Dialogue between ancient and modern: I create programs, national treasures have spirits

Chapter 201
On the huge screen, a question slowly emerged.

All eyes are cast on the screen.

The question is very simple, only one sentence.

Yi Ze raised his head slightly and looked directly at the screen. His voice was not loud but very clear.

"If Confucius and Li Bai had a fight, who would win?"

A very brief question, but it involves two famous historical figures.

One is Confucius, the most holy teacher of Confucianism.

The other is Li Bai, the poet of the Tang Dynasty.

These two are famous and have left an indelible mark in the long history of China.

From the gray-haired old man who is getting old, down to the yellow-haired child learning to speak, they all have a certain understanding of these two.

In ordinary times, many people can casually recite phrases such as "Learn and practice it...don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you...repay evil with kindness". They can also sigh at the moon, "look up at the bright moon and lower your head to miss your hometown."

The influence of Confucius and Li Bai is undoubtedly far-reaching.

Therefore, Yi Ze was not surprised to see such a topic.

Facing the audience, Yi Ze smiled and said: "It seems that the netizens who raised the question are usually angry with these two."

As long as the works of these two people appear in the text, they will definitely be memorized.

When I was a student, many people recited "Sleepwalking Tianmu Yinliu Farewell" repeatedly with sad faces, and some people thought about "University", "The Doctrine of the Mean", "The Analects of Confucius" and other fragments day and night.

Fear, that is real fear.

If these two fight, who will win?
There are audiences who understand, there are audiences who are ignorant, and there are audiences who don't understand.

Yi Ze stretched out his finger, and on the stage, the images of Confucius and Li Bai were virtualized.

It is also the most widely known image to the public.

A white-haired man with wrinkled face, hands folded in front of his chest, slightly bent body, and a Confucian skirt looks elegant, making people know that he is a scholar at a glance.

And the other one, dressed in embroidered white clothes, gently twirling his beard with his left hand, looking into the distance with deep eyes, and his right hand behind his back, looking immortal, as if he would become immortal at any time.

The program team also thoughtfully added the word "vs" between the two of them.

The audience laughed out loud.

"Don't worry about it, Confucius definitely won. It's like a grandpa beating a grandson."

"In terms of seniority, it should be the ancestors beating the offspring."

"Don't look at Confucius dressed as a literati, in fact, this is the number one macho man in the Spring and Autumn Period."

"Li Bai doesn't seem to be weak. He is a sword thief. I remember that he seems to be the sword master of the Tang Dynasty."

"That's Pei Yu, but Li Bai did learn swordsmanship from Pei Yu. As for whether he is strong or not, I don't know."

Yi Ze knew in his heart that if he really wanted to fight, Confucius could really hang Li Bai up and beat him.

"To clarify this issue, first of all, we need to understand these two people."

Yi Ze waved his hand, and only the image of Confucius remained on the stage.

"First, let's talk about Confucius.

When it comes to Confucius, many people's impressions of him stay in the image in the textbooks when they were studying, which is the picture shown now. It seems that the language is weak, and the whole is a kind old man.

However, this is not the case, and if the image of Confucius were to be drawn correctly, it would probably be. "

The weak image of Confucius on the stage changed directly into the image of a powerful and muscular man.

In addition to the same appearance, the change in figure is astonishing.

The audience saw this and called it a good guy.

"I lost all my muscles, is that true?"

"Good guy, this is too scary, I seem to see Dwayne Johnson."

"What the hell is Wen weak? Are you kidding me in the textbook? Confucius must not kneel on the ground and beg me not to die after this punch."

"False Confucius: a fool's errand. Real Confucius: physical persuasion!"

"Confucius: If you are obedient, I will reason with you. If you are not obedient, don't blame me for speaking physics."

"Confucius, the hexagonal warrior, is a child with one punch."

Looking at the virtual image of a muscular man on the stage, the audience couldn't believe it.

This simply broke the inherent impression of many people.

""Historical Records - The Family of Confucius" records: Confucius is nine feet long and six inches long.

what is this concept?

Calculated according to the weights and measures at that time, one foot is roughly equivalent to 23.1 centimeters today, that is to say, Confucius was more than 2.22 meters tall, which is probably the case. "

On the stage, a famous basketball player, Yao Ming, appeared next to Confucius.

Next to Yaoming is Guo Jinming, a well-known writer and director of bad dramas.

The three stood together, and the contrast was instantly obvious.

