Traveling from The Deer and Ding Tale
Chapter 102 Where's the Butt? (Please Subscribe)
Chapter 102 Where's the Butt? (Please Subscribe)
"Junior Brother He, did you do this on purpose?"
Seeing this, Leader Qiu immediately took the lead in laughing, trying to divert the influence of Taoist Zifu's "time is a bit short" just now.
A group of female monks also laughed and leaned back. Some said that He Tu's buttocks are still very round, some said that He Tu's buttocks may have been tempered with refined steel, and some said that He Tu's buttocks may be big in other places. .
Even the Taoist of the Zifu didn't expect such a situation, so he turned his head and covered his old face and couldn't help laughing.
After fifteen breaths, He Tu showed his full body.
"What are you laughing at, at least I have a longer time than you."
He Tu saw that Leader Qiu smiled the most arrogantly, and immediately turned back.
Although Leader Qiu's father is the second head teacher of the Taiyi Sect, He Tu's family has land and a house, medicine gardens, spiritual stones, magic tools and other industries are very large in the vicinity of Zhongzhou, so he is not in vain for Leader Qiu at all.
Seeing that He Tu didn't sell his face at all, Chief Qiu's nose almost crooked from anger.
If the Zifu Taoist said that he had a short time before, it was an objective evaluation, then what He Tu said was completely making fun of him.
However, when he thought that Tu He would always say "I have fifty spiritual mines at home" and "I never care about what Taoist friends he has or doesn't have, anyway, they don't have what I have", Leader Qiu could only stare.
After all, the competition between the second generations has never been a contest between their own fists.
At this moment, a female monk suddenly screamed, "My god, my god, the ass is gone."
Everyone was shocked and looked back.
It turned out that it was Zhou Ping'an who also made the invisibility talisman.
"Ah! Where's my male god's ass?"
"Yeah, where's the butt?"
Zhou Ping'an almost trembled when he heard the nonsensical words of the female monks, "My God, can't I be like this?"
"Qianqian, can't I just hide my butt?"
Zhou Ping'an felt that he was about to sweat.
"Don't be naked buttocks and not invisible, but I only have buttocks invisible, wow."
Because he had no idea, Zhou Pingan unconsciously took a step towards Mu Qianqian.
"No, senior brother, I can't see you as a whole?"
Mu Qianqian was stunned for a moment, and then she was overjoyed, "Brother, you can actually move with the invisibility charm? That's amazing!"
"Well, I don't know what's going on, but it seems like it can indeed move."
Hearing that it wasn't just the butt that was hiding, Zhou Ping'an was finally relieved, and then he was slightly taken aback.
"No, Qianqian, how do you know I moved? We don't have China Unicom."
"I can hear the sound of senior brother's steps." Mu Qianqian smiled triumphantly.
However, as soon as Mu Qianqian said this, the other female monks quit immediately.
"What, Mu Qianqian can even hear the sound of my male god's steps! How intimate is this relationship!"
"Damn it, what happened between Mu Qianqian and the male god?"
"No, I have to ask my father to start early and propose marriage immediately."
Zhou Ping'an was too lazy to pay attention to these nymphos, so he took two more steps and asked tentatively, "Now, can you see me?"
"I can't see it, senior brother, are you going to play hide-and-seek with me?" Mu Qianqian clapped her hands happily and smiled.
"As expected of my father-in-law's son-in-law, even the head of the Purple Mansion said that this invisibility talisman will break when he moves around, but my male god insists on not breaking it."
Amidst the screams of all the female monks, Leader Qiu only felt a burning pain on his face, and the Taoist of the Zi Mansion also felt a little embarrassed.
This invisibility talisman has a thousand kinds of materials and there are endless matching methods, but he has been developing it for so long, and he has not figured out how to move the invisible matching method with his cultivation of the gods.
Unexpectedly, it was precisely this so-called closed-door disciple newly recruited by suzerain Yi Xingtian, who was not even a scumbag of Qi practitioners, who actually figured out the method of moving and invisibility in one go.
The key is that the time has lasted so long. It has been nearly a stick of incense. Zhou Ping'an has walked around the Dabo Hall several times, but he still hasn't shown his original shape.
