Cutting over the end of the Ming Dynasty: a dog-leg knife at the beginning
Chapter 196 The Outing (1)
Chapter 196
Seeing Wang Tiechui and Xue Siming throwing all the scholars into the paddy field, the children all clapped and cheered. They were as happy as watching a circus. They completely forgot that a year ago, these scholars in Confucian uniforms were like gods in their hearts. .No way, after the school started, scholars came to the door every now and then to cause trouble. Either they wanted to eat swan meat and wrote love poems to Xiao Yufang and Liu Ziyan, or they sneered at the school, saying that a martial artist dared to run a school, and a group of soldiers It's really whimsical that Han's son also wants to study, and teaching women is even more immoral... That condescending look turned everyone off, and it also made the children know for the first time that these scholars, who they regarded as gods, were actually like this. hateful!One year is enough time for those idiots to completely ruin their image in the minds of the children. Now the children have no favorable impression of these sour shows. Everyone is sincerely happy to see them unlucky.
Yang Menglong called: "Children, remember, in the future, when someone bullies come to your door, you don't have to be polite to them, just throw them into the field and let them eat mud!"
The children cheered loudly: "Let them eat the mud!" A few bolder ones even picked up small stones from the ground and slammed them on the heads of the few scholars who were struggling in the paddy field, one bag at a time.The scholar who was beaten became more and more angry, pointing at the brat who hit him and shouted angrily: "You bastards, how dare you insult me!"
Yang Menglong smiled strangely: "You're still playing prestige, aren't you? I don't think you'll cry until you see the coffin! Xiao Ming——" smacked at the hips of those horses.Xue Siming understood, and pulled the horse to turn around, so that the horse's head pointed at the direction when the group of sour scholars came.The scholars shouted in horror: "You...what do you want to do!?"
Yang Menglong said: "I don't want to do anything, I just think you need some exercise!" He quickly pulled out the dog's leg knife and stabbed each of the horses' buttocks. His fur exploded, hissed wildly, and he spread his hooves and rushed towards the end of the road.The scholars wanted to die, and shouted: "My horse!!!" They didn't care that they were covered in mud and water, they got up and flew up and down, desperately chasing after them.Horses are very valuable. For a scholar, a horse is an indispensable prop for traveling and visiting friends. Just this poor horse took all of them. The small half of the family property, now this small half of the family property is about to run away, can they not be in a hurry?Of course, I have to chase desperately.
Seeing their embarrassment, the children laughed so hard that the younger ones were curled up on the ground clutching their stomachs and couldn't straighten up.Xue Siming shouted excitedly: "Come, come, place your bets quickly, and see how far these sour talents can catch up with their horses!"
Zhong Ning shouted: "I bet one hundred copper coins that they will catch up with them five miles away!"
Wang Tiehammer rolled his eyes: "Five miles? You think they are you, don't you? I bet three hundred coins, six miles!"
Cao Jun shouted: "I also bet three hundred coins, six miles away!"
Han Peng cut it: "Six miles? You think highly of them too! I bet five hundred Wen, eight miles!"
Qi Hu stroked his beard, and said calmly: "I'll bet one tael of silver, betting that they won't be able to catch up with cramps. Is there anyone who dares to bet with me?"
Everyone was stunned, no one dared to bet with this old man.
Yang Menglong yelled at the military households in the field: "Do you know these talented people?"
The military household shouted: "I know! These guys ride horses and dangle on the road every day, they are so annoying!"
Yang Menglong said: "It's good to know each other! Go back to the county government and sue them for trampling young crops, and make them pay for it! Damn, so many young crops have been trampled to death. I will take their surname if I don't break their legs!"
It seems that this is not the first time the military households have done this kind of thing, and they all nodded like chickens pecking rice: "I know, I know!" The county magistrate Zhang Tong issued a decree three months ago, trampling young crops and conniving livestock to eat young crops are guilty, and must be ten Double compensation, these sour scholars rushed all the way, and there were not a few wheat seedlings that were stepped on. Going to the county government to sue them severely is enough to make them lose their money.
