I practice immortality in the movie

Chapter 293 Kuixing Kicks
A few days later in the evening, in the restaurant of the Tsuen Wan Police Station, the afterglow of the sun shone here, giving it a yellow halo. A group of police officers who had nothing to do gathered here, listening to the spittled Meng Chao talking about his past few days. Day of adventure.

"By the way, that night, Jin McGee and I were very courageous, and we took the Loach King to the interrogation room for a night of investigation. Although at that time, I had already faintly noticed that something was wrong with the Loach King, but there was no way, I am a policeman, yes A policeman who is devoted to his duties, even if the Loach King turns into a ghost, as long as he breaks the law, I will catch him!" Meng Chao said plausibly, and what he said was true.

"There's me too, and I was also there when the Loach King who turned into a ghost was interrogated that night." Jin McKee on the side reminded Meng Chao, how could he be missing for such a showy thing.

"Of course, Kim McKee was beside me at that time." Meng Chao added this casually, then lowered his voice, and continued.

"Jin McGee and I interrogated it all night. That night, how I dealt with the Loach King without fear of hardship and danger, skillfully using various techniques..." Meng Chao wanted to continue to brag, But the audience was dissatisfied and shouted, "Hurry up and get to the point!"

Meng Chao had no choice but to look at the group of people with disdain, and then said concisely, "After interrogating the Loach King for one night, in the daytime, we let the Loach King shine under the sun, and the Loach King turned into ashes!"

"We have done a good deed for the general public. Otherwise, the consequences would be unimaginable if we indulged the loach king who turned into a ghost. I am like an unsung hero. However, the truth is always in the hands of the few In the hands of others, Kim McGee and I have done such a great thing, but some people just don’t believe it. Just at that time, the cowshed was haunted, so we were sent to investigate.”

"I thought to myself, this is a good thing! If it is really a ghost, then I have risked my life for the sake of Hong Kong citizens, and I will clean them up and give Hong Kong citizens a peaceful sky. If nothing else, just Because I am a policeman." Meng Chao said solemnly.Kim McGee didn't have the face to listen to what he said.

A colleague laughed and said, "Meng Chao, how did I hear that you and Kim McGee regarded mental illness as the king of ghosts, and even sang a lullaby all night, from the mental hospital to the director's office. Hahahaha."

This matter was spread throughout the Tsuen Wan Police Station. When this colleague said it, the others also burst out laughing.

"Bah, bah, what do you know? Jin Maiji and I wanted to go deep into the tiger's lair, and then we wanted to catch them all!" Meng Chao defended himself, but it seemed that few people present believed it. nod.

Meng Chao immediately lost his temper and yelled at the colleague who was the first to laugh, "Do you still listen? If you don't listen, I won't talk."

"Listen, Brother Chao, don't be angry, we are all ears." The colleague quickly apologized with a smile.

Only then did Meng Chao curl his lips, continue to show a flattering smile, and turned his hands to their new female boss, Inspector Fanny Ho, and said, "Next, our inspector who has both beauty and strength, wisdom and kindness will appear on the stage."

Inspector Fanny Ho was just transferred to this police station a few days ago, and she is the direct supervisor of Kim McKee and Meng Chao. When she first arrived, she was arrogant, but when she really encountered ghosts, she was much more frightened.

Today he was wearing a white sports coat with an apple in his mouth. Hearing Meng Chao talking about her, he puffed up his flat chest and smiled at everyone.

Meng Chao continued, "I'm not boasting, the inspector is really a wonderful woman with both talent and beauty."

At this time, Meng Chao was still flattering Fanny Ho. He didn't say anything at all. When Inspector Fanny Ho first arrived, he scolded the two of them bloody in the office and ordered them to catch the loach within 48 hours. king.

Not to mention that Kim McGee and Meng Chao, who were messed up, killed the police dogs directly and tricked Inspector Fanny Ho into eating dog meat, trying to bring down Inspector Fanny Ho's luck.

It turned out that they really got what they wanted, and Inspector Fanny Ho started to have bad luck, hitting ghosts all the way!
This matter has been rotten in the hearts of Kim McGee and Meng Chao, neither of them had the courage to tell Inspector Fanny Ho that they lied to her to eat dog meat in order to make her hit a ghost!
Otherwise, Inspector Fanny Ho, who knows the truth, will not be able to resist the impulse in his heart and burn Jin McGee and Meng Chao to ashes!
Meng Chao went on to boast, "Don't look at our inspector, who looks delicate and glamorous on the outside, but in fact, women don't give in to men. At that time, a female corpse appeared in the pond at the city gate. After inspection, it was found that she was bitten to death. I He and Kim McKee both said that he was bitten to death by a ghost, but we inspectors don't believe it."