"How should I ask Nephew Ping'an for advice, ah bah, to discuss the method of making mobile invisible talismans without losing the majesty of my hall master."
Taoist Zifu fell into deep thought.
"Hallmaster of the Purple Mansion, the disciples should withdraw first, otherwise, I am afraid that these female monks will have to skin the disciples later."
"Who, okay, okay." The Taoist of the Zifu was taken aback and waved his hand quickly.
Although Zhou Pingan stopped to talk to him for a moment, he didn't even know where Zhou Pingan was.
At this moment, the Taoist of the Zi Mansion finally realized that this new disciple accepted by the senior brother of the suzerain was no small matter.
"Yes, next time I can visit the name of Senior Brother Suzerain and discuss with Nephew Ping'an." The Taoist of the Zifu thought of this, and was immediately happy for his clever plan.
Zhou Pingan briefly said something to Mu Qianqian, and immediately opened the invisibility amulet, carelessly cutting through a group of female monks.
No one found out.
It really is an artifact of invisibility.
Another stick of incense time passed.
"Where is my male god? It's too long."
"That's right, didn't the Hall Master of the Purple Mansion say that this invisibility talisman lasts up to fifty breaths and cannot move? My male god is completely broken, it's too powerful."
All the female monks blushed as if they heard someone praise her man.
"Master, I didn't sleep well last night, I was a little sleepy, I'll go back first."
Mu Qianqian estimated that Zhou Ping'an had evacuated safely, so she had no intention of staying in the Dabo Hall anymore.
"Mu Qianqian, what did you say! You said you didn't sleep well last night? What did you do to Senior Brother Ping An?"
"You must be coveting my male god's face so that you can't sleep at night, right?"
"Mu Qianqian, how can you be so nasty!"
"I"
Mu Qianqian never expected that she would be stopped by a group of stunning female monks before she reached the gate of Bodian.
Mu Qianqian also recognizes Princess Yuyue of Dayu Kingdom, Qiu Shuilan, young master of Immortal Sword Sect, Suxi, saintess of Qiankun Holy Court, and others.
"What did I and my senior brother do? It's none of your business, let me get out of the way! Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude, and you can still be bullied by you in Taiyizong!"
Mu Qianqian snorted coldly, and with a wave of her left hand, a soft black whip exuding soul-stealing power appeared in her hand, and the air was buzzing with shock.
"Little leather whip, Mu Qianqian, I will fight with you."
As Princess Long Yue spoke, she was about to draw her sword and rush forward to fight Mu Qianqian.
"Let's all go away, Nephew Ping'an has left Dabo Hall a long time ago."
At this moment, the Taoist of the Zi Mansion flicked his hand slightly, and bursts of purple vitality separated Mu Qianqian from Princess Yuyue and the others like a wall of energy.
Seeing that Taoist Zifu's cultivation was superb, Princess Yuyue also knew that she would not be able to please a monk with a golden core, so she gave Mu Qianqian a hateful look, and went down the mountain.
Guessing that he was far away from Dabo Hall, Zhou Pingan put away the invisibility talisman.
"I didn't expect that Blind Meng could conjure up such a miracle. It's miraculous. Could it be that this mysterious gift before the system's recovery is really so powerful?"
Zhou Pingan couldn't believe that this was his work, and he had chosen the best one among countless permutations and combinations.
After a while, Mu Qianqian caught up.
"Senior brother, I have blocked many disasters for you, you have to reward me well." Mu Qianqian smiled slyly.
"No problem! I invite you to eat chicken tonight." Zhou Ping'an smiled slightly.
"It's a deal, senior brother's chicken, my mouth is watering just thinking about it. Senior brother will teach me how to cook chicken later, okay?"
"Uh, chicken is hard to make, you should be responsible for eating it."
"No, I want to learn how to cook chicken, I must learn how to cook chicken," Mu Qianqian persisted.
"Ahem, okay, I'll teach you how to make chicken later."
At this moment, a red glow that stretched for three or four hundred miles suddenly appeared in the sky.
"Huh? It's noon now, why is there a sunset?"
Zhou Pingan was taken aback for a moment, wondering if the weather in this prehistoric world is so strange that he turns into a male at every turn, regardless of day or night?
