The heavens began with Huo Yuanjia
Chapter 94
Chapter 94
"Hey, if I had known... I should have shot first..."
When he got back to the fast food truck, David was still a little annoyed.
Thomas glanced at Li Yong, and said angrily: "Forget it, the hero saves the beauty with a promise of body, and you are the hero who saves the beauty, I guess you will be a cow and a horse in the next life."
"Uh, why?"
Thomas sneered, "You look ugly!"
David pointed at himself, speechless for a long time, then turned his head to look at Li Yong, and had to agree sadly. Compared with Li Yong, he is indeed not good-looking.
But it's not ugly, is it?
"Oh, by the way, I almost forgot, what day is today?" Thomas asked suddenly when he thought of something.
"Ah, I forgot if you didn't tell me, I have to see Lao Chen today."
"Then pack up quickly—hey, Li Yong, let's go together."
"Where to go?"
"You'll know when it arrives!"
"That's whatever. I don't have anywhere else to go now. I'll go wherever you go."
In fact, Li Yong was not surprised, after all, this is the case in the movie.
Obviously, David's father, Uncle Chen, was admitted to a mental hospital, and they were going to visit him after a while, and today was just the time.
Then they ate a light meal in the car, packed up and drove towards the mental hospital.
After entering the mental hospital, they were about to find a place to park when suddenly——
Crunch!
After a harsh sound, the car had to stop, and the three of them had to get out of the car.
"what happened?"
"A flat tire..."
"I know it's a flat tire, I mean how could it happen?"
David rolled his eyes and said, "How would I know this, but it just had a flat tire. So it can't be driven now. This is a small problem. The key is that we have to go back."
Thomas scratched his head and said, "Forget it, there should be a spare tire on the car, you can get it and let's replace it."
Li Yong also came over and asked, "Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Just watch from the side, we can handle this kind of thing."
Although he said so, Li Yong still stood beside him when he thought of the scene in the movie.
When he saw David going to get the spare tire, and Thomas jacked up the car and was about to remove the screws, Li Yong suddenly smiled and said, "How about we make a bet?"
"Okay, what bet?"
"I bet you wait a minute, all four screws will fall in the gutter over there."
"How is it possible?" Thomas looked back, laughed loudly and said, "Don't worry, you will lose this bet. But is there any winnings?"
"Of course there is, have you seen this?" Li Yong said, and took out a bottle of red wine directly from the space.
Well, he also forgot what kind of thinking he had bought this bottle of red wine, it's not expensive anyway.
Thomas blinked and rubbed again, "Wow, where did you conjure this up, what kind of magic is this?"
"Of course it's the same move," Li Yong certainly wouldn't say, it was taken from his personal space, "How about it, do you want to gamble?"
"Okay," Thomas thought for a while, and said, "Then I... I don't have any good things on me now, so let's use money to gamble. If you win, all the money in my wallet is How about yours?"
"Okay, then you lose."
"You are the one who loses!"
Thomas said with a smile, but his hands didn't stop. First, he moved all four screws very neatly, and then prepared to remove them. He just removed one, but unexpectedly the next one fell out automatically.
He subconsciously went up to mend it, but the other side fell off again, and then mended it and fell to the other side. As a result, none of the four screws remained, and they all passed through his fingers as agreed. Over the past, down.
All this is slow to say, in fact, between the light and the flint, Thomas can't react at all.
But Li Yong had been watching out for a long time, so when those screws rolled down, Li Yong had already bent down and stretched out his hands to catch them quietly.
It's just that Thomas was blocked by him and couldn't see clearly. Then when he turned around to look again, Li Yong had already put all the screws in his arms, and moved away, just revealing a thread next to him. Ditch, he subconsciously thought that all four screws had fallen.
"Hey, why did you block me just now?"
"What do you mean I blocked you for a while? Could it be that if I don't stand here, you will be able to catch up?"
Thomas thought so too, it really has nothing to do with Li Yong, it was too fast for him to react.
"Hey, what should I do now?" Thomas looked at the ditch and said worriedly, "How can we change the tire without screws?"
In fact, he didn't see the screws when he went to the ditch, but the four screws suddenly disappeared, so the only explanation is that they disappeared below.
Li Yong smiled and said, "I knew you would definitely do this..."
"Then why didn't you tell me earlier?"
Li Yong spread his hands: "Why didn't I say it earlier, didn't I remind you a long time ago?"
"Hey!"
Thomas sighed. At this moment, David walked over with the spare tire. Seeing that they were all staring at the ditch next to him, he couldn't help asking in surprise, "What's going on? Why are you all surrounded here?"
Thomas immediately asked, "Is there a magnet?"
