The system gave the wrong traveler
Chapter 1 - Time Travel
Chapter 1 - Time Travel
"Xiao Ming, it's time to go to bed! Xiao Ming, it's time to go to bed! Xiao Ming, it's time to go to bed!" At eleven or twelve in the middle of the night, a mobile phone placed on the computer table suddenly rang.
"Bah!" Suddenly, the young man sitting at the computer desk with heavy dark circles smacked the broken cell phone, which was so cheap that it only cost a few hundred yuan, and smashed the cell phone.
"I'm almost ahead of the two princes, why are you making a fuss here!?" He was just a little bit close to killing the BOSS, but because of the alarm clock on his cell phone, he was teleported by the BOSS and killed with a knife!
"I must beat these damn twin princes. I want to prove to those Hundan guys who are laughing at me that I am a handicapped person. I can also survive the Dark Souls!" Throwing the body of the poor mobile phone into the trash can , he continued to start the arduous journey of overthrowing the gay double prince BOSS.
This person's name is Lu Ming, his nickname is Xiao Ming, and he is known as the little prince of ignorance.Active in major mathematics topics, hated by the majority of students Of course, this is just a joke.
Lu Ming, male, 25 years old, graduated from university, and his job is to stay at home.Because it is not doing business properly in college, attending classes all day long, but not having a girlfriend.Except for a few bad friends who have already started working, there are almost no friends.
Two weeks ago, because they wanted to pull a few bad friends to open black cf, they flashed their face with a couple flashbang, and they were ridiculed for being handicapped in the end.Unbearable, he made a bet with a few bad friends, as long as he can pass the Black Soul III without the modifier, the bad friends must introduce him to a girlfriend.The result is naturally all kinds of dead and dead, dead and then dead, alive and dead.
However, relying on his obsession with his girlfriend, he relied on the method of dragging the corpse, forcibly increasing the attribute points and hitting the side of the twin princes.Then... I was stuck for a whole day.
"Damn it! Kneel down again! No matter what, come again for the girlfriend I have never met in the future!" Because he had not rested all day, Lu Xiaoming was already in a very exhausted state.But for his girlfriend, he decided to fight!
So he, who died under the sword of the double princes again, ran up the corpse again.
"Damn the twin princes, I, Lu Ming, are back!" As soon as he manipulated the character into the White Mist Gate, Xiao Ming screamed strangely, holding a shield and a sword, and pounced on the first form of the twin princes, the eldest prince. .
Seeing himself rolling around under the sword of the eldest prince on the computer screen, Lu Ming was so nervous that his face was covered with sweat.After a few minutes, he finally rolled around under the prince's sword, slashing from time to time, and finally cut the prince to death.
During the cutscene, Lu Ming relaxed his fingers, ready to fight against the second form of the twin princes, the eldest prince who was carrying his brother on his back.
But when he was about to challenge the eldest prince who was carrying his brother on his back with his medicine bottle full, his computer suddenly crashed.
At this time, his anger can be imagined.
"Hehe, hehehe, hehehe" Lu Ming smiled foolishly, and then punched the computer keyboard.
"Uncle ****! I'm in full condition! I'm in full condition! Why? Why!?" He was exhausted, and after yelling a few times, he fell on the computer desk, crying and losing consciousness.
Within a few days, such a piece of news appeared on the newspapers and news in the whole city: "A certain man died of fatigue from playing games. Experts call for true love to stay away from wow."
Seeing this news, Lu Ming's bad friends didn't know whether to laugh or feel sad for Lu Ming.They didn't investigate at all and just passed the blame on wow.Even if you say lol! Wow, I have been saying this for more than ten years! ——
"Where is this place?" Lu Ming, who was playing games, woke up in a forest, looked around the forest where there was no one around, and pinched his thigh fiercely.
"Ouch, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts." It was obvious that he had been pinched hard, and he screamed strangely, scaring away the birds in the woods.
"Could it be that I have time-traveled?" While rubbing his pinched and sore thigh, Lu Ming found that the clothes on his body were not the one he was wearing, but a ragged robe, a bit like the clothes he was wearing when he arrived. The kind worn by the wandering soul in the black soul that I played before I died.
