Traveling from The Deer and Ding Tale

Chapter 46 Do you really want to see me wet?

"We are hereby sending Wen Tielin, the leader of the fifth rank of Shangshanjian, to go to Shaolin Temple to become a monk."

"This..." Hearing this, the Wen family brothers, especially Wen Tielin, immediately panicked.

After all, although as a eunuch, he cannot enjoy the same blessings as a monk, but the unspoken rule in the palace is that you can have sex with him. Because he is quite handsome and his position is important, those who want to have sex with him The maids don't know how much.

In addition, he served in the palace, especially in the upper study, so in the eyes of outsiders, he was also a very popular figure, and he received a lot of gift money every year for his filial piety.

Not to mention that once he had time to go out of the palace, he would immediately be able to play around like two to five or eight thousand people. The local officials serving him were basically the same as serving the emperor.

But if he went to Shaolin Temple to become a monk, not to mention the cute little maids who are facing each other, but also the ancient Buddha Amitabha with blue lanterns every day, there is no half fun.

Wen Tielin only felt that this was no different from killing him.

What frightened Wen Tielin even more was that the imperial edict did not include a deadline for becoming a monk. In other words, he, Wen Tielin, would probably have to hold the position of a fifth-grade chief eunuch of the Shang Shan Jian, but he was working as a monk in the Shaolin Temple. A lifelong monk.

However, Wen Tielin also knew that this was an imperial decree, his destiny, and it was impossible to change it.

Seeing Wen Tielin's devastated look, Zhou Ping'an smiled inwardly, "Boy, learn from it. This is called flattery. Fight with me, you are still young."

Too lazy to talk to the Wen brothers, Zhou Pingan walked out leisurely.

Just as he was thinking about going to the Palace of Compassion and Ning to see Ruichu, he unexpectedly met Dong Jinkui, the eunuch sent by the Queen Mother to welcome Zhou Ping'an.

"Deputy Zhou, hehehe, the little Dong Jinkui greets you. The queen mother said that I haven't seen you for a long time. Please go over and talk for a while!" Dong Jinkui smiled brilliantly.

Compared with Wei Xiaobao who rescued Liu Yizhou in prison at that time, Zhou Ping'an's treatment at this time is simply not too good.

Of course, because Dong Jinkui did not commit suicide, he is not dead yet.

"Thank you, Eunuch Wan. Please lead the way." Zhou Ping'an waved his hand and didn't take it seriously.

"Vice Dutong Zhou, the queen mother knew that you were back, so she specially asked someone to prepare good snacks, and said that she would reward you for your hard work in state affairs.

This is the first time our family has seen the Queen Mother show such favor to someone, hehehe, you are really blessed.In the future, please give more kind words to the queen mother and the emperor for the little one. "

Dong Jinkui said, and quietly stuffed Zhou Ping'an with a piece of jade Ruyi.

"It's easy to say, easy to say." Zhou Ping'an smiled slightly, and took Yu Ruyi from Dong Jinkui's hand.

For this kind of filial piety and bribery, Zhou Ping'an has always been willing to refuse.

Anyway, Dong Jinkui's request is easy to handle, just one sentence.

The most important thing is that Zhou Ping'an walked sideways in the Qing Dynasty. No one dared to check his head—even if he checked his head, he couldn't find it. Most of the gold was stored in the system storage space by him. No evidence.

As for the matter of spilling money to the outside world, Zhou Ping'an didn't bother to take care of it, and left it all to Suo'etu to handle it.

What's more, Zhou Ping'an sometimes admires Wei Xiaobao a little bit. His EQ and adaptability that he got from Lichun Courtyard are really not comparable to him, a young man with a second-year aura among the five good in morality, intelligence, physique, art and labor.

What Zhou Ping'an is more used to is doing everything from his heart, being reckless and violent, doing things without accepting life and death, and even putting money on his face.

When Mao Dongzhu saw Zhou Pingan saluting him, his face felt a little embarrassed and unnatural, and he quickly called Zhou Pingan his life.

But after all, it was a scene. It was difficult for Mao Dongzhu to address Zhou Ping'an as his master, or even ask the other maids and eunuchs to leave, leaving Zhou Ping'an alone to talk privately.

After chatting for a few more words, Zhou Pingan took a note from Mao Dongzhu's hand that said it was the Queen Mother's order but was actually a situation report, and then thought about how to play with Ruichu for a while.

At this moment, Ruichu brought out a cup of tea from inside.

Zhou Pingan couldn't explain why, anyway, when he saw Ruichu, his heart immediately felt warm, and then he blinked at her jokingly.

Seeing that Zhou Ping'an dared to be so funny in front of the Queen Mother, Ruichu also smiled and secretly thought, you little rascal, I finally see you again.