It seems that military households are well versed in the way of fishing and law enforcement. Yang Menglong was very satisfied, and continued on the road with the children. His back was straighter, more energetic, and he was a general who won a big victory...
The Cheng family in the back were stunned, especially Cheng Shi. This old man had long been used to being superior to a literati. He couldn't believe his eyes when he saw someone treat scholars so roughly. It took him a long time to react. : "Is this how Master Yang treats scholars?"
Cheng Ji looked calm, and he was obviously used to the strangeness: "It's always been like this, it's not surprising. Master Yang doesn't like those scholars very much, and calls them nerds. Women's teaching is even more controversial, and the two sides are like fire and water... Throwing people into the fields is already considered, last July, when more than a dozen scholars came to the school to make trouble, he directly let the dogs bite."
Cheng Shi was even more surprised: "He insulted scholars like this, isn't he just fooling around!?"
Cheng Jun snorted: "What a nonsense!"
Cheng Qi didn't react that much. Watching those mud monkey-like scholars galloping and crawling along the avenue, chasing the mad horses, Liu Mei's bright eyes were bent into the shape of a first quarter moon... How can he be so cruel? ?This Yang Menglong is interesting!
After walking for a while, we are almost at our destination.Here, everyone saw several sedan chairs tilted to one side, and several bearers lying on the ground.Fang Yizhi, the magistrate, and Zhang Tong, the magistrate, had their hats crooked, and their clothes were covered with mud. Wu Yong's hat rolled into the ditch, covered with mud, and was dirty. They were debating whether to buy it or not. Pick it up... it's just too dirty.Yang Menglong was taken aback: "Oh, my lord, father-in-law, what's the matter with you? Have you met a bandit?"
Fang Yizhi and Zhang Tong's faces were stinky, and they didn't speak. Wu Yong said angrily: "I didn't meet the bandits, but I met a few crazy horses! At the invitation of young Shuai Yang, our family and Master Fang and Master Zhang We left the county early and came here to wait for our outing, but we never thought that a few crazy horses would come rushing towards us and knock over all our sedan chairs, if our family hadn't reacted quickly, we would have died a long time ago!"
And this thing?
Yang Menglong almost laughed and got angry in secret, but on the surface he had to pretend to be serious, holding back extremely hard: "Whose horse is this, no matter how good it is, it's really shameful to let it run amok on the road! What if someone steps on someone?"
A guard in Jin Yi, clutching his left arm and groaning, gritted his teeth: "That's right! Those bastards followed behind, and they didn't care when they saw a horse hit someone, and rushed straight over! I have already remembered Let's wait and see their faces, we won't be Jinyiwei if we don't get rid of them!"
Yang Menglong raised his feet in agreement: "Yes, yes, yes, we should give them some color and not let them be too arrogant. By the way, these bastards are running around like crazy in our wheat field. Little wheat seedlings, I can't persuade you..."
Zhang Tong yelled angrily: "How dare you trample on young crops? Damn it! They must be punished severely in the future!" Now the Ming Dynasty is full of smoke and fire, and money and food are flowing out like running water, but there is no effect at all. Instead, the treasury starved to death. The pile of rats, Chongzhen is poor and crazy, taxes are increased, and the output of the land is so much, so how to make up the tax has become the most troublesome thing for every county magistrate.In order to supervise their hard work, the imperial court conducts Beijing inspections every year. For officials who are not effective in collecting taxes, this is simply a gate of hell. Had to hang himself.Zhang Tong obviously didn't want to be a demon who forced the common people to commit suicide, and he didn't even want to hang himself on the southeast branch, so he attached great importance to production. Naturally, he was furious.
Yang Menglong laughed in his heart, it seemed that those sour scholars would be miserable if they didn't think about it now.He changed the subject and shouted to the children: "Hurry up and meet the two adults and Eunuch Wu!"