Looking at the clothes on his body, Lu Ming was stunned for a long time before he realized it.
"Hahahahahahaha~~Finally, finally, a blind-eyed traveler stepped on the ground!!" Realizing that he might have passed through, he suddenly laughed out loud, scaring the person in the woods who had just fallen back onto the tree. The birds flew up again, and there was a burst of birdsong.
For a squatter like him who has a father who doesn't care for his mother and who is urged to find a partner all day long but can never find one, time travel is a good thing.After all, girls from other worlds are basically blind, and as long as they are time travelers, they will stalk people to marry them.Now that I think about it, I'm a little excited!
However, he suddenly remembered that the game he played before time travel was Black Soul: "Wait a minute!! I was playing Black Soul before, and according to various time travel novels, I should have traveled to the world of Black Soul now? "
"No!!!! I don't want to spread the flames!!!!" Lu Ming, who thought clearly about the facts, knelt down on a piece of thick grass with a plop and shouted to the sky.
Black Soul is a shady video game. Even a small monster in it can torture the player dozens of times. If the world he traveled to is really Black Soul, I guess with his physical fitness at home, he might not even be able to play with ordinary people. You can't even beat the Wandering Soul, let alone the Single Dog, Sima Gang, and the Big Crab.
"Weapon, weapon, weapon, weapon, weapon." Knowing what kind of game Black Soul is, he immediately looked around for something that could defend himself, lest a wandering spirit suddenly jump out and send him back to his hometown.
Unfortunately, he found nothing but a stick that had been broken by something.Moreover, this situation looks like the situation at the beginning of a poisonous milk powder game.
This inexplicable sense of déjà vu made Lu Ming relax slightly.
After all, tainted milk powder is better than black soul, right?
Although he also played poisonous milk powder for a period of time a few years ago, from A1 to Tianjie later, he is also a veteran with a full-level number, even though he was pushed to the ground by the teacher who also played the game and couldn't get his hands, he quit the game world , who concentrate on studying and want to be a teacher who beats his students on the ground.
But the difficulty of tainted milk powder and black soul is basically heaven and earth. Although the difficulty of tainted milk powder A1-A2 is very difficult, it can be said to be mowing the grass compared to the black soul who was backstabbed by a mob for a second without starting. Peerless.
Compared to those weak goblins, wandering spirits and wandering knights are really terrifying!
"Selia! I'm here!! Oops~" Thinking of the cute girl, Lu Ming started to run towards a side of the forest with sparse trees, but he accidentally dropped the dog and chewed the mud.
"It hurts, it hurts, huh?" Lu Ming, who had fallen to the ground, was about to get up when he saw a little brown rabbit in front of him, looking at him as if he had never seen such a stupid person before.
Ignoring the contempt from the little rabbit, Lu Ming grabbed it at once.Regardless of the poor rabbit's struggle, he held it in his arms and touched it with his hands: "This is, a rabbit? It's so cute!"
As the old saying goes, rabbits bite people when they are in a hurry!
After being touched by him for a while, the rabbit always felt that his rabbit life was ruined, so he made a quick decision and took a bite of Lu Ming's hand.
"Ah~~!!!!" After being bitten by a rabbit, he let out a scream, and then threw the little rabbit in his arms.
But what happened next was beyond his expectation.
I saw the little rabbit, like a character in a game, kicking off the big tree with both feet, and bouncing back.There was a faint glow in the small mouth, and seeing the glow reminded Lu Ming of the monsters in various novels he had read in the past.
Although Lu Ming is a squatting at home, but in this life-and-death moment, Lu Ming gritted his teeth and rolled, like his game character rolling left and right under the sword of the eldest prince, avoiding it dangerously. Attack of the bunny.
"Stinky rabbit! Don't underestimate the ability of a traverser!" Lu Ming picked up the wooden stick that he threw out because he fell, pointed at the little rabbit, screamed strangely, and rushed over: "Today's dinner is yours. Got it!"
