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Chapter 338 Silly Girl Is Your Wife

Chapter 338 Silly Girl Is Your Wife
Just when the Sky-Swallowing Demon God was about to step forward and strike at the male reincarnator to kill him completely, the female reincarnator had already raised the short bow towards her again.

If it was before, the Swallowing Demon God might dodge for a while, but this time she didn't even bother to dodge, because she had already broken through to the second layer of "Indestructible Hegemony Body", and her defense power was greatly strengthened.

Sure enough, the arrows shot in the next second barely pierced through the skin of the Swallowing Demon God, and were quickly squeezed out from the wound by his strong muscles.

Seeing this scene, the female reincarnator immediately realized something was wrong, stepped forward and grabbed the kicked companion who was still throwing up, and left.

"What are you running for! That green tea bitch must be at the end of her battle, if we persevere, we can definitely take her down!"

"What a fart at the end of the crossbow! Look at her, she looks like she is about to die!" Seeing the 'Hua Mei' who was chasing after her in big strides, the female reincarnation cursed angrily.

At this time, the male reincarnator finally recognized the reality, and ran away with his companions. As the saying goes, if you keep the green hills, you don't have to worry about no firewood. As long as you save your life first, you may not be able to fight back!
The Heaven Swallowing Demon God was afraid that these reincarnators would play with the trajectory of the tiger away from the mountain, so he stopped after chasing it far, and then came to the bombed-out hut to look for Lu Xiaoqian.

Miraculously, Lu Xiaoqian was unscathed in the explosion just now. It seems that his protagonist's halo is at work.

Seeing his girlfriend came back, Lu Xiaoqian finally relieved some gods and stepped forward to ask worriedly: "Huamei, are you alright?"

"I'm fine! Let's get out of here first!" After confirming that the silly girl was still in Lu Xiaoqian's hands, the God Swallowing Demon God pulled the male protagonist away from the dilapidated house that had been bombed out.

On the way, the God Swallowing Demon God took the silly girl out and started to charge the energy by facing the sun.In order to travel through time and space before, Sha Niu has completely exhausted her energy. If she does not recharge, this thing is just an ordinary crystal doll.

"Eat! Eat!"

After being exposed to the sun, the crystal doll made a cheerful cry immediately.

Lu Xiaoqian was very surprised when he saw this, and asked his girlfriend: "This crystal doll can still make noise? What is the reason for this? There is no sound-making device inside!"

Faced with Lu Xiaoqian's inquiry, Tiantian Demon God did not intend to hide the facts, and said with a smile: "This is not an ordinary crystal doll, but a smartphone from the future 1960!"

"What! This is a mobile phone from the future!"

Hearing this answer, Lu Xiaoqian thought about the previous battle again, and suddenly realized: "Oh! I see, those guys just now traveled from the future too! I must be an important person in the future, those people The guy was sent by my enemy to go back to the past to kill me, and it doesn’t matter if you are beaten like that, does it prove that you are not a normal human being at all, but a robot similar to the Terminator!"

Hearing Lu Xiaoqian's imaginative reasoning, the Sky-Swallowing Demon God smiled and replied: "You are the one who still wants to be the savior in the future! Don't think about it too much! As for me being fine after suffering so many injuries, it's Because I am a cultivator! If I were a robot, would you be able to hold me?"

Lu Xiaoqian was very unconvinced when he heard what Tuntian Demon God said, and retorted: "Huamei, why do you look down on me! Now I am a bit incompetent, but maybe I am the kind of late-blooming genius!"

Sky-Swallowing Demon God: "Haha! You are indeed a late bloomer. You must know that this mobile phone was actually invented by you in the future, and you made yourself a wife with your own hands. You are indeed a genius that is rare to see in a thousand years!"

Hearing that this mobile phone was actually invented by himself in the future, Lu Xiaoqian immediately puffed up his chest happily, but after hearing the second half of the sentence, he was confused again, thinking that this mobile phone is a mobile phone, how can he be his wife Woolen cloth!
It's no wonder that Lu Xiaoqian can't understand this sentence. After all, in this world, mobile phones haven't developed to a very smart level. The current mobile phones can at most make calls, listen to music, etc., not like the kind of real A smart phone is basically equivalent to a small computer, with a full range of functions, which makes many people unable to live without their mobile phones even for a second, and has become the legendary bow-headed people.