In this way, even audiences who are not very sensitive to numbers can understand the height of Confucius in an instant.

"Good guy, Confucius who is more than two meters long, this is too scary."

"I still can't believe it. Is this still the Confucius in the book?"

"By the way, was the weight and measure like this at that time? Could it be a data error."

Facing the audience's question, Yi Ze explained: "Of course, the "Historical Records" uses the Lu ruler which follows the weights and measures of the Western Zhou Dynasty. One foot is about 19.1 centimeters. Therefore, the height of Confucius is 1.8 meters six."

As Yi Ze's voice fell to the ground, the height of Confucius on the stage decreased accordingly, and now everyone looked more pleasing to the eye.

"It's relatively normal. It's really scary to be more than two meters."

"1.8 meters [-] is not too high, it is still very common now."

"This looks much more normal, but Xiaosi is really short. Is he 1.6 meters tall?"

The contrast on the stage is too conspicuous, and the shortest one has attracted a lot of attention.

Yi Ze continued to explain: "Many viewers will think that 1.8 meters 1.6 is not bad. It is very common now, but in the Spring and Autumn Period, the average height of common people was about 1.8 meters. Therefore, Confucius who is [-] meters [-], Among the crowd, he definitely stands out from the crowd and stands out from the crowd.

Doesn't this look scary for such a big man from Ludi who is close to 1.9 meters and has three thousand younger brothers under him? "

"Let's take a look at Confucius' physical fitness.

In ancient times, the description of Hercules was often described as being capable of carrying a tripod, and our Confucius naturally no longer talks about it, and even goes even further.

Lv Buwei once led his diners to compile a set of "Lu Shi Chunqiu", which mentioned the strength of Confucius, which is the gate of the whole country.

It means that the power of Confucius can directly lift the bolt on the city gate.

In the Spring and Autumn Period, the gates of the city were basically made of solid wood, tall and heavy, and the gate bolts in it were conservatively estimated to weigh about 350 catties. The weight is about [-] catties. "

A few words directly confused the audience.

"Damn! This shit is even more ruthless than Xiang Yu."

"You call such a person a weak scholar, then what am I? I'm close to dying?"

"Confucian scholars of future generations really want to see how ruthless your first generation head is."

"It's ridiculous that the Confucian scholars of later generations claim to be the disciples of Confucius, but they can't carry their shoulders or lift their hands, and they have no strength to restrain a chicken. It's a disgrace to Confucius."

"This reminds me of a novel in which the main character travels back to the Spring and Autumn Period and talks about Dong Zhongshu's Confucianism to Confucius. Now it seems that Nima is really funny. If you can't talk about it, let it go. Maybe you will be beaten up by Confucius." .”

"Confucius: You can talk about reason or physics, you can choose."

The audience's response was not insignificant.

Even the audience who knew something about it did not expect that Confucius was so strong.

The contrast suddenly became stronger.

Yi Ze continued to introduce: "It is recorded in "Huainanzi": Confucius was more intelligent than Chang Hong, bravely obeyed Meng Ben, captured the suburban dodder, and recruited Chengguan.

What does that mean?

The first sentence says that Confucius is very smart, stronger than Chang Hong. There is no problem with this. After all, Confucius is the founder of Confucianism. No one will doubt his wisdom.

However, starting from the second sentence, it slowly started to get outrageous.

Submit to Meng Ben bravely, who is Meng Ben?

Meng Ben is a strong man in Qi State, famous for his strength. "Records of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty" records: Meng Ben can't avoid dragons when traveling in water, and tigers and wolves when traveling on land... Seeing two bulls fighting in the wild, Meng Ben divided it with his hands!
And King Qin Wu of the state of Qin competed with Meng Ben to lift the tripod just because of a whim, but was crushed to death by the tripod because of lack of strength.

But even such a strong man was overwhelmed by Confucius' bravery.

As for taking pictures of the suburbs and trying to move the city gates, it is said that Confucius ran faster than a rabbit and was so strong that he could lift the gate of the city. It can be said that Confucius was a decathlete, and he was definitely not the weak scholar drawn in the books. . "

Yi Ze's narration left many viewers speechless.

"Is this the same Confucius I know?"

"Really convincing people with 'virtue'!"

"The hexagonal fighter, a full-level boss with full strength, intelligence, and body sensitivity, is so terrifying."

