Hogwarts 1991

Chapter 498 Little Geffen

McGuffin stretched out his hand sluggishly, petrified.

The hand clutched the bald skull.

"Okay, can you put your hand down?...Albert!" Dumbledore said 'kindly', with a smile on his wrinkled, bald face.

Dumbledore pushed it away... still touching the hand on his head.

Stand up and shake your body.

Some small things kept falling from Dumbledore.

They were raving and screaming, and their cute little hands kept dancing in the air...trying to grab Dumbledore's clothes,

Some of the little things that could hesitate a few words, among them, seemed to be a bit smarter, when they fell from mid-air, they were still waving their hands, trying to grab something... Depending on the situation, it should be trying to grab Dumbledore's long silver whisker that no longer exists. (McGuffin seems to understand what is going on with this new look of Lao Deng's head.)
Some of the little things fell directly on the bed, and then bouncing...and getting up again...trying to climb up on Dumbledore, and some who couldn't walk directly climbed towards the McGuffin, but were stopped by a small thing next to them.

The two babbled directly... they were actually communicating.

This is another big problem facing McGuffin.

——He has a baby!
That's right,

These little things, in a sense, all fell from him!
Really, no lies!

Just seeing these guys look exactly like McGuffins can prove it.

Countless slaps are as big as palms, almost reduced in proportion to the MacGuffin... The little man is jumping up and down on his bed, screaming and fumbling.

This scene... this scene is like a crowd of demons dancing wildly.

McGuffin was full of crap.

Of course, our Professor Albus Dumbledore reckons it's going to be harder to put up with all this.

His current appearance as a bald man was created by these little things.

"Is MacGuffin One awake?"

"The big boss is awake!"

"My lord returns in glory!"

"McGuffin! MacGuffin!...Hi!...Glory to Albert!"

Many small Guffins wearing the robes of Hogwarts student wizards were cheering the name of McGuffin. They raised their arms and waved their arms like a **** to pay homage to McGuffin.

There are also some little things that worship him as a god, kowtowing and praying to him.

Of course, most of them raised their middle fingers directly at McGuffin, mocking enthusiastically.

McGuffin could hear the squeaks and screams from the little thing's mouth clearly, and understood them all, just like Parseltongue.

In the whole room, on the floor, window sill, and even the oil painting on the opposite wall, there are many small Geffen Alberts on it.

These little things are like five or six-year-old children, they are very curious about everything, wandering around the room, full of desire to destroy.

and……

The McGuffins actually saw that some of the leading 'Small Guffins' took out small matchstick-like magic wands, which were able to jump out of electric sparks, and kept hitting other weaker McGuffins, driving them to act according to their orders, and laughed from time to time.

These little guys are simply little devils.

McGuffin understood how Dumbledore fell into the bald man he is today step by step.

And McGuffin gradually recalled what was the cause of everything.

It all started yesterday afternoon,

At that time, in order to avoid the side effect of [Badrin's Brain Refreshing Potion] that would eliminate emotions, he used his talent points to speed up learning [Occlumency] and [Insomnia],
I don't know if it's because of [Badrin's Brain Refreshing Potion] or because of a large number of talent points, but [Inspiritualization] has improved rapidly, and Occlumency, which originally belonged to the [Master Stage], has even been promoted to the [Extraordinary Stage].

However, when [Occlumency] becomes the stage of [Extraordinary],
These two spells automatically merged into a strange magic.

[Insomnia] + [Occlumency] → [McGuffin Albert's Endless Labyrinth]

Looking at the name displayed on the panel, McGuffin immediately remembered the secret labyrinth left by Ravenclaw, one of the Big Four, in the Hogwarts library.

...Maybe the secret realm made up of space fragments...is very likely to be based on this new magic.

However, before McGuffin could understand all this, there was a sharp pain in his head, as if it was about to explode.

Dumbledore, who was present at the time, immediately taught McGuffin how to extract his own memories and thoughts with the method of [Instigating Mind].

McGuffin pressed his wand to his temple as he had taught him.

