Traveling from The Deer and Ding Tale
Chapter 144 Your Master Is Allergic To Pollen
Chapter 144 Your Master Is Allergic To Pollen
"It's safe, your cultivation is ready to go out of the mountain. I'm going to take you out for training as a teacher. It just so happens that the master of Dongtian Cave Mansion is my friend. You can prepare a little bit, and we're about to set off."
Xu Changsheng said with a smile on his face.
"Okay, Master."
While Zhou Pingan was talking, seeing Xu Changsheng couldn't help covering his face with his hands, his heart skipped a beat. He never thought that Master Zhumei, who looked pretty at the level, was so sturdy.
He even tore the face of the dignified Heavenly Wonderland's head.
Obviously, with Xu Changsheng's cultivation in the Heavenly Immortal Realm, it is not easy to defeat his wife Zhumei Zhenren.
However, if the wife is strictly controlled, she will be tortured and killed by skipping a level. No matter how strong this cultivation base is, there is no way.
What's more, even if a master of the Heavenly Immortal Realm cultivated a little bit of skin on his face, he would definitely be able to recover in a short time.
However, Xu Changsheng did not.
Zhou Pingan reckoned that there was only one possibility, that Zhumei Daoist forced Xu Changsheng to keep this scar as a lesson.
But Xu Changsheng thought of escaping from Duxianmen in order to avoid real Zhumei.
At this time, Zhou Ping'an, who was personally recommended by the real Zhumei to come to Duxianmen, became the only and most suitable candidate.
Sure enough, as soon as they left the mountain gate, Master Zhumei appeared in front of Xu Changsheng and Zhou Pingan with a smile on his face.
"Husband, you must take care of yourself when you are away from home, so you don't catch a cold," Zhumei said with a smile while straightening Xu Changsheng's clothes.
"Ahem, ma'am, please don't worry, I will definitely do it." Xu Changsheng looked embarrassed and secretly cursed in his heart, "I am a majestic immortal from the Heavenly Realm when I go out, but my wife actually reminds me not to catch a cold. Ahem, there is obviously something in what I said."
"It is said that a couple who have kissed each other for ten years can have nightmares for several nights. This master and his wife have been a couple for tens of thousands of years, wow, this feeling." Seeing that Xu Changsheng was so afraid of his wife, Zhou Ping'an suddenly thought in a wicked way.
Zhou Ping'an reckoned that even the things that adults are most interested in, when it comes to the two of them, they have no interest at all.
It is estimated that entertaining oneself is more enjoyable.
Of course, nine times out of ten, Xu Changsheng is probably just not interested in Zhu Mei, whom he is more familiar with than his right and left hands, but is still interested in the beauties outside.
really
After talking about Xu Changsheng, Master Zhumei looked at Zhou Ping'an again with a smile on his face.
"It's safe, your master is allergic to pollen, what flowers and plants are outside, you should pay more attention to my wife, don't let them touch your master, you know?"
"Ah, that's right. Don't worry, Mistress, this disciple has made a note of it." Zhou Ping'an replied awkwardly.
"Ping An, do you think it is the master who treats you well, or your master wife treats you well."
While walking on the road, Xu Changsheng asked Zhou Pingan this question.
This is basically equivalent to me and your mother falling into the water, who should you save first.
However, in Zhou Pingan's place, it was nothing at all.
"Of course the master is kind to the disciple. Of course, if the master is allergic to the flowers and grass planted on the ground that the master told me, the disciple must step on them first."
Zhou Pingan chuckled.
And, as soon as he finished speaking, he stomped the seven-leaf petals at his feet to pieces.
Xu Changsheng was overjoyed, and said with a smile: "As expected, he is a good disciple of the master. This kind of flowers and plants are really allergic to the teacher. Step on them well, step on them well."
"Master, the Dongtian Cave Mansion is supposed to be in the east, isn't it? We seem to be going all the way to the west?" Zhou Ping'an suddenly said in doubt when he walked halfway.
"Hey, peace, this is called pointing at the east and hitting the west. The master of the Dongtian cave is my friend, but he is a stubborn old man. It is not fun to be stubborn. I will take you to play in the Xixuan cave as a teacher. Brother, he is a wonderful person who is romantic in poetry and wine." Xu Changsheng said with a chuckle.
"I see." Zhou Pingan laughed.
But in his heart, he felt that the master of Fusheng Palace of Xixuan Cave Mansion's poetic and wine style is probably in the latter two words.
When he arrived at the Xixuan Cave Mansion, Zhou Ping'an completely realized why Master Zhumei told him that Xu Changsheng was allergic to pollen.
Although this Xu Changsheng is a master of the fairyland, a true fairy, he is indeed a scumbag.
As soon as he arrived at the Xixuan Cave Mansion, he immediately let go of the airs of the head of the Heavenly Wonderland, and played with a group of female fairies happily.
