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Chapter 277; Hulk, Dad loves me
"Humans, a kind of low-level intelligent life, weak and incompetent." This is the evaluation of human beings in the hearts of all dark elf fighters. After all, compared with their old enemy Asgard, human beings are really too weak. These creatures are simply Not even qualified to escape.

The dark elf warriors were destroying without restraint, reaping the lives of ordinary people wantonly, but the two powerful guys were held back by the king, so they were not worried.

And at this moment, they encountered a human who hadn't escaped, it was a little black-haired girl, and there was something like a detector inserted in her back, but it exuded fluctuations of magic power.

"Kill her." Commander Agam's pupils shrank, and he quickly ordered to the dark elf under him. He was the guy who transformed into a cursed warrior, exchanged knives with Loki, and was finally hammered by Thor. , because the soul was not destroyed, it was resurrected by Malekith using ether.

Therefore, he naturally knew that the little girl in front of him was difficult to deal with, and he had to get rid of this hidden danger for the king. However, these dark elf fighters who received the order had just taken a step forward.The gravity generator suddenly emitted a light wave, and then these dark elf fighters disappeared in batches.

"Witch, what did you do to them?" Seeing this, Commander Agam couldn't help being surprised and angry.

"Nothing? It's just sending them to a map with a higher degree of difficulty." Luna said with a smile.

"Witch, human beings are simply incomparable to our race. No matter on that kind of battlefield, the only thing you can hear is the wailing of your fellow race." Hearing this, Agram couldn't help but calm down, and opened the Communication, and then he heard the terrified cries of countless dark elves.

"What's going on with these people? Why can some people be full of fire like a fire giant, and some people can summon thunder and lightning, and that person's eyes can also emit laser light."

"Sir, please help. Humans used to grow metal claws, and the more stabbed they are, the more energetic they will be."

"We are dying, the people on Earth are so scary..."

"You guys..." This sudden change in the style of painting made Agam instantly confused. It is obvious that it was easy to deal with these earthlings just now. Could it be that besides ordinary humans on earth, there is a kind of super Earthling.Thinking of it this way, Agram felt more and more reliable, which could also explain why the witch and the human youth in front of him were so powerful.

Thinking of this, Agam became more and more afraid of Luna's gaze. This super-earthman must die, otherwise he might become a huge trouble for the king.

"My warriors, it's time to be loyal to the king." Agam glanced at the dozen or so elite warriors following behind him, and took the first to take out a blood blade that contained a curse, and stabbed himself. in the heart.

The power of the curse erupted, Agam growled in pain, his body began to grow stronger at a speed visible to the naked eye, and two horns grew on his head, the only one who could deal with super earthlings was the super dark elf curse warrior .

"Witch, you have to pay the price for the dead dark elf warriors." Agam stared at Luna coldly, and approached Luna with more than ten cursed warriors.

"I'm not interested in quarreling with you." Luna didn't have much strength to use, and she still had to save it to kill Malekith. As for these muscular "tauren", someone just happened to be good at dealing with them.

The teleportation has been successfully tested, so let's try the reverse teleportation. After getting the location of the two guys through Professor X's feedback, Luna immediately pressed the remote control button.

"Bang~!" Two huge muscular monsters, one red and one green, suddenly appeared behind Luna, and at this moment, facing the sudden teleportation, these two guys were completely dazed.

"Roar~!" Seeing so many aircraft bombing in the sky, Hulk roared subconsciously.

"What's the name of the ghost, have you forgotten what I taught you? You idiot~!" The red giant Ross frowned when he saw this, and kicked the Hulk's ass.

For a period of time, he has been training Hulk, and after this period of contact, Ross has also learned that Hulk is not an unintentional monster, but his sanity is only about two or three years old. Vandalism is actually the same as children's mischief.

Then Papa Rose started the class. What to do if the child is disobedient, just give him a good beating, and what to do if he is not obedient, just beat him to death.

A filial son is born under the stick, and Ross hopes that he can open Hulk's mind and shape his three views so that Hulk's rampage will not become a disaster again.At the same time, Ross, who was born in the army, also taught Hulk some fighting skills. After all, Hulk is really no different from a child when fighting, which really makes Ross look down on him.

Hulk, who was kicked by Ross, could only hold his buttocks, with a look of grievance on his face, without the slightest idea of ​​anger or resistance.For two or three-year-old children, father is the sky, father is the earth, and they are absolutely invincible and challenging.

Therefore, after being beaten, he could only reflect on himself subconsciously, and soon his IQ, which had reached the height of a bench, thought of the problem. Before destroying, he had to ask his father for instructions.

"Instructor, I want to jerk off." At this time, Hulk looked at the aircraft flying in the sky, his eyes flashed eagerly, and he really wanted to jump to the tallest building and shoot down all these planes.

But hearing this, Rose frowned, and kicked Hulk again. "Who told you to call me an instructor, it's not training time, call me Dad."

"Dad, Hulk knows." Hulk said with an aggrieved face, covering his buttocks with both hands.

Seeing Hulk's aggrieved face but not daring to get angry, Ross felt so happy, especially the sound of "Dad..." and so on, which seemed wrong.At this time, Rose seemed to think of something again, and then his mood quickly became irritable.

"Who told you to call you Dad, do you think I will allow it, don't dream, call me sir~!" Rose yelled at Hulk.

Hulk: "〒▽〒~!"

wow~! !Dad really doesn't love me.

"Hey, now is not the time for domestic violence, have you understood the situation yet?" Luna reminded, unable to stand aside.

At this time, Rose paused suddenly, as if he was perceiving something, and then his eyes regained their spirits. "The professor sent me a message just now. It turned out to be like this. It's another alien invasion. These damned aliens really miss the earth."

Turning his eyes to those cursed warriors, Ross felt that he clenched his fists. A soldier of the old era should fight to defend his home and country, while a soldier of the interstellar era should be ashamed of the infighting among humans. Died to protect the honor of all mankind.

"Don't cry." Thinking of this, Rose looked at the only soldier in his hand, and his eyes softened. "Sir, I'll take you to finish beating up the bad guys, and then masturbate together, okay?"

"Okay~!" Hulk wiped his nose when he heard the words, and his crying gradually weakened.

"It's two super-earthlings again." At this moment, Agram stared at Hulk and Ross, his expression became serious, and things became more troublesome.

"Quick battle, you guys block the red one first, and I'll deal with the green one." Agam rushed towards Hulk after finishing speaking.In his heart, more than a dozen cursed warriors surrounded the red one together, even if they couldn't win, it should be easy to block it, and when he got rid of the green one, they would surround and beat the red one together.

The guy in front of him is mentally handicapped at first glance, look at how cowardly he is crying, he hasn't even wiped his nose clean, is it a sure win with a wave of A's?And as long as this weak one is successfully killed, there is nothing to be afraid of.

"Roar~!" However, when the dark elf commander rushed up, Hulk had teary eyes and a snotty nose.In an instant, the aura suddenly became terrifying, like a harmless child who suddenly turned into a peerless beast.

It doesn't matter if Dad hits me, but you dare to hit me, who are you?The Hulk, who had been suppressed by the fire, erupted instantly, clenched his fists, and the power of a volcanic eruption poured on Agam.

"Boom~!" As if being hit head-on by a meteorite, Agram smashed through three buildings one after another with the sound of a sonic boom, and finally stopped the car.

With just one punch, Agham was severely injured, and it was very difficult to stand up.And at this moment, Hulk suddenly roared and fell from the sky, crushed Agam's head with his foot, and then spat out with disdain.

"Weak burst~!"

(End of this chapter)