David replied while pushing the tire: "No, what do you want magnets for?"
"I'm going to tie it with a rope..."
"Why tie a magnet to a string for no reason?"
"That way, the rope can be thrown into the ditch."
"Are you okay?"
"No!"
"You're fine, why did you tie the magnet with a rope and put it in the ditch?"
"That's how the screw can be sucked out!"
"Why do you want screws?" David noticed that Li Yong pouted towards him, he turned his head to look, and was suddenly surprised: "Ah, all four are gone?"
Thomas laughed dryly, "Hey, you're so smart."
"That's over. Unless there are magnets now, the screws won't come out, the tires won't change, and we won't be able to go on the road again."
"Yeah, that's why I asked you for magnets."
"Tsk tsk!" At this time, the voice next to them caught their attention. The three of them looked over together, but saw a person sitting on the steps over there at some point, holding a small bucket and a plastic bag in his hand. Spade, like a naughty child playing on the beach.
But obviously he is no longer a child at his age, he can only be called an "old child".
Li Yong just noticed that someone was coming, but he didn't care, because he knew who this person was, and he didn't expect it when he turned his head.
At this time, he looked at them, shook his head, looked at them straight and said, "I never imagined that such a brainless person can survive in this world."
Thomas said: "Then you have a brain?"
"Yes," the man nodded, and said, "Although it's a bit old, it's still good enough. No matter what, it's better than the two of you."
David asked, "So what do you say?"
Unexpectedly, he immediately pointed to Li Yong and said, "Ask him..."
Both Thomas and David looked at Li Yong, and Li Yong smiled helplessly at this moment, pointed at the man again, then stretched out his hands and said, "It's all here..."
He didn't expect that this psychopath's eyesight was so good that he could see all of this, obviously his movements were fast enough.
Well, in fact, the main reason is that this action is hidden enough for Thomas, the person involved, but from the perspective of a bystander, it is still relatively clear.
Moreover, Li Yong didn't intend to hide it at all. He neither wanted to play a prank nor intentionally punish Thomas and the others, but just wanted them to learn a lesson.
"Ah, didn't you say that the screw fell into the ditch, why is it in his hands again?"
Li Yong replied without Thomas saying, "I put them away one by one before they rolled down. If not, then they should have fallen into the ditch by now."
"Then why are you hiding the screws?"
"Idiots, of course it is to teach you two idiots a lesson. You can't even think of things that I can think of. They really are two brainless idiots."
Thomas and David were immediately speechless, and Li Yong also laughed.
This is really rough talk, and it can be seen in the movie that part of it is for comic effect, but the result is that it makes both of them look like Yazi who is not very smart.
"Um, what about the bet now?" Thomas asked immediately after he remembered this matter.
David asked curiously, "What bet?"
Li Yong smiled and said: "Although the screws did not fall off, our bet is that you will lose the four screws. This is what I found back, that is to say, without me, you still lost it, so you How do you think the bet should be calculated?"
"Okay, then count me as a loser." Thomas sighed, and was about to take the wallet from his arms.
But soon he pressed up with one hand, and when he looked up, Li Yong smiled and said: "It's just a joke, to brighten the atmosphere, why do you take it seriously? To be honest, you are willing to take me in, I am grateful." It's too late, how could I still ask for your money, I'd better keep it for myself."
Thomas laughed and said, "That's what you said, then I really won't give it."
"Of course, as he said, I'm just here to let you remember this lesson, so don't forget about it in the future."
David was very happy to see them so harmonious, and then thought that they had to leave, so he hurriedly urged: "So hurry up and change the tire, don't you still rush in?"
"Oh, yes!" Both of them reacted, and then the three of them pushed the spare tire up together, and Thomas and Thomas installed it with tools.
But Li Yong, who was fine for the time being, was quietly observing the audience friend next to him.
Well, it is indeed a mental illness, not a fake.
There are many familiar faces in this movie, just like the one in front of you, the "Invisible Man" among the five lucky stars.
Of course here, he is also a psychopath, well, a psychopath rather than a fool. (This paragraph is recommended to watch the original film, or the whole original film is recommended, the classics will never go out of date, and it is still very interesting to watch now)
Thanks to Li Yong's help, the tragedy of losing all four screws did not happen, and there was no need to remove the screws of other tires to replace them. They replaced the tires smoothly.
Just as they were about to go on the road, the three of them thought of something at the same time, looked at each other, and then leaned forward to surround the psychopath.
Because I wrote it after watching a movie, I will write more, so as not to say that I am water...
Then, because it will be on the shelves on the first day of next month, and the first day is [-] words, I hope everyone can give a first order support...
