I really don't want to be a doctor

Chapter 43 You run me to the operating room to sleep! ! ! ? ? ?

Yu Wenxing suddenly felt a little regretful,
That's money!
But I am a time traveler, if I have to rely on this method to live, I am afraid that I will lose the face of the time traveler.

After thinking of a good idea, Yu Wenxing fell asleep.

Early the next morning, Yu Wenxing got up and thought for a while, and sent a text message to Ran Xiaoyu, which roughly said: Sister Xiaoyu, I want to borrow some money. "

This is a good idea he thought of.

After all, the pressure of borrowing money seems to be less than that of getting a commission.

However, Yu Wenxing initially rejected Ran Xiaoyu for borrowing money, but there were only a few people in his address book.

Mama Liu, it's not suitable, although Yu Wenxing knows that as long as he asks, Mama Liu will definitely lend it to him.

But when borrowing money from the elders, the elders will inevitably ask questions, and Yu Wenxing doesn't want to expose his purpose too much.

He wanted to wait until his glory days to come and pretend to be tough.

Li Xiaojun is also not suitable, although he and Li Xiaojun have a good relationship, but he also knows that Li Xiaojun is a strict wife, so if Li Xiaojun really wants to lend him such a large amount of money, he has to apply for it.

As for Deng Liming.

Yu Wenxing directly ruled it out. After all, yesterday he pretended not to bend his waist for five buckets of rice, and it seemed a bit too shameful to borrow money today.

Over and over again, Ran Xiaoyu might be the best candidate.

First she has money.

Secondly, she probably knows what she wants to do.

I sent a text message and didn't care when the other party replied. I washed up, had breakfast at the snack bar downstairs, and went straight to the hospital.

Everyone is already in the department.

Yu Wenxing looked at the doctors who were almost all black-faced in doubt, and didn't understand the situation.

He tiptoed to Li Xiaojun's side to do the job, and Li Xiaojun's reaction was quite slow, until Yu Wenxing patted him before he realized it, seeing that it was Yu Wenxing, he almost burst into tears.

"Over 30 appendices came yesterday."

Yu Wenxing's heart skipped a beat.

one night!

30+!

There were not many patients transferred during the day yesterday. There were only a few hospitals around the county, and each hospital transferred a symbolic patient.

After all, they themselves knew what was going on with the transferred patients.

Either the disease is very serious, or the economy is difficult, or the operation risk is high.

If it's easy to do and has no disputes, who the hell will pass it on to someone else.

Everyone has to eat.

They are still not sure whether Deng Liming accepts these patients unconditionally.

Later, when Deng Liming kindly posted the news that several patients had undergone surgery in the [Jiangzhong appendix group], and expressed his thanks repeatedly, and even hoped that everyone would take care of them.

Everyone knows that Deng Liming is serious.

Therefore, late yesterday, patients with complicated appendicitis from various villages and towns arrived one after another.

As a well-known county with a large population in the country, Jiangzhong County has 45 townships, plus the county's traditional Chinese medicine hospital and Red Cross hospital, there are more than 50 hospitals above the first level in total.

Last night's night shift comrade, Dr. Liu Jun.

crazy!

A steady stream of patients flocked in,

Seeing patients, prescribing medical orders, copying and pasting medical records, and communicating about illnesses.

Liu Jun rushed back and forth in the ward like a small whirlwind.

When he finally couldn't run anymore and saw that the patient was still coming, Liu Jun couldn't hold back and called the superior doctor.

Liu Xuejun was warming the bed for his wife, when he heard about the department, he ran over in a hurry.

Liu Xuejun is also crazy.

Call Deng Liming again.

So far,

Doctors in the entire department work overtime.

As the leader of the appendix group.

Li Xiaojun,
Bear the brunt.

The patient list turned a page directly.

One page is worth 25 patients!
The entire general surgery ward was instantly bombed.

Early shift.

This is an unshakable rule in all departments.

At eight o'clock in the morning, I waited to stand neatly in the office, either sleepy, or energetic, listening to or not listening to the nurse's sister crackling and reading yesterday's discharged patients and newly admitted patients.

