Chapter 105

"To the left!"

"turn right!"

"Turn left and turn right!"

"turn back!"

"Go ahead!"

"Damn it, you're out of your mind, no matter how many times you've been taught, you still can't tell the left from the right!"

"Bosses, I beg you, just walk in unison, don't you mean that everyone's feet are raised and lowered at the same time, walk more neatly, don't make me so embarrassed, okay?"

"The black flag goes to the left, the red flag goes to the right, how many times do I have to repeat it, huh? How many times do I have to repeat it!!!"

The school field was full of jumping figures, Yang Menglong's angry and helpless roar resounded throughout the audience, and the soldiers panted and frantically listened to his passwords and made corresponding actions, staring at each other and thinking about it. It was a mess, and many soldiers under the age of 20 had already made Yang Menglong cry to tears.Looking at Yang Menglong again, he was also teary, and he was angry with them.

Yang Menglong always likes to put bad news before good news, so people who know him usually leave immediately after hearing the good news, and these soldiers have no experience, so they are tragic.A series of good news followed by bad news: General Xiao Yang is free now, and he has to free up his hands to drill them!At the beginning, everyone didn't take it seriously. You are a brat, how can you train soldiers?Let's just play with you for a few days.Even Qi Hu has almost the same mentality.

However, within a day, no one could laugh anymore.

Yang Menglong really doesn't know how to train soldiers, and it is precisely because he doesn't know how to train soldiers that everyone wants to cry without tears.In order to train the invincible elite soldiers in his mind, he didn't care whether they were useful or not, and copied some of the training methods he knew. In just one day, the barracks were completely overwhelmed:

In the morning when the sky was bright (around 05:30), the war drums beat wildly, and the rumbling drums almost scattered the dawn in the sky.The soldiers were so frightened that they got up and assembled noisily. When they were caught off guard, they naturally didn't think how neat they were, and there were many people who ran over to assemble with bare buttocks.Fortunately, General Xiao Yang did not blame them, but generously rewarded them: a five-kilometer long-distance race!Moreover, he was about to run as soon as he was ordered, and he had to run with his bare butt! More than 1000 people were divided into several teams and ran towards the destination, with some naked buttocks dotted in the middle, plus a young boy riding a horse and making sarcastic remarks after running, it is really... so spectacular!
After running for ten miles, many soldiers were so tired that they were foaming at the mouth, almost unable to stand still.That brat thinks that people's potential is unlimited, is a five-kilometer run a fart?Continue training after breakfast, anyone who dares to pretend to be dead will try!Well, you are the supreme commander of Wuyang Guard, you are the biggest in the world, you let the training, everyone can train, but you old man told everyone to stand in line, walk forward, do push-ups, what is the duck step on a whim mean?They deliberately messed with us, right?For this group of illiterate soldiers who accounted for the vast majority, standing in line and walking in the right direction is too complicated and difficult to understand. Just turning left and right makes them one head and two big, two soldiers Turning in the opposite direction and then head-to-head incidents happen from time to time. It is normal to walk with uneven steps. The worst thing is the duck step... After 200 meters, the two legs seem to be torn in half by someone. , how miserable it is!

In the evening, it was still a five-kilometer run, and many people climbed to the finish line.It doesn't matter if you don't crawl, you just have nothing to eat.

By the way, late that night, while everyone was sleeping soundly, this guy threw several strings of firecrackers into several barracks, causing the whole barracks to explode. After everyone finally calmed down, he told the reporter with a smile Everyone said, "How about we go to the mountains to catch hares together?" As soon as he said this, there was a cry, and everyone wanted to pull out their knives and cut him into pieces.

It was like this every day for several days. Those hard-working soldiers were living in dire straits, and the sick and tired lay down a large area.Everyone began to miss Qi Hu. Although this old man was rigorously trained and demanding, he was definitely not as perverted as Yang Menglong. Compared with the little devil Yang Menglong, Old Qi was simply a benevolent God!It's a pity that the little devil is playing hard now. The key is that Old Man Qi is enjoying the game and has no intention of trying to persuade Yang Menglong. Therefore, everyone has to continue to suffer.Seeing that the injury list is getting longer and longer, Yang Menglong is also worried. It is said that the training intensity is not very high. Why did he lie down so much?Finally, after being reminded by Qi Hu, he realized that he had made a very stupid mistake: modern people dare to engage in hell-style training because the nutritional supply of modern people is absolutely sufficient or even excessive, and the body can withstand the super strong Training intensity, but how could soldiers in the late Ming Dynasty have such a nutritional supply?It's good if they can eat well, but there is no oil or water in their stomachs. If they are trained according to modern training methods, isn't that murder?Fortunately, the training methods of the special forces were not used on them, otherwise a large number of them would have been killed or injured.