Then, according to your own feeling,...feel the extra thing that doesn't belong to you, concentrate on that feeling...then lightly swipe.

The tip of the wand brought out a silvery memory of the field.It stretched longer and longer, and finally broke, with fluorescent lights floating on the tip.

At this moment, the bulging feeling in McGuffin's mind gradually subsided.

"Good, very good! MacGuffin!"

Dumbledore praised McGuffin at the time, "I didn't expect your progress to be so fast. If you continue at this level, you may still be able to catch up with the start of Hogwarts School! You can go to school and at night... Come to my office to clear these redundant and cluttered memories from your mind...Put it in the Pensieve."

It's just... Before he finished speaking, the silver thread stretched out in mid-air and fell off the wand... As if consciously, it hovered in the air automatically, avoiding the bodies of McGuffin and Dumbledore.

Finally, it landed on the ground and turned into a small, palm-sized, proportionate MacGuffin Albert II!

This immediately caused a sensation in [St. Mungo's Magical Hospital].

These advanced healers have never discovered such a phenomenon in the experiment of [Badlin Refreshing Potion].

In the afternoon after that, McGuffin's ward became like a vegetable market.

All kinds of curious healers, the Aurors outside, and even the wizard patients in the next room were all curious to see what kind of existence the "little wizard who gave birth to a baby" really existed.

McGuffin was about to be the star of a great joke.

Some healers excitedly announced after studying the condition of McGuffin's heart and brain that this should be the correct way to use [Badrin's Magic Brain Refreshing Potion].

This is the most effective form of treatment.

Therefore, the healers began to discuss with McGuffin and Dumbledore to increase the dosage of the medicine.

But after increasing the amount of [Rejuvenating Potion], what happened made these guys unhappy.

Although it was indeed as expected by the therapists and Dumbledore, with the increase in the dose of the [Bardrin Brain Refreshing Potion], McGuffin not only did not trigger the side effects of the original [Brain Refreshing Potion], but also accelerated the rejection of thoughts that did not belong to him in McGuffin's mind.

It's just...too fast!

In a blink of an eye...a lot of little Griffins popped out.

Everyone was caught off guard.

In the beginning, whenever the McGuffin showed signs of madness and headaches, the healers would inject the McGuffin with [-]/[-] dilution of [Badrin Brain Refreshing Potion], making the McGuffin switch from the thoughts he rejected.

It was only later that the healers saw that the McGuffin did not suffer from the side effects of the 'brain-invigorating potion', so they increased the dosage and reduced the dilution of the potion.

Soon, just like an old sow giving birth to cubs, litters of little McGuffins howling... popped out of the McGuffins' heads. (Even without the MacGuffin actively stripping away those thoughts)

But...the worst is yet to come,

Although the healers immediately realized that something was wrong...relieved, and even stopped giving the McGuffin the [Badrin Magic Brain Refreshing Potion], but they still couldn't stop the McGuffin's continuous self-proliferation and replication.

Once these little things die, they will become silver threads and memories will return to McGuffin's mind, and then two small Guffins will pop out of McGuffin's forehead immediately.

One life is two, two begets four... offspring and grandchildren are endless... ahem, it's all over the place...

In short, the "magic miracle" that McGuffin gave birth to the wheat Guffin immediately got out of control, and the speed of the explosion was faster than the speed of the U.S. stock market.

These wheat geffins are like gourd dolls, and they also have some magical powers. Although it is only insignificant, there are too many mosquitoes and they are annoying, and there are too many ants and they can even eat people.

What's more, if the gourd babies fall down like this...the eldest baby, the second baby...to the seventh baby...all jump out at once, and there will be nothing wrong with snakes and scorpions.

Old man Deng's beard and hair are nothing like this.

And those other healers who came to watch the lively [St. Mungo's Hospital], the guard Aurors, and the wizard patients next door suffered a lot.

Either these little Geffen holding a small magic wand and buibui sent out electric sparks, and the electricity was life-like...or the beard, eyebrows were burned off by the scorching light, and the robes and clothes were burned to pieces.

Even if they used various spells and methods to eliminate these little things...it's a pity that it didn't work.

