One kick to the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 40

It wasn't until Hua Xiong had eaten and drank that Qin Yi slowly woke up.

"Are you awake? Oh...I ate all the food. How about asking the boss to cook for you?" Hua Xiong looked at Qin Yi with a playful smile.

Qin Yi pretended to rub his head and said in a daze: "I have a bad headache and no appetite, so there is no need to bother the governor's men."

In fact, he really wanted to eat something, and he was still hungry.But he really didn't want to stay with Hua Xiong for too long, for fear that if he slipped the tongue accidentally, he would have to wrong himself.

Hua Xiong burped, stood up and said, "Then let's rest early."

Qin Yi was startled: "Director Hua, where does Qin sleep?"

Hua Xiong pointed to a bunk in the tent: "You will sleep with a certain family tonight."

What?sleep with you?Fuck!What's wrong with the ancients, big men sleep together.Cao Cao was like this, and Hua Xiong was like this.

"Captain Hua, don't you have an empty tent? Qin is not used to sleeping with others."

"You scholars have so many problems! Do you think that a certain family is willing to sleep in a tent with you? If Xu Duhu hadn't asked me to watch you..." Hua Xiong said reluctantly, and suddenly realized that he had slipped his tongue. He immediately Changed his words: "There is no other place in the army. Qin Duyou must not move around randomly. Let's go to sleep now. Mr. Hua will go out to patrol the camp first."

After speaking, Hua Xiong put on his armor and walked out of the tent.

Qin Yi was confused for a while, and then he realized that he and I were supposed to sleep in the same tent. I thought we were sleeping in the same bed!

Alas, Xu Rong was too cautious and let Hua Xiong look at me.Tonight's assassination plan is a bit troublesome!

Nothing happened, Qin Yi could only force himself to lie down on the floor that Hua Xiong pointed out to him, and closed his eyes to fall asleep.

There was no cotton in this era, and the quilts were probably stuffed with wool, which smelled of mutton.The fabric used to make the quilt was also very rough, and a lot of wool was stuck out of the quilt cover, which was very scratchy.

There was something on his mind, so Qin Yi didn't feel sleepy at all.The plan to assassinate Xu Rong turned over and over in his mind.

About two quarters of an hour later, Hua Xiong came back.When Qin Yi heard the sound, he quickly turned his back and turned his face inside, pretending to be fast asleep.

"Qin Duyou? Qin Duyou?" Hua Xiong called out in a low voice, and then he said to himself: "Sleeping like a pig, if this kind of person joins the army, he won't even know how he died."

Hearing Hua Xiong's sarcasm, Qin Yi cursed in his heart: Fuck your mother, you won't survive one episode!

Qin Yi heard the sound of Hua Xiong taking off his armor.

Less than a quarter of an hour later, he heard Hua Xiong's snoring like thunder.

Shit!He also said that I am a pig, and your sleep is louder than a pig!
"Hey—the dog thief is here!" Hua Xiong suddenly yelled, which startled Qin Yi.

But what followed was a strange "creaking" sound.

Let me go, this guy doesn’t just snore while sleeping, he actually talks in his sleep and grinds his teeth. It’s so noisy!If left in a military camp dormitory in later generations, this kind of person would definitely be beaten by a group.

"Pfft~~~"

There was another sound from Hua Xiong's side, the sound was very melodious and melodious, with twists and turns, stirring the soul.

ah?He he he... What the hell is this farting?Wonderful!
Qin Yi suddenly remembered the reason he had made up to refuse Cao Cao's invitation to sleep with him when he was camping in Luotuoling: snoring, teeth grinding, sleep talking, farting... Alas, people can't lie, they got retribution tonight Bar.

Hua Xiong's movement... To use a mathematical term, it is an infinite loop.From the first snoring sound, within 3 minutes, he made some noise.Either talking in sleep, or grinding teeth, or turning over, and occasionally, there will be an exhaust sound that can be accomplished overnight or soul-stirring.

Qin Yi was devastated.He felt that the torment he suffered tonight was worse than when he strengthened his body in the base vehicle.Fortunately, he had something to do tonight, so he didn't want to sleep at all.Otherwise, he really wanted to block Hua Xiong's upper and lower openings with smelly socks, and then tie Hua Xiong into rice dumplings.

