many mutants with this ability, but Deadpool is undoubtedly the most special.
Of course, the special here does not mean that he can break the fourth wall. After all, the fourth wall is too illusory. Believe it or not, not to mention that he is not a character in Marvel comics.Therefore, from Lu Fang’s point of view, apart from the strange creatures like Deadpool, and philosophers like Socrates and Zhuang Zhou, no one would go crazy and think about whether a butterfly has become me or I have become a butterfly.
What makes Deadpool special in Lu Fangfang's eyes is that he is not a naturally awakened mutant, but awakened to become a mutant under the stimulation of artificial technology.
And although Lu Yifang brought in a lot of funds and excellent scientists in the field of biological genes in order to establish a research institute, Lu Yi Fang also sent some research results of beasts to the White Queen two days ago.
But that is the magical X gene after all, it is not so easy to get results, and on the other hand, Thor has already come, which means that the battle of New York may not be far away.The Earth's interstellar era is about to begin, so the research on the X gene must have results as soon as possible.
And at this time Deadpool appeared in front of him, how could Lu Yifang let it go, the information obtained from himself and the organization that created him might be able to surprise Lu Yifang.
"You want to find Deadpool?" After thinking about this, Lu Fang immediately turned his attention to Pete.
"Yes, regarding this new mutant named Deadpool, I have had several contacts with him." Seeing that Lu Fang seemed interested in him, Pete had no choice but to explain things from the beginning.
"Although every time he appears, he will basically cause violent massacres, but most of the people he kills are violent terrorists, so I don't think he should be regarded as an evil mutant. And the professor also wondered why he can block his own telepathy. He is very interested, so the professor wants me to bring him to the college for a meeting."
"And then?" Lu Yifang nodded and continued to ask.
"Then he was a little uncooperative, which made the progress of this task a bit slow." Pete scratched his hair and said honestly.
"It's so, then I'll go with you." Lu Fangfang said with a smile.
"It's really rare. I didn't expect that the chairman of our party would be free to do these small tasks." Just then, a teasing girl's voice came.
And in the whole school, Katie is the only one who can talk to Lu Fang in this way.
"Why are you here?" Lu Yifang turned around and looked at Katie in surprise.
"Because I originally wanted to ask Katie for help. After all, we belong to the student union." Pete explained. "Of course, if you, the chairman of one party, can also participate, that would be really great."
"In that case, let's act. Where is the location? I'll drive~!" Lu Yifang clapped his hands and strode out the door, but didn't notice that the faces of Katie and Pete had turned dark when they heard this. .
·······
Hey, yean, I wanna shoop, baby!
Shoop, shoop, ba-doop!
Ummm, you're packed and you're stacked······
Accompanied by melodious music, on an overpass in downtown New York, a man wearing a red and black tights and carrying a pair of knives was shaking his calf to the music, and was scribbling on a piece of white paper with a crayon.
"Hi, I'm Francis the Stupid."
"Accept the punishment of the great Deadpool, you son of a bitch." Looking at the completed Q-version cartoon of Deadpool shooting Francis, Deadpool dubbed the voice with great interest.
However, Deadpool, who was enjoying himself so much, suddenly froze for a moment, and then stopped what he was doing. "Oh, hello! It's shocking, isn't it, that a fringe character like me will have the opportunity to play."
"The answer is very simple. I made a PY transaction. Please don't doubt it and don't overthink it, because what I did was the dirtiest kind of transaction you think. Ah, then It was an exhausting and memorable evening, you must have never seen Deadpool in women's clothing." Deadpool said with a gesture.
"Well, I know some of you may point to my face to question my charm. Well, I actually admit that I'm not very good, so I'll find a way to find someone to fix my face, And... Oh!" Deadpool suddenly stood up when he saw several black cars approaching under the overpass.
"Well, I have to kill a few villains." Deadpool said, already reaching out and holding the handle of the knife on his back.
"You may think that I will shout justice from heaven. Wake up. Deadpool likes to play with knives. Of course, I will never tell you. The truth is that I was in a hurry when I took a taxi in the morning. I didn't bring much. It’s because of the bullets. Oh, did I say something that shouldn’t be said just now, if I did, then pretend you didn’t hear it.” Deadpool jumped off the overpass after finishing speaking.
"Leap of Faith~!"
"Bang~!" With the shattering of the top glass of the middle car, Deadpool had already entered the car.
"Perfect shot at the G-spot, the little tadpole Deadpool is going to make trouble here." Deadpool raised his foot and kicked the person behind him out of the glass behind the car.