It's a pity that although he looked very brave at this time, when the little rabbit who had jumped to nothing turned his head to look at him, he immediately turned his head and ran away.
Because the magic that the little rabbit prepared has not yet been used, the fluorescent light on the mouth is still there, and it is getting brighter and brighter.
"Hey~"
Lu Ming, who was running away, suddenly heard a very strange sound, and couldn't help but look back while running away.
Then he saw an ice pick with the length of a little finger shooting at him!
I don't know if it was due to the increased adrenaline or the flashback before his death. Lu Ming hit back and knocked the ice pick away.
Looking at the wooden stick with a hint of frost in his hand due to the ice pick flying away and the little rabbit who obviously didn't expect this situation, Lu Ming showed a smile that he thought was scary but was actually very funny, and walked step by step The little rabbit that has been covered up.
"Today's dinner, hey hey, you can't run away! Ugh~!. It's so disgusting." Lu Ming's huge shadow enveloped the poor little rabbit. Under the desperate eyes of the little rabbit, he raised his stick and dropped it all at once. He killed the little rabbit.
It's just that the little rabbit's brain was bursting, so he couldn't hold back for a while, and he was so disgusted that he threw up.
"What did Mr. Bei say? Food is the most important thing to survive in a dog. It's just..." Lu Ming, who had almost vomited, said a few words to himself, then glanced at the poor little rabbit's body: "I guess I might as well forget about it."
Suddenly, at this moment, a voice suddenly sounded from inside his tattered robe, which startled him!
"Xiao Ming! It's time to go to bed! Xiao Ming! It's time to go to bed! Xiao Ming! It's time to go to bed!"
He hurriedly walked out of the broken cell phone from his broken robe, and saw the words on the screen: "Congratulations, you have obtained the achievement [First Hunting], and you have obtained the junior novice gift package X1. Congratulations for completing the main task: [Monsters] Hunter], get skill point X1."
"What the hell!!"
——
I don't want to play with the previous book.Re-open a book.I don't believe it anymore, I won't believe it!pickup~
(End of this chapter)
"Xiao Ming, it's time to go to bed! Xiao Ming, it's time to go to bed! Xiao Ming, it's time to go to bed!" At eleven or twelve in the middle of the night, a mobile phone placed on the computer table suddenly rang.
"Bah!" Suddenly, the young man sitting at the computer desk with heavy dark circles smacked the broken cell phone, which was so cheap that it only cost a few hundred yuan, and smashed the cell phone.
"I'm almost ahead of the two princes, why are you making a fuss here!?" He was just a little bit close to killing the BOSS, but because of the alarm clock on his cell phone, he was teleported by the BOSS and killed with a knife!
"I must beat these damn twin princes. I want to prove to those Hundan guys who are laughing at me that I am a handicapped person. I can also survive the Dark Souls!" Throwing the body of the poor mobile phone into the trash can , he continued to start the arduous journey of overthrowing the gay double prince BOSS.
This person's name is Lu Ming, his nickname is Xiao Ming, and he is known as the little prince of ignorance.Active in major mathematics topics, hated by the majority of students Of course, this is just a joke.
Lu Ming, male, 25 years old, graduated from university, and his job is to stay at home.Because it is not doing business properly in college, attending classes all day long, but not having a girlfriend.Except for a few bad friends who have already started working, there are almost no friends.
Two weeks ago, because they wanted to pull a few bad friends to open black cf, they flashed their face with a couple flashbang, and they were ridiculed for being handicapped in the end.Unbearable, he made a bet with a few bad friends, as long as he can pass the Black Soul III without the modifier, the bad friends must introduce him to a girlfriend.The result is naturally all kinds of dead and dead, dead and then dead, alive and dead.
However, relying on his obsession with his girlfriend, he relied on the method of dragging the corpse, forcibly increasing the attribute points and hitting the side of the twin princes.Then... I was stuck for a whole day.
"Damn it! Kneel down again! No matter what, come again for the girlfriend I have never met in the future!" Because he had not rested all day, Lu Xiaoming was already in a very exhausted state.But for his girlfriend, he decided to fight!
