Picked up a queen at the start
Chapter 57
Chapter 57
Thinking that Uncle Liu saw something, Ji Qinglin smiled dryly and said, "Uncle Liu, the imitation clothes are simple and not simple."
"What you say is an imitation is an imitation." Muttering, Uncle Liu immediately said: "What are you doing here? Take the magazine that your grandfather ordered in advance?"
Before Ji Qinglin could speak, he immediately turned around, took two "improved" magazines from the shelf behind him, and put them in front of Ji Qinglin.
"I've made it for him a long time ago. It just so happens that the Ghost Festival is two days away. Let's burn it for him."
"What is this..."
Picking up the magazine, Ji Qinglin raised his eyebrows as soon as he saw the words on it.
"Illustrated Beauty Book"?
good guy...
What did the old man order for himself before he was alive?
Swallowing, Ji Qinglin carefully turned a page.
After a glance...
Snapped!
When Xia Yao was about to lean forward to take a look, he closed the "magazine" without hesitation.
"What's on it?" Xia Yao turned her head to one side, and reached out curiously, wanting to pick up another magazine to have a look.
Seeing this, Ji Qinglin quickly took another magazine, and said with a helpless smile, "It's nothing, just some... clothing illustrations."
"Clothing illustrated book?"
"Well, that's right, a clothing illustrated book, a book introducing clothes."
That's the costume, it's just a bikini.
Ji Qinglin wanted to cry but had no tears.
My old man is really not serious at all times.
Staring at Ji Qinglin thoughtfully, Xia Yao said softly: "But I clearly saw a woman on it..."
"That girl is a model!"
"model?"
"It's the one who shows the clothes!"
"Does the model only wear underwear?"
"..."
With a frozen expression, Ji Qinglin's face turned hot, and he bowed his head speechlessly.
Xia Yao has already seen her feelings.
Didn't he block the loneliness?
While the two were talking, Uncle Liu took out a roll-your-own cigarette, smoked it, and stared at Xia Yao at the same time.
It wasn't until Ji Qinglin and Xia Yao barely finished explaining that he looked at him resentfully, and said speechlessly, "Uncle Liu, my grandfather asked you to do it, so you really do it?"
"Aren't you afraid that after I burn him, my grandma will see him and chase him down ten streets with a knife?"
"Your grandpa said it." Throwing the butt of the cigarette on the ground and grinding it with his feet, Uncle Liu said calmly, "By the time he goes down, your grandma may have already drank Mengpo soup and reincarnated."
"Let's talk about it." Stretching his hand forward, Uncle Liu continued: "There is a business coming, why don't I accept it?"
"Although that kid in my family is not filial, I have to leave some money for him before I leave, right?"
"..."
Staring at Uncle Liu's rough hands, Ji Qinglin shook his head: "Uncle Liu, this is made for you by my grandfather..."
A slight smile appeared on his serious face, and Uncle Liu immediately said, "Your grandfather said that if he leaves before he has time to pay, I will let you pay the money."
A good grandson who is good at cheating.
With some complaints in his heart, Ji Qinglin said speechlessly, "How much is it?"
"Two books total six hundred."
"???" A question mark appeared above his head, and Ji Qinglin couldn't believe it: "How much?"
"Six hundred." Uncle Liu said, holding up five fingers and shaking them by the way.
Taking a deep breath, Ji Qinglin's scalp felt numb: "Uncle Liu, why don't you go and grab it?"
"This thing costs a lot. The pictures in these two books were cut out from seven or eight magazines. I didn't earn you much for the manual fee after removing the magazine money."
Uncle Liu shook his head and said, "Also, do you know how many supercilious looks he gave me when I asked my son to help me buy it from that treasure?"
"I will waive the mental damage fee for you."
Seeing that Liu Bo was calm and composed, Ji Qinglin took a deep breath and pulled the corners of his mouth hard.
Ginger, sure enough, is still old and spicy!
"I'll buy something more, let's pay together."
Standing up on his knees, Ji Qinglin pointed to Xia Yao who was beside him and said, "I'll bring another stack of papers, and she also wants to buy some."
Raising his eyebrows, Uncle Liu turned his gaze to Xia Yao: "What do you want to buy?"
Looking around the store, Xia Yao said seriously, "Do you have ak47 in your store?".
ak47?
Uncle Liu stared at Xia Yao with straight eyes, thinking he heard it wrong, he asked again: "What do you want?"
"Ak47, and tanks." Xia Yao repeated seriously.
Confirming that he heard it right, Uncle Liu felt happy.
Come to the paper shop to buy ak47 and tanks?
I have been in the paper-making business for so many years, and this is the first time I have seen him.
"Hahahaha!"