Seeing that Inspector Fanny Ho's face was about to change, Meng Chao hurriedly said, "Of course this is normal. How can a person believe in ghosts for no reason? Even so, Inspector Fanny Ho took the lead and accompanied me and Jin McKee stayed. Inspector Fanny Ho is truly a heroine."

Meng Chao's fierce boasting made Inspector Fanny Ho embarrassed and embarrassed.

But Meng Chao was thick-skinned and showed no embarrassment at all. He continued, "After twelve o'clock that night, there was a bang, and the corpse of the woman really changed into a zombie. It was too late to say, so soon, the corpse of the woman It broke free from the leash that held it, and wanted to come and bite us."

"But what am I! Meng Chao! Immediately, I started to fight fiercely with that female corpse..."

"You?" Meng Chao covered himself with everything, and Kim McKee couldn't stand it anymore.

"Of course, both Kim McGee and the Inspector. The three of us worked together and finally drove the female ghost away." Meng Chao saw the unkind eyes of Kim McGee and Inspector Fanny Ho, and immediately changed his words.

"The female corpse escaped. Of course we had to chase after him. We chased all the way to the Sansheng Ancient House, and we happened to meet two traffic policemen. It's too dangerous to fight zombies. How can we hurt our colleagues? So we casually killed them." I sent them away, but I didn't expect that it was the lair of the Miyake Colonel, and instead it harmed them, and became a zombie after being bitten to death by Miyake Colonel..." Meng Chao said.

"Wow! If you are bitten by that Miyake, you will become a zombie? So how many people in Hong Kong have been bitten by it? Isn't the whole of Hong Kong turned into a zombie?" a colleague exclaimed.

"Then I don't know." Meng Chao said he couldn't answer this question.

Kim McGee took over the conversation and continued, "When we chased after us, there was a grocery store nearby. So we went in. Unexpectedly, the owner of the grocery store, like Uncle Zhong, was a retired Taoist priest, and he killed him easily. The traffic policemen who killed the two dead bodies did not expect Miyake to appear when they killed the female corpse. It was so fierce that it maimed the owner of the grocery store in three or two blows. If the owner of the grocery store did not try to cover us, We can't escape yet!"

"Of course it's not rude to come and not to reciprocate!" Meng Chao read an old saying and turned the words around, "This bastard treats us like this, how can we swallow this breath, the next day, me, Kim McGee and our beautiful inspector, I took a group of guys to the Sansheng Ancient Temple. As a result, guess what we saw there?"

Meng Chao deliberately lowered his voice, making the atmosphere weird and gloomy, and asked his colleagues.

His colleagues shook their heads.

Meng Chao stretched out two fingers and said, "There, we saw two coffins!"

"We opened a coffin. Guess what's inside?" Meng Chao asked.

Everyone shook their heads again, "Don't be tricky, just say it."

"We saw the female corpse lying in it and sleeping. Of course we will not be soft in this situation, so we nailed the chest of the female corpse with nails, and the female corpse howled in pain. It's scary." Meng Chao made a frightened movement.

"Unexpectedly, this sound woke up Colonel Miyake who was lying in another coffin. It came out of the coffin and attacked us."

"Both Kim McGee and the inspector hid in the coffin, and Miyake came towards me. Fortunately, I was agile and quick to react, and I turned my head back in time, just in time for the sun to shine in and hit Miyake."

When the other policemen heard what Meng Chao said about his agility, their eyes showed disbelief.

When Meng Chao saw it, he quickly swore, "It's really scary, I didn't lie to you!"

Just at this time, a beautiful policewoman with combed hair rushed in outside the restaurant, and she asked excitedly, "Wait, wait for me, where are you talking?"

A burly and slightly obese police officer who also had a beard said softly, "It's almost over, you're here now?"

"Really?" Meili pouted.

Meng Chao looked at the crowd eagerly, and said, "Don't you believe it, as soon as the sun shines on the zombie, he suddenly disappears with a whimper."

What Meng Chao said was too mysterious, and there were too many elements of bragging. Some police officers in uniform didn't believe it, and said, "Do you think what he said is true?"

Holding a cup of coffee, Kim McKee solemnly asked the old man smoking a cigarette, "Uncle Zhong, I heard that you are a retired Taoist priest. This time, you should show your hands."

"How to catch the zombies back!"

The old man who was called Uncle Zhong by Jin McGee sighed, knocked off the ash, and said, "You set it on fire this time. Even if you don't look for it, it will come to you."

Female Inspector Fanny Ho was terrified to death when she heard this, she couldn't bite the apple in her hand, and said, "Uncle Zhong, don't scare me."

Uncle Zhong took another two puffs of his cigarette, and then said to Fanny Ho in a serious tone, "I'm not scaring you inspector."