So he, who died under the sword of the double princes again, ran up the corpse again.
"Damn the twin princes, I, Lu Ming, are back!" As soon as he manipulated the character into the White Mist Gate, Xiao Ming screamed strangely, holding a shield and a sword, and pounced on the first form of the twin princes, the eldest prince. .
Seeing himself rolling around under the sword of the eldest prince on the computer screen, Lu Ming was so nervous that his face was covered with sweat.After a few minutes, he finally rolled around under the prince's sword, slashing from time to time, and finally cut the prince to death.
During the cutscene, Lu Ming relaxed his fingers, ready to fight against the second form of the twin princes, the eldest prince who was carrying his brother on his back.
But when he was about to challenge the eldest prince who was carrying his brother on his back with his medicine bottle full, his computer suddenly crashed.
At this time, his anger can be imagined.
"Hehe, hehehe, hehehe" Lu Ming smiled foolishly, and then punched the computer keyboard.
"Uncle ****! I'm in full condition! I'm in full condition! Why? Why!?" He was exhausted, and after yelling a few times, he fell on the computer desk, crying and losing consciousness.
Within a few days, such a piece of news appeared on the newspapers and news in the whole city: "A certain man died of fatigue from playing games. Experts call for true love to stay away from wow."
Seeing this news, Lu Ming's bad friends didn't know whether to laugh or feel sad for Lu Ming.They didn't investigate at all and just passed the blame on wow.Even if you say lol! Wow, I have been saying this for more than ten years! ——
"Where is this place?" Lu Ming, who was playing games, woke up in a forest, looked around the forest where there was no one around, and pinched his thigh fiercely.
"Ouch, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts." It was obvious that he had been pinched hard, and he screamed strangely, scaring away the birds in the woods.
"Could it be that I have time-traveled?" While rubbing his pinched and sore thigh, Lu Ming found that the clothes on his body were not the one he was wearing, but a ragged robe, a bit like the clothes he was wearing when he arrived. The kind worn by the wandering soul in the black soul that I played before I died.
Looking at the clothes on his body, Lu Ming was stunned for a long time before he realized it.
"Hahahahahahaha~~Finally, finally, a blind-eyed traveler stepped on the ground!!" Realizing that he might have passed through, he suddenly laughed out loud, scaring the person in the woods who had just fallen back onto the tree. The birds flew up again, and there was a burst of birdsong.
For a squatter like him who has a father who doesn't care for his mother and who is urged to find a partner all day long but can never find one, time travel is a good thing.After all, girls from other worlds are basically blind, and as long as they are time travelers, they will stalk people to marry them.Now that I think about it, I'm a little excited!
However, he suddenly remembered that the game he played before time travel was Black Soul: "Wait a minute!! I was playing Black Soul before, and according to various time travel novels, I should have traveled to the world of Black Soul now? "
"No!!!! I don't want to spread the flames!!!!" Lu Ming, who thought clearly about the facts, knelt down on a piece of thick grass with a plop and shouted to the sky.
Black Soul is a shady video game. Even a small monster in it can torture the player dozens of times. If the world he traveled to is really Black Soul, I guess with his physical fitness at home, he might not even be able to play with ordinary people. You can't even beat the Wandering Soul, let alone the Single Dog, Sima Gang, and the Big Crab.
"Weapon, weapon, weapon, weapon, weapon." Knowing what kind of game Black Soul is, he immediately looked around for something that could defend himself, lest a wandering spirit suddenly jump out and send him back to his hometown.
Unfortunately, he found nothing but a stick that had been broken by something.Moreover, this situation looks like the situation at the beginning of a poisonous milk powder game.
This inexplicable sense of déjà vu made Lu Ming relax slightly.
After all, tainted milk powder is better than black soul, right?
Although he also played poisonous milk powder for a period of time a few years ago, from A1 to Tianjie later, he is also a veteran with a full-level number, even though he was pushed to the ground by the teacher who also played the game and couldn't get his hands, he quit the game world , who concentrate on studying and want to be a teacher who beats his students on the ground.