In the endless suffering, Qin Yi finally heard the sound of the third watch banging sound outside the tent.

It's midnight, time to act.The ancients went to bed early, Xu Rong should be fast asleep by this time.The soldiers guarding and patrolling the battalion should also be tired.

Qin Yi got up quietly and took out the invisibility powder.

"The governor of Huadu? The governor of Huadu?"

He called Hua Xiong twice in a low voice, but Hua Xiong didn't respond, and Qin Yi started to act.

After hesitating for a long time, he finally made up his mind and took off all the clothes on his body.

cold, so cold!Qin Yi couldn't help shivering, cursing in his heart to the doctor who made the base car: You can make something as big as a base car invisible, but clothes are only as big as an object, and it can't be invisible, which hurts me Going naked.

Pour half of the invisibility powder from the bottle into the palm of his hand, and he silently estimated the amount.This bottle of invisibility powder contains ten grams. One gram can maintain the invisibility effect for 5 minutes. No matter how much you use, it can last for up to three 10 minutes.More than half of ten grams, almost seven grams, is enough.

This place is about 50 meters away from Xu Rong's camp. If everything goes well, I can complete the assassination and return within 10 minutes, which is a lot of time.

After thinking about it, Qin Yi put the invisibility powder back into the bottle a little bit.This thing can't be wasted too much, it's enough to keep invisibility for about [-] minutes.Save the rest for later.

Putting the bottle into his clothes, Qin Yi became cruel and swallowed all the poured invisibility powder into his stomach.

After waiting for about three seconds, he could no longer see his body.

Stepping lightly, Qin Yi stepped out of the tent.

There was actually a strong wind blowing outside.Being blown by the wind, Qin Yi felt cold from his skin to his bones.

Suffer, bare buttocks to kill, I'm probably No.1 in history.

Looking around, he saw that the barracks was quiet, and he didn't even see a group of patrolling soldiers nearby.There was only the entrance of the tent, with a soldier on the left and right sitting on the ground and taking a nap.

Very good!
Qin Yi followed the route he remembered and trotted towards the camp.Although there was a slight sound of footsteps, this sound could be ignored in the whistling wind.

In only about twenty seconds, Qin Yi ran to the front of the tent of the Chinese army.

Outside the tent of the Chinese army, there were also soldiers standing guard.The soldiers here are much more dedicated than the two at the entrance of Huaxiong's tent, their eyes are staring like lanterns, and they don't seem sleepy at all.

Qin Yi stepped lightly and quietly approached the door.The soldiers on guard didn't notice at all and kept staring straight ahead.

Stealth works well.However, if I lift the curtain and go in, will it alarm them?

As soon as this idea arose, Qin Yi himself immediately rejected it.The wind was so strong and they couldn't see me. At most, they thought the door curtain had been blown open by the wind.

After calming down, Qin Yi opened the door curtain and ducked into the Chinese army tent.

It's still warm inside!
Xu Rong really knows how to enjoy it, there are several charcoal pots growing inside, and he is not afraid of carbon monoxide poisoning.

During the day, Qin Yi observed that the Chinese army's tent was divided into two layers: inner and outer.The outside is the meeting place, and the inside must be where Xu Rong sleeps.This was a conclusion he deduced based on Cao Cao's military tent he had seen before.

Passing through the outer room, Qin Yi walked into the inner room.

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Behind-the-scenes:

A book friend said: "General Hua, are you really that hairy when you sleep... uh, bad habits?"

Hua Xiong: "Misunderstanding, big misunderstanding. How to put it, you also know that marching and fighting are very boring, and there is a shortage of women in the barracks... that night... Brother Yi is a bit timid, but he is tall. It's thin skin and tender meat..."

A certain book friend: "Oh, it turns out that you couldn't sleep that night because you had unreasonable thoughts about Brother Yi!"

Hua Xiong: "Hey, don't talk about it, don't talk about it."

　Hua Xiong: "Wow, this is Hua Xiong, now is the time to rob, hand over your recommendation tickets and rewards, if not... Hehe, a certain family will get under your bed tonight!"

　　
　
(End of this chapter)