(End of this chapter)
"Junior Brother He, did you do this on purpose?"
Seeing this, Leader Qiu immediately took the lead in laughing, trying to divert the influence of Taoist Zifu's "time is a bit short" just now.
A group of female monks also laughed and leaned back. Some said that He Tu's buttocks are still very round, some said that He Tu's buttocks may have been tempered with refined steel, and some said that He Tu's buttocks may be big in other places. .
Even the Taoist of the Zifu didn't expect such a situation, so he turned his head and covered his old face and couldn't help laughing.
After fifteen breaths, He Tu showed his full body.
"What are you laughing at, at least I have a longer time than you."
He Tu saw that Leader Qiu smiled the most arrogantly, and immediately turned back.
Although Leader Qiu's father is the second head teacher of the Taiyi Sect, He Tu's family has land and a house, medicine gardens, spiritual stones, magic tools and other industries are very large in the vicinity of Zhongzhou, so he is not in vain for Leader Qiu at all.
Seeing that He Tu didn't sell his face at all, Chief Qiu's nose almost crooked from anger.
If the Zifu Taoist said that he had a short time before, it was an objective evaluation, then what He Tu said was completely making fun of him.
However, when he thought that Tu He would always say "I have fifty spiritual mines at home" and "I never care about what Taoist friends he has or doesn't have, anyway, they don't have what I have", Leader Qiu could only stare.
After all, the competition between the second generations has never been a contest between their own fists.
At this moment, a female monk suddenly screamed, "My god, my god, the ass is gone."
Everyone was shocked and looked back.
It turned out that it was Zhou Ping'an who also made the invisibility talisman.
"Ah! Where's my male god's ass?"
"Yeah, where's the butt?"
Zhou Ping'an almost trembled when he heard the nonsensical words of the female monks, "My God, can't I be like this?"
"Qianqian, can't I just hide my butt?"
Zhou Ping'an felt that he was about to sweat.
"Don't be naked buttocks and not invisible, but I only have buttocks invisible, wow."
Because he had no idea, Zhou Pingan unconsciously took a step towards Mu Qianqian.
"No, senior brother, I can't see you as a whole?"
Mu Qianqian was stunned for a moment, and then she was overjoyed, "Brother, you can actually move with the invisibility charm? That's amazing!"
"Well, I don't know what's going on, but it seems like it can indeed move."
Hearing that it wasn't just the butt that was hiding, Zhou Ping'an was finally relieved, and then he was slightly taken aback.
"No, Qianqian, how do you know I moved? We don't have China Unicom."
"I can hear the sound of senior brother's steps." Mu Qianqian smiled triumphantly.
However, as soon as Mu Qianqian said this, the other female monks quit immediately.
"What, Mu Qianqian can even hear the sound of my male god's steps! How intimate is this relationship!"
"Damn it, what happened between Mu Qianqian and the male god?"
"No, I have to ask my father to start early and propose marriage immediately."
Zhou Ping'an was too lazy to pay attention to these nymphos, so he took two more steps and asked tentatively, "Now, can you see me?"
"I can't see it, senior brother, are you going to play hide-and-seek with me?" Mu Qianqian clapped her hands happily and smiled.
"As expected of my father-in-law's son-in-law, even the head of the Purple Mansion said that this invisibility talisman will break when he moves around, but my male god insists on not breaking it."
Amidst the screams of all the female monks, Leader Qiu only felt a burning pain on his face, and the Taoist of the Zi Mansion also felt a little embarrassed.
This invisibility talisman has a thousand kinds of materials and there are endless matching methods, but he has been developing it for so long, and he has not figured out how to move the invisible matching method with his cultivation of the gods.
Unexpectedly, it was precisely this so-called closed-door disciple newly recruited by suzerain Yi Xingtian, who was not even a scumbag of Qi practitioners, who actually figured out the method of moving and invisibility in one go.
The key is that the time has lasted so long. It has been nearly a stick of incense. Zhou Ping'an has walked around the Dabo Hall several times, but he still hasn't shown his original shape.
"How should I ask Nephew Ping'an for advice, ah bah, to discuss the method of making mobile invisible talismans without losing the majesty of my hall master."
