One kick to the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 45 I'm a coward
Sun Ce left [-] soldiers to clean up the battlefield, and the rest of the soldiers all went north to chase the Xiliang army.

Qin Yi didn't follow Sun Ce to join him. He thought that after the battle was over, he still insisted on beating the dog in the water, which is very disrespectful.

In fact, this is not important. What is important is that he is still thinking about returning to the base car to receive the award.

After leaving the camp, Qin Yi walked back to the small hill to the north of the camp and found his Sky Wolf Crossbow.After that, he notifies the system to start the transmission.

This time the system didn't push three blocks and four blocks, and directly sent Qin Yi back to the base vehicle.

"Beauty Ruoyin, miss me..."

As soon as Qin Yi's body appeared on the transmission seat, he saw Liu Ruoyin.So, immediately greeted warmly.

"Qin Yi, you bastard!" Before Qin Yi could finish speaking, Liu Ruoyin raised her brows and cursed at Qin Yi.

Qin Yi was dumbfounded: "Hey, hey, why are you swearing? What am I doing to you?"

"Hmph! You bastard!" Liu Ruoyin cursed again.

Qin Yi was very speechless, blinked his eyes, and said with a smile: "Your curse words are too scarce, do you want me to teach you a few words?"

"Okay! Let's teach him!" Liu Ruoyin actually put away her angry expression and said expectantly.

Qin Yi had seized a chance to show off, cleared his throat, opened his mouth and said, "Looking at you, handsome and unrestrained, suave and charming, everyone loves you, and flowers bloom when you see them, you must be the best among scumbags , the beast among the beasts. And according to my observation, you must have calcium deficiency since childhood, and lack of love when you grow up. Grandma doesn’t hurt, uncle doesn’t love. The left cheek needs twitching, and the right cheek needs kicking. The donkey sees the donkey kick, and the pig sees the pig trampling. People who belong to cucumbers by birth don’t deserve patting. People who belong to walnuts day after tomorrow don’t need hammering. Those who belong to broken motorcycles all their lives don’t need kicking.”

After Balabala said so much in one breath, Qin Yi paused for a moment to take a breath and continued: "There are so many kinds of weapons, but you prefer to practice the sword. You don't practice the upper sword, but focus on the lower sword! There are so many moves for the lower sword, You chose to learn the Drunken Sword instead of the Gold Sword. You practiced the Silver Sword instead. In the end, you became the Drunken Silver Sword. You shouldn’t be given the Sword Immortal. If you don’t do it if you are given the Sword God, you will have to be shameless and cry and shout to be a swordsman. .Really, why bother?”

After Pao Dou said these words, Qin Yi looked at Liu Ruoyin proudly, as if waiting for Liu Ruoyin to worship him.

"Yes, you are such a person! Really, why bother?"

Liu Ruoyin's light words made Qin Yi almost stumble.Sure enough, I have practiced too much sword practice. Isn't it okay to be cheap, teaching others to scold me.

"I said Miss Liu, tell me, why did you scold me as soon as we met?" Qin Yi finally brought the topic back.

Liu Ruoyin raised her eyebrows again, and said angrily, "Can you say hello first when you take off your clothes next time? If you disagree with me, run away naked. Do you think you have a good figure?"

What do you mean?Qin Yi was completely stunned. After pondering for a long time, he finally figured out: Oops, why did I forget that the implantable communicator also has the function of monitoring my physical condition and the surrounding environment? Liu Ruoyin saw it!
"You, you, you...you don't want to see my whole body...you, you...you have to be responsible for me!"

Extreme shame welled up in his heart, and Qin Yi's speech became incoherent.

Liu Ruoyin blushed, and spat: "Bah, who cares to look at you! When I found out that you were about to take off your clothes, I immediately turned off the communicator."

Oh, so I didn't lose my virginity!Qin Yi felt relieved.No, why is there still a little bit of disappointment?

"Hey, hey, you are too irresponsible. You actually turned off the communicator, so you are not afraid that I will have an accident? This is a serious dereliction of duty... Protest, I solemnly protest to you, and reserve the right to pursue your dereliction of duty .”

"Do you still want to receive the reward?" Liu Ruoyin didn't waste any time and directly threatened Qin Yi with her special move.

Qin Yi immediately changed his words: "Liu Ruoyin is a good comrade! I fully agree with her behavior of not taking advantage of others to peep. As the saying goes, a gentleman does not bully a dark room, and Comrade Liu Ruoyin has achieved this. What kind of spirit is this? This is... ..."

"Shut up!" Liu Ruoyin interrupted Qin Yi's words impatiently, then stood up, walked towards the front cabin, and said as she walked, "If you have time to play tricks, hurry up and come with me to receive the award!"

Qin Yi frantically followed Liu Ruoyin into the central control room.

Picking up her phone and getting ready to receive the award, Liu Ruoyin started to operate the computer.

"Dingdong, you currently have two rewards to claim. One is to complete the first upgrade task and get a prop reward; the other is a reward for completing the first random task. Which reward to claim first?" Mobile phone , the system pops up a prompt page.

"Receive the reward of the random task first."

Liu Ruoyin tapped the keyboard a few times, and the page on the phone changed accordingly: "The reward item for the random mission is to open the hidden function of the system, and the hidden item that can be selected to open this time is——"

Below the prompt text, three options pop up:

1000. Turn on the function of searching attachments.This function is initially set to detect historical celebrities within [-] meters of the executor.This function can be upgraded, and the search range will continue to expand as the level increases.

[-]. Turn on the attribute viewing function.The initial setting of this function is to view the five-dimensional attributes of the executor himself and any person within ten meters nearby.Every time this function is turned on, the freezing time is one hour, that is, only one person's five-dimensional attributes can be viewed within one hour.This function can be upgraded, and the scope of viewing, the number of personnel, and the freezing time will all change as the level increases.

[-]. Mysterious rewards, details to be determined.

After reading the prompt, Qin Yi couldn't help but make a trade-off in his mind: The mysterious reward is probably a scam again, while the first two functions are quite good.

"Ding Dong, please shake the phone and choose a reward item." Another prompt appeared on the phone.

Qin Yi shook the phone and prayed in his heart: I hope I don't get the third item.

"Ding Dong, congratulations on enabling the attribute viewing function. The system comes with a trial operation. Do you want to try this function now?"

Qin Yi secretly breathed a sigh of relief: he's pretty lucky, he's wanted to have this function for a long time.

"Try it now."

"Ding dong, according to system detection, within the applicable scope, only the attributes of the executor can be viewed."

"Then look at my own current five-dimensional attributes."

“叮咚，执行者目前五维属性为：统率56；武力65；政治56；智慧79；魅力60。”

After reading his attribute values, Qin Yi couldn't help sighing: "No way, I'm so inferior! Except for wisdom, which is not bad, the other attributes are too bad."

"Hmph, do you think you're awesome? My hero." Liu Ruoyin said with a playful look.

"I... Hua Xiong is right, I'm just a coward!"

(End of this chapter)