These few people often come to Qianhu House as guests, and the children are very familiar with them, so they all saluted and shouted in unison: "I have met the two adults, and I have seen Eunuch Wu!"
Seeing so many lovely children, Fang Yizhi and others looked a little better. Wu Yong even smiled, put aside the unhappiness just now, and asked someone to help the sedan chair. He didn't take the sedan chair anymore. Walking with a child on foot.He has no fertility, and it is difficult to see children in the palace. He naturally loves children very much, and the children are not afraid of this kind-hearted father-in-law. They surround him and ask this and that, which makes him even happier.
All the way to a river beach, Yang Menglong called: "This is it! Children, let's set up camp here, shall we?"
The children shouted in unison: "Okay!"
So the big troop stopped, the children let go of the sheep with a whimper, and ran all over the world, Xiao Yufang and Liu Ziyan got out of the car in a panic to drag them back, but how could they hold them back?Even An Ning and Xiao Jun followed Manshijie's crazy running and rolling on the grass, which really pissed them off.
Cheng Qi looked left, right, up and down, but no matter how she looked, she couldn't see any scenery here.She jumped out of the carriage and came to Yang Menglong, and asked dissatisfied: "My lord, why did you stop here?"
Yang Menglong asked back: "Isn't it good here?"
Cheng Qi said: "It's bare here, so where is there any beautiful scenery to see!"
Yang Menglong curled his lips: "Beautiful scenery? You guys only want to see beautiful scenery all day long. For those who face the loess all year round and their backs to the sky, a lump of cow dung is worth a lot of time if they can sit down and rest for a stick of incense." It's a beautiful view!"
Cheng Qi lost her appetite: "Hey! You... why are you swearing!?"
Yang Menglong shrugged: "Is there any scolding? Is it wrong to say that you go shopping around all day long?"
Cheng Qi raised her eyebrows, and scolded angrily: "vulgar, I can't stand it!" She flicked her sleeves and walked away angrily.
Yang Menglong pouted again, and ordered his men to dig the stove, he was going to have a picnic.
(End of this chapter)
Seeing Wang Tiechui and Xue Siming throwing all the scholars into the paddy field, the children all clapped and cheered. They were as happy as watching a circus. They completely forgot that a year ago, these scholars in Confucian uniforms were like gods in their hearts. .No way, after the school started, scholars came to the door every now and then to cause trouble. Either they wanted to eat swan meat and wrote love poems to Xiao Yufang and Liu Ziyan, or they sneered at the school, saying that a martial artist dared to run a school, and a group of soldiers It's really whimsical that Han's son also wants to study, and teaching women is even more immoral... That condescending look turned everyone off, and it also made the children know for the first time that these scholars, who they regarded as gods, were actually like this. hateful!One year is enough time for those idiots to completely ruin their image in the minds of the children. Now the children have no favorable impression of these sour shows. Everyone is sincerely happy to see them unlucky.
Yang Menglong called: "Children, remember, in the future, when someone bullies come to your door, you don't have to be polite to them, just throw them into the field and let them eat mud!"
The children cheered loudly: "Let them eat the mud!" A few bolder ones even picked up small stones from the ground and slammed them on the heads of the few scholars who were struggling in the paddy field, one bag at a time.The scholar who was beaten became more and more angry, pointing at the brat who hit him and shouted angrily: "You bastards, how dare you insult me!"
Yang Menglong smiled strangely: "You're still playing prestige, aren't you? I don't think you'll cry until you see the coffin! Xiao Ming——" smacked at the hips of those horses.Xue Siming understood, and pulled the horse to turn around, so that the horse's head pointed at the direction when the group of sour scholars came.The scholars shouted in horror: "You...what do you want to do!?"
