Accelerator of a certain comic

Chapter 133;

"Hey, are you okay?" When Pete lifted the car, Lu Fang dragged Deadpool out from under the wheel.

"Who can tell me what the fuck is going on, don't drivers need a license to go on the road these days." Deadpool said angrily, looking at the thigh that had been shattered and fractured.

"Well, our driver is indeed a little unreliable this time, and we will pay attention to this when we meet next time." Pete glanced at the side of the road and couldn't help complaining.The scene where the legendary student union president tried to open the door and brake with his foot really impressed him very deeply.

"It's you again, Colossus." When he saw the figure of Colossus, Deadpool exploded in an instant. Apparently, during this period of time, Xiao Jianjian has been harassed by Colossus a lot.

"Deadpool, I warned you before, although you can still use your ability to punish the bastard, but the chaos you caused is not small, so you should make yourself more like a superhero." Pete walked over to say goodbye Said solemnly.

"Oh, superhero, let me think about the advantages of being a superhero. The advantage is that you can get free fans, you will receive countless cheers every time you play, and you may get a discount at any convenience store. But the disadvantage is that they It will always be a kitten restricted by various rules, five times stronger when it is blackened, and three times weaker when it is whitened, this is an eternal truth."

"Let's put away your crazy self-talk. What you have to do now is to go with us. I hope you can go back to the college with me and have a good talk with Professor X. And if you get Professor X's approval, You might even join the X-Men."

"Colossus, I don't have time to talk nonsense to you self-righteous people, listen, if one day I decide to become an evil smasher and start thinking about the weak and innocent victims, or if I suddenly want to let my dick fly Son, and when a bald guy happens to appear in the apartment where I live, I will definitely hand in a shiny friend request." Deadpool stood up and pointed at Colossus and shouted, in this little time, Enough for him to repair a broken leg.

"And before that, what I want to do the most is to slap that bitch in the back."

"If that's the case, then you'd better..." Seeing this, Lu Fangfang was about to speak, but was interrupted by Deadpool in an instant.

"Shut up, you are a badass driver. To be honest, compared with your driving skills compared with female drivers, it's just that you are inferior in women's clothing." His eyes turned back to Colossus Pete.

"By the way, who is this boy who is not as tall as your shoulders, your little brother?"

"My boss is now the president of the Student Union of College X." Pete replied honestly.

Hearing this, Deadpool froze. "You are ~old~big, so~a little better~ than you?"

"Of course not." Pete shook his head seriously. "It's much better than me."

"Oh, well, I seem to have provoked another guy who is very troublesome when I am struggling to even deal with a big guy like you." Deadpool turned around with difficulty and looked at the road.

"Then, Mr. Big Brother who is not bald yet, can you understand the poor little bitch who was disfigured because of torture, and then filled with revenge emotions, and finally lost her composure because revenge was disturbed?"

"It's okay, I can fully understand." Lu Yifang spread his hands. "By the way, the target of your revenge just ran off on a motorcycle."

"What?" Deadpool glanced back at Francis, who had disappeared, and then at Lufang, then turned his head in disbelief...

"Fuck~! Look at what you all did, why didn't you remind me." Deadpool shouted angrily while clutching his mask.

"You told me to shut up." Lu Yifang shrugged with an innocent look on his face.

"Oh, really? Then I'll make it up now, bastard!" Deadpool suddenly clenched his fist as he spoke, and slapped Lu Yifang in the face.

"Crack~!" With a crisp fracture sound, Lu Fang didn't respond at all, but Deadpool's right hand was twisted into a weird arc.

"My little right, my concubine, my beloved tonight~!" Deadpool wailed. "Damn it, I have to admit, besides Colossus, you are the second existence with such a thick skin."

"Wade, calm down, we have to talk." Pete frowned slightly when he saw Deadpool suddenly attack Lu Yifang.

"Go to Nima's to talk." Deadpool said, suddenly backhanded at Colossus, a monkey came to steal peaches

"Immunity, damage +0"

"Well, I thought you would be like the iron cloth shirt in the oriental novels, here is the weak point, but now it seems that you only touched two big and hard balls, seriously, do you have a girlfriend? Blindfolded, can she tell the difference between your thing and some kind of automatic metal rod? Well, judging by the look on your face, you don't have a girlfriend."

"True injury~ Critical strike +10086!"

"Wade~!" The Colossus with the top physical defense received a real injury, a critical strike and a knowing blow from the real charge at this moment, leaving blood in an instant and then entering a berserk state.

"Bang~!" Deadpool was slapped and flew out, hitting a car hard.

"Okay, I think we should talk." Deadpool spread his hands.

"When justice fighters recruit whitewashed villains, they always have to fight before they start talking. After all, talking can only be really useful if it has been fought well, just like I made a wrong demonstration Same.

But I think if today's matter must be made clear, you need to do a good calculation of the account you made me let Francis go. You know how much effort I have spent for today, and finally blocked this damn bitchAnd you let him go, now I have to f*ck to find his lair again, do you know how difficult it is? "

"Is it difficult to find his lair?" Facing the angry Deadpool, Lu Fangfang remained calm and took out his phone calmly.

"S.H.I.E.L.D., I'm Special Security Advisor Lufang. There was a terrorist attack at my location just now, and now a terrorist has escaped. I'll give you 5 minutes to find that person's location, and Attach all the real information about this person, including who he is, where he lives, and what color his underpants are today."

After Lu Fang finished speaking, he hung up the phone, and 3 minutes later, a detailed information about Francis was sent to Lu Fang's mobile phone.

"A little faster than expected, let me see, Francis, alias Ajax, was originally a researcher of the 'X Weapon' project in the hands of the military Stryker, after the fall of Stryker, in order to To avoid being implicated, I left the military with a group of people to work alone with some research materials. It is suspected that the biochemical research on mutants is being carried out, and I have some vague and ambiguous relationships with some foreign terrorists and the military. Have a clear Research institutes on the surface and three underground research institutes.

Judging from the escape route, it should be in the direction of the No. [-] Research Institute. In addition, according to the satellite image, the color of this guy's pants today is red.Alright, all the information is in hand, let's go to this guy's lair now, let's kill them all. " Lu Fangfang shook his phone and said.

Deadpool; "MMP~!"

As you can see, when this guy appeared in my story, I suddenly felt that things were complicated.As a fringe person who has been wandering outside the big family for a long time, maybe this time I may have the opportunity to meet a little bug swinging between tall buildings.

(End of this chapter)