Taoist Zifu fell into deep thought.
"Hallmaster of the Purple Mansion, the disciples should withdraw first, otherwise, I am afraid that these female monks will have to skin the disciples later."
"Who, okay, okay." The Taoist of the Zifu was taken aback and waved his hand quickly.
Although Zhou Pingan stopped to talk to him for a moment, he didn't even know where Zhou Pingan was.
At this moment, the Taoist of the Zi Mansion finally realized that this new disciple accepted by the senior brother of the suzerain was no small matter.
"Yes, next time I can visit the name of Senior Brother Suzerain and discuss with Nephew Ping'an." The Taoist of the Zifu thought of this, and was immediately happy for his clever plan.
Zhou Pingan briefly said something to Mu Qianqian, and immediately opened the invisibility amulet, carelessly cutting through a group of female monks.
No one found out.
It really is an artifact of invisibility.
Another stick of incense time passed.
"Where is my male god? It's too long."
"That's right, didn't the Hall Master of the Purple Mansion say that this invisibility talisman lasts up to fifty breaths and cannot move? My male god is completely broken, it's too powerful."
All the female monks blushed as if they heard someone praise her man.
"Master, I didn't sleep well last night, I was a little sleepy, I'll go back first."
Mu Qianqian estimated that Zhou Ping'an had evacuated safely, so she had no intention of staying in the Dabo Hall anymore.
"Mu Qianqian, what did you say! You said you didn't sleep well last night? What did you do to Senior Brother Ping An?"
"You must be coveting my male god's face so that you can't sleep at night, right?"
"Mu Qianqian, how can you be so nasty!"
"I"
Mu Qianqian never expected that she would be stopped by a group of stunning female monks before she reached the gate of Bodian.
Mu Qianqian also recognizes Princess Yuyue of Dayu Kingdom, Qiu Shuilan, young master of Immortal Sword Sect, Suxi, saintess of Qiankun Holy Court, and others.
"What did I and my senior brother do? It's none of your business, let me get out of the way! Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude, and you can still be bullied by you in Taiyizong!"
Mu Qianqian snorted coldly, and with a wave of her left hand, a soft black whip exuding soul-stealing power appeared in her hand, and the air was buzzing with shock.
"Little leather whip, Mu Qianqian, I will fight with you."
As Princess Long Yue spoke, she was about to draw her sword and rush forward to fight Mu Qianqian.
"Let's all go away, Nephew Ping'an has left Dabo Hall a long time ago."
At this moment, the Taoist of the Zi Mansion flicked his hand slightly, and bursts of purple vitality separated Mu Qianqian from Princess Yuyue and the others like a wall of energy.
Seeing that Taoist Zifu's cultivation was superb, Princess Yuyue also knew that she would not be able to please a monk with a golden core, so she gave Mu Qianqian a hateful look, and went down the mountain.
Guessing that he was far away from Dabo Hall, Zhou Pingan put away the invisibility talisman.
"I didn't expect that Blind Meng could conjure up such a miracle. It's miraculous. Could it be that this mysterious gift before the system's recovery is really so powerful?"
Zhou Pingan couldn't believe that this was his work, and he had chosen the best one among countless permutations and combinations.
After a while, Mu Qianqian caught up.
"Senior brother, I have blocked many disasters for you, you have to reward me well." Mu Qianqian smiled slyly.
"No problem! I invite you to eat chicken tonight." Zhou Ping'an smiled slightly.
"It's a deal, senior brother's chicken, my mouth is watering just thinking about it. Senior brother will teach me how to cook chicken later, okay?"
"Uh, chicken is hard to make, you should be responsible for eating it."
"No, I want to learn how to cook chicken, I must learn how to cook chicken," Mu Qianqian persisted.
"Ahem, okay, I'll teach you how to make chicken later."
At this moment, a red glow that stretched for three or four hundred miles suddenly appeared in the sky.
"Huh? It's noon now, why is there a sunset?"
Zhou Pingan was taken aback for a moment, wondering if the weather in this prehistoric world is so strange that he turns into a male at every turn, regardless of day or night?
(End of this chapter)
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