There are too many new admissions today.

Although the sister nurse speeded up her ventriloquism, it took more than 20 minutes to read a series of words.

Many doctors who have already worked overtime to the point of dementia are buzzing their heads,
It felt like it was about to explode.

After the shift was handed over early, Deng Liming weakly emphasized the safety of the department again.

Immediately, preoperative discussion.

Everyone sat down and fell asleep.

Fortunately, there was only one elective surgery today.

After the discussion,

Li Xiaojun's head was almost on the table.

The crowd dispersed like walking corpses, Deng Liming walked to Li Xiaojun, "Li Xiaojun, can you still be on stage today?"

Li Xiaojun opened his eyes and looked at Deng Liming with great effort, still copying and pasting the medical records in his hand,

"I can."

"If you can, you can! If you can't, you can't! What is can, right!?" Deng Liming was also so sleepy that he couldn't speak clearly.

"Rumba is like a kind of dance music."

Yu Wenxing made a kind of joke.

Li Xiaojun's spirit improved slightly, he blinked his eyes twice, and shouted loudly: "Yes!"

"That's good."

Deng Liming nodded in satisfaction.

Laparoscopic appendectomy is now the signature operation of general surgery, and the hospital also supports it with a dedicated operating room.

So before the hot dry noodles ordered by Li Xiaojun arrived,
The patient is already on stage.

Looking sympathetically at Li Xiaojun who was already dragging his feet, Yu Wenxing felt a little emotional.

I used to seem to be the same as him.

"Brother Star."

In operating room No. [-], Tang Ling greeted Yu Wenxing first, then looked at Li Xiaojun who was walking behind Yu Wenxing, with a look of surprise, "Brother Jun? Why did you collapse like this?"

Before Li Xiaojun could reply, Yu Wenxing spoke first, "I took too much of the medicine that I introduced to him two days ago."

Tang Ling immediately thought of the [Hui Ren Shen Bao] who said, "I heard that a man can't stand eating a woman, a woman can't stand eating a man, and a man and a woman can't stand eating a bed." She covered her mouth Laughing all the time,
"Haha, Brother Jun, you have to be old!"

Li Xiaojun really didn't have the strength to refute, so he ran to the small stool next to him to take a nap.

After Yu Wenxing inquired about the medical history and had a physical examination, the anesthetist checked the patient again, and routine anesthesia began. Yu Wenxing drew a line, ran to wash his hands, and then returned to the operating table to wait quietly.

Li Xiaojun actually fell asleep.

Looks like last night's workload was too much.

Wait until the patient has been taken over by the ventilator and all preparations have been made.

Li Xiaojun started snoring.

???

???

???

Yu Wenxing was a little hesitant.

Wake up Li Xiaojun.

He was really afraid that his teacher would die here suddenly today.

I processed so many medical records last night and had to undergo surgery today. This mental and physical exertion is incomprehensible to ordinary people.

Don't wake up Li Xiaojun.
Yu Wenxing thought for a while, then signaled to the roving nurse to help him put on the surgical gown, and stood by the operating table, ready to start.

"Doctor Yu, don't you want to call me Doctor Li?" Seeing that Yu Wenxing was about to start, the itinerant nurse asked.

The itinerant nurse in operating room No. [-] was named Tang Ping,
The requirements of circulating nurses are higher than those of instrument nurses. For example, the handling of surgical emergencies and the attention to various instruments in the operating room are mostly handled by senior nurses.

Of course, the circulating nurse also has a more relaxed place than the equipment nurse. She can sit wherever she wants.

"Wait for him to rest first." Yu Wenxing turned his head and glanced at Li Xiaojun, as if seeing his former self.

"The surgery?"

Tang Ping pointed to the patient who had been given anesthesia.

"I can do it alone."

Yu Wenxing said.

Tang Ping froze for a moment, his eyes full of doubts.

As an itinerant nurse,
She didn't go online to search for laparoscopic appendectomy videos to learn like Tang Ling did. However, she has followed the operation for a few days, and she still has a clear understanding of the general situation of the operation.