After realizing that he had made a low-level mistake, and most importantly, realizing that the soldiers were getting more and more resentful, Yang Menglong had to cut down on the intensity of his training, changing the two 38-kilometer runs in the morning and evening to a [-]-kilometer run, and at the same time announced that the rations would be reduced. It was raised from [-] catties per month to [-] catties, and an egg or duck egg was added to every breakfast, which suppressed the soldiers' grievances.Before there is enough nutrition supply, he will not dare to do any devil training anyway. Well, it seems that the pig farm should hurry up.

The intensity of long-distance running has been reduced, but the headache-intensive queue training has not been reduced at all. The soldiers still have to face the overwhelming passwords and Yang Menglong's roar every day.Turn left, turn right, turn back... They are like a group of spinning tops, spinning all day long, even turning left and right unconsciously while sleeping!After they finally figured out which side is left and which side is right, Yang Menglong changed the game again and made a red flag and a black flag. Run to the right, and when you are in a good mood, do a random switch, wave the black flag to run to the left, wave the red flag to run to the right... His old man waved the small flag above, waving it happily, and there are more than 1000 people below Dizzy and exhausted, complaining endlessly!Everyone made him miserable, but the kid was still not satisfied, and would yell angrily if he made a slight mistake, and could swear all kinds of swear words.Fortunately, he just scolded badly, and did not use corporal punishment. It should be said that his temper is still very good. If he was replaced by another general, he might have already beheaded a few heads to show his prestige!
The miserable soldiers were beaten to a size one by one, but Qi Hu watched with great interest, his white head nodding, and he didn't know what the essence of military training he had learned from Yang Menglong's nonsense.Han Peng was also watching, watching his soldiers being overwhelmed by two small flags. From time to time, two groups of people bumped into each other, causing bruises and swollen faces. He had a tangled look on his face, hating that iron could not make steel: "Those boys are also It’s so outrageous, you just look at the flag to tell the direction, but you can’t even solve this trivial matter! Fortunately, General Xiao Yang has a good temper, he just scolded me, but if it were me, he would have been waiting for me with a military stick!”

Qi Hu glanced at him: "Why don't you go on stage and try?"

Han Peng grunted: "I... I'd better forget it, I'm not a soldier, so I don't need to train like this."

Qi Hu half smiled, didn't say anything, just looked at the monkey who was standing on the high platform waving the flag and yelling, stroked his beard, and said in a low voice: "Good method, if this army succeeds, it must be an invincible force in the world!"

Han Peng didn't believe this evil: "Is this a good trick? I think he is just messing around!"

Qi Hu shook his head: "If this is nonsense, then the best way to train soldiers in the world is nonsense...First, give soldiers fertile land so that they have a permanent property, and those who have permanent property will have perseverance, so let's rush to this fertile land, soldiers He will also give up his life to fight for him; then increase the rations so that every soldier has enough food and clothing. With these two points, he has already won the hearts of the soldiers. You see, he trained the soldiers so hard, has anyone ever been more than half a sentence Mouth?"

Han Peng thought about it carefully, and there really wasn't one.

"During the Warring States period, Wu Qi selected the elite from the Wei army, trained them strictly, and gave each soldier fertile land and slaves, so that they had no worries about food and clothing, so that they could concentrate on training and fighting, and their combat power greatly increased. The Qin State was completely helpless." Qi Hu said meaningfully, "His training method is somewhat similar to that of Wei Wuzu."

