Cutting over the end of the Ming Dynasty: a dog-leg knife at the beginning

Chapter 750 and Tiandou 10
"Water is always flowing, whether we can see it or not. Workers in the seaside salt pans introduce sea water into the salt pans to expose it to the scorching sun. After a few days, the sea water disappears, leaving only white salt. That's because The sea water is evaporated; the farmer managed to bring water to the field to irrigate the field again, and it took at most two days for the field to dry up again, because the water was evaporated; the most common example is that someone was careless when cooking and put The rice is overcooked, that is also because the water is evaporated. It is common sense that water evaporates into water vapor when it is heated. So where does the evaporated water go?" Yang Menglong pointed to the pots— ——Under the raging fire, the water in the pot has begun to boil, and the white water vapor rises up, which is quite spectacular, "Here is the answer: I have gone to heaven!"

Now everyone finally understands why this bastard took the trouble to prepare such a few big pots. Zhang Pu and others hesitated to speak, wanting to refute, but this is common sense that women and children know, let them talk like a tongue , It is also impossible to deny the fact that water will evaporate when it is heated!

Unless they can drag everyone's IQ to baby level!

"It is the sun that makes the water evaporate continuously. I believe everyone has noticed that the water in the rice fields always dries up very quickly in summer, but in winter and early spring, not to mention the water in the fields, even if you want to dry a piece of clothing. Clothes are very difficult. This is because the summer is the hottest and the water evaporates quickly, while the winter and spring are cold and humid and the water evaporates very slowly."

Catherine couldn't help asking: "Then, did the evaporated water just disappear?"

Yang Menglong said: "Of course not! Everyone, please look up at the ceiling above my head—"

Everyone raised their heads in unison, only to find that many glass plates had been pasted temporarily on the ceiling above the bastard’s head, and those glass plates were covered with small drops of water, dripping down. It seemed to be raining lightly.

There was a huge uproar throughout the stadium.

Yang Menglong said: "You can see clearly? The evaporated water returns to the ground in this way. The nature of water is like this. When it is heated, it evaporates into a light gas that rises to the sky, and when it is cold, it condenses and falls back to the ground. What is condensed depends entirely on the temperature. If the temperature is high, it will turn into rain, and if the temperature is low, it will become frost, snow and hail. In summer, it is warm, so what falls is rain, and in winter, it is cold, what falls is snow. Spring and summer At the turn of the year, it turns warm and then cold, so what falls is hail, all of this is determined by the weather, and the snow in June can only be a myth."

Chen Zhenhui sneered: "Champion Marquis, what do you use to prove this? You must know that this building is your product. It is very easy for you to do something to hide a little water on the roof!"

Yang Menglong didn't talk nonsense, he beckoned, and immediately someone brought dozens of glass mirrors to distribute at random, and Chen Zhenhui and others even handed them out: "Breathe up, keep breathing, and then look at the breath coming out of your mouth." What will become!"

Chen Zhenhui said disdainfully: "This kind of degrading behavior, I disdain to do it!"

He disdains it, but there are too many people who are very curious. Most people get the mirror, first check whether there is any tampering, and then keep breathing on it. Soon, there are surprise cries: "Water!" ! The exhaled air turns into water on the mirror surface!"

"Really, they all turned into drops of water!"

"The mirror is cold, but the breath you breathe out is hot. When the hot breath gets cold, it condenses into water droplets. Haha, I understand, I understand!"

Yang Menglong smiled: "Everyone understands? Water vapor condenses into water droplets when it is cold in the sky, and when there are too many condensed water droplets, it turns into rain, snow and hail. These are all natural phenomena. As for these things falling into Where, it is determined by the monsoon. The monsoon pushes the clouds full of water vapor to move around. These clouds continue to merge during the moving process. The proportion of water vapor becomes larger and heavier, and finally presses down on our body. Overhead, it becomes heavy rain or heavy snow pouring down. The movement of the monsoon is full of uncertainties. Some places will be visited every three to five times, and some places will not be visited for several years, which causes some places to be flooded. In some places, the land is cracked and the vegetation is scorched—these are all caused by climate change and have nothing to do with ghosts and gods.”

