Plane Guardian Bureau

Chapter 72 On the Pros and Cons of Shit

The Northwest Army had already been taught a lesson by Bai Bufan when they passed through Nanhua City, and now they are facing the elite troops led by Tang Sheng. They were defeated for thousands of miles, and the commander of the second-level Lingwang was vulnerable in Tang Sheng's eyes !
Tang Sheng led the troops to chase and fight all the way. Outside Nanhua City, he and Bai Bufan's troops who had been stationed here attacked back and forth, completely annihilating the enemy.

When the two armies converged, Bai Bufan pretended not to know Tang Sheng, cupped his fists and said to him, "General Tang, I've been waiting for you for a long time!"

Tang Sheng also replied: "Young Shao Xia Bai is a heroic young man. He is wise and brave. He killed two giants with great wisdom and martial prowess. He defeated two armies with great achievements. He can be called the Broken Continent..."

"Hey!" Bai Bufan sent a private message to Tang Sheng: "That's almost it..."

"Then let's stop talking nonsense..." Tang Sheng smiled awkwardly, and then entered Nanhua City with a few core generals.

Before the sand table, Wang Zhi explained the current situation to everyone: "Currently, the total number of elemental chaos beasts in the Lookout Peninsula where the thunder elemental giant is located should be around 70..."

"Among them are more than ten thousand thunder elves!"

"But fortunately, there is no senior commander!"

"I don't know what the cultivation level of the Thunder Elemental Giant itself is!" Wang Zhi said, pointing to another place: "At the beginning, according to Bai Shaoxia's plan, three warships were built in Nanhua Port!"

"Headguard Zheng is currently stationed in Jinhua City, and Chief Linghai is stationed in Changhua City!"

"The other three great bodyguards are all busy killing the remnants of Chaos Beasts in various places, and recovering after the war. However, Nanhua City has been fighting several tough battles in succession, and its troops are really scarce!" Wang Zhi looked at Tang Sheng at this time. : "So, the main frontal attack will be in charge of you, General Tang!"

After finishing speaking, Wang Zhi's expression was serious: "I hope that General Tang will care about the people of the broken mainland, put aside all grievances, and do his best!"

Tang Sheng smiled: "That's natural!"

Three days later, Wang Zhi led the remaining 20 elite cavalry in Nanhua City; Armored heavy cavalry, with a total of more than 60 troops, formed the most elite legion in the Broken Continent, and brought [-] light infantry, [-] armed forces, and [-] militiamen, a total of nearly [-] troops, marched into the Lookout Peninsula, and Thunder elemental giant decisive battle!
On the other side, Tang Sheng, Bai Bufan, Irene, and three thousand Sword Pavilion disciples boarded a warship and approached the peninsula from the sea.

Once on the boat, Tang Sheng looked at Irene and the people in the Three Thousand Swords Pavilion and kept looking up and down. The analysis in his right eye kept going. After a long time, he asked, "You really don't sleep?"

Bai Bufan's face turned pale, and he looked at Irene and wanted to remind him: "Don't answer, don't answer, don't answer... I have to say important things three times!"

But, it was too late, Irene said flatly: "Don't sleep!"

Bai Bufan's heart twitched: "It's over..."

Tang Sheng immediately asked again: "Don't you eat?!"

Irene frowned, the mask moved slightly: "Don't eat!"

"Don't drink water?"

Irene's face was a little ugly, and the mask almost trembled: "Don't drink!"

"Aren't you tired?"

Erin's tone was very cold: "No..."

"Then, there will always be pain..."

Irene was a little angry: "No way!!!"

Surprise appeared on Tang Sheng's face, and then with a flash of light, he asked, "Then, do you want to shit?

As soon as these words came out, Bai Bufan's heart twitched.Irene trembled all over, and the cold air escaped unknowingly. Her hand holding the sword trembled slightly, as if she was resisting the urge to draw the sword...

Fortunately, Bai Bufan told Irene in advance that Tang Sheng was his senior brother, and he had placed him in Nangong's house. Tang Sheng would be the main force in the battle here, otherwise she would have already drawn her sword and started fighting with Tang Sheng...

"It would be great if I didn't have to shit..." Tang Sheng saw that Irene ignored him, so he muttered to himself: "You know what? Most experts, the most annoying thing is Shit!"

"Because this is when his defense is weakest!"

"Think about it, even if you are the Spirit King, you can't shit in the sky. It's not good to hit too many people. Even if you don't hit people, it's not good to hit flowers..." Tang Sheng looked very experienced. "So, I still have to squat on the ground to pull..."

"If you are squatting, no matter how good your body is, you won't be able to run away... Besides, you have to put on your pants after you pull up, and you have to wipe your butt before putting on your pants. Otherwise, your whole body will be covered in shit, it's too embarrassing!"

Irene glanced at Bai Bufan, with a look that said, "Can I beat him?"

All the disciples of the Three Thousand Fighting Sword Pavilion twitched, their grimace masks trembling slightly, as if they were saying, "I've wanted to beat him up for a long time..."

Bai Bufan shook his head slightly, and said, "Just be patient..."

Tang Sheng said eloquently by himself: "No matter how strong you are, it's not easy to explode. You are shitting. If you accidentally burst your intestines, your stomach will be full of bad water, and this will become a full stomach. Shit..."

"Besides, if it's so shocking that it flows back into the stomach, it's eating shit..."

After saying that, Tang Sheng gave a deep "Yeah": "So, when a person poops alone, that is when he is at his weakest, and when he is most afraid of being attacked!"

After finishing speaking, Tang Sheng sighed: "I don't need to shit even if I think about it!"

"But, I can't, shit is coming, I can't hold it back!" Tang Sheng looked regretful: "For today's battle, last night, I purposely squatted for three hours, just in case I suddenly wanted to shit , that would be bad!"

The more Tang Sheng spoke, the more energetic he became. Bai Bufan felt that everyone was shaking with anger, and even the warship was shaking.

Finally, after finishing talking about the pros and cons of shitting, everyone heaved a sigh of relief. Tang Sheng looked at Irene again and asked, "Do you want to pee?"

Irene couldn't bear it any longer, pulled out the Qingshuang Sword, quickly placed the sword in front of Tang Sheng's neck, and said angrily: "Shut up!!!"

During the short journey of a few hours, everyone felt as if a century had passed, because Irene's threats were useless. Tang Sheng took a deep breath and said the first normal words until he reached his destination. :"arrive!"

Above the West Sea, Xiao Jing led the team deep into the Chiba Islands. The islands along the way were covered with chaos beasts.

Following Xiao Jing's order, the cannons fired in unison.

Shells bombarded the chaotic beasts on the island. Xiao Jing and Wu Meng took out their weapons and used the artillery as a cover to land on the island, starting the battle to recover the Chiba Islands!

The sea herds were already good at shooting, and they were also good at fighting in the mountains. With the support of the artillery, they destroyed the Chaos Demon Crystal clones, took back the islands one by one, and approached the Fire Island.

Zhang Jing, You Gang and the three thousand brave hunting team also came to a dark water.

(End of this chapter)