Moreover, the words and gestures are extremely eye-catching.
These female goblins are not words that men usually use to describe coquettish women, but real foxes, white tigers and other wild animals who have cultivated to the fairyland.
The goblin energy in them is the real goblin, and once a male monk of any level is fascinated, he can't stop.
No wonder Xu Changsheng has a serious face in Duxianmen, but he is so bohemian outside. This is love of freedom.
Zhou Ping'an never expected that what his master Xu Changsheng told him about going out to experience, turned out to be such an experience.
Even, for a split second, Zhou Ping'an thought of Daughter Country and Bone Demon in Journey to the West.
Thinking that among these female fairies, there might be female fairies cultivated from white bones, Zhou Ping'an shuddered for no reason.
Finding an excuse, he withdrew from the wine pool and meat forest.
Zhou Ping'an came outside the mansion, wanting to take a breath.
Just about three hundred miles away from Xixuan Cave Mansion, Zhou Ping'an suddenly saw two boys who looked like the ones in the paintings, walking toward him slowly but quickly.
"The prehistoric world is full of strange people, and these two boys seem to be quite strong." Zhou Ping'an was taken aback.
"It's the golden boy and jade girl of the heaven. They probably have something to go down to earth."
Suddenly, a monk appeared beside Zhou Pingan at some unknown time.
His words almost made Zhou Ping'an's jaw drop.
So heaven really exists?
"No, brother, who are you? When did you show up?" Zhou Ping'an suddenly realized this very serious problem.
Obviously, if he was going to attack Zhou Pingan just now, Zhou Ping'an would probably have burped.
"Ao Bi, I'm from the Dragon Clan in Repulse Bay near the East China Sea. I happened to pass by the boundary of Xixuan Cave Mansion. Please forgive me for not notifying me." said the young monk who called himself Ao Bi.
"It seems that this guy is worried about the master of Xixuandong Mansion." Zhou Ping'an finally felt relieved.
"What's your name, brother?"
"Zhou Ping'an, known by people in the world."
Speaking of this, Zhou Ping'an suddenly thought of a question, "Since the Heavenly Court and the Golden Boy and Jade Girl really exist? Does Sister Chang'e also exist?"
"No, Sister Chang'e is still being harassed by that greasy middle-aged man Wu Gang. I have to think of a way." Thinking of this, Zhou Ping'an suddenly quietly released the little psychic paper man drawn from the system through a lottery, and let the little paper man People followed silently.
(End of this chapter)
"It's safe, your cultivation is ready to go out of the mountain. I'm going to take you out for training as a teacher. It just so happens that the master of Dongtian Cave Mansion is my friend. You can prepare a little bit, and we're about to set off."
Xu Changsheng said with a smile on his face.
"Okay, Master."
While Zhou Pingan was talking, seeing Xu Changsheng couldn't help covering his face with his hands, his heart skipped a beat. He never thought that Master Zhumei, who looked pretty at the level, was so sturdy.
He even tore the face of the dignified Heavenly Wonderland's head.
Obviously, with Xu Changsheng's cultivation in the Heavenly Immortal Realm, it is not easy to defeat his wife Zhumei Zhenren.
However, if the wife is strictly controlled, she will be tortured and killed by skipping a level. No matter how strong this cultivation base is, there is no way.
What's more, even if a master of the Heavenly Immortal Realm cultivated a little bit of skin on his face, he would definitely be able to recover in a short time.
However, Xu Changsheng did not.
Zhou Pingan reckoned that there was only one possibility, that Zhumei Daoist forced Xu Changsheng to keep this scar as a lesson.
But Xu Changsheng thought of escaping from Duxianmen in order to avoid real Zhumei.
At this time, Zhou Ping'an, who was personally recommended by the real Zhumei to come to Duxianmen, became the only and most suitable candidate.
Sure enough, as soon as they left the mountain gate, Master Zhumei appeared in front of Xu Changsheng and Zhou Pingan with a smile on his face.
"Husband, you must take care of yourself when you are away from home, so you don't catch a cold," Zhumei said with a smile while straightening Xu Changsheng's clothes.
"Ahem, ma'am, please don't worry, I will definitely do it." Xu Changsheng looked embarrassed and secretly cursed in his heart, "I am a majestic immortal from the Heavenly Realm when I go out, but my wife actually reminds me not to catch a cold. Ahem, there is obviously something in what I said."
"It is said that a couple who have kissed each other for ten years can have nightmares for several nights. This master and his wife have been a couple for tens of thousands of years, wow, this feeling." Seeing that Xu Changsheng was so afraid of his wife, Zhou Ping'an suddenly thought in a wicked way.
Zhou Ping'an reckoned that even the things that adults are most interested in, when it comes to the two of them, they have no interest at all.
It is estimated that entertaining oneself is more enjoyable.