"Now everyone understands how water circulates. That's right. Every day, rain or snow falls from the sky. Similarly, a large amount of water turns into steam and rises to the sky every day, turning into rain or snow. This cycle continues forever. Temperature determines everything about water. If it is colder, it will solidify into hail or snowflakes, and if it is warmer, it will become rainwater. If the temperature is higher, that is, if the sky is hotter, there will be no enough water droplets to form, and there will be no rain. Got it. Now that I understand this, I believe everyone should understand that the theory of ghosts and gods and God’s punishment are pure nonsense. Rather than begging for forgiveness and mercy from ghosts and gods, it is better to find a way to make the water cycle evolve in a direction that is beneficial to you. Clouds If it’s too hot, try to cool down the clouds so that the water vapor condenses into rain; if the clouds are too cold, try to heat the clouds and melt the hail inside into rain—this may sound unbelievable, but as long as we work hard to study, One day we will be able to overcome these damned natural disasters!" Speaking of this, Yang Menglong's eyes sparkled and his voice was like a bell: "At any time, everyone must remember: man will conquer nature!"

"Man will conquer the sky!"

A thunderbolt exploded beside everyone's ears, making their ears buzzing and their minds turning pale.For thousands of years, "Heaven" has been a mysterious, cruel and fair existence in the eyes of everyone. Wind, cloud, thunder and lightning, frost, dew, rain and fog are all mysterious, and everyone regards these as God's will. Full of awe, no one has studied it, and naturally no one would have thought that the principle is so simple: it is all formed in the process of water circulation!When water is heated, it turns into steam and rises to the sky. When it is cold, water vapor condenses and falls.

Zhang Pu finally couldn't sit still anymore, jumped up, and shouted loudly: "It's nonsense, it's nonsense!"

Hundreds of Confucian scholars shouted in unison: "It's nonsense, it's nonsense!"

Hundreds of people shouted angrily in unison. The momentum was not small, and it overwhelmed all the voices at once. The audience who were talking about how much money they had been cheated by the magic stick in the natural disasters in the past, and whether they should go to the magic stick to settle the score later They all became quiet all of a sudden, while Li Yan, Fang Yizhi and the others showed a hint of worry.They are too aware of the pissing nature of this group of guys, they have no other skills, but no one can match their nonsense and forceful words. Now that they have finally jumped out, I am afraid that a fierce fight is inevitable!
Yang Menglong hugged his siblings with both hands, and said with a smile: "Brother, you have something to say, it's very impolite to talk nonsense as soon as you open your mouth!"

Zhang Pu was so angry that his breathing was a little messy. He pointed to Yang Menglong and said, "Thunder, rain and dew are all God's grace. This sentence is not unfamiliar to champions, right? Everything in the world, and the fate of hundreds of millions of people in their lives, are all determined by heaven." , no one can be an exception! The Son of Heaven is the incarnation of the Heaven, and the character of the Son of Heaven directly affects the joy and anger of the Heaven. If you make a mistake and reuse a villain, the heavens will be furious, and natural disasters will occur frequently, and the people will live in dire straits, don’t you see..."

Yang Menglong interrupted impatiently: "How is Taizu's conduct? How is Chengzu's conduct? Were there any natural disasters during their reign?"

One sentence choked Zhang Pu.Neither Zhu Yuanzhang nor Zhu Di is a good bird. The former killed heroes, corrupt officials, and skinned real grass, until blood flowed into rivers. The species has been changed again, and these atrocities are all recorded in the history, which cannot be denied.But no one can deny that these two emperors did their best to benefit the common people after they seized the world. That's all.But did natural disasters break out in Ming Dynasty during the period of Zhu Yuanzhang and Zhu Di?
have!And quite often!If these two Quanxia knew, they would definitely laugh at the three unworthy descendants of Wanli, Tianqi, and Chongzhen: scumbag, compared with Lao Tzu in natural disasters?You are so weak!
God doesn't seem to give these two talented emperors much face...

However, Zhu Yuanzhang, who killed officials like chickens, and Zhu Di, who killed like hemp, created a prosperous dynasty comparable to the Han and Tang Dynasties. Gods, horses, natural disasters and man-made disasters are all scum in front of these two killing gods, but when civil servants dare to point at the emperor In the middle of the middle period when Zhu Yuanzhang yelled and cursed, the country's situation plummeted. The Mongols who were once driven by Zhu Yuanzhang to graze on Lake Baikal even ran outside Beijing to act wildly. Isn't this contrast too great?

Zhang Pu struggled for a long time, and managed to squeeze out a sentence: "Taizu and Chengzu are great talents, but they are not perfect, and they will have some immorality, so the heavenly punishment was sent down to warn them and urge them to reflect on their mistakes... "

Yang Menglong sneered: "Then have they reflected on it? Have they changed it?"

Zhang Pu was choked again...