After more than ten years, after Lu Xiaoqian saw the changes in the mobile phone with his own eyes, he might be able to understand why some people regard the mobile phone as their dearest wife.

But the Sky-Swallowing Demon God wasn't going to let this guy wait for so long. After letting Sha Niu charge it for a while, she turned it on.

"Please enter the power-on password!"

"I love you!"

As the Sky-Swallowing Demon God said the password, a ball of green light immediately appeared on the phone, and then the ball of green light formed a screen in front of him with two options on it.

"Please choose the mobile phone mode or the real person mode!"

"Real person mode! Be good!"

After the Heaven Swallowing Demon God selected the mode, the unremarkable crystal doll immediately shattered into green balls all over the ground, and then these green balls quickly reassembled, and finally turned into a beautiful woman in a red waistless leather jacket.

Lu Xiaoqian looked at the scene and was really stunned. He didn't expect that the mobile phone in the future would be so advanced that it could directly turn into a beautiful woman.

"Here, this is the future wife you made yourself. I have to say that your aesthetic vision is pretty good. The silly girl you made is very cute!" Pushed it into Lu Xiaoqian's arms.

This time it happened to hit the wound on Lu Xiaoqian's hand, causing him to gasp in pain and finally recover from the shock.

"That's right! Silly girl, activate the medical function, and treat the wound on Xiaoqian's hand first!"

Following the order from the God of Swallowing Demon, Sha Niu immediately activated the diagnostic function, a green light flashed from her eyes, and swept across the wound on Lu Xiaoqian's hand.

"Understood! Activate the medical function! Start the treatment!"

Along with Sha Niu's crisp voice, Lu Xiaoqian suddenly felt a heat flow being input into his wound. With the help of this heat flow, all the skin cells in his wound began to divide at an accelerated rate, and the wound that was still bleeding quickly The bleeding stopped and a scab formed, and then in less than half a minute, the scab on the wound fell off, revealing the completely healed wound underneath.

Lu Xiaoqian was very happy to see his wounds healed so quickly. At the same time, he also admired his future self even more. Even if he can invent such an advanced smart phone, he will definitely be a great scientist with profound knowledge in the future. !
The Heaven Swallowing Demon God naturally wouldn't know Lu Xiaoqian's inner thoughts, if she knew that this guy was so narcissistic, she would definitely beat him up so that this guy could fully recognize the reality.

In order to prevent this kid from being confused about the situation and falling into the trap of those reincarnators, the Sky-Swallowing Demon God was introducing the identities and backgrounds of those reincarnators.

"The group of guys who just attacked us are actually minions of a group of alien gods. With the help of the evil gods, they invaded other worlds everywhere and plundered the resources of other worlds. These guys have no bottom line in doing things. In order to complete the evil god The tasks assigned will be unscrupulous, treating human life as worthless. I don’t know how many innocent human beings have died in the hands of these reincarnations. This time, you and your mobile phone wife are obviously being targeted by these guys, so you should do your best in the future. Be careful and don’t run around!”

"Wait! You said those guys are minions of evil gods from outside the territory, so how do you know all this?" Lu Xiaoqian listened to the other party's explanation, but a new question popped up in his heart. I want to ask. He feels that there must be something wrong with his girlfriend. It is impossible for Huamei to fight like this before, and he doesn't know these things. She is just like him, an innocent girl who just graduated from university. .

Swallowing Demon God: "Of course the gods told me these things. After all, if there are evil gods, there will naturally be kind gods. I was specially enlightened by those kind gods, and then let me protect you!"

And just when the Sky-Swallowing Demon God came to the bus stop and was about to take a ride home, the yellow-browed king who was electrified by high-voltage electricity and looked like a beggar appeared out of nowhere with a fierce look on his face. He rushed towards Lu Xiaoqian.

"Give me back the silly girl!"