"Grab him~!" Seeing this, the other people in the car naturally wouldn't let go of their hands and watched. Except for the one who was driving, the others all rushed over.
But Deadpool, who is proficient in fighting skills, is not so easy to deal with. While dealing with these big guys, he also took out the Q layout just drawn.
"I'm looking for Francis, you've seen this guy... Bang!"
Deadpool, who was talking, was suddenly grabbed by someone's head, and had several intimate contacts with the car's audio connection.
"Oh, well, it's a bit careless, but I'm not going to stop like this." Deadpool said with a sudden force, turned over and twisted the man's neck, and then pressed the cigarette lighter into it. in the man's mouth.
"How does the taste compare to that white sticky fishy liquid? Don't ask me. I don't know anything. Deadpool is a pure little bitch."
While Deadpool was talking trash, the man broke free from Deadpool suddenly, and then drew his gun.
"Bang bang~!" However, the pistol did not hit Deadpool, but hit the driver instead.
The high-speed car lost control at this moment, accelerated and crashed into another car, causing a chain reaction and creating a series of car accidents.
"This story tells us that when driving, don't point the gun at the driver's head, let alone blow his head, because he may get angry and do some aggressive actions." Climbed out of the car.
At this time, several other cars had already surrounded them. When they saw a group of people with machine guns rushing down in the car, Deadpool hurriedly hid the car as a cover.
"So this is the great free America. Walking on the street, there are several fully armed terrorists rushing out. Seriously, you may not believe that Deadpool is a peaceful man who supports the ban on guns. , at least just now when I realized that today's affairs would be much easier if there were no guns, I understood that Ao Guanhai is a good comrade."
"Hey, don't you guys wonder why I'm wearing a red tights?" Deadpool who was hiding behind the car suddenly raised his hand and said. "Because the bad guys can't see me bleeding, hahaha~ a good joke."
terrorist;"······."
"Da da da~!" With a burst of gunfire, Deadpool had no choice but to take back the broken mirror in his hand. Of course, before the mirror shattered just now, he had roughly seen where these people were standing.
"Okay, the negotiation failed, let's hurt each other, I only have twelve bullets here, guess how many of you will fall down." Deadpool said that he had already taken out two pistols, with a murderous voice Said.
(End of this chapter)
Deadpool is a mutant with enhanced self-healing ability. In principle, there are many mutants with this ability, but Deadpool is undoubtedly the most special.
Of course, the special here does not mean that he can break the fourth wall. After all, the fourth wall is too illusory. Believe it or not, not to mention that he is not a character in Marvel comics.Therefore, from Lu Fang’s point of view, apart from the strange creatures like Deadpool, and philosophers like Socrates and Zhuang Zhou, no one would go crazy and think about whether a butterfly has become me or I have become a butterfly.
What makes Deadpool special in Lu Fangfang's eyes is that he is not a naturally awakened mutant, but awakened to become a mutant under the stimulation of artificial technology.
And although Lu Yifang brought in a lot of funds and excellent scientists in the field of biological genes in order to establish a research institute, Lu Yi Fang also sent some research results of beasts to the White Queen two days ago.
But that is the magical X gene after all, it is not so easy to get results, and on the other hand, Thor has already come, which means that the battle of New York may not be far away.The Earth's interstellar era is about to begin, so the research on the X gene must have results as soon as possible.
And at this time Deadpool appeared in front of him, how could Lu Yifang let it go, the information obtained from himself and the organization that created him might be able to surprise Lu Yifang.
"You want to find Deadpool?" After thinking about this, Lu Fang immediately turned his attention to Pete.
"Yes, regarding this new mutant named Deadpool, I have had several contacts with him." Seeing that Lu Fang seemed interested in him, Pete had no choice but to explain things from the beginning.
"Although every time he appears, he will basically cause violent massacres, but most of the people he kills are violent terrorists, so I don't think he should be regarded as an evil mutant. And the professor also wondered why he can block his own telepathy. He is very interested, so the professor wants me to bring him to the college for a meeting."
"And then?" Lu Yifang nodded and continued to ask.
"Then he was a little uncooperative, which made the progress of this task a bit slow." Pete scratched his hair and said honestly.
"It's so, then I'll go with you." Lu Fangfang said with a smile.
"It's really rare. I didn't expect that the chairman of our party would be free to do these small tasks." Just then, a teasing girl's voice came.
And in the whole school, Katie is the only one who can talk to Lu Fang in this way.
"Why are you here?" Lu Yifang turned around and looked at Katie in surprise.