Fortunately, Zhu Di said, at least he didn't treat officials as pigs and dogs, but Zhu Yuanzhang, the god of killing, has never reflected on it. Wow, Lanyu case, Hu Weiyong case, Kongyin case, Guo Huan case, which time did not kill tens of thousands, almost Sweeping away officials from all over the country?However, the national power and prestige of the Ming Dynasty reached its peak during the period of Zhu Yuanzhang, with abundant finances, strong military power, and vast territory, all of which were unprecedented——When Zhu Di came to power, he was obviously inferior to his father. People dared to stab him again, and several Northern Expeditions failed to completely subdue the Mongols.If it was Zhu Yuanzhang, would those remnants of the Northern Yuan Dynasty dare to assassinate them?I can't wait to go to the South Russian grassland!

Yang Menglong said: "I can't answer it, right? Let me tell you that to become the ruler of an empire, one must have a heart of stone, and even have the skills of a butcher! The person sitting in that position can be a cruel General, you can be a schemer who hides a knife in a smile, or a butcher who bleeds like a river in a rage, but he can't be a Taoist who is dedicated to goodness like Emperor Wen of Liang! The period of Taizu and Chengzu also had frequent natural disasters, but However, the national treasury is full, all industries are prosperous, and the Sixth Division of the Great Tomorrow Army has repeatedly launched, and they are invincible. It is not because of self-reflection, but because of their great talents, efficient administrative system, and powerful disaster relief and disaster relief methods. If they also If you don’t do anything when there is a natural disaster, and set up an altar to worship the sky every day, the world will be in chaos long ago!”

Zhang Pu bit the bullet and said: "Disaster relief is of course important, but the emperor's self-examination, self-cultivation and self-cultivation are the right way! You need to know that the power of heaven is unpredictable, and the cycle of cause and effect. If the ancestors have made mistakes but there is no retribution, it may not be ten times the retribution to the descendants." On him! Champion Hou is an important minister of the Ming Dynasty. He should persuade the emperor to respect the heavens, respect the virtuous and the corporals, and let the gentlemen be reused. This is the right way. Now, if you come up with a set of fallacies to deny the law of heaven and ethics, you are not afraid of incurring punishment from heaven!"

Hou Fangyu shouted loudly: "People are doing it, but God is watching! Look up and see who God will spare!"

Yang Menglong snorted: "Who does the sky spare? I'm so scared! If I tell you that I can put the sky under my feet, how would you feel?"

The entire audience was stunned, and then a huge roar broke out: "Nonsense!"

Yang Menglong was too lazy to talk nonsense, and with a wave, two strong men brought in a two-foot-square ice cube, smashed it and scattered it around him.Everyone's eyes widened, and Zhang Pu's eyelids twitched disobediently: What kind of trick is this guy trying to play?
Under the watchful eyes of nearly 2 people, the ice quickly turned into a vast expanse of white gas and rose up, wriggling slowly, and merged into a huge cloud that was slowly rising. Yang Menglong stood in the center like a god overlooking the mortal world. , This scene caused inexplicable heart palpitations to everyone present, and the horrified shouts sounded like a tsunami——this guy really stepped on the sky under his feet!
Everyone has an urge to go crazy, my God, how could this be?How on earth did he do it?
"It's nothing mysterious, it's all thanks to the dry ice. That's right, what was sprinkled on the ground just now is dry ice. It's made of carbon dioxide. When it's heated, it vaporizes and turns into a vast white mist, which looks like a cloud. Same. But this thing is not easy to make, I spent tens of thousands of taels of silver to make such a piece.” Yang Menglong said, “Similarly, there is nothing mysterious about the sky, it is just formed of gas, use it to fool Others are okay, so save yourself if you want to fool me. I know that there are thousands if not ten thousand people who come here with a background in reading and writing. Here I would like to ask you one thing: if you encounter natural disasters, please help and think about what to do. Respond, don't just force the emperor to commit crimes like chicken blood, and then pretend nothing happened, it's very wicked!"

An invisible slap was slapped on the faces of those Confucian scholars present, making them dizzy with stares in their eyes.Zhang Pu clenched his fists even more, his face was slightly distorted, very frightening, but he couldn't say a word.Yang Menglong has smashed all his arguments to pieces in the most brutal way, using countless examples that can be seen everywhere in life to prove that water is indeed reciprocating between the sky and the earth, and even made it out of bird feather dry ice. It raised a "sky" and then stomped it to the ground!How can you argue?No matter how much you mess around, you can't beat so many tangible examples!

Damn it, why did Daming come out with such a number one freak!

(End of this chapter)