After thinking about it again, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.
This smile made Ji Qinglin laugh so hard.
The two had known each other for several years, and this was the first time he had seen Uncle Liu laugh so loudly.
The key is……
Laughing because of this kind of thing, this joke is enough-strange.
"Why are you laughing?" Xia Yao frowned in displeasure, and then asked, "Can't you do it?"
"You really want it?" Uncle Liu took out another cigarette and lit it, took a puff and said with a smile: "It's not that you can't do it, if you want to burn it on the Hungry Ghost Festival, it's a bit late, so I guess you can do it." Not finished."
Taking another puff of cigarette, Uncle Liu shook his head and said thoughtfully, "I'm curious again, who are you going to burn it to?"
Hearing Liu Bo's question, Ji Qinglin's heart tightened.
He had roughly thought of Xia Yao's answer: "Burn my [-] soldiers so that they can better guard the frontier."
Judging from the plots played in TV dramas, [-]% of the answers are in this category.
Otherwise, he really couldn't figure out why Xia Yao burned this thing.
Let your soldiers hold the AK Chuggui below?
impossible!
Xia Yao really wanted to burn it to her soldiers.
She felt that she was burned by the soldiers, maybe they really got these things?
Then when they guard the frontier, who dares to attack?
But Uncle Liu was an outsider to her.
She wasn't wary of Ji Qinglin, but it didn't mean she wasn't wary of outsiders either.
Just when Ji Qinglin was about to stop her from answering, she quietly shook her head and said, "Don't worry about who I want to burn to. Since you can't finish it, forget it."
After thinking about it, she looked at the magazine in Ji Qinglin's hand and said, "Since there are no AK47s and tanks, I also want a model illustrated book like this."
"What?"
This time, Ji Qinglin was speechless.
Looking suspiciously at Xia Yao, he held back for a while before asking, "Why do you want this? Who is it for?"
After glancing at him, Xia Yao said calmly, "Xuanhua."
"..."
What a good sister.
With a twitch between his eyebrows, Ji Qinglin nodded silently: "Yes, Xuanhua will definitely like it."
"I think so too." Xia Yao nodded without hesitation.
Seeing her somewhat proud expression, Ji Qinglin blushed.
He felt that Xia Yao was quite traditional.
But in this matter, how can you be so open-minded?
"It's useless to like that Xuanhua you mentioned."
(End of this chapter)
Thinking that Uncle Liu saw something, Ji Qinglin smiled dryly and said, "Uncle Liu, the imitation clothes are simple and not simple."
"What you say is an imitation is an imitation." Muttering, Uncle Liu immediately said: "What are you doing here? Take the magazine that your grandfather ordered in advance?"
Before Ji Qinglin could speak, he immediately turned around, took two "improved" magazines from the shelf behind him, and put them in front of Ji Qinglin.
"I've made it for him a long time ago. It just so happens that the Ghost Festival is two days away. Let's burn it for him."
"What is this..."
Picking up the magazine, Ji Qinglin raised his eyebrows as soon as he saw the words on it.
"Illustrated Beauty Book"?
good guy...
What did the old man order for himself before he was alive?
Swallowing, Ji Qinglin carefully turned a page.
After a glance...
Snapped!
When Xia Yao was about to lean forward to take a look, he closed the "magazine" without hesitation.
"What's on it?" Xia Yao turned her head to one side, and reached out curiously, wanting to pick up another magazine to have a look.
Seeing this, Ji Qinglin quickly took another magazine, and said with a helpless smile, "It's nothing, just some... clothing illustrations."
"Clothing illustrated book?"
"Well, that's right, a clothing illustrated book, a book introducing clothes."
That's the costume, it's just a bikini.
Ji Qinglin wanted to cry but had no tears.
My old man is really not serious at all times.
Staring at Ji Qinglin thoughtfully, Xia Yao said softly: "But I clearly saw a woman on it..."
"That girl is a model!"
"model?"
"It's the one who shows the clothes!"
"Does the model only wear underwear?"
"..."
With a frozen expression, Ji Qinglin's face turned hot, and he bowed his head speechlessly.
Xia Yao has already seen her feelings.
Didn't he block the loneliness?
While the two were talking, Uncle Liu took out a roll-your-own cigarette, smoked it, and stared at Xia Yao at the same time.
It wasn't until Ji Qinglin and Xia Yao barely finished explaining that he looked at him resentfully, and said speechlessly, "Uncle Liu, my grandfather asked you to do it, so you really do it?"
"Aren't you afraid that after I burn him, my grandma will see him and chase him down ten streets with a knife?"