At least, she knows.

Laparoscopic appendectomy requires three holes, one for the mirror and two for the operating rod.

This thing is sorted out by her every time after surgery and then sent for disinfection, she is very familiar with it.

So, she was puzzled.

It is obviously impossible for one person to operate three holes.

Unless he has three hands.

or……

Yu Wenxing came out smoothly.

As soon as he blurted out, he became dumb.

What if she really wants to see it?
For a person who dares to come to a wave of [The young man leaves home and the boss returns, An Neng can tell whether I am male or female), there are probably not many things she dare not do.

Still, it's fine.

Tang Ling still knew what the occasion was, so her face turned even redder, and she reluctantly said, "Huh, whoever wants to see it, I don't want to."

Yu Wenxing heaved a sigh of relief, and didn't dare to say anything more.

Ronaldinho took the opportunity to walk over from the side, smiling playfully, "Brother Xing, let me help you hold the mirror."

Ronaldinho's face was not very good since he entered the operating room today. When Yu Wenxing walked into the operating room just now, his eyes were a little flickering and perhaps angry when he looked at Yu Wenxing.

Of course Yu Wenxing knew the reason, but he didn't need to explain or resolve it, after all, the ideas between the two were not so compatible.

"No need, I can do it alone!"

Yu Wenxing shook his head.

The chrysanthemums on Ronaldinho's face froze together at that moment, he was a little awkward and at a loss.

"Doctor Yu."

The anesthesiologist shouted softly.

"Okay, I'll start right away." Yu Wenxing nodded and was about to take out the scalpel.

"Doctor Yu, can you stop making trouble? I'll go and call Brother Jun up. Wouldn't you like to have the operation earlier and go rest?"

The anesthetist was a little helpless, and he couldn't speak too seriously.

He also knows that Yu Wenxing is considered a hot figure in the general surgery department and even in the hospital. After all, Yu Wenxing is a crucial part of the construction of the medical consortium.

But surgery can't be messed up, right?
"Dr. Yu, let me help you hold the mirror. Although it's not as good as Dr. Li's, it's okay."

Ronaldinho forced a smile and looked sincere.

Yu Wenxing sighed inwardly.

Life is really not easy.

However, he still shook his head firmly, "I'll call Brother Jun later, if I can't do it."

"Ok."

Everyone had nothing to say, and Tang Ling's eyes filled with love again.

Yu Wenxing was so concerned about Li Xiaojun's behavior, which moved her.

Wu Wenxing glanced at Yu Wenxing's crotch again, but at this moment Yu Wenxing had already put on surgical clothes, and the large surgical clothes blocked Tang Ling's gaze.

She saw nothing.

The operation begins.

After laying the towels, Yu Wenxing made an incision under the navel, and Tang Ling handed over the Trocar the next moment.

The Trocar makes a hole, establishes the pneumoperitoneum, inserts the laparoscope from the Trocar, and explores the situation in the abdominal cavity.

"The abdominal cavity is fairly clean." Yu Wenxing nodded, and immediately stretched out his hand, a scalpel was already handed to him, and another incision was made on Mai's.

Tang Ling handed over the Trocar again.

Insert the Trocar, insert the joystick.

Tang Ling handed over the scalpel again.

This is a routine operation. Tang Ling has done it more than a dozen times and watched dozens of videos. He can basically keep up with Yu Wenxing's rhythm.As a result, Yu Wenxing didn't receive the knife for a long time, and his eyes were already fixed on the monitor.

"???"

Difficulty Brother Xing was also tired last night and lost consciousness?

"Brother Xing, knife!"

Tang Ling let out a soft cry.

"What knife?"

"Scalpel!" Tang Ling became anxious, and shook the scalpel in his hand.

Yu Wenxing came to his senses and laughed softly, "No need."

"No need? Don't open the hole?"

"Well, it's closed."

Yu Wenxing nodded, pinching the mirror with his right hand, and already operating the non-destructive forceps with his left hand to swim in the abdominal cavity.

Everyone was stunned.

