One kick to the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 13 You Pull Up Your Pants First
Qin Yi was teleported again.For this teleportation, he will face a difficult task.Different from the novice trial missions that have been completed, this mission is more full of uncertainty.

What Qin Yi knows so far is only a broad category.

Help the princes conquer Luoyang, but Qin Yi has no idea of ​​where he will be teleported, at what time, who he will meet first, the steps to complete the task and its duration, etc.

This also has an advantage, that is, Qin Yi has more room to play freely.But having said that, the premise of this benefit is that he must first gain the trust of Duke Dong.And this premise, in Qin Yi's view... There is not even a dog in the beginning, and life and death depend on luck.

Sitting on the transmission seat, Qin Yi closed his eyes and prayed silently: "I hope the first person I meet is a bastard with a big head and a thick neck."

"Are you ready?" Liu Ruoyin put a finger on the transmission button and asked Qin Yi softly.

The bright red button, reflecting a long and slender finger, is full of beauty.However, in Qin Yi's eyes, that finger was like a devil's claw about to press the nuclear bomb launch button, ferocious and terrifying.

Like a prisoner about to go to the execution ground, Qin Yi subconsciously wanted to delay time: "Well, can I make a request?"

"What else do you have to explain?" Liu Ruoyin's mouth curled up slightly, with a playful smile on her face.

Three black lines suddenly appeared on Qin Yi's forehead: "Beauty Liu, can you not use the word confession, it will make me feel like leaving a last message!"

"Then what entrustment do you still have?" Liu Ruoyin changed her words obediently, but in this situation, the word "entrustment" seems to be no better than "confession".

"I really didn't mean to leave any last words!" Qin Yi protested again, "I just...just..."

While talking, Qin Yi's gaze became evasive, and he didn't dare to look directly at Liu Ruoyin.

"Don't be a mother-in-law, hurry up and get on the road!" Miss Liu got angry, she left the button with her fingers, put her hands on her hips, and said impatiently while staring at Qin Yi.

"Hey, you know that, I haven't talked about a girlfriend yet, before I go on the road, can I give you a hug?"

Qin Yi, who was coy just now, suddenly turned into a wretched look.

"I...go to hell!"

Liu Ruoyin suddenly pressed the transmission switch.

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"You're really stingy, and you're still a close comrade in arms. You don't even meet this little request."

After Qin Yi's body turned into a solid body, Liu Ruoyin was still complaining in his heart.He appeared behind a clump of dry bushes, his body lying on the ground.

Underneath him, there was soft withered grass.

Now that you have teleported in place, the first thing to do is to observe the surrounding environment.Qin Yi looked around and found that he was in a dense forest.

Looking forward slowly, three or four meters away is full of withered grass.Continue to look far away, it is a small tree with thick arms...

Hey, that's... a butt behind the tree?
That's right, butt.To be precise, it was the ass of a chubby, dark man.

Why do you decide that the owner of the butt is a man?Look at the clothes.Although the man was squatting on the ground, leaving Qin Yi only a back view, but the clothes he was wearing were obviously men's clothes.Besides, such an ugly butt must belong to a man.

Damn it, what kind of son of a bitch is so careless and makes excrement everywhere!

Although Qin Yi was still more than ten meters away from that careless man, he seemed to have clearly smelled the stench.

Qin Yi pinched his nose subconsciously, and closed his eyes by the way.Nima, she is blind, and her nose is also blind.This damn base vehicle, it's not good for you to teleport me to such a ghostly place!Well, the place is nice, but there are more things that shouldn't be there.

"Who is there!"

At this moment, the careless man behind the tree suddenly turned his head and looked at Qin Yi's hiding place.

Hey, this man is very vigilant!
Qin Yi had no choice but to open his eyes, and comforted the man: "Brother, don't be nervous, please continue, it is convenient for me to go into the woods, let's not disturb anyone."

Why is it called Xiongtai?Just because of that person's face.

Because Qin Yi wears the contact lenses rewarded by the system, his eyesight is quite good.Although the man was about ten meters away from him, his face was clearly visible in Qin Yi's eyes.

This person has a dark face, thick eyebrows and fine eyes, and three short beards under the wide mouth.It is estimated that his age should be around 35 years old.

Hearing Qin Yi's voice, the man stood up in shock.By the way, he copied the ground with his left hand and picked up a sword.