"If you want to sleep peacefully tonight, you'd better put on a Kuixing kicking pose."

"Is it difficult to do?" Meng Chao is also very concerned about the matter of his family and life.

"Yes?" Kim McKee's face was also very ugly.

Uncle Zhong raised his head, put out the cigarette butt, picked up two slippers from the ground, and said, "It's easy, you put the shoes on the bedside before you go to sleep, with one sole facing the sky and the other facing the ground."

Then Zhong Bo stood up.

A police officer asked, "What the hell is this?"

Zhong Bo looked contemptuous, "You don't understand this? What about this kind? It's called Shengbei."

Uncle Zhong continued to say to Kim McKee and the others, "Then fold the trousers into an octagon, put them on top of your head, and use them as a pillow, and then, put on a Kuixing kicking pose."

Uncle Zhong raised one foot, raised two hands, put into a pose, pointed to a picture of a god on the wall and said, "Just like the picture, that ghost will not dare to approach you."

Kim McGee, Meng Chao, and Inspector Fanny Ho all looked at the face on the wall, and the god in the face looked hideous.It stands on one foot on the Aotou, the other foot is raised, holding a pen in one hand and a fight in the other.

"Then you can't use Kuixing to fight for a lifetime? Is there any good way to get rid of it?" Jin McGee said.

Uncle Zhong smoked a cigarette and thought for a while, before he said seriously, "It's difficult, because this is not an ordinary zombie, and ordinary spelled mahogany swords can't deal with it. Unless you can find seven coffin nails."

"Seven coffin nails?" asked Kimmackie suspiciously.

"The time for these seven coffins to be nailed into the ground must not exceed 49 days. The limbs are nailed first, then the valve, and the remaining one is inserted into the heart!"

"What will happen?" Inspector Fanny Ho asked timidly.

"I will never be born again!" Zhong Bo said.

"When you go to bed at night, remember to use Kuixing to kick and fight!" Uncle Zhong warned again.

"What about Inspector?" Kim McKee asked Inspector Fanny Ho.

Inspector Fanny Ho thought for a while, and said, "It's such a horrible thing to say, come home with me tonight."

Meng Chao immediately nodded and said excitedly, "Okay, I agree."

"Go to the inspector's house to sleep tonight! You will sleep in the same room, and I will sleep in the same room with the inspector. This way, everyone will help each other and be safer." Meng Chao smiled lewdly.

"Head full of pornographic thoughts!" Inspector Fanny Ho scolded Meng Chao with contempt.

Meng Chao corrected, "It's not pornography, it's friendship."

As he spoke, he squinted obscenely at Inspector Fanny Ho.

Inspector Fanny Ho was speechless to Meng Chao, but Kim McKee was not dazzled by the sperm, and asked Uncle Zhong, "Uncle Zhong, is there no other way except for coffin nails?"

Uncle Zhong thought about it for a long time this time, and said, "Difficult, difficult, difficult, the power of the current magic peach wood sword has dropped too much. If it was in ancient times, it would be easy! Now it is difficult to deal with this zombie. In the whole world, do you know how many people can defeat this zombie?"

Zhong Bozhan came to this conclusion with his vision.

"Can you fight?" Kim McGee murmured these words, lost in thought.

Inspector Fanny Ho finished eating the apples, couldn't stand it any longer, and urged, "Jin McGee, what are you still doing, pack up your food and go to my house!"

"Dinner?" The word flashed through Kim McKee's mind like a bolt of lightning, and he finally remembered it.

Kim McGee said excitedly, "I know someone who might beat Colonel Miyake!"

"Who?" Inspector Fanny Ho, Meng Chao, and Uncle Zhong asked in unison.

Uncle Zhong wanted to know that there are still people who can defeat zombies in this era, even though their aura is so weak!
As for Inspector Fanny Ho and Meng Chao, their own lives were at stake, so they had to be nervous.

Jin McGee looked at Meng Chao, widened his eyes and said, "Do you know Meng Chao?"

"Who is it?" Meng Chao looked puzzled.

"You brought it here! Who else are you talking about?" Kim McGee reminded, but Inspector Fanny Ho was confused.

Meng Chao slapped his thigh suddenly, and said, "You mean the mainland boy in the detention center?"

"That's right!" Kim McGee clapped his hands, "Do you still remember? When we went to see him, Miyake was beaten so badly that his mother couldn't recognize him, and he was about to cry. I can guarantee that this kind of person will definitely You can handle Miyake Miyake!"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Meng Chao nodded in agreement.

"Who are you talking about?" Inspector Fanny Ho finally interjected.

"Huang Sheng!" Meng Chao solemnly said a name!
(End of this chapter)