Wei Wuzu was a fearsome iron-blooded army during the Warring States Period, well-trained and well-equipped. The Wei Wuzu phalanx was like an unshakable Mount Tai, pressing firmly on the heads of the Shandong kingdoms, making them shudder.From the perspective of later generations, the Wei soldiers trained by Wu Qi can be regarded as the first professional army in China. Every soldier has his own land and serfs, has certain economic strength, and can purchase weapons and War horses have a high social status, so their morale is high, they dare to fight and fight hard, and they are invincible all over the kingdoms of Shandong. Even Qin State was defeated in front of the Wei Wuzu phalanx and lost nearly half of the country. If it weren't for Wu Qi He was not tolerated by the state of Wei and had to go to the state of Chu. It is uncertain whether the Wei army will fight to Xianyang.Pang Juan confronts Sun Bin. Sun Bin predicts the enemy's opportunity first and takes the lead everywhere. He has a large number of martial arts fighters with superb martial arts under his command, but he never dares to challenge Pang Juan head-on. He can only weaken the Wei army again and again. The fighting spirit finally led the Wei army to the complex terrain of Ma Ling, which made it impossible for the Wei soldiers to form an formation. .It may be that the striker was exposed too much. After this disastrous defeat, Wei Wuzu was never able to stand up again, because in Hexi, their destined nemesis—the Great Qin Ruishi had quietly risen, Ma Lingfang was defeated, Qin The country swung the sharp blade of revenge to Hexi. In the battle of Hexi, the Wei army was defeated worse than Ma Ling, and the elite soldiers accumulated over a century were almost wiped out. "Qi's martial arts should not meet the soldiers of Wei, and the soldiers of Wei should not meet the sharp soldiers of Qin", this is common sense, but it cannot be said that the soldiers of Wei are not as good as the sharp soldiers of Qin. The army of Wei Wuzu who had the military power is dead. At this time, the Wei Wuzu is no longer as good as Wu Qi's in terms of military training or social status. The land is being eaten away by the big landlords. However, the burden of equipment has increased, and the decline of combat power has become inevitable. After the reform of Shang Yang, ordinary soldiers can also be rewarded, and civilians can also be knighted. , Wei Wuzu's disastrous defeat became inevitable.If the elite soldiers of Qin State after Shang Yang's reform were allowed to challenge the Wei military pawns compiled and trained by Wu Qi, the outcome would be only five or five. Of course, this is impossible. Any army will go downhill and eventually perish. , no matter how glorious its history is, it is fate.

Yang Menglong just wanted to build an army like Wei Wuzu. Each soldier had his own land and property, and his family members could receive more generous treatment, thereby enhancing their centripetal force so that they could focus on the battlefield and use the sword in their hands to fight. Gain fame.It is difficult for an army like beggars to win a war. Rogue bandits may be able to do it, and guerrillas may be able to do so, but the regular army cannot. They will not have enough to eat or wear, and if they die in battle, their whole family will starve to death. What can such an army do? Combat power?However, judging from the situation in the past few days, his level was far behind Wu Qi. The soldiers were extremely uncomfortable with his training methods, which made him very angry...

The red and black flags were waved rapidly, and immediately someone fainted again. Some ran to the left and some ran to the right. As a result, dozens of people crashed into a pile and lay staggering on the ground, groaning loudly.Yang Menglong shouted: "Stop!!!" He threw the flag, jumped off the high platform, bulged his eyes and angrily walked towards the soldiers who were lying on the ground and screamed, put his hands on his waist, and yelled: "You———— "

"Little General Yang, little General Yang, something is wrong!"

Just when the Three Character Classic with Chinese characteristics was about to be poured out, Chen Baihu rushed over ignorant of current affairs, wheezing and panting, and successfully diverted Yang Menglong's firepower.

Yang Menglong glared at Chen Baihu: "What's wrong? Do you know what a crime it is to trespass on a military camp? You'd better tell me which big thing is wrong, or I'll tie you to a flagpole to flick your penis." !"

Chen Baihu jumped up and called, "Locust... locust, locust..." stammering, it was impossible to finish the sentence in a hurry.However, fortunately, he grasped the key point. The word "locust" was like a basin of ice water from the North Pole, which instantly extinguished Yang Menglong's anger. !" Without saying a word, he dragged Chen Baihu all the way to the gate of the barracks...

It is true that military training is very fulfilling, but crops are more important, you can't do without running!
(End of this chapter)

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