"Because I originally wanted to ask Katie for help. After all, we belong to the student union." Pete explained. "Of course, if you, the chairman of one party, can also participate, that would be really great."
"In that case, let's act. Where is the location? I'll drive~!" Lu Yifang clapped his hands and strode out the door, but didn't notice that the faces of Katie and Pete had turned dark when they heard this. .
·······
Hey, yean, I wanna shoop, baby!
Shoop, shoop, ba-doop!
Ummm, you're packed and you're stacked······
Accompanied by melodious music, on an overpass in downtown New York, a man wearing a red and black tights and carrying a pair of knives was shaking his calf to the music, and was scribbling on a piece of white paper with a crayon.
"Hi, I'm Francis the Stupid."
"Accept the punishment of the great Deadpool, you son of a bitch." Looking at the completed Q-version cartoon of Deadpool shooting Francis, Deadpool dubbed the voice with great interest.
However, Deadpool, who was enjoying himself so much, suddenly froze for a moment, and then stopped what he was doing. "Oh, hello! It's shocking, isn't it, that a fringe character like me will have the opportunity to play."
"The answer is very simple. I made a PY transaction. Please don't doubt it and don't overthink it, because what I did was the dirtiest kind of transaction you think. Ah, then It was an exhausting and memorable evening, you must have never seen Deadpool in women's clothing." Deadpool said with a gesture.
"Well, I know some of you may point to my face to question my charm. Well, I actually admit that I'm not very good, so I'll find a way to find someone to fix my face, And... Oh!" Deadpool suddenly stood up when he saw several black cars approaching under the overpass.
"Well, I have to kill a few villains." Deadpool said, already reaching out and holding the handle of the knife on his back.
"You may think that I will shout justice from heaven. Wake up. Deadpool likes to play with knives. Of course, I will never tell you. The truth is that I was in a hurry when I took a taxi in the morning. I didn't bring much. It’s because of the bullets. Oh, did I say something that shouldn’t be said just now, if I did, then pretend you didn’t hear it.” Deadpool jumped off the overpass after finishing speaking.
"Leap of Faith~!"
"Bang~!" With the shattering of the top glass of the middle car, Deadpool had already entered the car.
"Perfect shot at the G-spot, the little tadpole Deadpool is going to make trouble here." Deadpool raised his foot and kicked the person behind him out of the glass behind the car.
"Grab him~!" Seeing this, the other people in the car naturally wouldn't let go of their hands and watched. Except for the one who was driving, the others all rushed over.
But Deadpool, who is proficient in fighting skills, is not so easy to deal with. While dealing with these big guys, he also took out the Q layout just drawn.
"I'm looking for Francis, you've seen this guy... Bang!"
Deadpool, who was talking, was suddenly grabbed by someone's head, and had several intimate contacts with the car's audio connection.
"Oh, well, it's a bit careless, but I'm not going to stop like this." Deadpool said with a sudden force, turned over and twisted the man's neck, and then pressed the cigarette lighter into it. in the man's mouth.
"How does the taste compare to that white sticky fishy liquid? Don't ask me. I don't know anything. Deadpool is a pure little bitch."
While Deadpool was talking trash, the man broke free from Deadpool suddenly, and then drew his gun.
"Bang bang~!" However, the pistol did not hit Deadpool, but hit the driver instead.
The high-speed car lost control at this moment, accelerated and crashed into another car, causing a chain reaction and creating a series of car accidents.
"This story tells us that when driving, don't point the gun at the driver's head, let alone blow his head, because he may get angry and do some aggressive actions." Climbed out of the car.
At this time, several other cars had already surrounded them. When they saw a group of people with machine guns rushing down in the car, Deadpool hurriedly hid the car as a cover.
"So this is the great free America. Walking on the street, there are several fully armed terrorists rushing out. Seriously, you may not believe that Deadpool is a peaceful man who supports the ban on guns. , at least just now when I realized that today's affairs would be much easier if there were no guns, I understood that Ao Guanhai is a good comrade."
"Hey, don't you guys wonder why I'm wearing a red tights?" Deadpool who was hiding behind the car suddenly raised his hand and said. "Because the bad guys can't see me bleeding, hahaha~ a good joke."
terrorist;"······."
"Da da da~!" With a burst of gunfire, Deadpool had no choice but to take back the broken mirror in his hand. Of course, before the mirror shattered just now, he had roughly seen where these people were standing.
"Okay, the negotiation failed, let's hurt each other, I only have twelve bullets here, guess how many of you will fall down." Deadpool said that he had already taken out two pistols, with a murderous voice Said.
(End of this chapter)
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