This will only cause the Little Geffen to explode like a balloon...disappear, and then turn into that kind of silver-threaded memory, return to the McGuffin, and 'give' more Little Geffen.

Soon, the McGuffin's ward became notorious, and there were no more healers coming, and everyone avoided it, for fear of being "entangled" by those little demons who couldn't kill them.

Only Dumbledore was still here trying to control the situation.

Last night, Dumbledore tried to make the McGuffins fall asleep, eliminate these small Guffins, and see if they could be turned into their original memories, and returned to the Pensieve, or those glass jars.

However, when McGuffin woke up and saw that nothing had changed, he knew that the attempt had failed.

Dumbledore lightly knocked off the little guy on his forehead, who opened his teeth and claws, poked around with his wand, and screamed with onomatopoeic words, and then said softly to McGuffin, "Albert, you just stay here and watch these little... small things, don't let them run around... After you get rid of all the clutter in your mind, you should be able to return to the original state."

"As for Voldemort's matter, you don't have to worry about it. After the incident last time, he will not act rashly again! The [Horcrux] matter, Professor Snape, me, and Harry will solve it... He should also be involved in this matter."

"By the way, Harry and the others should be here today."

Seeing that Dumbledore looked like he wanted to slip away, McGuffin hurriedly stopped him from asking what was going on?

"Professor, what are these little things? How did they appear."

"This is made up of the magical power similar to [Revitalization], plus those fragments of thoughts in your mind. This is a coincidence with a very small probability... A miracle of magic... The root cause is that your [Occlumency] and [Insomnia] have reached such a level that these memories that do not belong to you are very complete, together with some emotions and your own characteristics."

"Let's put it this way? They are similar to [Horcruxes]...but they are safer than Horcruxes, much more harmless."

"They are the most essential manifestation of your character...the most direct projection of your magic power, thoughts, desires, and feelings..." Speaking of this, the corners of Dumbledore's mouth twitched. He didn't know if it was because a little thing stuck his wand straight into his toes, or because the nature of the McGuffin was beyond description.

In the end, Dumbledore concluded, "The effect of [Badrin's Brain Refreshing Potion] is still manifested. These little Alberts also represent part of your feelings and desires, so I can't eliminate them directly, otherwise you will become as cold-blooded, cruel and emotionless as those black wizards who take potions."

"Control! McGuffin, what you need now is to further control your feelings and thoughts! On this point, I can't give you any guidance... When you exclude all the memory fragments that don't belong in this way, controlling them... should be able to solve everything."

When McGuffin heard this explanation, his head grew dizzy.

Because according to Dumbledore and the system display, there may be a total of more than 19 soul fragments that need to be removed by him.

Gan ah!

What year and month is this?

And these little things...

McGuffin gets a headache just looking at the little things!

Five or six wheat geffins waved their magic wands to directly levitate another wheat geffin, and then smashed it towards his head, causing it to turn into a silver thread, and then two wheat geffins popped out from his forehead...

Can these little things really be controlled by themselves?
More than 19!

McGuffin's head twitched, and he immediately thought of 19 little Guffins running around here.

hiss!
There was a chill.

It seems that 【St. Mungo's Hospital】is in danger!

Wouldn't those therapists kick themselves out if something like this actually happened?
Just as McGuffin was sweating, he wanted to ask Dumbledore if there was any other way.

Footsteps were heard in the corridor outside, and then someone spoke.

It's not easy.

Since yesterday, this ward and the corridor outside have been so quiet that even a hair can be heard.

"Ha, it's Arthur!" Dumbledore was very happy.

"Harry and the others are here to see you..."

No matter how McGuffin looked at it, he felt that Dumbledore was very "overjoyed" now, anyway, he seemed much happier than McGuffin himself.

Dumbledore had an impatient expression on his face.

"Okay, McGuffin, I'll get Harry and the others to come in!"

After Dumbledore finished speaking, he rushed out like a gust of wind.

Then Mr. Weasley, Black, and Harry walked in cautiously. Looking at everything in front of them, they immediately became so shocked that they almost bit off their tongues.

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