"Your grandpa said it." Throwing the butt of the cigarette on the ground and grinding it with his feet, Uncle Liu said calmly, "By the time he goes down, your grandma may have already drank Mengpo soup and reincarnated."
"Let's talk about it." Stretching his hand forward, Uncle Liu continued: "There is a business coming, why don't I accept it?"
"Although that kid in my family is not filial, I have to leave some money for him before I leave, right?"
"..."
Staring at Uncle Liu's rough hands, Ji Qinglin shook his head: "Uncle Liu, this is made for you by my grandfather..."
A slight smile appeared on his serious face, and Uncle Liu immediately said, "Your grandfather said that if he leaves before he has time to pay, I will let you pay the money."
A good grandson who is good at cheating.
With some complaints in his heart, Ji Qinglin said speechlessly, "How much is it?"
"Two books total six hundred."
"???" A question mark appeared above his head, and Ji Qinglin couldn't believe it: "How much?"
"Six hundred." Uncle Liu said, holding up five fingers and shaking them by the way.
Taking a deep breath, Ji Qinglin's scalp felt numb: "Uncle Liu, why don't you go and grab it?"
"This thing costs a lot. The pictures in these two books were cut out from seven or eight magazines. I didn't earn you much for the manual fee after removing the magazine money."
Uncle Liu shook his head and said, "Also, do you know how many supercilious looks he gave me when I asked my son to help me buy it from that treasure?"
"I will waive the mental damage fee for you."
Seeing that Liu Bo was calm and composed, Ji Qinglin took a deep breath and pulled the corners of his mouth hard.
Ginger, sure enough, is still old and spicy!
"I'll buy something more, let's pay together."
Standing up on his knees, Ji Qinglin pointed to Xia Yao who was beside him and said, "I'll bring another stack of papers, and she also wants to buy some."
Raising his eyebrows, Uncle Liu turned his gaze to Xia Yao: "What do you want to buy?"
Looking around the store, Xia Yao said seriously, "Do you have ak47 in your store?".
ak47?
Uncle Liu stared at Xia Yao with straight eyes, thinking he heard it wrong, he asked again: "What do you want?"
"Ak47, and tanks." Xia Yao repeated seriously.
Confirming that he heard it right, Uncle Liu felt happy.
Come to the paper shop to buy ak47 and tanks?
I have been in the paper-making business for so many years, and this is the first time I have seen him.
"Hahahaha!"
After thinking about it again, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.
This smile made Ji Qinglin laugh so hard.
The two had known each other for several years, and this was the first time he had seen Uncle Liu laugh so loudly.
The key is……
Laughing because of this kind of thing, this joke is enough-strange.
"Why are you laughing?" Xia Yao frowned in displeasure, and then asked, "Can't you do it?"
"You really want it?" Uncle Liu took out another cigarette and lit it, took a puff and said with a smile: "It's not that you can't do it, if you want to burn it on the Hungry Ghost Festival, it's a bit late, so I guess you can do it." Not finished."
Taking another puff of cigarette, Uncle Liu shook his head and said thoughtfully, "I'm curious again, who are you going to burn it to?"
Hearing Liu Bo's question, Ji Qinglin's heart tightened.
He had roughly thought of Xia Yao's answer: "Burn my [-] soldiers so that they can better guard the frontier."
Judging from the plots played in TV dramas, [-]% of the answers are in this category.
Otherwise, he really couldn't figure out why Xia Yao burned this thing.
Let your soldiers hold the AK Chuggui below?
impossible!
Xia Yao really wanted to burn it to her soldiers.
She felt that she was burned by the soldiers, maybe they really got these things?
Then when they guard the frontier, who dares to attack?
But Uncle Liu was an outsider to her.
She wasn't wary of Ji Qinglin, but it didn't mean she wasn't wary of outsiders either.
Just when Ji Qinglin was about to stop her from answering, she quietly shook her head and said, "Don't worry about who I want to burn to. Since you can't finish it, forget it."
After thinking about it, she looked at the magazine in Ji Qinglin's hand and said, "Since there are no AK47s and tanks, I also want a model illustrated book like this."
"What?"
This time, Ji Qinglin was speechless.
Looking suspiciously at Xia Yao, he held back for a while before asking, "Why do you want this? Who is it for?"
After glancing at him, Xia Yao said calmly, "Xuanhua."
"..."
What a good sister.
With a twitch between his eyebrows, Ji Qinglin nodded silently: "Yes, Xuanhua will definitely like it."
"I think so too." Xia Yao nodded without hesitation.
Seeing her somewhat proud expression, Ji Qinglin blushed.
He felt that Xia Yao was quite traditional.
But in this matter, how can you be so open-minded?
"It's useless to like that Xuanhua you mentioned."
(End of this chapter)
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