Yang Menglong said: "I don't want to do anything, I just think you need some exercise!" He quickly pulled out the dog's leg knife and stabbed each of the horses' buttocks. His fur exploded, hissed wildly, and he spread his hooves and rushed towards the end of the road.The scholars wanted to die, and shouted: "My horse!!!" They didn't care that they were covered in mud and water, they got up and flew up and down, desperately chasing after them.Horses are very valuable. For a scholar, a horse is an indispensable prop for traveling and visiting friends. Just this poor horse took all of them. The small half of the family property, now this small half of the family property is about to run away, can they not be in a hurry?Of course, I have to chase desperately.
Seeing their embarrassment, the children laughed so hard that the younger ones were curled up on the ground clutching their stomachs and couldn't straighten up.Xue Siming shouted excitedly: "Come, come, place your bets quickly, and see how far these sour talents can catch up with their horses!"
Zhong Ning shouted: "I bet one hundred copper coins that they will catch up with them five miles away!"
Wang Tiehammer rolled his eyes: "Five miles? You think they are you, don't you? I bet three hundred coins, six miles!"
Cao Jun shouted: "I also bet three hundred coins, six miles away!"
Han Peng cut it: "Six miles? You think highly of them too! I bet five hundred Wen, eight miles!"
Qi Hu stroked his beard, and said calmly: "I'll bet one tael of silver, betting that they won't be able to catch up with cramps. Is there anyone who dares to bet with me?"
Everyone was stunned, no one dared to bet with this old man.
Yang Menglong yelled at the military households in the field: "Do you know these talented people?"
The military household shouted: "I know! These guys ride horses and dangle on the road every day, they are so annoying!"
Yang Menglong said: "It's good to know each other! Go back to the county government and sue them for trampling young crops, and make them pay for it! Damn, so many young crops have been trampled to death. I will take their surname if I don't break their legs!"
It seems that this is not the first time the military households have done this kind of thing, and they all nodded like chickens pecking rice: "I know, I know!" The county magistrate Zhang Tong issued a decree three months ago, trampling young crops and conniving livestock to eat young crops are guilty, and must be ten Double compensation, these sour scholars rushed all the way, and there were not a few wheat seedlings that were stepped on. Going to the county government to sue them severely is enough to make them lose their money.
It seems that military households are well versed in the way of fishing and law enforcement. Yang Menglong was very satisfied, and continued on the road with the children. His back was straighter, more energetic, and he was a general who won a big victory...
The Cheng family in the back were stunned, especially Cheng Shi. This old man had long been used to being superior to a literati. He couldn't believe his eyes when he saw someone treat scholars so roughly. It took him a long time to react. : "Is this how Master Yang treats scholars?"
Cheng Ji looked calm, and he was obviously used to the strangeness: "It's always been like this, it's not surprising. Master Yang doesn't like those scholars very much, and calls them nerds. Women's teaching is even more controversial, and the two sides are like fire and water... Throwing people into the fields is already considered, last July, when more than a dozen scholars came to the school to make trouble, he directly let the dogs bite."
Cheng Shi was even more surprised: "He insulted scholars like this, isn't he just fooling around!?"
Cheng Jun snorted: "What a nonsense!"
Cheng Qi didn't react that much. Watching those mud monkey-like scholars galloping and crawling along the avenue, chasing the mad horses, Liu Mei's bright eyes were bent into the shape of a first quarter moon... How can he be so cruel? ?This Yang Menglong is interesting!
After walking for a while, we are almost at our destination.Here, everyone saw several sedan chairs tilted to one side, and several bearers lying on the ground.Fang Yizhi, the magistrate, and Zhang Tong, the magistrate, had their hats crooked, and their clothes were covered with mud. Wu Yong's hat rolled into the ditch, covered with mud, and was dirty. They were debating whether to buy it or not. Pick it up... it's just too dirty.Yang Menglong was taken aback: "Oh, my lord, father-in-law, what's the matter with you? Have you met a bandit?"
Fang Yizhi and Zhang Tong's faces were stinky, and they didn't speak. Wu Yong said angrily: "I didn't meet the bandits, but I met a few crazy horses! At the invitation of young Shuai Yang, our family and Master Fang and Master Zhang We left the county early and came here to wait for our outing, but we never thought that a few crazy horses would come rushing towards us and knock over all our sedan chairs, if our family hadn't reacted quickly, we would have died a long time ago!"
