Dragon Ball: Crossing the Heavens

Chapter 116 Poor Fox Spirit

As the saying goes, if you have advantages, don't take advantage of them. A gentleman loves talents and takes them in a proper way.

Simu, as an old fried dough stick in the rivers and lakes, a leader among Maoshan Taoist priests, and a master craftsman who has been single for more than 30 years, has always sought after this sentence. He can clearly enjoy the scenery, so why bother to hold himself up and put on airs, wasting resources?
O man!
Just as the four eyes were enjoying themselves, Chu Xiao had already paced forward, staggered to the side of the four eyes and the woman, and directly pulled towards the woman in the arms of the four eyes with his strong and powerful arms.

Boo!The woman screamed strangely, and her arm was grabbed by Chu Xiao, and with the sound of the wind, her whole body was suddenly pulled out of the arms of the four eyes.

"Brother Chu Dao, stop!" The little gentleness that looked at him with four eyes was snatched away by Chu Xiao, and after yelling at him, he also stretched out his arms and grabbed the woman.

Boom!The woman screamed strangely again in pain, arousing pity.

Everything happened so suddenly that the woman couldn't react. One second she was still in Simu's arms, and the next second, Chu Xiao and Simu were pulling hands and feet. pull up.

"You two sons, let me down first! You hurt me!" the woman begged for mercy.

"Don't let go! Girl, don't be afraid! I'll save you from this perverted Taoist priest right now!" Chu Xiao said, his arms exerted strength again, and pulled the woman closer.

"Girl, don't be surprised! My Simu is not the kind of irresponsible person. Since you and I are destined, how can I let go so easily!" Simu said, pulling the woman back with all her strength.

"Hey! It hurts!" Pain appeared on the woman's face. It was obvious that Chu and Xiao's strength was not light, and the fighting force was exerted on the woman.

"Four-eyed fellow Taoist, the girls have already accused you of molesting you, and you still don't let go?!" Chu Xiao exerted his strength again, and the woman screamed in response.

"What's indecent? The girl and I fell in love at first sight and cherished each other. How can we be defeated by gossip and gossip? If you say let it go, let it go! Don't let it go!" There was a firm look on the face of the four eyes, and the other hand copied it , holding the woman's jade feet tightly with both arms.

"Four-eyed fellow Taoist, how can you, as a Maoshan Taoist priest, talk about beauty with me here? You should put the butcher's knife earlier and make it right!"

"Bah! What's the point of turning back! I'm a Taoist priest, so I could get married... No, the moment I saw a girl just now, my heart was moved, and I wanted to marry a wife, so I already returned to vulgarity!"

"Taoists also talk about returning to the vulgar?! Brother four-eyed Taoist, why don't you shake me! Let's talk about the love between children, I will pay attention to your love, you see, girls don't like you!"

"Nonsense! Brother Chu Dao is jealous. Just now, the girl and I cherish each other, and I can't help it. If you didn't disturb me, we would have made love on the spot and crossed Wushan together!"

Chu Xiao chuckled, "Bah! You Taoist priest! It's embarrassing to say these words! Doesn't your Taoist heart hurt?"

The four-eyed Taoist sneered, "Hmph! You meddling evil cultivator! You beat the mandarin ducks here with a stick, and beat them up!"

"Come on! Make gestures!" Chu Xiao provocatively said.

"Come here, whoever is afraid!"

When the woman who was pulled up in Lingkong heard this, her painful face suddenly became happy, and she secretly thought that her plan to sow dissension seemed to have had an effect. After a while, the two of them will fight for her, and they will definitely fight. It was time for her to kill two birds with one stone.

Before the girl came, she was very happy, and Taoist Four Eyes kicked her up with a long kick.

Boo!
The voice was not made by a woman, who else could it be!
I saw Chu Xiao facing Simu's kick, neither dodging nor dodging, and exerted strength with one arm, but he used the woman as a shield to block Simu's kick.

"Ah! Smelly Taoist priest! You kicked me! It hurts!"