(End of this chapter)
"Hey, if I had known... I should have shot first..."
When he got back to the fast food truck, David was still a little annoyed.
Thomas glanced at Li Yong, and said angrily: "Forget it, the hero saves the beauty with a promise of body, and you are the hero who saves the beauty, I guess you will be a cow and a horse in the next life."
"Uh, why?"
Thomas sneered, "You look ugly!"
David pointed at himself, speechless for a long time, then turned his head to look at Li Yong, and had to agree sadly. Compared with Li Yong, he is indeed not good-looking.
But it's not ugly, is it?
"Oh, by the way, I almost forgot, what day is today?" Thomas asked suddenly when he thought of something.
"Ah, I forgot if you didn't tell me, I have to see Lao Chen today."
"Then pack up quickly—hey, Li Yong, let's go together."
"Where to go?"
"You'll know when it arrives!"
"That's whatever. I don't have anywhere else to go now. I'll go wherever you go."
In fact, Li Yong was not surprised, after all, this is the case in the movie.
Obviously, David's father, Uncle Chen, was admitted to a mental hospital, and they were going to visit him after a while, and today was just the time.
Then they ate a light meal in the car, packed up and drove towards the mental hospital.
After entering the mental hospital, they were about to find a place to park when suddenly——
Crunch!
After a harsh sound, the car had to stop, and the three of them had to get out of the car.
"what happened?"
"A flat tire..."
"I know it's a flat tire, I mean how could it happen?"
David rolled his eyes and said, "How would I know this, but it just had a flat tire. So it can't be driven now. This is a small problem. The key is that we have to go back."
Thomas scratched his head and said, "Forget it, there should be a spare tire on the car, you can get it and let's replace it."
Li Yong also came over and asked, "Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Just watch from the side, we can handle this kind of thing."
Although he said so, Li Yong still stood beside him when he thought of the scene in the movie.
When he saw David going to get the spare tire, and Thomas jacked up the car and was about to remove the screws, Li Yong suddenly smiled and said, "How about we make a bet?"
"Okay, what bet?"
"I bet you wait a minute, all four screws will fall in the gutter over there."
"How is it possible?" Thomas looked back, laughed loudly and said, "Don't worry, you will lose this bet. But is there any winnings?"
"Of course there is, have you seen this?" Li Yong said, and took out a bottle of red wine directly from the space.
Well, he also forgot what kind of thinking he had bought this bottle of red wine, it's not expensive anyway.
Thomas blinked and rubbed again, "Wow, where did you conjure this up, what kind of magic is this?"
"Of course it's the same move," Li Yong certainly wouldn't say, it was taken from his personal space, "How about it, do you want to gamble?"
"Okay," Thomas thought for a while, and said, "Then I... I don't have any good things on me now, so let's use money to gamble. If you win, all the money in my wallet is How about yours?"
"Okay, then you lose."
"You are the one who loses!"
Thomas said with a smile, but his hands didn't stop. First, he moved all four screws very neatly, and then prepared to remove them. He just removed one, but unexpectedly the next one fell out automatically.
He subconsciously went up to mend it, but the other side fell off again, and then mended it and fell to the other side. As a result, none of the four screws remained, and they all passed through his fingers as agreed. Over the past, down.
All this is slow to say, in fact, between the light and the flint, Thomas can't react at all.
But Li Yong had been watching out for a long time, so when those screws rolled down, Li Yong had already bent down and stretched out his hands to catch them quietly.
It's just that Thomas was blocked by him and couldn't see clearly. Then when he turned around to look again, Li Yong had already put all the screws in his arms, and moved away, just revealing a thread next to him. Ditch, he subconsciously thought that all four screws had fallen.
"Hey, why did you block me just now?"
"What do you mean I blocked you for a while? Could it be that if I don't stand here, you will be able to catch up?"
Thomas thought so too, it really has nothing to do with Li Yong, it was too fast for him to react.
"Hey, what should I do now?" Thomas looked at the ditch and said worriedly, "How can we change the tire without screws?"
In fact, he didn't see the screws when he went to the ditch, but the four screws suddenly disappeared, so the only explanation is that they disappeared below.
Li Yong smiled and said, "I knew you would definitely do this..."
"Then why didn't you tell me earlier?"
Li Yong spread his hands: "Why didn't I say it earlier, didn't I remind you a long time ago?"
"Hey!"
Thomas sighed. At this moment, David walked over with the spare tire. Seeing that they were all staring at the ditch next to him, he couldn't help asking in surprise, "What's going on? Why are you all surrounded here?"
Thomas immediately asked, "Is there a magnet?"
