I practice immortality in the movie

Chapter 31 I'm So Stupid

"Uncle Master, glutinous rice." At this time, Jiale took a bag of glutinous rice and handed it to Taoist Master Qianhe.

"Thank you, nephew, for the glutinous rice." Taoist priest Qianhe thanked him with a smile.

"Uncle Master, you are being polite." Jia Le said heartily.

At this time, the sissy Wu Shilang put his hands on his hips again and pretended to be pretentious, "Hey, hey, it's time to set off, why are you talking so much?"

After speaking, he greeted Bing Yong behind him, and said angrily, "Let's go, let's go."

Seeing that the plot was developing like a movie, Huang Sheng worked harder, "Uncle Qianhe, I look at the weather, it will thunder and rain within half an hour, there is no way to go here, no shop behind the village, and it will be too late when it rains." .”

Huang Sheng acted as if he was thinking about the common people in the world.

Master Yixiu didn't say a word when he heard Huang Sheng's words. Although he and Taoist Simu were happy enemies, although he was not magnanimous enough and had revenge, he was indeed a merciful monk in essence.

Hearing Huang Sheng say these reasonable things, he didn't refute just to fight back.

"This... Nephew, you are right, it will be too late." Daoist Qianhe was finally persuaded by Huang Sheng, "Go south, east and west, go and reinstall the tent."

"Yes." Although it was a bit strange, the four disciples who respected the teacher worked tirelessly to reinstall the tent on the coffin.

"What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?" The sharp-eyed Wu Shilang noticed the actions of Taoist Master Qianhe and screamed again.

This time, Master Yixiu, who had learned his lesson, did not make a sound.

Daoist Qianhe put on a smile and greeted Wu Shilang calmly, "Wu Shilang, it's like this. My nephew said that there will be heavy rain in the next weather, and I'm afraid that the rain will wash away the ink fountain line. Then I will suffer, so first Put the tent back up."

"Oh, what does this look like?" Wu Shilang put on an air there.

"Wu Shilang, since it will rain later, let's rest here for one night."

The little prince on the sedan chair made a final decision.

"Yes." Wu Shilang, a bastard, immediately nodded in response.

"You all stop, all of you stop, we will rest here for the night today." Wu Shilang said gesticulating.

When the soldiers and guards heard this, they all relaxed again.

Although Daoist Qianhe was in a hurry to transport the zombies to the capital, but the little prince spoke up, and he couldn't object, so he walked up to Master Huang Sheng Yixiu of Jiale, "I'm sorry, I have to disturb you here tonight."

"Where is there, it's too late for the poor monk to be able to talk with Taoist Master Qianhe at night by holding candles." Master Yixiu put his hands together with a smile.

"Thank you, Master." Daoist Qianhe returned the salute.

"Wow, there are so many people here, so it will be much more lively here tonight." Jia Le looked at this head and couldn't help but say.

"Nephew, I'm bothering you." Daoist Qianhe said to Jia Le with a little apology.

"It's no trouble, master uncle is here, even if the master is here, he will be very happy." Even he himself didn't believe what Jia Le said, maybe Daoist Qianhe and his disciples came, and Daoist Simu would welcome them, But with the lonesome character of the four-eyed Taoist priest, he definitely doesn't welcome so many irrelevant people to eat him and live in him. How many corpses does he have to drive to earn back?

Daoist Qianhe smiled, and asked Jiale again, "By the way, where did senior brother go?"

"I'm not sure, so I have to ask him." Jia Le pointed to Huang Sheng. These two senior brothers still seemed very strange to each other these days.

The faces of the others are all happy, even those brave soldiers, it is good to finally have a place to rest and take a good rest, instead of sleeping in the open.

There was only one Huang Sheng present, and the bitter melon color on his face was about to bloom and bear fruit!

"Nephew, what's the matter with you?" Daoist Qianhe followed Jiale's fingers and found Huang Sheng's abnormal expression, and asked with concern.

Huang Sheng looked at Daoist Qianhe, trying to force a smile, but it was no different from a sad face. He thought for a while and said carefully, "Uncle, you have a tight schedule, so it's better to continue on your way? Anyway, the tent is blocking the way." don't be afraid"

Daoist Qianhe smiled and patted Huang Sheng on the shoulder, "Nephew, that little prince said to stop, so we have to stop, it's not up to us to decide."

Huang Sheng looked at the little prince in the red dress resentfully, it was the first time that he wished so much why he didn't die!
He patted himself on the forehead and couldn't help cursing himself secretly, "I'm so stupid!"

Now it's better, I brought the trouble directly to my own home.