But the difficulty of tainted milk powder and black soul is basically heaven and earth. Although the difficulty of tainted milk powder A1-A2 is very difficult, it can be said to be mowing the grass compared to the black soul who was backstabbed by a mob for a second without starting. Peerless.
Compared to those weak goblins, wandering spirits and wandering knights are really terrifying!
"Selia! I'm here!! Oops~" Thinking of the cute girl, Lu Ming started to run towards a side of the forest with sparse trees, but he accidentally dropped the dog and chewed the mud.
"It hurts, it hurts, huh?" Lu Ming, who had fallen to the ground, was about to get up when he saw a little brown rabbit in front of him, looking at him as if he had never seen such a stupid person before.
Ignoring the contempt from the little rabbit, Lu Ming grabbed it at once.Regardless of the poor rabbit's struggle, he held it in his arms and touched it with his hands: "This is, a rabbit? It's so cute!"
As the old saying goes, rabbits bite people when they are in a hurry!
After being touched by him for a while, the rabbit always felt that his rabbit life was ruined, so he made a quick decision and took a bite of Lu Ming's hand.
"Ah~~!!!!" After being bitten by a rabbit, he let out a scream, and then threw the little rabbit in his arms.
But what happened next was beyond his expectation.
I saw the little rabbit, like a character in a game, kicking off the big tree with both feet, and bouncing back.There was a faint glow in the small mouth, and seeing the glow reminded Lu Ming of the monsters in various novels he had read in the past.
Although Lu Ming is a squatting at home, but in this life-and-death moment, Lu Ming gritted his teeth and rolled, like his game character rolling left and right under the sword of the eldest prince, avoiding it dangerously. Attack of the bunny.
"Stinky rabbit! Don't underestimate the ability of a traverser!" Lu Ming picked up the wooden stick that he threw out because he fell, pointed at the little rabbit, screamed strangely, and rushed over: "Today's dinner is yours. Got it!"
It's a pity that although he looked very brave at this time, when the little rabbit who had jumped to nothing turned his head to look at him, he immediately turned his head and ran away.
Because the magic that the little rabbit prepared has not yet been used, the fluorescent light on the mouth is still there, and it is getting brighter and brighter.
"Hey~"
Lu Ming, who was running away, suddenly heard a very strange sound, and couldn't help but look back while running away.
Then he saw an ice pick with the length of a little finger shooting at him!
I don't know if it was due to the increased adrenaline or the flashback before his death. Lu Ming hit back and knocked the ice pick away.
Looking at the wooden stick with a hint of frost in his hand due to the ice pick flying away and the little rabbit who obviously didn't expect this situation, Lu Ming showed a smile that he thought was scary but was actually very funny, and walked step by step The little rabbit that has been covered up.
"Today's dinner, hey hey, you can't run away! Ugh~!. It's so disgusting." Lu Ming's huge shadow enveloped the poor little rabbit. Under the desperate eyes of the little rabbit, he raised his stick and dropped it all at once. He killed the little rabbit.
It's just that the little rabbit's brain was bursting, so he couldn't hold back for a while, and he was so disgusted that he threw up.
"What did Mr. Bei say? Food is the most important thing to survive in a dog. It's just..." Lu Ming, who had almost vomited, said a few words to himself, then glanced at the poor little rabbit's body: "I guess I might as well forget about it."
Suddenly, at this moment, a voice suddenly sounded from inside his tattered robe, which startled him!
"Xiao Ming! It's time to go to bed! Xiao Ming! It's time to go to bed! Xiao Ming! It's time to go to bed!"
He hurriedly walked out of the broken cell phone from his broken robe, and saw the words on the screen: "Congratulations, you have obtained the achievement [First Hunting], and you have obtained the junior novice gift package X1. Congratulations for completing the main task: [Monsters] Hunter], get skill point X1."
"What the hell!!"
——
I don't want to play with the previous book.Re-open a book.I don't believe it anymore, I won't believe it!pickup~
(End of this chapter)
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