Are you kidding around the world?
If you no longer make a hole, how do you do the surgery?
Laparoscopic appendectomy made three holes, which was probably the limit they could understand.

There is a mirror in one hole, which can be regarded as the eyes of the chief surgeon, and is used to detect the situation in the abdominal cavity.

This hole is impossible.

Otherwise, blind people can also be the chief surgeon.

The other two holes are equivalent to the operator's left and right hands.

One hole is used to place non-destructive forceps, which is used to flip the mesentery and push away the cover.

The other hole discharges knives and scissors.

These two holes are also indispensable, otherwise how would you cut off the appendix?
The appendix is ​​not removed.

Can it still be called an appendectomy?

Or if you only have one hole, just an electric knife or scissors.

That's not possible either.

The mesentery covered by the appendix will seriously affect the surgical field. If the blood vessel is cut with a random knife,
That.
"Brother Xing, you have only opened two holes, and there is still one more to go!"

Tang Ling reminded again.

Yu Wenxing paused for a moment.

"I know, let's see the situation first."

"Two holes should be enough."

Yu Wenxing smiled calmly.

￥&*(*&...%￥.

Tang Ling didn't know what to say, and even began to doubt life.

Ronaldinho was also a little confused.

He has known laparoscopy for more than a year. Not only does he visit it often, but the company also organizes learning.

"Could it be that you were scolded by Director Deng yesterday, and you are here today to take revenge on Director Deng?"

Ronaldinho only thought of this possibility.

Deng Liming told Xiao Luo the whole thing yesterday, and Xiao Luo was like a concubine at the time. He didn't even know how he bid farewell to Deng Liming, and he didn't know whether he had the company's required smile on his face when he said goodbye.

But he knew.

He has lost sleep!

That's money
A Hemlock clip takes 30 bucks by itself.

The chief surgeon is 80!
It never occurred to him that anyone would refuse such a hand-rubbing benefit.

After all, the Hemlock clip is not a dispensable material, but it really has an eye-catching effect.

Shorter operation time than suture, better absorption speed than suture, better effect than suture.

This is entirely a seam improvement.

Although, it is indeed a bit more expensive.

However, it is expensive in its own way, and it is also good for patients and doctors themselves.

Why not?
He didn't want to understand.

So, his first reaction at the moment was.

Probably Deng Liming scolded Yu Wenxing. Yu Wenxing messed up on the operating table in order to get revenge on Deng Liming. If there was a medical accident, Yu Wenxing's punishment and infamy as an intern would definitely be far less than Deng Liming's. .

"What a vicious boy."

Xiao Luo glanced at Yu Wenxing from the sidelines, and said with hatred in his heart.

"Director Deng must be notified of this matter as soon as possible."

Ronaldinho instantly thought of a way to deal with this matter: notify Deng Liming!
Knowing this, Deng Liming would definitely kick out Yu Wenxing, a thorn in his side, without hesitation.

I also gained Deng Liming's trust.

Kill two birds with one stone.

Thinking of this, Ronaldinho walked out of the operating room without saying a word, picked up the phone, and dialed.

Deng Liming is sleeping in the director's office at the moment.

He also had a busy night last night.

One night shift accepts 3 patients, which is considered a fulfilling night shift; more than 30 people came directly last night, seeing the busy comrades in the department, he couldn't bear it; but seeing the patients who had filled the corridor, he couldn't bear it. Proud again.

No department director is willing to watch his department grow.

Deng Liming was also in a panic, taking full responsibility for the arrangement of the hospital beds, and even called the logistics to ask them to move the beds.

He didn't feel it when he was busy, but when he was done, Deng Liming almost fell down.

Suppressing the discomfort, Deng Liming fumbled his way back to the director's office after finishing the unshakeable morning shift and finishing the preoperative discussion.

close the door,
It's quiet now.

Fatigue hit him instantly, and Deng Liming didn't even bother to wash up. He threw himself on the bed and fell asleep.

Deng Liming hasn't slept in this bed for some years.

When he was the director, the comrades in the department were still young and there were few people. He also had to work on the night shift, so he applied for this bed.