The corner of Chu Xiao's mouth raised, and he quickly answered, "Girl, don't be afraid, I won't take revenge on you!"

call!Chu Xiao swung his fist, although he only used [-]% of his strength, but in the eyes of the four eyes and the woman, it was also an extremely terrifying punch.

Looking at the fist that approached him with four eyes, although he knew that Chu Xiao had reservations, he didn't dare to take it in person, and thought to himself.

"Good guy! You are killing me!"

At the time of life and death, his four eyes were eager to generate wisdom, and he drew a ladle according to the gourd, imitating Chu Xiao's appearance, and exerted strength with both arms to block the woman in front of him.

boom!Chu Xiao's fist hit the woman's jaded legs heavily, instantly causing her legs to swell up, and a large area of ​​flushing was shocking.

The woman suffered pain again and struggled painfully, trying to break free from the control of Chu Xiao and Simu.

But how could her power as a goblin compare with Chu Xiao and Simu.

Struggling for a moment was futile at all, not only did not break free from Chu Xiao and Si Mu's hands, but instead made him lose his strength.

"Brother Chu Dao, you dare to hit my lover! Look at your feet!"

The four eyes let out a long cry, and kicked out again.

"I'll block!" Chu Xiao still took out a woman as a shield, blocked the kick, and said with a smirk, "Well, you four-eyed Taoist, you forget righteousness when you see sex, and you are obsessed with sex. Today, I want to wake you up brain!"

It was another punch, and it hit the woman without any accident.

"Brother Chu Dao, you are not rebellious yourself, why do you have the face to question me? Look at your feet!"

Boo!ah!ah! ...

The woman's pitiful screams could be heard one after another in the deep mountains and old forests.

It is simply that the listener is sad, smells tears, and feels miserable.

Accompanied by the woman's screams, Chu Xiao and Simu scolded each other equally, and the two of them shouted back and forth, but the fists and kicks they punched all fell on the woman in the end.

"Brother Chu Dao, you are shameless!"

"Four-eyed Taoist, you are single!"

"Bah! I'm called clean and self-care, not to be entangled by the affairs of the world, and you are the dog!"

"Hey! You are the first one to talk about being single so fresh and refined. You don't like the world of mortals. Why do you compete with me now? Let go of this girl, you've kicked everyone's face like a pig's head!"

"I kicked it? Nonsense, you beat my sweetheart to the flesh. Those two legs, those who know it, will know they are legs, but those who don't know it will think they are two pillars!"

……

Chu Xiao and Simu were arguing endlessly, and the movements of their hands and feet did not fall, and they were still outputting crazily.

"Two...young masters...let me go...I'm going to die..."

The woman's weak voice came intermittently from the face swollen into a pig's head, with blood and saliva flowing down the red and swollen cheeks.

"Girl, what are you talking about? Do you want me to fight another three or four hundred rounds with Taoist Four Eyes? Don't worry, I promise to defeat him in two hundred rounds and save you from fire and water."

After hearing Chu Xiao's words, the woman didn't take her last breath, and with a whimper, she stopped breathing.

With the woman's death, her body also changed, and she turned into a fox covered in gray fur.

"Brother Chu Dao, it turns out that this is a vixen!"

"So stupid to be a vixen? I thought it was something like a wild boar that became a spirit?"

The four eyes smiled, "Brother Chu Dao, the weather is going to be cold, and I happen to be short of a fur coat to keep out the cold..."

Chu Xiao waved his hand, and threw the gray fox to Simu, "With this size, the fur coat can't be woven, let's make it into big pants!"

hum!When the gray fox left his hand, the black lotus of reincarnation in Chu Xiao's body changed, and a fifth lotus petal actually condensed.

It seems that this fox is more than just a big fur underpants.

That night!

Chu Xiao lay on the soft bed and fell into a deep sleep, ignoring the four-eyed Taoist who was so excited by the luxury of everything in the next bedroom that it was difficult to fall asleep.

(End of this chapter)