"I read "Qin Shi Mingyue" before and thought it was unbelievable that the Confucian disciples in it knew martial arts, but now it seems that they have seriously regressed. With Confucius' ability, why don't they tear Six Swords slaves and step on Zhao Gao? "

"Confucius, I have offended you a lot in the past, I hope your lord has a lot of them, don't forget about it."

The audience was very happy.

Firstly, Yi Ze didn't look very serious at the moment, and was even a little cheerful.

The other side is also because there are so many interesting things on the bullet screen, which makes people laugh.

"After talking about Confucius' physical fitness, let's take a look at Confucius' actual record!
"Historical Records - Biography of Zhongni's Disciples" records that Confucius had a disciple named Zilu, who was originally a straight man, and he could also be called a big brother in society. Before he met Confucius, he liked to fight bravely with others!

After meeting Confucius, the situation changed instantly.

Historical data loading: Zilu is vulgar, brave, straight, crowned rooster, dolphin, and bullied Confucius.Confucius set up rituals to lure Zilu, and after Zilu served as a Confucianist, he was appointed as a disciple because his disciples invited him to be his disciple.

The meaning is very simple. Zilu is brave and fierce and likes to fight with others.

Usually, when he has nothing to do, he wears rooster feathers and accessories made of wild boar skin, and walks on the street. He is a proper social person.

Until one day, Zilu met Confucius.

As a big brother in society, he naturally couldn't understand Confucius's nonsense, so Zilu had a fight with Confucius.

As for the outcome of the victory, there is no record in historical materials.

Only after this time, Confucius persuaded Zilu to become his disciple by reasoning. "

Yi Ze's narration is very clear, even if it involves ancient Chinese, Yi Ze also explained it in easy-to-understand words.

And the audience is naturally barrage frequently.

"It's really 'reasonable', it's really 'convincing'!"

"Zilu said: This nima can't beat him, he can't talk about it, he must learn this skill!"

"Confucius definitely won the battle. With Zilu's temperament, if he didn't lose, how could he listen to other people's reasoning."

"Confucius said: I study to reason with others. As for my martial virtues, it is to make others listen to my reasoning carefully!"

After talking about his personal achievements, Yi Ze continued to talk about Confucius' mighty force.

"In addition to his personal prowess, Confucius' commanding ability is also very good.

"Zuo Zhuan - Dinggong 12th Year" records that during Lu Dinggong's reign, Gongshan Buwei launched a rebellion and went straight to Qufu, the capital of Lu State. Lu Dinggong fled to Jisun's house in a hurry to hide.

At this moment, Confucius, who was the chief bandit, stepped forward, calmly, and led his troops to fight back, directly defeating Gongshan's unruly rebellion. "

"In the aristocratic education system of the Zhou Dynasty, the six arts are the time for students to master.

The so-called six arts refer to etiquette, music, calligraphy, mathematics, imperialism, and archery!

Here, rites, music, books, and numbers can be regarded as the current cultural courses, some cultural knowledge taught.

And Yuheshe is a real practical class!

As the No.1 head of the Confucian school, Confucius was naturally the top of the culture class at that time. This is the reason why the so-called learning is rich.

And his defense and shooting skills are also very good.

It is very clearly recorded in "Book of Rites - Sheyi". Once Confucius showed his arrow skills, hundreds of people surrounded him, and the surrounding crowd was impenetrable.

Moreover, Confucius was also very good at shooting birds in the air, and his arrows never missed.

As for Confucius' driving skills, that is, his driving skills are even more superb, absolutely at the level of Qiu Mingshan's car god.

Among the Six Arts, Yu does not refer to driving an ordinary carriage, but a chariot used to kill enemies on the battlefield.

Nowadays, many people drive with one hand, but Confucius can drive a chariot with one hand, and hold a weapon in the other hand to defend against the enemy.

It is recorded in "The Analects of Confucius" that when Confucius was 63 years old, he could still drive a chariot easily, and he taught students the skills of driving a chariot.

Considering the difficulty of driving the chariot and the road conditions of that era, Confucius did not have a strong core force, and it was absolutely impossible for him to do so! "

On the stage, a chariot appeared in front of all the audience.

There are four horses in the front, and the carriage frame behind. The driver needs to stand on it, hold the reins, and control the movement of the four horses.

Generally speaking, such a chariot is controlled by two people, and then the two fight.

Confucius can drive and fight alone, he is definitely a proper berserker in the world.

"A head of the Confucian school who is 1.9 meters tall, has outstanding martial arts skills, and is good at reasoning, do you love him?"

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(End of this chapter)