However, with the passage of time, the number of staff in the department has gradually increased, and everyone's professional level has gradually improved. Deng Liming has not slept in the director's office for many years.

Lie down now.

Deng Liming thought: Sleeping on this bed is still so good!
In a daze, Deng Liming felt that someone was singing next to his ear. It was very quiet at first, but it became louder and louder. When he opened his eyes, he saw that it was the phone ringing.

Qiang pulled himself together and picked up the phone on the bedside table. When he saw that it belonged to Xiao Luo, Deng Liming frowned.

He also told Ronaldinho what happened yesterday. He could tell that Ronaldinho must have been a little excited at the time, but since he was the director, he didn't say much.

Regarding Yu Wenxing's behavior of not using Hemlock, he neither objected nor agreed.

"Could it be that this kid still doesn't give up?"

Deng Liming sighed,
He also knew the difficulties faced by the equipment dealer. He originally wanted to turn off the phone and go to sleep, but then he thought about it and answered the phone.

"Hello, Ronaldinho."

"Director Deng, it's bad! Doctor Yu is messing around on the operating table!"

Xiao Luo's voice was a little flustered, Deng Liming didn't hear it clearly at first, and when he realized it after two seconds, he bounced off the bed with a "bass", a stream of cold sweat dripped from his back, thinking he had heard it wrong, no He yelled in disbelief, "What!?"

"Director Deng, come to the operating room quickly, Yu Wenxing is messing around!"

After confirming that he had not heard it, Deng Liming jumped out of bed, wearing shoes in one hand and holding the phone in the other hand, and asked urgently, "Where is Li Xiaojun?"

Xiao Luo was stunned for a moment, just now he was only thinking about how to maximize the benefits, but he ignored that there was another person in charge in the operating room.

"Where is Li Xiaojun!" Deng Liming shouted.

Ronaldinho moved his mouth twice, and said truthfully, "I'm sleeping."

"Sleeping!!! I am %￥&*...%&*!"

Deng Liming is crazy!
I arrange for you to go to the operation, and you go to the operating room for me to sleep! ! ! ? ? ?

If Li Xiaojun's mother wasn't Deng Liming's cousin.

Probably at this moment Deng Liming already wanted to fuck him!

He quickly rushed to the special elevator, saw that the elevator was still going up, and it was too late to wait for the elevator, Deng Liming instantly turned into a [-]-meter athlete, crawling on the stairs at high speed.

I didn't even have time to change clothes, so I put a set of hand washing clothes on my body and rushed up to the 13th floor.

Xiao Luo only felt a gust of hurricane pass by in front of him, and when the hurricane stopped, it was Deng Liming who was gasping for breath.

"Director Deng."

Xiao Luo shouted hurriedly with a chrysanthemum face.

Deng Liming bowed his waist, panting heavily, before he could respond to Ronaldinho, he pressed the switch of the operating room door.

The door opened silently.

into the purpose.

It was Yu Wenxing standing alone beside the operating table, holding the mirror in one hand and the joystick in the other, staring intently at the monitor.

With a glance, he saw Li Xiaojun who was still sleeping in the corner, Deng Liming almost had a myocardial infarction on the spot!
"Yu Wenxing!"

Deng Liming took a few breaths and shouted sharply as he walked.

Yu Wenxing stopped his hand and looked at Deng Liming, who was sweating profusely, with a confused look on his face, "Director Deng, why are you here?"

"I won't come again! Don't you have to kill the patient!" Deng Liming took a closer look, furious.

What about another hole?
"Li Xiaojun!!!"

"Pfft."

Li Xiaojun fell off the stool at that time and shook his head fiercely, "Director Deng, why are you here?"

"I told you to come for surgery! You go to the operating room to sleep!!!"

Deng Liming clenched his gums, obviously extremely angry.

Li Xiaojun was stunned, looking at Yu Wenxing who was neatly dressed and standing beside the operating table.

? ?
I just fell asleep for 2 minutes!

Is it?

Is it me?
Did I pass through?

(End of this chapter)