Accelerator of a certain comic

Chapter 241; sign a contract with me
"The devil never cooperates with anyone, and absolutely doesn't trust the so-called allies. We only make deals, and businessmen only believe in this." Mephisto smiled, and suddenly took out a piece of parchment from his arms.

"Sa~! Sign a contract with me and become a horse monkey... Ahem, I'm sorry, I'm used to stringing together words. I have lost a lot by stopping the earth business recently, so I have to create some in other worlds. New business."

Mephisto took back the roll of parchment in embarrassment, groped in his arms for a while, and found out a new contract.

"It seems that your life has been really difficult recently." Lu Yifang accepted the contract speechlessly, picked up Luna and watched it together, of course he didn't forget to ask Coulson to take a picture of it, and issued a shield Board to go.

"Colson, let Fury find a group of negotiators and psychologists immediately, and of course don't forget to consult with the senior magicians of the Recession Society, let them analyze it carefully, and then give me an answer." Lu Fangfang said Coulson ordered.

"You hurt me a lot by doing this. You know, I keep my word." Looking at Lu Fang's ostentatious posture, Mephisto said sadly, and he was short of a word of trust between humans and devils. .

"What's the trick with your contract? Don't you have a little bit of B in your heart?" Lu Yifang gave Mephisto a blank look. It is true that as the Lord of Hell, Mephisto will never go back on his word once the contract is signed, but This does not prevent him from using the loopholes not mentioned in the contract to reverse the result in the direction he wants.

"Only those idiots and unworldly brats will believe the devil's promise."

"Ahem~!" Hearing this, Johnny, who had transformed from Ghost Rider, coughed unknowingly.

"Don't cough, I'm talking about you." Lu Fangfang poured cold water on Johnny without looking back.

"The contract says that you provide us with information about Locke, and we are responsible for kicking this guy back to hell, or killing him directly, but you didn't say what our reward is?" Luna raised her head and said at this moment.

"This is a win-win situation, why do I have to pay for it?" Mephisto and Luna looked at each other for a while, but finally lost. "Okay, the Dark Divine Book is your reward, I won't be asking for it back from the head office."

"It's not easy for you to get it back." Luna said contemptuously. Now that Mephisto's injury has not healed, his clone has betrayed, and his old nest is also missed by other big bosses in hell. How can he manage the darkness? God book.

But despite this, Luna still asked Mephisto to add this clause to the contract. After all, something is better than nothing.

"The meaning of this part is a bit vague..." So in the next half day, a group of experts gathered on the road side, plus Luna supervised from the side, and added more than N supplementary clauses and After the explanation, the contract was finally signed.

"This is really the most useless contract I've ever signed. As a client, I really want to blacklist you." Mephisto looked at Lu Yifang and said depressedly.

"That's really an honor." Regarding Mephisto's complaints, Lu Yifang already regarded it as a compliment. "Then tell us about Locke now. If this guy betrays you, he betrays you. Why did he run to the earth instead of other places? He should know very well that you are exhausted on the earth."

"Of course it is to harvest souls and strengthen himself. Otherwise, with his current strength, how could he be my opponent in hell." Mephisto put away the contract and said proudly.

"I have to say that the current earth is really perfect for the devil. The whole world is full of confusion, misunderstanding, and chaos, just like the last darkness before dawn. For the devil, it is delicious everywhere. "

Mephisto took a deep breath, with an intoxicated expression on his face, and at the same time there was a trace of regret and unwillingness in his eyes. If he hadn't been injured, it would be Locke's turn to jump around.

"Well, the earth is indeed not very peaceful now, but if we talk about chaos and darkness, it shouldn't be too much." Lu Fangfang interjected.

"It's just that your starting point is wrong. What you look at is the material aspect, while the devil pays more attention to the spiritual aspect. Simply put, in the eyes of the devil, the Renaissance era is far more chaotic than the two world wars.

The devil likes to play with the soul, but now that aliens have descended on the earth one after another and the number of supernatural beings is increasing, many people's three views have been broken.In the face of this rapidly changing world, those who cannot keep up with the times will start to feel confused subconsciously, and this type of people is often the most easily seduced. "

As Mephisto said, he turned his gaze to Coulson, Melinda and even Lufang, and smiled meaningfully. "And even those of you who are at the forefront of the times still have the possibility of being taken advantage of. Don't forget that the greater the ability, the greater the desire."

After suddenly gaining great power, even if there is no temptation from the devil, many people are likely to be born with demons. This is what Mephisto saw as human beings on Earth.The current human society is undergoing the most dramatic changes in history. Obviously, before human civilization enters the interstellar era, it is difficult to unify this chaotic ideology.

But when Lu Fang fell into deep thought because of these words, Mephisto suddenly came over and said softly in a very seductive devil voice; "Then as the strongest fifth-level mutant on the earth, this The initiator and promoter of the change of the times, what do you think of? What is the thing you desire most in your heart?"

"Is there something I long for...?" Chewing these words, Lu Yifang suddenly raised his head and said with a firm face; "I long for my wife~!"

Mephisto: "..."

Is this guy a joke sent by the monkey to fight against me?It was unreasonable, and Mephisto, who was full of depression, felt that he might as well add this guy to the customer blacklist.Although this guy has great potential and is a very attractive soul, Mephisto is worried that if he gets in touch with this guy for a while longer, his majestic lord of hell will suffer from depression.

"Your face looks ugly, did I say something wrong?" Looking at Mephisto whose face was uglier than eating a fly, Lu Fangfang showed a "simple" apologetic smile.

"Sorry, as a gentleman, I'm just being true to my heart." Lu Yifang clenched his fist and knocked on the table, and the expression on his face became sacred. "Don't talk to me about money, rights and power. My desire is nothing, no matter from A to F, or from a loli to a young woman. Fairies, beasts, female angels and so on are all welcome. In a word In other words, no contract is negotiable without **~!"

Mephisto; "(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!!!"

Pretend, you just keep pretending for me, and fuck it, fuck you, you dare to call yourself a gentleman. As an old gentleman, this old man disdains to be with a so-called gentleman like you.

In a word, I won’t talk to you about the head office anymore. You have been included in the blacklist of hell’s customers forever. After this deal is finished, you can go as far as you want. I don’t want to see it again for the rest of my life. your turn.

(End of this chapter)