Accelerator of a certain comic

Chapter 136; Are you short of salted fish who can call 666?

"Peter, what's going on with you, have you caught Francis?" In the car, Katie opened the communication interface and asked.

After spending a little time, the road side finally finished the work of the research institute, and was now meeting with that side according to the coordinates sent by Colossus.

"We came a step late. Francis has already captured Wade's girlfriend." Pete's deep and honest voice came from the other side of the communication. "By the way, the coordinates just now are useless, and now we are heading to Wade's apartment. This guy is already mad, he said that he will bring all the guys who can blow up, and then have a good communication with Francis Art."

"What? The location has changed. You probably didn't drive back." Lu Yifang turned his head and said.

"Drive well." After Katie finished speaking, she lifted the kickstand on the steering wheel and pulled the car back that was about to hit the guardrail.And at this moment, because of the deviation from the lane, a car appeared in front of him.

The mother driver with the child in the car screamed in horror when he saw this scene.However, the expected impact did not occur, and the car on the road passed directly through the car.

"A small mistake, I won't make it again next time." Lu Yifang said with some embarrassment as he gripped the steering wheel again.

"Is there a next time?" Katie gave Lu Yifang a blank look. At first, she still believed that Lu Yifang could learn to drive well after driving for a while, but now she has despaired of Lu Yifang's talent in learning to drive.

"On the way, you rushed out of the road three times, almost caused a collision twice, and almost hit a guardrail or a pillar four times. If we were ordinary people, there would have been at least ten car accidents today."

"Well, didn't you have a car accident?" Lu Fangfang said cheekily, as long as Katie was in the car, the car would not hit any cars or buildings.And those accidents that may be caused between other cars due to the side of the road, as long as the side of the road uses a little wind, the collision accident can be easily avoided.

At most, it’s just causing a little traffic jam, um, it’s not a big deal, is there a point penalty for causing traffic jam?

"Katie, you have to believe me, give me more time to practice, one day I will criss-cross the road and become a new generation of the road... Fuck, what the hell, the tunnel light is broken, and the other side Damn Yuanguang dog. MMP! You want to seek death, so come on, hurt each other~!"

So after a little twists and turns, Lu Yifang finally drove the car to the apartment where Deadpool lived.

"Francis that bitch, I will definitely blow his balls, then dress him up beautifully, buy him an underground strip club, and make him the headliner of the dance." As soon as he walked in, Lu Yi listened When it arrived, Deadpool was swearing while packing up his weapons.

"Is there another guest?" An old black lady wearing sunglasses came out at this time. "Wade, this is the first time I've seen you bring so many guests. Are you going to have a dance at home?"

"No, I'm going to someone else's dance." Deadpool, who was loading the bullet, turned his head and said to the blind old lady.

"The guys in the house are all here, what a jerk."

"No, there are more bastards, call that one too." Seeing that the blind old lady was about to leave, Deadpool hurriedly stopped her.

"It really is a bastard." The blind old lady lifted her skirt and pulled out a super small-caliber pocket pistol from her boots.

"Don't say that, I still love you very much, for example, I buried 116 kilograms of cocaine in this apartment, cure blindness, good luck!"

And when Deadpool finished speaking, the phone on the table rang. "Oh, let me see, is our prom invitation here? Do you want us to meet him at this place? Of course it's no problem. I must give it... Hey, this brown thing is What, chocolate ice cream?"

"Well, if my eyes are not blind, this should be a smiling poop." Lu Yifang said abruptly from the side.

Deadpool;"······"

"Well, it seems that my mercenary life has left me behind, so let's go now." Deadpool said and strode out.

In a large abandoned industrial base somewhere in the suburbs of New York, a red Rolls Royce Phantom was parked on the road.

"That's it." Lu Yifang frowned as he stared at all kinds of scrap iron machinery in his field of vision. "I picked up a lot of trash. This scene is in line with the nature of this group of mice who live in the shadows and survive in the cracks."

"Then it's time for our mouse-hunting team to come out." Deadpool said and got out of the car.

"Of course, before that, I still have a suggestion. When you drive next time, do you wear women's clothing? I think it's quite suitable."

"If I really do that, then next time I will definitely take off your pants and use the thing under you to brake. Let me ask, is the thing under you recovering quickly?" Lu Fangfang smiled, not to be outdone shot back.

"Okay, let's change the subject. How about Francis, for example. I heard he has no consciousness. I don't know if that thing is the same. Oh, think of it this way, our Francis It's really miserable, so let's not let him go." Deadpool stretched his waist, and his tone became cold.

"If you meet a person who disfigures you, destroys your mind, and takes away your child's mother, eight times out of ten times you will be unlucky, he will do it. Then believe me, you will be as happy as I am builds his pleasure on his pain."

The game has started, let's play some music, my bgm home.

X gon' give it to ya
Fuck wait for to get it on you owm!
X gon' deliver to ya········
Da da da ~!With the sound of the gunshots, Deadpool, who had been swaying to the rhythm just now, immediately stood up with a carp, and skillfully found a bunker.

"The appetizer has arrived, it's time for me to get the big guy, don't get me wrong, it's not the one below, but... Wait, where's my guy?" Deadpool who had just hid behind the bunker froze for a moment, and immediately put His gaze turned to the inside of the car.

"Don't look, you forgot to be in the room when you went out." Lu Fangfang said lightly.

"Damn, why didn't you remind me." The blinded Deadpool pointed to the side of the road and said bitterly.

"My car is very expensive. What if you put so many guys in my car and it catches fire? Isn't it common sense that it is forbidden to carry flammable and explosive materials in the car? Besides, are those things worth carrying?"

"Oh, you really cherish your car, so can you tell me, how do we fight without a gun, is it with fists? If so, let me see the color of the underwear today, ha~, it happens to be white Yeah, so what do you think of our idea of ​​raising the white flag?" Deadpool yelled, clutching his hood.

"If you want to do this, I won't stop you. At most, I'll take a picture of you and send you a tweet to keep in mind. In addition, let me correct you. Aren't fists much better than guns?" Lu Fangfang After speaking, he looked at Katie and Pete, and they both nodded in agreement, what good is a gun.

Ignoring Deadpool who was hiding behind the cover and seemed to be lost in thought again, Lu Yifang picked up the phone that Deadpool had dropped just now, pressed the music play button again, and strode forward.

I'm a wolf in sleep clothing
Only nigga that you kmow who can chill
Come back... da da da ~!

Seeing the three people on the road, even if they ignored them, the mercenaries fired again. However, all the bullets hit either passed through directly, or wiped out a little inconspicuous flame, or all rebounded according to the original trajectory.

"So are guns useful?" Looking at the fallen mercenaries, Lu Yifang calmly turned around and said.

Deadpool: "I've already understood, so...you are missing salty fish who can call 666, or the kind who knows how to play BJM and is very good at complaining, hey~! It always feels a little wrong, shouldn't it be Is it my bgm home?"

(End of this chapter)