David replied while pushing the tire: "No, what do you want magnets for?"
"I'm going to tie it with a rope..."
"Why tie a magnet to a string for no reason?"
"That way, the rope can be thrown into the ditch."
"Are you okay?"
"No!"
"You're fine, why did you tie the magnet with a rope and put it in the ditch?"
"That's how the screw can be sucked out!"
"Why do you want screws?" David noticed that Li Yong pouted towards him, he turned his head to look, and was suddenly surprised: "Ah, all four are gone?"
Thomas laughed dryly, "Hey, you're so smart."
"That's over. Unless there are magnets now, the screws won't come out, the tires won't change, and we won't be able to go on the road again."
"Yeah, that's why I asked you for magnets."
"Tsk tsk!" At this time, the voice next to them caught their attention. The three of them looked over together, but saw a person sitting on the steps over there at some point, holding a small bucket and a plastic bag in his hand. Spade, like a naughty child playing on the beach.
But obviously he is no longer a child at his age, he can only be called an "old child".
Li Yong just noticed that someone was coming, but he didn't care, because he knew who this person was, and he didn't expect it when he turned his head.
At this time, he looked at them, shook his head, looked at them straight and said, "I never imagined that such a brainless person can survive in this world."
Thomas said: "Then you have a brain?"
"Yes," the man nodded, and said, "Although it's a bit old, it's still good enough. No matter what, it's better than the two of you."
David asked, "So what do you say?"
Unexpectedly, he immediately pointed to Li Yong and said, "Ask him..."
Both Thomas and David looked at Li Yong, and Li Yong smiled helplessly at this moment, pointed at the man again, then stretched out his hands and said, "It's all here..."
He didn't expect that this psychopath's eyesight was so good that he could see all of this, obviously his movements were fast enough.
Well, in fact, the main reason is that this action is hidden enough for Thomas, the person involved, but from the perspective of a bystander, it is still relatively clear.
Moreover, Li Yong didn't intend to hide it at all. He neither wanted to play a prank nor intentionally punish Thomas and the others, but just wanted them to learn a lesson.
"Ah, didn't you say that the screw fell into the ditch, why is it in his hands again?"
Li Yong replied without Thomas saying, "I put them away one by one before they rolled down. If not, then they should have fallen into the ditch by now."
"Then why are you hiding the screws?"
"Idiots, of course it is to teach you two idiots a lesson. You can't even think of things that I can think of. They really are two brainless idiots."
Thomas and David were immediately speechless, and Li Yong also laughed.
This is really rough talk, and it can be seen in the movie that part of it is for comic effect, but the result is that it makes both of them look like Yazi who is not very smart.
"Um, what about the bet now?" Thomas asked immediately after he remembered this matter.
David asked curiously, "What bet?"
Li Yong smiled and said: "Although the screws did not fall off, our bet is that you will lose the four screws. This is what I found back, that is to say, without me, you still lost it, so you How do you think the bet should be calculated?"
"Okay, then count me as a loser." Thomas sighed, and was about to take the wallet from his arms.
But soon he pressed up with one hand, and when he looked up, Li Yong smiled and said: "It's just a joke, to brighten the atmosphere, why do you take it seriously? To be honest, you are willing to take me in, I am grateful." It's too late, how could I still ask for your money, I'd better keep it for myself."
Thomas laughed and said, "That's what you said, then I really won't give it."
"Of course, as he said, I'm just here to let you remember this lesson, so don't forget about it in the future."
David was very happy to see them so harmonious, and then thought that they had to leave, so he hurriedly urged: "So hurry up and change the tire, don't you still rush in?"
"Oh, yes!" Both of them reacted, and then the three of them pushed the spare tire up together, and Thomas and Thomas installed it with tools.
But Li Yong, who was fine for the time being, was quietly observing the audience friend next to him.
Well, it is indeed a mental illness, not a fake.
There are many familiar faces in this movie, just like the one in front of you, the "Invisible Man" among the five lucky stars.
Of course here, he is also a psychopath, well, a psychopath rather than a fool. (This paragraph is recommended to watch the original film, or the whole original film is recommended, the classics will never go out of date, and it is still very interesting to watch now)
Thanks to Li Yong's help, the tragedy of losing all four screws did not happen, and there was no need to remove the screws of other tires to replace them. They replaced the tires smoothly.
Just as they were about to go on the road, the three of them thought of something at the same time, looked at each other, and then leaned forward to surround the psychopath.
Because I wrote it after watching a movie, I will write more, so as not to say that I am water...
Then, because it will be on the shelves on the first day of next month, and the first day is [-] words, I hope everyone can give a first order support...
(End of this chapter)
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