From Xiangjiang Martial Arts in the 70s

Chapter 4 British Jokes
It was only when we arrived at the set that we found out that the filming location was a second-floor teahouse. Wu Changyun looked it up and counted from the window on the second floor. At a height of more than four meters, there were more than a dozen sacks on the street directly below the window. Knowing what to pack, it feels fluffy and soft to the touch.

After meeting the main actors, the martial arts instructor Chen Guangyao walked up to everyone and shouted: "Today is a fighting scene. After a while, you will rush upstairs after seeing my gestures and walk through the pre-arranged movements. Are you okay?" question?"

Everyone looked at each other and shook their heads.

Wu Changyun's role is very simple. He has to play the stand-in for the male partner. After a while, the male partner is standing by the window and is about to be kicked. Then he stops, and then he stands by the window wearing the male partner's clothes. When he jumps from the second floor, there will be an outdoor camera on the street to film him falling from the second floor.When Wu Changyun landed, the actors in the teahouse continued the beating.

Hearing the sound of fighting upstairs, Wu Changyun couldn't help but feel a little nervous. After all, everyone stopped to look at him after a while.

"The stand-in is here."

Upon hearing the greeting, Wu Changyun trotted upstairs, where two assistants arranged Wu Changyun's movements.

The actor who played the male supporting role sat aside to rest, drinking the herbal tea bought by the crew, and didn't care about his stand-in role.

"Remember in a moment, don't be afraid, the movement of landing on the back must be coherent, and there should be no redundant movements."

Martial arts instructor Chen Guangyao finished his orders and signaled the groups to prepare.

Wu Changyun emphasized to himself over and over again in his heart: "It's okay, it's okay, just jump down normally."

As soon as the crew turned on the camera, the person in front of him raised his kick at Wu Changyun, but the kick missed. Wu Changyun had to use his strength to pretend to be kicked, and then turned over and jumped out of the window on the second floor.

I just felt that this jump was not as coherent as expected. Wu Changyun's lower back rubbed against the window, and his ankle also knocked, and then fell weightlessly on the sandbag, surrounded by dust that was kicked up.Wu Changyun's head was in a daze, and he saw the crowd around them covered their mouths with surprised expressions, and there were also two brown-haired girls in western clothes in the crowd.

Wu Changyun stood up quickly with strong support, and asked upstairs, "Is it okay?"

"Okay, very good." Martial arts instructor Liu Guangyao replied from the window.

This hanging heart finally fell to the ground. Wu Changyun thought that his wages had not yet been paid, and he probably had to wait until the filming of this episode was finished, and then walked towards the teahouse.A Liang was the first to greet him, and A Liang quickly dusted Wu Changyun off.

"How? Are you alright?"

"It's okay." Wu Changyun rubbed his ears and replied.

"It's fine, go up and do it again."

Ah Liang didn't give Wu Changyun any extra time to think about it, he didn't stop, and dragged Wu Changyun upstairs.

"Isn't it very good?"

"I saw that the movements were done beautifully, and everyone was very satisfied. Let's do it again and listen to others." A Liang said comfortingly.

Wu Changyun was pulled to the position just now again, and in front of him was the actor who was about to kick him. A Liang whispered beside Wu Changyun: "Don't stand up if you fall, wait until the martial arts instructor calls out to get up."

"it is good."

Wu Changyun nodded, and once again concentrated on looking at the person in front of him, and then kicked again, Wu Changyun jumped back suddenly. With the lessons learned from the previous time, Wu Changyun jumped higher than before, and his movements were more skilled.

The "bang" life was full of dust again, Wu Changyun heard the exclamation, the sandbag on his back was tilted, and his head would hit the ground if it deviated a little.Presumably, the sandbag was deformed by his impact just now, and he almost hit his head.Liu Guangyao looked upstairs and always felt that the landing posture was not very good, and Wu Changyun fell backwards.

"Is it okay?" Liu Guangyao poked his head out on the second floor.