Immediately, the man turned around and faced Qin Yi's side.

"Who is it, come out!" The man grasped the hilt of the sword with his right hand and shouted sharply.

But he seemed to have forgotten what he was doing just now. After standing like this, his pants slid down to his ankles... Well, luckily the hem of his upper body clothes was longer and covered his knees.But those two thick and fluffy calves were clearly exposed.

"Hey, hey, if you have something to say, can you pull up your pants first?"

Qin Yi stood up, covered his eyes with one hand, and pointed at the man's trouser leg with the other hand, reminding him embarrassingly, angrily, and funny.

Only then did the man realize that he had lost his composure, and subconsciously squatted down again.

At this moment, chaotic footsteps sounded from the side of the woods, accompanied by a loud exclamation from a person: "My lord, what's wrong?"

Qin Yi was startled, and quickly looked in the direction of the voice.

"There are spies!"

Before Qin Yi could see the situation clearly, the man squatting on the ground shouted loudly.

spy?Oops, he meant me!

Qin Yi secretly yelled that something was wrong.I was really afraid that something would come, that I would be regarded as a spy.

"Misunderstanding, I'm not a spy, I'm just passing by." Qin Yi quickly explained.

In the blink of an eye, the person opposite had already pulled up his trousers and was hastily fastening his belt.

"People passing by? My soldiers and horses are resting outside the woods. If you weren't spies, how could you get here without telling them?"

As he was speaking, the man had already completed the last process, took the sword in his hand again, and pulled it out of its sheath with a "choke", pointing the tip of the sword at Qin Yi.

There are also new developments in the woods.A dozen or so soldiers in armor appeared, holding spears, sword shields, bows and arrows in their hands, and charged towards Qin Yi.

The situation is obvious. The gentleman opposite must be a big shot who leads troops. I wonder if he is one of the princes who attacked Dong Zhuo.

This thought just flashed through Qin Yi's mind.The situation is urgent, and he has no time to think about it. Here and now, life-saving is the most important thing.Although, the person opposite did have a big head and a thick neck, but he was obviously not Chef Fan who could fool around casually.

Subconsciously, Qin Yi ran in the opposite direction to the soldiers.

"Stop! If we don't stop, we will shoot arrows!" One of the soldiers shouted to warn Qin Yi.

shoot arrows?Damn it!
Qin Yi felt fear and immediately jumped forward and fell to the ground.

"Whoosh whoosh-" Several feather arrows immediately flew over his body.In troubled times, human life is as cheap as grass. People say that shooting arrows is not just talk.

Qin Yi broke into a cold sweat.Let me go, I really fired the arrow. Fortunately, I reacted quickly!

The opponent's attack is so decisive, and there are so many people, in this situation, it is impossible to fight, and there is not much hope for escape. No matter how fast you run, you can't run faster than bows and arrows!

What should I do... That's right, you guys have arrows, don't I, Qin, don't?

Out of desperation, Qin Yi rolled over and immediately changed his lying position to kneeling on one leg, and took off the Heavenly Wolf Crossbow from his back.

As soon as he cocked the crossbow, Qin Yi aimed the Sirius crossbow at the small tree next to the big man.

"Whoosh-"

Before the soldiers could fire their arrows again, the crossbow arrows released by Qin Yi had already pierced the void, and with a slight whistle, they accurately inserted into the tree trunk.

With a sound of "collapse--", the tip of the arrow pierced the wood three points, and the tail of the arrow trembled rapidly, almost touching the big man's cheek.

Shooting a small tree with a diameter of less than ten centimeters from a distance of more than ten meters is not too difficult for a crossbowman, but it is not an ordinary bowman like Qin Yi who can aim and hit the target in an instant. Crossbowmen can do it.Of course, the reason Qin Yi was able to do this was entirely due to the heavenly wolf crossbow in his hand.

Suddenly, the big man trembled with fright, and dropped the sword in his hand to the ground.

"Don't move! If you dare to move, I will shoot you in the chest with the next arrow!"

Qin Yi warned that the Sky Wolf Crossbow had already aimed at the big man's chest.

　The plot finally unfolded, and the wonderful story has just begun.All judges, don't hesitate any longer, throw all the recommendation tickets in your hands here!

　　


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