And this thing?
Yang Menglong almost laughed and got angry in secret, but on the surface he had to pretend to be serious, holding back extremely hard: "Whose horse is this, no matter how good it is, it's really shameful to let it run amok on the road! What if someone steps on someone?"
A guard in Jin Yi, clutching his left arm and groaning, gritted his teeth: "That's right! Those bastards followed behind, and they didn't care when they saw a horse hit someone, and rushed straight over! I have already remembered Let's wait and see their faces, we won't be Jinyiwei if we don't get rid of them!"
Yang Menglong raised his feet in agreement: "Yes, yes, yes, we should give them some color and not let them be too arrogant. By the way, these bastards are running around like crazy in our wheat field. Little wheat seedlings, I can't persuade you..."
Zhang Tong yelled angrily: "How dare you trample on young crops? Damn it! They must be punished severely in the future!" Now the Ming Dynasty is full of smoke and fire, and money and food are flowing out like running water, but there is no effect at all. Instead, the treasury starved to death. The pile of rats, Chongzhen is poor and crazy, taxes are increased, and the output of the land is so much, so how to make up the tax has become the most troublesome thing for every county magistrate.In order to supervise their hard work, the imperial court conducts Beijing inspections every year. For officials who are not effective in collecting taxes, this is simply a gate of hell. Had to hang himself.Zhang Tong obviously didn't want to be a demon who forced the common people to commit suicide, and he didn't even want to hang himself on the southeast branch, so he attached great importance to production. Naturally, he was furious.
Yang Menglong laughed in his heart, it seemed that those sour scholars would be miserable if they didn't think about it now.He changed the subject and shouted to the children: "Hurry up and meet the two adults and Eunuch Wu!"
These few people often come to Qianhu House as guests, and the children are very familiar with them, so they all saluted and shouted in unison: "I have met the two adults, and I have seen Eunuch Wu!"
Seeing so many lovely children, Fang Yizhi and others looked a little better. Wu Yong even smiled, put aside the unhappiness just now, and asked someone to help the sedan chair. He didn't take the sedan chair anymore. Walking with a child on foot.He has no fertility, and it is difficult to see children in the palace. He naturally loves children very much, and the children are not afraid of this kind-hearted father-in-law. They surround him and ask this and that, which makes him even happier.
All the way to a river beach, Yang Menglong called: "This is it! Children, let's set up camp here, shall we?"
The children shouted in unison: "Okay!"
So the big troop stopped, the children let go of the sheep with a whimper, and ran all over the world, Xiao Yufang and Liu Ziyan got out of the car in a panic to drag them back, but how could they hold them back?Even An Ning and Xiao Jun followed Manshijie's crazy running and rolling on the grass, which really pissed them off.
Cheng Qi looked left, right, up and down, but no matter how she looked, she couldn't see any scenery here.She jumped out of the carriage and came to Yang Menglong, and asked dissatisfied: "My lord, why did you stop here?"
Yang Menglong asked back: "Isn't it good here?"
Cheng Qi said: "It's bare here, so where is there any beautiful scenery to see!"
Yang Menglong curled his lips: "Beautiful scenery? You guys only want to see beautiful scenery all day long. For those who face the loess all year round and their backs to the sky, a lump of cow dung is worth a lot of time if they can sit down and rest for a stick of incense." It's a beautiful view!"
Cheng Qi lost her appetite: "Hey! You... why are you swearing!?"
Yang Menglong shrugged: "Is there any scolding? Is it wrong to say that you go shopping around all day long?"
Cheng Qi raised her eyebrows, and scolded angrily: "vulgar, I can't stand it!" She flicked her sleeves and walked away angrily.
Yang Menglong pouted again, and ordered his men to dig the stove, he was going to have a picnic.
(End of this chapter)
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