All Worlds Xpress System

Chapter 226
Several men in Taoist uniforms walked into a restaurant named "Wu Se Lou".

When a waiter saw them, he was like a cat seeing a fish. His eyes flashed, and he ran over with a smile and said: "Masters, would you like to eat or stay in a hotel?"

"Eat first." One of the men answered casually, and sat at a table with several others.

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"His grandma, these evildoers are really arrogant, I really want to draw a big sword and beat them up!" A rough ore man slapped the table and said viciously.

"Hehe, Junior Brother Zhang San was joking." Another more elegant-looking man said with a smile: "Who in Taoism doesn't want to eradicate those monsters entrenched in Canglong Mountain? Where is the Misty Forest, the Holy Land of the Monster Race?"

"Senior brother Li Er, tell me, what is this misty forest? Why did the head teacher tell us not to mess with it?" Zhang San stared at Li Er with his big copper bell eyes.

Several other people also looked at Li Er with curious faces.

Li Er sighed, and just about to speak, the little Er next to him suddenly asked, "Dear priests, what would you like to eat?"

Being suddenly interrupted, Zhang San became angry and waved his hands, impatiently saying: "Go, go, get out of here, get whatever tastes best!"

"Yes, yes, yes." Xiao Er answered "Yes" several times before turning and leaving. No one noticed the shadow in Xiao Er's eyes when he left.

"Second Brother Li, please continue talking." Zhang San turned around and said.

Li Er nodded and said, "Do you know that the demons attacked the sky 100 years ago?"

"Brother Li Er, I read in the book that the demons attacked the Heavenly Court under the leadership of the Bull Demon King a hundred years ago, but they were defeated in the end." A man named Wang Wu said humanely.

"Well, it's well recorded in the book, it's true, but there's another thing that's not recorded in the book..." Li Er paused when he said this, glanced at the curious juniors and continued. Said: "100 years ago, the master of the demon tribe, the demon master, rose strongly and was able to drive back the bull demon king. The rise is all because of this Yaozun!"

Everyone gasped, who has never heard of the reputation of Yang Jian, the god general of Nantianmen, he is a well-known figure in the three worlds, and he was defeated by the little-known demon master in a play.

Zhang San was a little confused and said: "Brother, what kind of demon is this Demon Lord? What is its true form and why is it so powerful?"

Now it's Li Er's turn to smile wryly. Where has he seen Yao Zun? He wasn't even born 100 years ago, but looking at the crowd full of expectations, he relied on his own imagination to say it.

Li Er took a sip of water, rolled his eyes, and said, "That demon is [-] meters tall, one finger is as big as Canglong Mountain, and one foot is the same as Tianzhu. That’s what killed thousands of people.”

Everyone was stunned by him, so scary!No wonder the headmaster didn't dare to mess with him, luckily he wasn't from the era of himself and others.

"Senior Brother, the Yao Zun is so big, the legendary roc is not too big, right? What is his body?" Wang Wu asked curiously.

Li Er racked his brains to think about it, and said: "The main body of the Yaozun is...er...it is the giant king of heaven and earth, the infinite god beast Vajra!"

"Big Mac Heaven and Earth Promise?"

"Divine beast?"

"Vajramon?"

A few people were stunned, what the hell is this, why haven't they heard of it.

"Cough cough cough, senior brother, this world has no... uh, giant world... ah bah, Vajra Beast, what is it, why didn't Junior Brother read any records about Vajra Beast in any book?" Wang Wu was confused forced to ask.

Li Er patted his head, feeling a little embarrassed, but he had already lied, so he had to make up for it, and said: "There are only a few Vajra Beasts in the entire Three Realms, and the Jade Emperor may not know. It's normal if you don't know, Junior Brother."

Several people immediately enviously said: "As expected of a senior brother, he has a lot of knowledge."

Li Er obviously enjoyed the flattery of several people, and said with a smile: "You study more, and you will naturally gain a lot of knowledge in the future."

"Yes, that's what my brother said."

"However, no matter how we learn, we won't be able to learn how knowledgeable the senior brother is."

"That's right, even if we study for 100 years, we can't compare with our senior brother."

"Guests, this is our signature colorless soup. You can try it first, and the main dish will be served later." The waiter brought a few bowls of soup and said on the table.

"Hehe, junior brothers, let's eat first. After we finish eating, we have to go back and report to the head teacher." Li Er laughed.

Several people nodded in unison.

Li Er took a sip of the soup, smacked his lips, frowned and said, "It tastes good, so why does it feel weird?"

"Strange?" Zhang San was taken aback, and then smiled boldly: "Brother, you're thinking too much, you'd better drink it quickly, the soup in this shop is still delicious, it tastes a bit like, um... herbal medicine smell."

Li Er took another sip, and when he heard Zhang San's words, he was startled, and his face changed drastically: "No, this soup is poisonous!"

Several people were stunned and didn't come back to their senses for a while.

A middle-aged man suddenly jumped out and laughed loudly: "You just realized it now, it's too late!"

Zhang San came back to his senses and realized that he and others had come to the black shop. He angrily pulled out the big sword behind his back. As soon as he pulled it out, he felt a sense of weakness in his arm and the big sword fell to the ground.

Li Er spat out black blood, and said weakly: "What kind of poison is this, why are my tendons broken!"

"Haha, none of you have heard of colorless soup? Then I will popularize it for you. Colorless soup, one mouthful of tendons and veins is broken, two mouthfuls of bones are disordered, and three mouthfuls of cultivation are all broken. You have to drink at least two mouthfuls, and What strength to resist, hahahaha!" The middle-aged man laughed wretchedly.

A few second-hands jumped out with steel knives in hand.

"We are disciples of Puluo Mountain, and the head teacher is Daoist Yuanyan, shopkeeper, we have no grievances or enmities with you, why do you make things difficult for us, if you let us go, it's okay for you to abolish so many of our disciples How about it?" Li Er said with sweat dripping from his forehead.

The middle-aged man chuckled and said, "Do you think it's possible?"

Li Er's face turned pale in an instant, and he glanced at a table by the window. The two people on it were eating and drinking, and they drank a lot of colorless soup, nothing happened.

The corner of Li Er's mouth twitched: "Shopkeeper, what is that?" He pointed at the two people at the table.

The middle-aged man looked up, and the corners of his mouth twitched. Hasn't this fucked up yet?What about Xiao Er?Didn't you say he got it done?

And what the hell is this gulping down colorless soup? Isn't this a slap in the face?
(End of this chapter)