Wu Changyun nodded, and then came upstairs again. This time he knocked his calf again to avoid the previous situation, but fortunately, he landed in a good position.Just as the actor who played the male supporting role was about to come over to take over the scene of jumping off the building, he heard the voices of British women talking in his ears, and they sneaked to Wu Changyun's side while the security guards on the set were not paying attention.

Just as the security guard was about to run over to grab the two of them, their housekeeper rushed up to explain something.

Wu Changyun knows a little English and can understand basic words, which are surprising and novel words.The crew came down, and seeing the scene in front of them, the housekeeper started arguing.Wu Changyun had ten thousand grass and mud horses in his mind, but he knew that Hong Kong is now dominated by the British, so he tried to explain with the English words he knew: "Sorry, I am working."

When the two female nobles heard that Wu Changyun could speak English, they pulled Wu Changyun to stand up and take pictures.

During the tugging, the positions of Wu Changyun and the sandbags changed somewhat, so they could only raise their heads to look at Liu Guangyao and A Liang, both of whom looked at the other side helplessly. The butler took out a Rollei camera with a black and silver frame from the car Facing three people.

Wu Changyun was extremely depressed. If he hadn't considered the 180 yuan salary, he would have broken away from the two women a long time ago. If this were the China before crossing, no one would dare to bully the Chinese wantonly in China's territory, but not now.Wu Changyun forced a smile on his face and took a photo with the two women. Just as he was about to dance again in frustration, the two British women stopped him again, muttering something Wu Changyun couldn't understand.

This time, the housekeeper moved a stool and a coffee table, and the crew couldn't help it after seeing this scene. They were about to start a fight with the housekeeper. There were a lot of people in the crew, and the security guards rushed up to take the housekeeper and two The woman blasted away, Wu Changyun's heel was stuck in the sack, and he could only squeeze out from behind the British woman, only to hear the British woman scream, Wu Changyun turned his head and saw tea spilled on the woman's skirt.

Everyone didn't pay much attention to it, but it was just water spilled on the skirt, and Wu Changyun didn't pay attention to what nasty things the woman said to him.But after a while, the woman's brother drove a car and honked the horn in the crowd.Wu Changyun saw the British man coming, wearing a shirt and jeans. He was tall and hideous, and he didn't look like a man to be provoked.

Seeing the aura of the other party, Wu Changyun calmed himself down. Compared with these people in the 70s, he can be regarded as someone who has seen the world. The three views established in the new era are similar to those who have been oppressed by the British colonialism all year round Essentially different.The older brother of the two women is Henry, a British policeman.

Henry talked to his sisters for a while, then found and pointed to his sister's skirt and shouted, "Who did it?"

The on-site staff didn't dare to agree. The guide walked out of the teahouse and asked about Sister Henry's situation through an interpreter.Wu Changyun secretly thought that it was unlucky, and he was in trouble again before he earned the money.After the director explained for a long time, Henry walked towards Wu Changyun. The other party looked very angry, and after yelling at Wu Changyun, he said, "Apologize."

Wu Changyun held his breath and did not answer, one side was his own dignity, and the other side was his future life.Wu Changyun didn't want his future life to be rough because of this little farce, but Henry's bullying face in front of him was really annoying.

"You should go back to England." Wu Chang replied in English.

Henry was surprised that a small stand-in could speak English, but then he yelled angrily, "Do you know who I am?"

Offending Henry is not a wise choice, but seeing Henry spitting and flying in front of him, and that arrogant and domineering face getting closer, Wu Changyun felt that what he said was too light.

Facing the teahouse, on the third floor, Lei Luo, wearing a brown suit, pointed at Wu Changyun on the street and asked Lard Boy next to him, "What does he mean?"

Lard Boy thought for a while, then smiled and replied: "Probably, you should eat shit."

Lei Luo couldn't hold back his "chuck" laugh, patted Lard Boy on the shoulder and kept saying, "It's interesting, it's interesting."

"Go and drive away the British ghost, don't let him cause trouble again."

"I understand Luoge."

Pork Boy walked downstairs, counting the stacks of money bundled in his handbag, found the largest stack, squeezed it out and put it in his trouser pocket. Compared with the money they earned from making movies, this small amount of money seems like a lot of money. Insignificant.

(End of this chapter)