Of course, nine times out of ten, Xu Changsheng is probably just not interested in Zhu Mei, whom he is more familiar with than his right and left hands, but is still interested in the beauties outside.
really
After talking about Xu Changsheng, Master Zhumei looked at Zhou Ping'an again with a smile on his face.
"It's safe, your master is allergic to pollen, what flowers and plants are outside, you should pay more attention to my wife, don't let them touch your master, you know?"
"Ah, that's right. Don't worry, Mistress, this disciple has made a note of it." Zhou Ping'an replied awkwardly.
"Ping An, do you think it is the master who treats you well, or your master wife treats you well."
While walking on the road, Xu Changsheng asked Zhou Pingan this question.
This is basically equivalent to me and your mother falling into the water, who should you save first.
However, in Zhou Pingan's place, it was nothing at all.
"Of course the master is kind to the disciple. Of course, if the master is allergic to the flowers and grass planted on the ground that the master told me, the disciple must step on them first."
Zhou Pingan chuckled.
And, as soon as he finished speaking, he stomped the seven-leaf petals at his feet to pieces.
Xu Changsheng was overjoyed, and said with a smile: "As expected, he is a good disciple of the master. This kind of flowers and plants are really allergic to the teacher. Step on them well, step on them well."
"Master, the Dongtian Cave Mansion is supposed to be in the east, isn't it? We seem to be going all the way to the west?" Zhou Ping'an suddenly said in doubt when he walked halfway.
"Hey, peace, this is called pointing at the east and hitting the west. The master of the Dongtian cave is my friend, but he is a stubborn old man. It is not fun to be stubborn. I will take you to play in the Xixuan cave as a teacher. Brother, he is a wonderful person who is romantic in poetry and wine." Xu Changsheng said with a chuckle.
"I see." Zhou Pingan laughed.
But in his heart, he felt that the master of Fusheng Palace of Xixuan Cave Mansion's poetic and wine style is probably in the latter two words.
When he arrived at the Xixuan Cave Mansion, Zhou Ping'an completely realized why Master Zhumei told him that Xu Changsheng was allergic to pollen.
Although this Xu Changsheng is a master of the fairyland, a true fairy, he is indeed a scumbag.
As soon as he arrived at the Xixuan Cave Mansion, he immediately let go of the airs of the head of the Heavenly Wonderland, and played with a group of female fairies happily.
Moreover, the words and gestures are extremely eye-catching.
These female goblins are not words that men usually use to describe coquettish women, but real foxes, white tigers and other wild animals who have cultivated to the fairyland.
The goblin energy in them is the real goblin, and once a male monk of any level is fascinated, he can't stop.
No wonder Xu Changsheng has a serious face in Duxianmen, but he is so bohemian outside. This is love of freedom.
Zhou Ping'an never expected that what his master Xu Changsheng told him about going out to experience, turned out to be such an experience.
Even, for a split second, Zhou Ping'an thought of Daughter Country and Bone Demon in Journey to the West.
Thinking that among these female fairies, there might be female fairies cultivated from white bones, Zhou Ping'an shuddered for no reason.
Finding an excuse, he withdrew from the wine pool and meat forest.
Zhou Ping'an came outside the mansion, wanting to take a breath.
Just about three hundred miles away from Xixuan Cave Mansion, Zhou Ping'an suddenly saw two boys who looked like the ones in the paintings, walking toward him slowly but quickly.
"The prehistoric world is full of strange people, and these two boys seem to be quite strong." Zhou Ping'an was taken aback.
"It's the golden boy and jade girl of the heaven. They probably have something to go down to earth."
Suddenly, a monk appeared beside Zhou Pingan at some unknown time.
His words almost made Zhou Ping'an's jaw drop.
So heaven really exists?
"No, brother, who are you? When did you show up?" Zhou Ping'an suddenly realized this very serious problem.
Obviously, if he was going to attack Zhou Pingan just now, Zhou Ping'an would probably have burped.
"Ao Bi, I'm from the Dragon Clan in Repulse Bay near the East China Sea. I happened to pass by the boundary of Xixuan Cave Mansion. Please forgive me for not notifying me." said the young monk who called himself Ao Bi.
"It seems that this guy is worried about the master of Xixuandong Mansion." Zhou Ping'an finally felt relieved.
"What's your name, brother?"
"Zhou Ping'an, known by people in the world."
Speaking of this, Zhou Ping'an suddenly thought of a question, "Since the Heavenly Court and the Golden Boy and Jade Girl really exist? Does Sister Chang'e also exist?"
"No, Sister Chang'e is still being harassed by that greasy middle-aged man Wu Gang. I have to think of a way." Thinking of this, Zhou Ping'an suddenly quietly released the little psychic paper man drawn from the system through a lottery, and let the little paper man People followed silently.
(End of this chapter)
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