Unexpectedly, probably because Zhou Ping'an was much more handsome in the ancient times, and he could not go the wrong way with his eyes closed, Ruichu suddenly sprained his ankle.

Then, he accidentally spilled tea on Zhou Ping'an's body.

"Do you want to see me wet so much?" Zhou Pingan shrugged helplessly and smiled.

Unexpectedly, Dong Jinkui thought this was a great opportunity to flatter Mao Dongzhu and Zhou Pingan, and while cursing, he took out his portable iron ruler and stepped forward, wanting to pout.

Moreover, the iron ruler still greeted Rui Chu's face.

"You bastard, you can't even serve a cup of tea well, and you dare to splash the water all over Vice President Zhou's body. See if I don't beat you to death!"

Mao Dongzhu looked indifferent.

Obviously, she is not surprised by this kind of thing, and Dong Jinkui will scold some court ladies for making mistakes.

Or, to be more precise, although Dong Jinkui was also a married eunuch, Mao Dongzhu still preferred Dong Jinkui, who was more or less a man, than those palace maids who were younger and more beautiful than her.

Even, sometimes Mao Dongzhu couldn't understand that Deng Bingchun cheated on the young maids, and would secretly signal Dong Jinkui to teach those poor little maids a lesson.

Dong Jinkui was also highly valued by Mao Dongzhu because he understood the obscure jealousy and rebellion in the heart of the "Queen Mother".

If it weren't for Zhou Ping'an being the number one celebrity around Kangxi now, holding a prominent official position of the second grade at a young age, and his future is still limitless, Dong Jinkui would not give him a gift no matter what.

Ordinary eunuchs, even the chief eunuch, gave gifts to Dong Jinkui.

Even, apart from a few masters in the palace who dared to accept Dong Jinkuiyu Ruyi, Zhou Ping'an was also number one.

Wei Xiaobao and Dong Jinkui didn't even pay attention to him before.

"Looking for death!" Seeing that Dong Jinkui's words were harsh and his shots were heavy, Zhou Ping'an slapped Dong Jinkui away with a backhand.

Dong Jinkui let out a scream, raised his head and flew upside down, even smashing the golden silk nanmu shelf behind him that put the porcelain and antiques into pieces.

Mao Dongzhu's complexion changed, and then he picked up a cup of Mingqian tea, pretending not to see it.

"How dare you use a murder weapon in front of the queen mother! I think you are tired of working!" Zhou Pingan stepped forward and slapped Dong Jinkui twice.

Looking at Ruichu who was standing aside in panic, Zhou Ping'an comforted him softly: "Ruichu, don't be afraid, no one will dare to bully you with me around. However, you can't stay in this palace anymore. I've been here for two days. I'll take you out."

Rui Chu looked terrified, but dared not say much.

Knowing that Ruichu was frightened, Zhou Ping'an said to Mao Dongzhu through sound transmission: "Later, send Ruichu out of the palace to Tianchi Silk and Satin Village in Jiuli Hutong in the east of the city. You can figure it out yourself!"

Mao Dongzhu was taken aback, never expecting that Zhou Ping'an would fall in love with the little palace maid beside her, Rui Chu, and hurriedly replied respectfully: "Yes! Master, please rest assured!"

Dong Jinkui looked at Zhou Ping'an in astonishment, and then looked at the "Queen Dowager" hesitantly. He couldn't understand why the "Queen Dowager" who wanted to kill Zhou Ping'an not long ago was so polite to Zhou Ping'an now.

After Zhou Pingan left, Dong Jinkui crawled up to Mao Dongzhu with snot and tears and cried, "Queen Mother, Zhou Pingan is so proud of her favor this week that she doesn't even look down on you. You have to make the decision for me, my slave."

"No one is allowed to speak out about today's matter, otherwise Ai's family will cut off his tongue, do you hear me!" Mao Dongzhu left without saying anything about punishing Zhou Ping'an.

Only Dong Jinkui was left in a mess in the wind.

Zhou Ping'an had just left the palace and was thinking of discussing with Ruidong about improving the strength of his Jiangzuomen. Unexpectedly, Suo'etu was waiting for him outside the palace gate in person.

Seeing Zhou Ping'an, Suo'etu, who was still dignified, was overjoyed immediately, "Brother Gui, Deputy Commander Zhou, if you don't come back, brother, I will be dismissed by the emperor for investigation."

Zhou Ping'an was taken aback for a moment, "What is so serious? It's not that serious, is it?"

"Brother, it's not serious when you come back." Suo'etu smiled happily, "Go, talk while walking, brother is so happy to know that you are not a real eunuch. I specially selected a group of beauties from northern Xinjiang who are both talented and beautiful. Style, tsk tsk brother, you must like it when you see it!"

　In fact, it’s not short, I never get stuck with 2000 words, it’s all about the plot.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)