The more Huang Sheng thought about it, the more sullen he became, so he hid back in his room and continued to study the "Dragon Elephant Vigorous Power", hoping that everything will be calm tonight!
"Hey, hey, who is the owner of the house?" The waiter Wu with rouge and gouache on his face came over again with a handkerchief.

"The room on the right belongs to the poor monk." Master Yixiu paused for a moment, then said.

"What about this side?" Wu Shilang asked again, pointing to the room on the left.

"It belongs to my master. But my master is not here." Seeing Wu Shilang asking, Jia Le said honestly.

"En." Wu Shilang looked delicate and thoughtful, then pointed at Master Yixiu, "Okay, we won't be staying at your house tonight."

Master Yixiu thought that people like them would live in his place tonight, but he didn't expect to hear that he couldn't live in his house at the end, and couldn't help but feel a little lucky.

"Then live with us?" Jia Le asked in a daze.

"Nonsense." Wu Shilang took it for granted.

The next thing is that Jiale is in trouble, so many people?I don't know if the master will blame him when he comes back?
"Hey." Wu Shilang took out a small goldfish from his clothes, "Five taels of gold, staying with you for one night, it's cheaper for you."

"Oh, okay." Jiale saw it and quickly took it excitedly. Now the master will definitely not blame him!

"Okay! North, south, east, and west, carry the coffin to your uncle's mortuary!" Daoist Qianhe waited for Wu Shilang to finish talking with Jia Le, and then ordered.

"Yes!" The four Taoist priests dressed in plain clothes responded immediately and started to act.

"Daoist Qianhe, I see that the weather is not bad. You can place the coffin outside the morgue to bask in the sun and reduce the breath of the corpse. When it really rains heavily, it will not be too late to transport the coffin in!" Master Yixiu was still thinking. Secretly kept the idea of ​​breaking back a game.

"It makes sense!" Taoist priest Qianhe was shocked again when he heard this and said happily.

"Southeast, northwest."

"exist."

"You do as Master Ikkyu said!"

"Yes!"

Master Yixiu smiled gratifiedly, but Huang Sheng was not there, so he couldn't see this scene.

He was hiding in his room and was sulking at himself. He wanted to leave, but he remembered that there would be a thunderstorm later. Walking in the woods, he might be in danger of being struck by lightning, although he had to stay.

At this time, there was a noise from outside the room, and not long after, there was a loud slamming sound at the door of his room.

"What's the matter?" Huang Sheng was disturbed by the noisy voice, and he opened the door angrily.

I happened to see that damn sissy Wu Shilang holding a handkerchief and preparing to slam the door hard again. When I saw Huang Sheng suddenly opening the door, he looked frightened.

"Scared me, scared me."

Wu Shilang's hand that was about to knock on the door turned into patting his chest lightly, with a frightened look, but this face is placed on a woman of any average beauty or above, and it will arouse men to protect her. If the effect of desire is placed on Wu Shilang, a man with rouge and gouache and a small beard, then don't mention how disgusting it is.

After warming up for a while, Wu Shilang pinched his orchid fingers and said arrogantly, "You, take your things and come out. We have requisitioned your room."

"Why?" Huang Sheng's eyes widened.

"Just because our young prince is a relative of the emperor!" Wu Shilang said proudly.

Huang Sheng sneered.

Wu Shilang couldn't help but sigh inwardly, if the Qing Dynasty was still there, where did you bastards come from?
He didn't have to come over in person, and gave an order that no room should be given up.

It's not like now, this "the place where the master lives can't be used by others", so I have to come here to requisition the best guest room.

"We paid for it, five taels of gold." Wu Shilang said again.

"So what? This is where my master lives. Besides, if you really need money, I can't afford it!"

At this time, the loser does not lose!

Huang Sheng naturally refused to back down!

Several guards guarding the little prince saw that Wu Shilang's situation was not going well, and there was a faint tendency to move forward to solve it with force. Seeing that the situation was not going well, Jia Le hurried to Huang Sheng's side to persuade him, "Master... ...Junior Brother...Junior Brother Huang Sheng, do me a favor, they will only stay for one night."

Under Jia Le's persuasion and the situation being stronger than others, Huang Sheng had no choice but to take the things in the room and directed Jiang Yi to jump out one by one.

As soon as he came out, Huang Sheng saw that the hall was full of lazy soldiers. The young prince was sitting far away, reserved, with a few guards guarding him.

Behind him came the distasteful voice of the waiter Wu, "It stinks, it stinks, the smell of these smelly men... Come here and clean it up!"

Huang Sheng's urge to call himself an idiot intensified a hundred times again!
　happy New Year.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)