Because he is not familiar with the modern society, the Yellow-Browed King, who has suffered several times, is eager to go back to his own era by relying on the silly girl.

And Lu Xiaoqian looked at this guy with a weird appearance, and hurriedly asked his girlfriend beside him, "Is this guy also with those reincarnated people?"

"No, he is the yellow-browed monster king who came from the Tang Dynasty when the silly girl was testing the time-traveling function!" The God of Swallowing Demon answered Lu Xiaoqian's question and hurried to the nearby police station .Because now she can't beat the Yellow Eyebrow King!
Don't look at the yellow-browed king who suffered a lot when he first arrived in modern society, it was all because he was not familiar with the rules of modern society.After following You Suowei to get acquainted with this strange era, the Yellow-browed King regained the might of his generation of demon kings. The king with yellow eyebrows was defeated and almost killed on the spot. From this we can see how powerful the king with yellow eyebrows is.

That’s why the Sky-Devouring Demon God wouldn’t be so stupid as to fight head-on with the opponent!At least we have to wait until Sha Niu is full of energy. Then we can at least rely on Sha Niu to seal the entire body of the Yellow Eyebrow King.

At this time, Lu Xiaoqian was completely confused by his girlfriend's answer. There seemed to be several question marks in his head. He thought about many possibilities, but he just didn't expect that this beggar-like The strange person turned out to be a monster from the time travel of the Tang Dynasty.It's also called the King of Yellow Eyebrows, isn't that a monster in "Journey to the West"?

"That's wrong! If there were monsters in ancient times, why can't we see them in modern times? It's impossible for those monsters to die out in modern times, right?"

Listening to Lu Xiaoqian's inadvertent murmur to herself, the Heaven Swallowing Demon God also had a bang in his head, and there was a huge wave. It was only at this time that she realized that the water in this world seems to be very deep, and it is not an ordinary person at all. The sci-fi plot Small World is as simple as that.

From Sha Niu’s personal experience, it can be seen that there were indeed monsters and gods in ancient times in this world. Later, Lu Xiaoqian even went back to the Tang Dynasty and invited Monkey King and Zhu Bajie to help him fight against the Yellow Eyebrow King and other villains in modern times.

And Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie are both real gods at a fair price. Later, one became a fighting Buddha and the other became an envoy of the altar. It is impossible for them not to live in modern times.

But then the problem comes. In modern times, there is no trace of them at all. Even other monsters and gods have completely disappeared without a trace. There are only a group of mortals left in the whole world, just like this world has never been. None of those gods and demons appeared.

There are only two possibilities for this situation to happen. One is that those gods and monsters encountered invincible enemies during the process, and they were all killed.Another possibility is that some kind of change happened in this world, and it became no longer suitable for those gods and monsters to survive, so all those gods and monsters relocated collectively and went to other planets to survive.

These two may be more inclined to the second one, because the gods and monsters in "Magic Phone", although their strength does not seem to be as powerful as those real gods in the prehistoric continent, they are not so weak It can be completely killed by people silently, among other things, the Monkey King alone can punch a big rift in the ground with a stick, causing a terrible earthquake, and the strength of other gods with more advanced cultivation bases It must be stronger, and the gods with such powerful strength, even in the face of nuclear weapons in the modern world, I am afraid they would dare to take it head-on.It is simply impossible for ordinary forces to completely kill these powerful immortal gods.

And if it is the second possibility, then what happened to this world that caused all the gods and monsters to leave this world?
The Sky-Swallowing Demon God sensed it carefully, and soon felt that he had found the reason, that is, there was no trace of spiritual energy in this world.

You know, even if those powerful gods and monsters do not practice, they need to consume a huge amount of spiritual energy to maintain their state every day. If they stay in this world without the slightest spiritual energy for a long time, the strength of those gods and monsters will be greatly reduced. It will inevitably decline rapidly, and in the end it will even be beaten back to its original shape and become a mortal.

Those gods and demons who had finally reached such a high level of cultivation obviously could not accept this result. Therefore, in order to continue to maintain their strong cultivation, these gods and demons had to find a place full of spiritual energy as a residence.

(End of this chapter)

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